Cue the derps from the previous threads. Duck and cover.

The threesome scene she did was kinda of hot

How is it that no links to videos have appeared in these threads?

Not that I really care, but still.

Link (new window) NSFW or school

Calmamity: Is doing porn illegal in Canada? Why was she fired?

because of the children.

This just in: human beings are sexual.

Kids are crafty, before Facebook and Myspace, when I was in 4th grade somehow we found out our teacher use to be a stripper.

James F. Campbell: This just in: human beings are sexual.

What are you saying?!?!

Sullyville: I hope she returns to porn, and stars in a movie where she plays a secretary to the principal, and the principal finds out she used to be a porn star, and uses that to blackmail her into...

...excelling as a teacher!!!

/am I doing it right?

gridlocksammy: Link (new window) NSFW or school

Winner of the most farked up boob job.

Weaver95: I don't get it - why was this woman fired?

Because sex whore children ding-dongs!

Her surgeon should have his/her hands removed for that atrocity.

SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

School lesson of the day: Don't be a whore.

Airfoilsguy: gridlocksammy: Link (new window) NSFW or school

Winner of the most farked up boob job.

Or as they call it in surgery, "tits on a stick".

Karac: I wonder what the unspecified changes to her personal life that she couldn't agree to were.

I'm kinda leaning in the 'some of the school board guys wanted free bj's' direction.

My first thought was actually, "never have sex with women again." But that also sounds highly probable.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: She needs to sue the sh*t outta that kid and his family.

I'm not usually one to say that, but they way he ruined her life? Destroy they li'l f*cker.

Sorry, but the kid was doing what kids do. I don't think you'll get too much out of that case, maybe his allowance for a few weeks if you're lucky. However, she SHOULD sue the school board for wrongful dismissal. As long as she was video taping herself having sex on school property, the school has no grounds to fire her.

/we don't have "right to work" legislation here

TheBigJerk: SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

Moran.

SearchN: TheBigJerk: SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

Moran.

A film about a call girl? Not really a stretch for a porn star.

Traci Lords is a better example. She did films in which her character was in no way a sex worker.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: SearchN: TheBigJerk: SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

Moran.

A film about a call girl? Not really a stretch for a porn star.

Traci Lords is a better example. She did films in which her character was in no way a sex worker.

Oh, I know. Not a stretch (unlike her vag), but that took all of 10 seconds.

fap.

SearchN: The_Six_Fingered_Man: SearchN: TheBigJerk: SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

Moran.

A film about a call girl? Not really a stretch for a porn star.

Traci Lords is a better example. She did films in which her character was in no way a sex worker.

Oh, I know. Not a stretch (unlike her vag), but that took all of 10 seconds.

Cool story Bro, buddy of mine's brother was in Traci Lords English class at Redondo Union High School which she went to.

Electrify: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: She needs to sue the sh*t outta that kid and his family.

I'm not usually one to say that, but they way he ruined her life? Destroy they li'l f*cker.

Sorry, but the kid was doing what kids do. I don't think you'll get too much out of that case, maybe his allowance for a few weeks if you're lucky. However, she SHOULD sue the school board for wrongful dismissal. As long as she was video taping herself having sex on school property, the school has no grounds to fire her.

/we don't have "right to work" legislation here

This is Canada. Do they have courts in Canada? How do Eskimos handle right to work?

Karac: Did she do anything non-porn besides a few minutes at the start of Blade?

she had a role on Roseanne for a few episodes.

Karac: The_Six_Fingered_Man: SearchN: TheBigJerk: SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

Moran.

A film about a call girl? Not really a stretch for a porn star.

Traci Lords is a better example. She did films in which her character was in no way a sex worker.

Did she do anything non-porn besides a few minutes at the start of Blade?

First Wave, a Syfy channel original series.

Aside from being one of maybe 5 exceptions, she still has the stigma of doing porn, is only cast as sex-objects, and is still quite young considering all but one of her movies was illegal because she lied about her age.

I mean, seriously, do you honestly believe porn actresses DON'T get the short end of a crappy stick?

/Yes, I know where that joke is going, I just don't care.

TheBigJerk: Karac: I wonder what the unspecified changes to her personal life that she couldn't agree to were.

I'm kinda leaning in the 'some of the school board guys wanted free bj's' direction.

My first thought was actually, "never have sex with women again." But that also sounds highly probable.

I figured they asked her to have a little self-respect and start fixing herself up a little for around the office.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: SearchN: TheBigJerk: SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

Moran.

A film about a call girl? Not really a stretch for a porn star.

Traci Lords is a better example. She did films in which her character was in no way a sex worker.

Rarely is she ever mentioned because she fooled everyone into believing she was legal. Hell, the porn studio that made her films during her teen years pretty much went bankrupt and, AFAIK, you really can't find her early films, unless you dig on the internet, but I fear those murky waters, for there lie pedophiles who like to store old porn.

/See color climax (new window) for more info
//I kinda creeped me out when I found out

FTA: The woman, who goes by the stage name Samantha Ardente, says she will contest the dismissal, which came after a student uncovered her secret life.

It is not much of a secret when was already all over the internets before this kid found it.

Now she needs to sue the kid for copyright infringement if he can't prove he paid for viewing her intellectual property. Time to subpoena his computer.

heh heh, I said "subpoena his computer" heh heh

Igor Jakovsky: FTA: The woman, who goes by the stage name Samantha Ardente, says she will contest the dismissal, which came after a student uncovered her secret life.

It is not much of a secret when was already all over the internets before this kid found it.

I think that -as long as you harm no one- whatever happens in the bedroom is not an issue.

/Now, if you excuse me
//There's a couple of hot Swedish twins waiting for me in the bed
///... Yes, they're made of plastic...
////*faps while crying*

SearchN: TheBigJerk: SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

Moran.

But fer serious, how many porn stars have really broke into the mainstream? Like three? A few exceptions do not change the rule.

Tunacrab: SearchN: TheBigJerk: SoothinglyDeranged: Not every Bimbo that gets paid to suck a cock in front of a camera is a porn "star"

Yes they are, it's a consolation prize.

See, a man who does porn gets to work into his 50s and can, at any time, abandon his porn work with little to no repercussions. A woman who does porn has to quit by 30 and is forevermore Sluttara, queen of the hooker people who did porn and will be lucky to find a job outside of prostitution.

So every woman is a porn star, gods know she'll never be an actress.

Moran.

But fer serious, how many porn stars have really broke into the mainstream? Like three? A few exceptions do not change the rule.

Does make you wonder about a girl simply taking her clothes off (Playboy is a good example) vs full on hardcore.

Tunacrab: But fer serious, how many porn stars have really broke into the mainstream? Like three? A few exceptions do not change the rule.

The guy that was the Red Ranger in the old Power Rangers series also makes gay porn.

She fixes the cable?