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(Some Guy)   First French woman in space.   ( divider line
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2261 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Oct 2001 at 10:06 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-21 10:09:06 AM  
Is she going to surrender on the moon?
2001-10-21 10:12:26 AM  
france always surrenders..why would this be different?
2001-10-21 10:13:53 AM  
I searched for more pictures of her on google, nothing !?!?
2001-10-21 10:17:25 AM  
If the french are involved then there's *definitely* a personal hygene joke to be found somewhere.
2001-10-21 10:17:40 AM  
OK i read it "First frenched woman in space"
god I need help.
2001-10-21 10:30:34 AM  
Bon jourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you cheese eating surrender monkeys.
2001-10-21 10:32:12 AM  
When she asked if she liked her space flight she said, "Weeeeeeeeeeeee!"

(runs out of the way)
2001-10-21 10:32:52 AM  
2001-10-21 10:34:49 AM  
ok, so i'm looking for her boobies on google. she seems hot.
2001-10-21 10:52:22 AM  
first french insult to american in space. "hmmm jor country looks like eet is full of the how-you-say... pigs.
2001-10-21 10:58:11 AM  
The air cleaning unit in the space station surrenders.

(Just kidding. She looks like a hottie.)
2001-10-21 11:08:59 AM  
She may look like a hottie, but I bet she has armpit hair longer than my foot.
2001-10-21 11:51:45 AM  
It would be neat to see floating boobies. . .
2001-10-21 11:54:47 AM  
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Before her trip into space Claudie receives a final pelvic exam to ensure that she is truely female.
2001-10-21 11:58:14 AM  
They will never get anything done:

Claudie: I need to find the how you say the .. uh .. gravitational how you say thrust ... uh .. how you say.
Thorcrotch: Out with it woman!
Claudie: Yes, the .. uh .. how do you say .. uh .. the .. uh .. how do you say ..
Thorcrotch: Eject her into space.
2001-10-21 12:09:15 PM  
Did they make her shave her armpits first???
2001-10-21 12:19:02 PM  
gee, still hurts you guys weren't there first, right?
2001-10-21 12:43:14 PM  
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2001-10-21 12:50:17 PM  
3TM TA3 -

I think she was more like "Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!" but hey that's the French...
2001-10-21 12:57:59 PM  
Could anyone resist the opportunity for a zero gravity fark? Talk about your spinners....
2001-10-21 12:59:04 PM  
We've NEVER been there, Dido, it all takes place in a Hollywood movie studio, haven't you heard?
2001-10-21 01:03:41 PM  
Sorry, forgot about that...
2001-10-21 01:26:45 PM  
Gee, I guess it hurts that a dog was there first.
2001-10-21 01:34:21 PM  
First, GANGBANG! Sorry.

Two, why does Kazahkstan of all places have facilities to launch space-going vehicles? Does FRANCE not have this technology? Does this imply that Kazahkstan has more advanced space technology than France? Weird.

2001-10-21 02:07:47 PM  
Buckshot: Kazahkstan maybe has those facilties as a leftover from the time that is was part of the USSR, and the USSR sent up the first satellite, first dog, first man, first woman...?
2001-10-21 02:21:20 PM  
France lauches its own rockets too, but because of the way the earth spins, the launchpad is in French Guiana, so mishaps don't crash into Berlin or Warsaw.
2001-10-21 03:07:33 PM  
You say that like it's a bad thing...
2001-10-21 03:11:38 PM  
Phillyguy: And also because it takes a LOT less energy near the equator...
2001-10-21 03:23:39 PM  
NASA actually did a study into the plausibility of having sex in space. They determined that it was possible, but much easier if a third person was around to hold onto one of the participants and keep them from floating around. And no, nobody actually had sex as part of the study.
2001-10-21 03:34:30 PM  
Gack, oops. I looked into it a little more, and it appears to be a USENET hoax that is ancient by Internet standards (1980s), that made it into a serious book due to bad fact checking. Sorry.
2001-10-21 03:55:05 PM  
Due to the fact that having sex on an airplane earns you a membership to the Mile High Club...
I wonder what kind of club you'd be a member of if you had sex in space.
Just a thought.
2001-10-21 03:55:53 PM  
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2001-10-21 05:55:16 PM  
2001-10-21 06:29:03 PM  
Do astronauts play cards in micro gravity?
2001-10-21 09:57:20 PM  
2001-10-22 03:24:03 AM  
I have to agree with K and Nanookanano,...

[image from too old to be available]

You guys just didn't look hard enough.
2001-10-22 05:48:21 AM  
BranMuffin, K, Nan - You all are farked... she looks like a man and has man hands to top it off. I bet she has the Almighty Hairy Pits of Doom as well. Which reminds me, some chick in my senior year in High School prociently showed off her hairy pits in our class picture by raising her arms when they snapped the shot. Some goth chick..
2001-10-22 07:22:07 AM  
Biggest .... picture .... EVER
2001-10-22 09:45:16 AM  
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2001-10-22 10:37:32 AM  
you are such sexiest didldo purses, god. and you're wodering why you aren't getting laid.
why can't you handle something so simple as a farking french women inspace? and you're wondering why america is getting bombed, you are such bastards. fark the lot of you.
2001-10-22 12:05:11 PM  
French fries, french bread, french dressing...

and to drink, PERU!
2001-10-22 05:34:37 PM  
That's the alcohol speaking?

(She is still a handsome woman.)
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