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2011-04-10 07:09:02 PM  
To be fair, there probably weren't too many people, let alone taxidermists in 18th century Sweden who had seen a lion.
 
2011-04-10 07:18:43 PM  
To also be fair, there wasn't a single animal that taxidermist had ever seen that would have led him to believe that was a good idea.

/it stinks!
 
2011-04-10 07:20:33 PM  
Awww....
 
2011-04-10 07:26:52 PM  
OH shiat IT'S A wtf is that?
 
2011-04-10 07:29:25 PM  
Oh god...husband and I are still laughing.
 
2011-04-10 08:01:08 PM  
It does evoke an easy and pleasant laugh, doesn't it?
 
2011-04-10 08:05:07 PM  
Did they not bother to give its TEETH to the taxidermist? Wow, just amazing!

lantawa: It does evoke an easy and pleasant laugh, doesn't it?


Yes. :)
 
2011-04-10 09:07:35 PM  
Cute, though.
 
2011-04-10 09:10:43 PM  

Ahhh_Ennui: Did they not bother to give its TEETH to the taxidermist? Wow, just amazing!


He looks like a Cheshire lion.
 
2011-04-10 09:27:45 PM  
From original link:

2.bp.blogspot.com1.bp.blogspot.com

Inte helt olik den dumsnälla hunden Dug från Pixarfilmen "Up", inte sant?
 
2011-04-10 09:30:29 PM  

LordOfThePings: From original link:



Inte helt olik den dumsnälla hunden Dug från Pixarfilmen "Up", inte sant?


It kind of looks like some kind of Looney Tunes one, actually
 
2011-04-10 10:27:59 PM  
Squirrel!!
 
2011-04-10 10:33:41 PM  
Give me a sec, I have a load of these. Let's see how cooperative the ol' image host is being.
 
2011-04-10 10:35:54 PM  
Where the Wild Things Are...
 
2011-04-10 10:35:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-04-10 10:36:06 PM  
He should have known that it should look like this:

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2011-04-10 10:36:26 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-04-10 10:37:02 PM  
nice.
 
2011-04-10 10:37:43 PM  
i.imgur.com

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first batch
 
2011-04-10 10:38:00 PM  
That image looks like it could use a caption...

If only I were funny
 
2011-04-10 10:39:54 PM  
driph.com

/The taxidermist must been a 4channer's ancestor.
 
2011-04-10 10:41:11 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: first batch


Are you a collector of autistic animal pictures?
 
2011-04-10 10:41:21 PM  
i.imgur.com

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Good luck sleeping tonight.
 
2011-04-10 10:41:27 PM  
When you want animals properly mounted, do it yourself.
 
2011-04-10 10:41:49 PM  
Now see what you need is Crappy Taxidermy. An entire blog of ineptly prepared and/or desecrated animal corpses.
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-04-10 10:41:57 PM  
It's like some kind of horrid Hanna-Barbera cartoon brought to life.
 
2011-04-10 10:41:57 PM  

Asplenium: Seth'n'Spectrum: first batch

Are you a collector of autistic animal pictures?


There was a thread... it's hard to explain.
 
2011-04-10 10:42:38 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-10 10:43:01 PM  

dbrunker: Now see what you need is Crappy Taxidermy. An entire blog of ineptly prepared and/or desecrated animal corpses.
28.media.tumblr.com


Oh thank god, now I don't have to post my whole collection. Thanks for that.
 
2011-04-10 10:46:05 PM  
OMG. Winning, already.
 
2011-04-10 10:47:37 PM  
Jeebus Tittyfarking Christ, did someone open the Arc of the Covenant near that lion or something.

The melting, it does nothing.
 
2011-04-10 10:48:49 PM  
How did he fark up the teeth? Surely he had the teeth of the original animal...
 
2011-04-10 10:48:52 PM  

sumguy99: img.photobucket.com


I lol'd
 
2011-04-10 10:51:13 PM  
radiomars.tumblr.com
 
2011-04-10 10:51:50 PM  
I hear they have long sharp claws and pointed teeth and look something like this:

[Supply your own photo]
 
2011-04-10 10:51:52 PM  
From the translated blog entry:

3.bp.blogspot.com

The translation is a hoot, besides.

The problem was that when the curator was responsible was the only thing left of a lion skin and a Trees and Young Trees of different bones. This, combined with the curator had only the vaguest idea how the lions really looks like, did that the once stately lion head has the following appearance stuffed:


 
2011-04-10 10:51:54 PM  

The_Soiler: How did he fark up the teeth? Surely he had the teeth of the original animal...


It was an old lion.
 
2011-04-10 10:52:46 PM  

cryinoutloud: OMG. Winning, already.


Charlie Sheen travels in time?.
 
2011-04-10 10:53:27 PM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: sumguy99: img.photobucket.com

I lol'd


Seconded. Best lol I've had all weekend.
 
2011-04-10 10:54:46 PM  
Aslan?

Or just a donkey wearing a lion skin?
 
2011-04-10 10:55:07 PM  
http://terribletaxidermy.com/ (new window)

Just tried the URL to see if it was available. It's not.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-04-10 10:55:32 PM  
The funniest part of this so far is the phrase "zoologically improbable" in that pic up there.
 
2011-04-10 10:56:38 PM  
I just don't get it. Even if you had never seen a lion before, why would you think its tongue sticks out and its eyes are crossed? Also, from what I've read, the taxidermist was given the bones, so wouldn't the teeth be left in with the skull?
Looks like the taxidermist was doing a bit of trollin'.
 
2011-04-10 10:57:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-04-10 10:57:30 PM  
i56.tinypic.com
/Approves
 
2011-04-10 10:57:55 PM  

dbrunker: Now see what you need is Crappy Taxidermy. An entire blog of ineptly prepared and/or desecrated animal corpses.


This one wins
27.media.tumblr.com

A delightful mix of total incompetence and "just don't give a fark"

Coupled with a complete lack of understanding of what taxidermy is.
 
2011-04-10 10:58:53 PM  

Foxxinnia: It's like some kind of horrid Hanna-Barbera cartoon brought to life.


Heavens to Murgatroyd!
 
2011-04-10 10:59:59 PM  

RatMaster999: Aslan?

Or just a donkey wearing a lion skin?


*golf clap*
 
2011-04-10 11:00:07 PM  
"Madagascar 3: Alex gets Mange"?
 
2011-04-10 11:00:26 PM  
Thank you subby. I'd seen the profile before, but the full face is so much better.
 
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