Please don't hold the entire state accountable for the votes of one Miami AM radio station. Please?

/okay, fine. Nuke us.

Did they seriously bust out Heromachine for this?

Farked

Well, seeing the tag, I'd guess they'd go full circle retard and actually pick someone who's quite sane, competence and morality aside. Over a bunch of genuinely batshiat crazy people, no less.

(RTFA)

Called it.

HAHA

Allll right, sea monkeys! This is Hooowlin' Mad Murphy! You can run, but you can't hide! Because I am live and worldwide with ten gigawatts of radiowaves that won't behave! You can't ignore me anymore, people! ::wolf howl:: I. Will. Be. Heard."

If this had been Bush I could look forward to reading stupid rationalizations about 'war crimes' or 'illegal wars' or any other of a half dozen half baked but ultimately 'would hate him no matter what' ideas.

Obama isn't crazy, he's just completely incompetent and wrong about basically everything.

coinspinner: okay, fine. Nuke us.

It's for your own good and you know it.

RandomAxe: Rush Limbaugh?

C'mon, this is Florida.

kingoomieiii: IT'S LOBSTER AND THE TWAT HERE ON 93.7 ASSHOLE MORNING RADIO, AND WE'RE TAKING CALLS!

Even if you've never heard of, never played, never plan to play or entirely disapprove of the games, you HAVE to listen to the mock talk radio clips from Grand Theft Auto.

Gordon Brown's the UK Prime Minister is he? Hopefully this "contest" has been going on for some time, and the web designer executed.

After noting the Florida tag, I was hoping for Rick Scott, alias Governor Voldemort.


coinspinner: /okay, fine. Nuke us.
I'm in Tallahassee. Zero in on my coordinates.

Gollum?

I LOL'd

OK, you won. You can stop trying now.

/preparing for furlough

Putin-
Height: 2 bear
Weight: 3 bear


Alright, I cracked a smile.

You guys are crazy. That was funny! Maybe a drunk 6th grader could have come up with better names, but what the hell...

win.

GleeUnit: /Now for the elusive sunny day and Mariners win in Seattle...

The art of being funny is to be absurd without being TOO absurd.

Bakeroo: After noting the Florida tag, I was hoping for Rick Scott, alias Governor Voldemort.


coinspinner: /okay, fine. Nuke us.
I'm in Tallahassee. Zero in on my coordinates.

ABSOfarkING EPIC -- I LOVE IT

randomjsa: If this had been Bush I could look forward to reading stupid rationalizations about 'war crimes' or 'illegal wars' or any other of a half dozen half baked but ultimately 'would hate him no matter what' ideas.

Obama isn't crazy, he's just completely incompetent and wrong about basically everything.

Including all future decisions. Even if I have to change my own position to be opposite his.

randomjsa: If this had been Bush I could look forward to reading stupid rationalizations about 'war crimes' or 'illegal wars' or any other of a half dozen half baked but ultimately 'would hate him no matter what' ideas.

Obama isn't crazy, he's just completely incompetent and wrong about basically everything.

Pretty good effort. 8/10.

Why are you so dumb Floridians?

kingoomieiii: IT'S LOBSTER AND THE TWAT HERE ON 93.7 ASSHOLE MORNING RADIO, AND WE'RE TAKING CALLS!

Hey, Lobster, long time listener, first time caller...

dragonchild: GleeUnit: /Now for the elusive sunny day and Mariners win in Seattle...

The art of being funny is to be absurd without being TOO absurd.

I dunno, they are playing my Cleveland Indians next. It's more likely than you think...

/yes I cheer for the Indians.
//at least it's not the Yankees.

Marcus Aurelius: What the?

This.

dragonchild: Even if you've never heard of, never played, never plan to play or entirely disapprove of the games, you HAVE to listen to the mock talk radio clips from Grand Theft Auto.

Even the commercials from those games rocked so hard (GTA III specifically).

I waver between thinking it's hilarious when I hear those commercials repeated on "real" radio (for real products), and thinking it's a farking sad lookout for society.

I swear I've heard one of the fake songs on the radio too... Or at least it was so farking close I couldn't tell.

Shostie: That may be the most disorganized bracket I've ever seen.

It makes my head hurt. Make it stop!

randomjsa
If this had been Bush I could look forward to reading stupid rationalizations about 'war crimes' or 'illegal wars' or any other of a half dozen half baked but ultimately 'would hate him no matter what' ideas.
Obama isn't crazy, he's just completely incompetent and wrong about basically everything. You just miss having a mentally handicapped Przadunt. Yu kin has pailin or bockmann as yor necks tard przadunt. Then we can sit back and watch as he/she /it starts 3-4 more wars, just for fun, and runs up the deficit, just for fun. Just like the last 3 GOP presidents.
Peace War out.

GleeUnit: You lock it up, you. These things are both distinct possibilities. It'll be the whole happening on the same day thing that will be absurd.

Whups, my bad.

songbird1987: I dunno, they are playing my Cleveland Indians next. It's more likely than you think...

Like two soft turds colliding in mid-air. Lots of parity and an unpredictable outcome. . . but who wants to see flying shiat?

Shostie: That may be the most disorganized bracket I've ever seen.

I gave up.

I'm always amazed at the visceral hatred by the Right Wing for Obama. My biggest beef with him is he's not doing anything he promised. How can you passionately hate someone that doesn't really do anything? It seems like that level of detestment would require some sort of action on the part of the detestee.

Take Palin for instance -- there's about 100 quotes, actions, etc that are so insipidly stupid that you either have to embrace her overwhelming faults as adorable -- or you have to accept that she's batshiat/mind-numbingly crazy at a level rarely seen.

But Obama? Seriously, what's the guy done outside of played too much golf?

/yeah, I know he's black

'Best Height' was funny as shiat

kingoomieiii: Barricaded Gunman: Hey, Lobster, long time listener, first time caller...

HEY, LISTENER? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON HANG ON HERE COMES A CAR COMMERCIAL THAT'S SOMEHOW LOUDER THAN ME!

Yeah, this one time a college buddy of mine was a reallll lightweight, and he passed out by like 8:30, so we covered this butt plug in Ben-Gay and hot sauce...