Great_Milenko: dbrunker: Now see what you need is Crappy Taxidermy. An entire blog of ineptly prepared and/or desecrated animal corpses.This one winsA delightful mix of total incompetence and "just don't give a fark"Coupled with a complete lack of understanding of what taxidermy is.
Phaeon: All I could think of.
CygnusDarius: cryinoutloud: OMG. Winning, already.Charlie Sheen travels in time?.
Chinchillazilla: This is the best thing I've seen in weeks. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
I LIKE IT!
Ahhh_Ennui: Did they not bother to give its TEETH to the taxidermist?
I Said: Chinchillazilla: This is the best thing I've seen in weeks. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.I'm crying too. Too bad this is a Sunday night thread. Usually those don't get as many posts.
Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, there probably weren't too many people, let alone taxidermists in 18th century Sweden who had seen a lion.
WhoaitsZ: am i the only one who thought that that is how Sarah Bachmann looks when her make up is removed?
Aidan: farkingismybusiness:Where is that from? What does HMNH mean? I must know! I neeeeed that plaque.
Chupacabra Sandwich: My question is why the taxidermist decided it would be wise to have the lion sticking its tongue out.
Shenanigans!: Chupacabra Sandwich: My question is why the taxidermist decided it would be wise to have the lion sticking its tongue out.That and also where he got the idea for the googly eyes...they're awesome, but I had no idea they had googly eyes back then.Love this thread - hilarious, sick, AND educational!
Tax Boy: Aidan: farkingismybusiness:Where is that from? What does HMNH mean? I must know! I neeeeed that plaque.Link
Fluorescent Testicle: It's even worse from this angle:
GungFu: WTF is this shiat?
The Yattering: Ahhh_Ennui: Did they not bother to give its TEETH to the taxidermist?The taxidermist mounted the original teeth in the vagina.
I Said: I'm just imagining the man who killed it, telling all of his friends: "The mighty beast was regal and fearsome. It's mouth a deadly cavern of razors and it's body clearly built for war. Why, I hardly had time to think for fear of my life. Oh, here's the taxidermist now. I present to you, the ferocious, deadly, LION!"
Chupacabra Sandwich: Even though you didn't rtfa very clearly
Oznog: Er, well, Mr Anchovy ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.A what?An anteater. Not a lion. You see a lion is a huge savage beast, about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds, running forty miles per hour, with masses of sharp pointed teeth and nasty long razor-sharp claws that can rip your belly open before you can say 'Eric Robinson', and they look like this.
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