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(Komo)   Of all the things that should not be attempted at home, I am pretty sure that circumcision is high on the list   (komonews.com) divider line 63
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2011-04-08 02:14:23 PM  
There are five sentences in this article, and the only one that didn't cause me to involuntarily cringe at least a little was the last one. That's an 80 percent cringe rate. Not bad.
 
2011-04-08 02:17:29 PM  
Simce this is destined to turn into THAT thread again...I might as well get it started by arguing that perhaps ritualized, un-anesthetized, unnecessary infant genital mutilation is probably something that shouldn't happen anywhere, for any reason.

Just sayin'.
 
2011-04-08 02:19:04 PM  
No circumcisions on the chair?
 
2011-04-08 02:20:55 PM  
I de-clawed my cat at home with a box cutter and pliers.
 
2011-04-08 02:29:22 PM  
www.ship-of-fools.com

Only $29.95
 
2011-04-08 03:23:41 PM  
OMG I don't have a penis and this article made me slap my knees together and grab my crotch cringing.

No tools or sharp objects near the penis!
 
2011-04-08 03:30:15 PM  
God forbid your mom's name is Zipporah
 
2011-04-08 04:42:06 PM  
An Oregon woman who told a Portland police detective she decided to circumcise her baby at home after reading the Bible

Ahhh the Bible. Is there anything it can't ruin?
 
2011-04-08 04:58:23 PM  
Yowza. Maybe she needed some more tips?
 
2011-04-08 04:58:57 PM  
AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Gasp...gasp...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!
 
2011-04-08 05:00:10 PM  

GGracie: OMG I don't have a penis and this article made me slap my knees together and grab my crotch cringing.

No tools or sharp objects near the penis!


THIS. OMFG I couldn't read the article all the way to the end. Just WTF is wrong with some people!
 
2011-04-08 05:02:14 PM  
 
2011-04-08 05:03:01 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: I de-clawed my cat at home with a box cutter and pliers.


We just used pliers and a hammer. Pull the claw taut then smack it with the hammer and the claw pops right out.
 
2011-04-08 05:03:37 PM  
I don't even have one and the headline made me curl into a ball in my chair.
 
2011-04-08 05:05:10 PM  
news.google.com

Ah di'nt want mah boy lookin' like no ant-eatuh!
 
2011-04-08 05:06:23 PM  
Anyone else have a "zipper accident" as a kid?
Still remember the pain.
Never forget, take your time rasing the flag.
 
2011-04-08 05:08:24 PM  

Rip Dashrock: Anyone else have a "zipper accident" as a kid?
Still remember the pain.
Never forget, take your time rasing the flag.


Yeah, still have the scar. I still flinch from time to time while zipping up.
 
2011-04-08 05:09:32 PM  

Tellingthem: Rip Dashrock: Anyone else have a "zipper accident" as a kid?
Still remember the pain.
Never forget, take your time rasing the flag.

Yeah, still have the scar. I still flinch from time to time while zipping up.


Franks & beans!
 
2011-04-08 05:11:18 PM  
Yeah this worked great with my afghan hound and his previous owner (grey dog in profile pic).

He was on IV fluids for a month with sepsis and she's no longer allowed to own a pet by order of the state of Tennessee.


/And let's get it straight; if you're convicted of animal cruelty in farking TENNESSEE, you done farked up.
 
2011-04-08 05:13:12 PM  
It's a covenant with God so I am pretty sure that makes it okay to do anywhere.
 
2011-04-08 05:13:51 PM  
cut/uncut thread!
 
2011-04-08 05:14:35 PM  
0.tqn.com
 
2011-04-08 05:15:50 PM  
I've seen a video of how they do it in African villages - not much different than this, only they wait until the boy is around 4 years old - YIKES!!!!

/stretch it over a rock, bring machete down, no moar ant-eater!
 
2011-04-08 05:16:21 PM  
While she claims to have been inspired by the Bible, obviously she should have done a bit more research and done it per the traditional mohel method and just used her teeth, although guys usually tell people not to use their teeth on the foreskin.
 
2011-04-08 05:18:35 PM  
FTFA: "The boy appears to have recovered with no permanent injury."

What.
 
2011-04-08 05:19:43 PM  
Keemonta and a bible - winning combo!

Btw - welfare doesn't pay for them anymore.
 
2011-04-08 05:28:20 PM  
Well, if it's in the Bible, like on the interwebs, it must be right.
 
2011-04-08 05:29:56 PM  

rebelyell2006: FTFA: "The boy appears to have recovered with no permanent injury."

What.



Nothing permanent. Just a conversation piece.

th220.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-08 05:36:16 PM  
Doo wacka doo.
 
2011-04-08 05:46:54 PM  

MaxxLarge: Simce this is destined to turn into THAT thread again...I might as well get it started by arguing that perhaps ritualized, un-anesthetized, unnecessary infant genital mutilation is probably something that shouldn't happen anywhere, for any reason.

Just sayin'.



TAT SU MAAAAA!!!!!
 
2011-04-08 05:49:50 PM  
Guess I prefer they been circumscribed, but am ok with the other, longs as dey is BIG

/da size queen
 
2011-04-08 05:51:49 PM  
FTA: "The Oregonian reports that 29-year-old Keemonta Peterson told police she watched some YouTube videos about circumcisions before using a box cutter as a scalpel and a pair of pliers as a tourniquet."


PETERson?

Not anymore.
 
2011-04-08 05:52:19 PM  
www.wearysloth.com

Robin Hood: Rabbi!
Rabbi Tuckman: [sticks his head out of his tent] Who calls?
Robin Hood: It is I, Robin of Locksley! We wish to get married in a hurry!
Rabbi Tuckman: Married in a hurry? That's great! Hold on, I'm on my last customer. I'll be right out.
[goes back inside his tent, then something being chopped off is heard, followed by a man screaming. The rabbi comes back out]
Rabbi Tuckman: Put a little ice on it. You'll be fine.
[to Robin]
Rabbi Tuckman: Married in a hurry, married in a hurry! Please invite me to the briss.
 
2011-04-08 05:55:04 PM  

rattchett: It's a covenant with God so I am pretty sure that makes it okay to do anywhere.



Is that the same 'god' that told Abraham to kill his son Issac, then relented and said it would be cool if he just hacked off part of his weenie instead?

What a guy!
 
JTW
2011-04-08 05:59:38 PM  
Come on. It's a baby, how . . . . wait for it . . . HARD can it be?
 
2011-04-08 06:07:15 PM  

mekkab: Yeah this worked great with my afghan hound and his previous owner (grey dog in profile pic).

He was on IV fluids for a month with sepsis and she's no longer allowed to own a pet by order of the state of Tennessee.


/And let's get it straight; if you're convicted of animal cruelty in farking TENNESSEE, you done farked up.


She circumcised her dog?
 
2011-04-08 06:09:49 PM  
Step 1) Sterilize the father.
If that POS can't be bothered to stick around long enough to protect his child from the idiot meat-grinder he stuck his dick into, then he shouldn't be allowed to spread his dna.

Step 2) Sterilize the mother.
If this POS can't be bothered to bring her crotch fruit to someone with the skills to circumcise properly, then she should'nt be allowed to spread her dna.

Step 3) Give the kid over to adoption services, it's his only hope.
 
2011-04-08 06:15:50 PM  
The boy appears to have recovered with no permanent injury.

So they managed to reattach his foreskin?
 
2011-04-08 06:17:27 PM  

spankster: Step 1) Sterilize the father.
If that POS can't be bothered to stick around long enough to protect his child from the idiot meat-grinder he stuck his dick into, then he shouldn't be allowed to spread his dna.

Step 2) Sterilize the mother.
If this POS can't be bothered to bring her crotch fruit to someone with the skills to circumcise properly, then she should'nt be allowed to spread her dna.

Step 3) Give the kid over to adoption services, it's his only hope.



Except that the kid carries BOTH of their DNA.

What to cut next?
 
2011-04-08 06:17:58 PM  
Circumcisions are actually performed at home quite often... just not by the mother. Those kind of "professionals" often make house-calls (at least for brises, I can't speak to non-ritualized genital mutilation).
 
2011-04-08 06:18:22 PM  
images.meredith.com
 
2011-04-08 06:18:44 PM  

rebelyell2006: FTFA: "The boy appears to have recovered with no permanent injury."

What.


IT'S A MIRACLE!
 
2011-04-08 06:19:45 PM  
Wasn't there a House ep where a kid tried to "home-snip".
 
2011-04-08 06:42:34 PM  
Upside: at least it wasn't at a fast food restaurant for once.
 
2011-04-08 06:55:31 PM  
Of all the things that should not be attempted at home, I am pretty sure that circumcision is high on the list

The friction method gets tried at home a lot, but apparently it requires a great deal of practice.
 
2011-04-08 07:20:46 PM  
I'll just leave this here. Link (new window)
 
2011-04-08 07:22:31 PM  
So, I work for an ob-gyn. I was allowed to watch her do a circumcision. Not only did the kid not even cry (she numbed him up quite thoroughly), it wasn't half as horrifying as I always imagined.

yep.
/csb
 
2011-04-08 07:22:38 PM  
I'm just glad there wasn't a potato peeler involved.....
 
2011-04-08 07:44:02 PM  
this reminds me... I need to put on my restoration device today.
 
2011-04-08 08:06:15 PM  

Farker T: rattchett: It's a covenant with God so I am pretty sure that makes it okay to do anywhere.


Is that the same 'god' that told Abraham to kill his son Issac, then relented and said it would be cool if he just hacked off part of his weenie instead?

What a guy!


Don't argue with a man who circumsized himself. Seriously, there's no way you could be that hard-core.
 
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