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(The Smoking Gun)   Stripper fires back, saying man suing actually milked her. The Smoking Gun is there   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 74
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2003-08-06 09:31:55 AM
She thought he was a jerk. She was right.
 
2003-08-06 09:31:56 AM
no use crying over spilled milk
 
2003-08-06 09:32:04 AM
Strange.....

I reloaded the frontpage, and there was a different article at the top. Something about a guy killed under a refuse truck. When I clicked the comments section, it said it was for Total Fark people only.

Glitch in the Matrix?
 
2003-08-06 09:32:14 AM
Hey what happened to the guy getting run over by the truck in Greece story? WTF
 
2003-08-06 09:32:53 AM
Ah so I see I wasn't alone in that. I guess a little beer got on the server.
 
2003-08-06 09:34:45 AM
Nocturnal emission? That's usually 50 extra and involves fluids coming out of the guy.
 
2003-08-06 09:36:43 AM
What the fark is wrong with this guy??
 
2003-08-06 09:36:56 AM
It does a body good.
 
2003-08-06 09:39:34 AM
Wow, a new development in the stripper case. I'm glad I'm keeping a-breast of the situation.

/got nothin'
 
2003-08-06 09:39:47 AM
He is a jerk, he touched a dancer, he made up a story and ran with it to keep from getting 'bounced'. I wonder how many other dancers are gonna come out and say... "Yeah he touched me too!"

Dancers are fun at parties.....
 
2003-08-06 09:41:21 AM

Who the hell 'grabs' someone by the breast? Like if you want some one to turn round or something you grab them by the shoulder, not by the breast. what good would that do.

'I restrained her by grabbing tightly to both her breasts'

How much incidently can you sue for if a stripper squirts in your face?

 
2003-08-06 09:48:07 AM


Ohhh well he should have read the "You may get wet on this ride" sign before he got on.
 
2003-08-06 09:50:09 AM
He should have been happy to get squirted. Not only does breast milk taste good but it is good for you.
 
2003-08-06 09:50:12 AM
She was obviously a MILK (Mother I'd Like to Knead).
 
2003-08-06 09:50:16 AM
What exactly is a three for one deal and where can I come by one of these deals?
 
2003-08-06 09:51:06 AM
It's a tit, that's what it does.
 
2003-08-06 09:51:09 AM
I'm glad this story has redressed the balance. The woman has had her knockers.
 
2003-08-06 09:51:27 AM
<--------
"gave a guy a wrong number...."
blah blah blah
"i don't lie!"
<--------

hypocrite
 
2003-08-06 09:51:46 AM
Basically, you can milk anything with nipples......
 
2003-08-06 09:52:34 AM
she filed her lawsuit after he filed his.

good move. tit for tat.

/got nothing.
 
2003-08-06 09:53:08 AM
johnny_wadd

Basically, you can milk anything with nipples......


Apart from me. Oh, and other males.
 
2003-08-06 09:54:33 AM
Basically, you can milk anything with nipples......




I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me
 
2003-08-06 09:56:24 AM
She gave a lap dance to a highschool classmate.

Does this remind anyone of the scene from Boogie Nights where Rollergirl has to sleep with the guy who made fun of her in school?

/Rollergirl
 
2003-08-06 09:56:32 AM
/grateful for the biology lesson....
 
2003-08-06 09:59:05 AM
2003-08-06 09:51:46 AM johnny_wadd

Basically, you can milk anything with nipples......


I have nipples johnny_wadd, can you milk me?


/DeNiro
 
2003-08-06 10:01:21 AM
 
2003-08-06 10:02:02 AM
Imagine that two stories, one from a stripper and another from a jerk, that don't add up... Have fun judge....
 
2003-08-06 10:03:07 AM
Okay, here's the best ever "got milk" poster.

NSFW
 
2003-08-06 10:04:29 AM
That's mamtastic!
 
2003-08-06 10:07:56 AM
Saw a porn film once, called freaks of nature, that had lactation in it.
 
2003-08-06 10:10:31 AM
The club is called "The Schoolhouse"? funny that real life schoolmates would meet there and share bodily fluids...
 
2003-08-06 10:11:42 AM
Last night I was watching a late show, I can't remember the hosts name but that deaf actress Mary Matlyn?? brought him some cookies and offered him some milk to go with them. I was pretty funny.
 
2003-08-06 10:13:26 AM
Speaking of 'got milk' images...

I saw one ad in high school, about 7-8 years ago, where a woman was pouring a glass of milk down the front of her shirt and it was running out her shorts, down her leg. If anyone has this image, I would be eternally grateful.

Or is that DrukenLimeyBastard's NSFW pic? I don't want to get in trouble checking:-(
 
2003-08-06 10:16:35 AM
UnmovedMover

No, mine's better than that. You'll have to take my word for it.
 
2003-08-06 10:16:40 AM
Nope DrukenLimeyBastard's is of a big nipple pointing at a babies mouth.
 
2003-08-06 10:20:41 AM
Is it just me, or does the officer that wrote that report seem nearly illiterate?
 
2003-08-06 10:21:17 AM
I hope she milks the guy for all he is worth
 
2003-08-06 10:22:19 AM
Pictures of her would be nice, especially a picture of her and her co-workers.
 
2003-08-06 10:22:34 AM
He grabbed her breast...glad + hand = gland!

Makes sense to me...but I'm sleep deprived.

0ok

wanders off humming "Thanks for the mammaries"
 
2003-08-06 10:24:37 AM
They're milking this story to death.
 
2003-08-06 10:34:15 AM
"They're real, and they're FANTASTIC"
 
2003-08-06 10:36:04 AM
A strip club patron milked a stripper?
Needs the ironic tag.
 
2003-08-06 10:36:33 AM

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2003-08-06 10:40:17 AM
Whoa there bigbox

Shouldn't this have the Follow Up tag?
 
2003-08-06 10:42:23 AM
Okay am I a big retard, or did it change?
I could have sworn it was something else before
 
2003-08-06 10:42:37 AM
bigbox30
What the hell is that sh*t!?

/blazing saddles
 
2003-08-06 11:15:22 AM
I hope the cops get this straightened out.

You know, when male strippers squirt female clubgoers in the face, they don't complain...
 
2003-08-06 11:17:22 AM
I find this story extremely funny.. Mainly because I live in the small city of Jackson, MI. that this occurred in.
 
2003-08-06 11:25:14 AM
OK, who's been milking the stripper? Anybody? Buhler? Buhler?
 
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2003-08-06 11:27:02 AM
Bigbox
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Sorry, NO ONE says that to me, EVER!! Watch your back d00d!
 
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