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2011-04-10 11:00:57 PM
cryinoutloud - i am in tears.

You may have both a cheeseburger and an internet.
 
2011-04-10 11:00:59 PM
If you click the link to look at the other photos, in the side view, it looks more like an actual lion, and you can see the taxidermist mounted his "fang" teeth toward the back and the molars in front.
 
2011-04-10 11:01:46 PM
This is a repeat from 280 years ago.
 
2011-04-10 11:01:52 PM
i1183.photobucket.com

All I could think of.
 
2011-04-10 11:02:09 PM

Great_Milenko: dbrunker: Now see what you need is Crappy Taxidermy. An entire blog of ineptly prepared and/or desecrated animal corpses.

This one wins


A delightful mix of total incompetence and "just don't give a fark"

Coupled with a complete lack of understanding of what taxidermy is.


That one pleased me, actually. I enjoy the silly.

Also like this one:

24.media.tumblr.com
I FOUND PILLS. AND ATE THEM.
 
2011-04-10 11:04:35 PM
This is the best thing I've seen in weeks. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
 
2011-04-10 11:04:44 PM
God as my witness, that made me laugh so hard I blew snot out of my nose.

I was not prepared for something so...cartoonish.
 
2011-04-10 11:04:53 PM

Great_Milenko: dbrunker: Now see what you need is Crappy Taxidermy. An entire blog of ineptly prepared and/or desecrated animal corpses.

This one wins


A delightful mix of total incompetence and "just don't give a fark"

Coupled with a complete lack of understanding of what taxidermy is.


For the record, I would totally put that in my house
 
2011-04-10 11:04:56 PM
Kif_D , you win 10 internets
 
2011-04-10 11:06:11 PM
My roommates think I'm insane. I cannot stop screaming laughter at this thread. This is seriously the funniest thread I've seen in weeks.

Phaeon: All I could think of.


That is my favorite pic here.
 
2011-04-10 11:06:36 PM
Le Moo.

29.media.tumblr.com

This however is awesome. I'd own it.

26.media.tumblr.com

*petpetpet*
 
2011-04-10 11:06:39 PM
First penguin in America at the Peabody Essex Museum in MA:

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-04-10 11:07:03 PM

CygnusDarius: cryinoutloud: OMG. Winning, already.
Charlie Sheen travels in time?.

Charlie Sheen is now LOSING. You need to keep up.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-04-10 11:07:25 PM

Chinchillazilla: This is the best thing I've seen in weeks. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.


I'm crying too. Too bad this is a Sunday night thread. Usually those don't get as many posts.
 
2011-04-10 11:08:12 PM

cryinoutloud: lh5.googleusercontent.com


Haha.


This thread is full of win
 
2011-04-10 11:08:30 PM
www.randomville.com

Do you prefer 1 lumps or 2?
I'll take 3 lumps!
 
2011-04-10 11:08:52 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
I LIKE IT!
 
2011-04-10 11:10:34 PM

Ahhh_Ennui: Did they not bother to give its TEETH to the taxidermist?


The taxidermist mounted the original teeth in the vagina.
 
2011-04-10 11:11:22 PM

I Said: Chinchillazilla: This is the best thing I've seen in weeks. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

I'm crying too. Too bad this is a Sunday night thread. Usually those don't get as many posts.


Darn those extra-long Sunday night Christian Protestant worship services.
 
2011-04-10 11:14:22 PM
farkingismybusiness:

Where is that from? What does HMNH mean? I must know! I neeeeed that plaque.
 
2011-04-10 11:14:26 PM
My question is why the taxidermist decided it would be wise to have the lion sticking its tongue out.
 
2011-04-10 11:15:41 PM

Bathia_Mapes: To be fair, there probably weren't too many people, let alone taxidermists in 18th century Sweden who had seen a lion.


All the more reason to find someone who HAD, dontcha think?!? And what the fark is that lacquered sausage doing hanging out of its mouth? And why does it have retard teeth? Did someone think they were too scary to put in the stuffed lion's head?
 
2011-04-10 11:16:03 PM
am i the only one who thought that that is how Sarah Bachmann looks when her make up is removed?
 
2011-04-10 11:16:48 PM
I think he was a taxiderpist.
 
2011-04-10 11:17:29 PM

WhoaitsZ: am i the only one who thought that that is how Sarah Bachmann looks when her make up is removed?


this is a fun thread about a retarded lion.

Please take that shiat thataway--------->
 
2011-04-10 11:18:45 PM
surbrook.devermore.net

Gregoire de Fronsac does not approve.
 
2011-04-10 11:19:11 PM

Aidan: farkingismybusiness:

Where is that from? What does HMNH mean? I must know! I neeeeed that plaque.


Link
 
2011-04-10 11:20:05 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: My question is why the taxidermist decided it would be wise to have the lion sticking its tongue out.


That and also where he got the idea for the googly eyes...they're awesome, but I had no idea they had googly eyes back then.

Love this thread - hilarious, sick, AND educational!
 
2011-04-10 11:21:07 PM
WTF is this shiat?
farm3.static.flickr.com

www.sumoflam.biz
 
2011-04-10 11:21:08 PM
It's even worse from this angle:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-04-10 11:21:33 PM
I always like the 'experimental' taxidermy done around the 19th century.

They were making fish with fur, , monkeys that lived in the water and other animals that did not exist as high concept works of art, and just dares. Some were really, really well done.

Because of this the duck-billed platypus was rejected as a real animal.

/I forgot what this line of taxodermy was called.
 
2011-04-10 11:22:25 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

My shopping cart is full of foxes. Your argument is invalid.
 
2011-04-10 11:22:26 PM

Shenanigans!: Chupacabra Sandwich: My question is why the taxidermist decided it would be wise to have the lion sticking its tongue out.

That and also where he got the idea for the googly eyes...they're awesome, but I had no idea they had googly eyes back then.

Love this thread - hilarious, sick, AND educational!


If I remember correctly (and I'm probably not) the flaring tongue was a sign of ferocity and virility.

I don't believe it was a device intended to incite an hysterical gigglefest.
 
2011-04-10 11:22:56 PM

Tax Boy: Aidan: farkingismybusiness:

Where is that from? What does HMNH mean? I must know! I neeeeed that plaque.

Link


Sweet!
 
2011-04-10 11:23:11 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com

jamiedubs.com
 
2011-04-10 11:25:24 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: It's even worse from this angle:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


That's effing hysterical
 
2011-04-10 11:25:38 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: It's even worse from this angle:


Oh god it's fantastic.
 
2011-04-10 11:25:42 PM
Classic
 
2011-04-10 11:27:15 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: It's even worse from this angle:


Oh my dear sweet jeebus rockefeller christ on toast...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
 
2011-04-10 11:28:09 PM

GungFu: WTF is this shiat?


The first one is a platypus. It's for reals. And the second one is a jackalope, but they only live on our walls, despite what some people have heard.

msl1.mit.edu
 
2011-04-10 11:28:27 PM
www.mranchovy.com
Er, well, Mr Anchovy ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

A what?

An anteater. Not a lion. You see a lion is a huge savage beast, about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds, running forty miles per hour, with masses of sharp pointed teeth and nasty long razor-sharp claws that can rip your belly open before you can say 'Eric Robinson', and they look like this.
 
2011-04-10 11:28:53 PM
I'm just imagining the man who killed it, telling all of his friends: "The mighty beast was regal and fearsome. It's mouth a deadly cavern of razors and it's body clearly built for war. Why, I hardly had time to think for fear of my life. Oh, here's the taxidermist now. I present to you, the ferocious, deadly, LION!"

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-04-10 11:30:24 PM

The Yattering: Ahhh_Ennui: Did they not bother to give its TEETH to the taxidermist?

The taxidermist mounted the original teeth in the vagina.


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... STOP. HA HA HA HA!!!
 
2011-04-10 11:30:57 PM

I Said: I'm just imagining the man who killed it, telling all of his friends: "The mighty beast was regal and fearsome. It's mouth a deadly cavern of razors and it's body clearly built for war. Why, I hardly had time to think for fear of my life. Oh, here's the taxidermist now. I present to you, the ferocious, deadly, LION!"


Even though you didn't rtfa very clearly, I can't stop laughing at this
 
2011-04-10 11:32:29 PM
The thing looks a lot like a heraldic lion. Thank god those farkers were killed off in the 11th century.
 
2011-04-10 11:33:30 PM
Great headline.
 
2011-04-10 11:33:36 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: It's even worse from this angle:


LOL
 
2011-04-10 11:33:47 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: Even though you didn't rtfa very clearly


Yeah I couldn't make it past the picture.
 
2011-04-10 11:34:00 PM

GungFu: WTF is this shiat?


The second picture is a jackalope - not real
The first one is a platypus, and I assure you, it's real
 
2011-04-10 11:34:27 PM

Oznog: Er, well, Mr Anchovy ... I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

A what?

An anteater. Not a lion. You see a lion is a huge savage beast, about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds, running forty miles per hour, with masses of sharp pointed teeth and nasty long razor-sharp claws that can rip your belly open before you can say 'Eric Robinson', and they look like this.


Yeah, that. That's what I MEANT to say.
 
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