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(Lex18)   If you're brainstorming porno ideas, may Subby suggest "The Sodomy Burglars of Madison County?"   (lex18.com) divider line 52
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2011-04-07 06:54:38 PM  
he was charged with sodomy and not rape?
guess they are done redefining rape.
 
2011-04-07 07:19:31 PM  
So is his picture going to be next to this dictionary entry?
 
2011-04-07 08:45:58 PM  
Scratch burglar. Replace with bugler. Article, headline, comments all much more amusing this way.
 
2011-04-07 10:10:17 PM  
robble robble
 
2011-04-07 10:10:53 PM  
I've always wanted to make a Nintendo-themed porno:

Super Smash Bros.

DNRTFA

Carry on
 
2011-04-07 10:11:21 PM  
But was it sodomy sodomy?
 
2011-04-07 10:14:04 PM  
Cake?
 
2011-04-07 10:14:57 PM  
I was always fond of "Oh Brother There Art Thou"

/just the name
//puts a whole new twist on The Soggy Bottom Boys anyways
 
2011-04-07 10:21:06 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-04-07 10:23:54 PM  
The Illinois Enema Bandit might be available for a cameo.
 
2011-04-07 10:24:03 PM  

Dr. Picklebacon: Scratch burglar. Replace with bugler. Article, headline, comments all much more amusing this way.


Hmmm... Bugger burglar does have a ring to it.
 
2011-04-07 10:28:19 PM  
he stole a blowjob?
 
2011-04-07 10:30:44 PM  
what an arsefark
 
2011-04-07 10:31:18 PM  
If you're brainstorming porno ideas, may Subby suggest "The Sodomy Burglars of Madison County?" (lex18.com)

Sorry, that was the title of Lexx 1:8


/small world
 
2011-04-07 10:35:21 PM  

"The Sodomy Burglars of Madison County?"


I give that title Two Snaps Up!


www.angelobell.com

 
2011-04-07 10:36:15 PM  
A "sodomy incident"

Wow, I've never heard it described so... politely.


Since there isn't a charge of rape, what did they do? Break in, have anal sex in front of the occupants, then try to steal their x-box?
 
2011-04-07 10:39:45 PM  
Sounds like a good Fark handle if you ask me...
 
2011-04-07 10:41:07 PM  
xulapora.com What a Lex18 or at least a 14 might look like
 
2011-04-07 10:42:08 PM  
I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.
 
2011-04-07 10:42:23 PM  
The Illinois Enema Bandit says it must be just what they all needs.
 
2011-04-07 10:47:33 PM  
Someone hired this guy?

media.comicvine.com

/obscure?
 
2011-04-07 10:51:10 PM  
themovielists.files.wordpress.com

Burglary???
 
2011-04-07 10:52:59 PM  
farked all ready? can someone post the story?

"500

There is no web application configured to service your request"

gg
 
2011-04-07 10:53:42 PM  

namatad: he was charged with sodomy and not rape?
guess they are done redefining rape.


sodomy is inserting foreign objects into any hole as well. "rape with a bottle" is sodomy. Perhaps you should upgrade to a legal dictionary like Blacks, it might help fill in the gaps for you.
 
2011-04-07 11:00:52 PM  
500

There is no web application configured to service your request

fail
 
2011-04-07 11:01:41 PM  

calags: Dr. Picklebacon: Scratch burglar. Replace with bugler. Article, headline, comments all much more amusing this way.

Hmmm... Bugger burglar does have a ring to it.


Sodomy Buglers isn't a half bad band name either.

Ass buglers, that's just plain a good idea. Someone should make that happen.
 
2011-04-07 11:05:57 PM  

trixter_nl: namatad: he was charged with sodomy and not rape?
guess they are done redefining rape.

sodomy is inserting foreign objects into any hole as well. "rape with a bottle" is sodomy. Perhaps you should upgrade to a legal dictionary like Blacks, it might help fill in the gaps for you.



So, 'Wet Willy's' are considered sodomy now?
 
2011-04-07 11:06:57 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: 500

There is no web application configured to service your request

fail


[sadrustrytrombone.mp3]
 
2011-04-07 11:08:27 PM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: I've always wanted to make a Nintendo-themed porno:
Super Smash Bros.


Surely there are better options. For your consideration:

A Boy and his Blob
Banana Prince
Final "Fantasy"
Super Glove Ball
etc..
 
2011-04-07 11:09:21 PM  
the server dun goofed, we farked it
 
2011-04-07 11:09:59 PM  
Zee Link. She was farked sodomised.

She came.


But zen she went.
 
2011-04-07 11:12:00 PM  
How about, "The Fastest Fark In The West"???
 
2011-04-07 11:13:07 PM  
I want a choose your own adventure style porn.
Skip to scene 13 if you want Sophia and her French roommate to order a pizza.
Skip to scene 29 if you want Sophia to sneakily use handcuffs.

Or maybe something in first person.

I imagine ultrporn would be this way.
 
2011-04-07 11:17:21 PM  
Since there's no article to read and just a greened thread to post in... you can only imagine what they story was about... so, I am gonna guess crooked cops are to blame for almost the entire incident. And, Bush, for a little of it.
 
2011-04-07 11:17:48 PM  
mmm sodomy burgers

ohbriggsy.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-04-07 11:35:07 PM  

namatad: he was charged with sodomy and not rape?
guess they are done redefining rape.


I'm not the first?

You said rape twice.
 
2011-04-07 11:44:53 PM  
since the link is down

Police in Madison County have arrested a man in connection with an alleged burglary and sodomy incident that happened in January.

On Tuesday, police charged Sotoy A. Minter, 31, with first-degree burglary and first-degree sodomy. On January 15, police were called to a home on Ballard Drive in Richmond after it was reported that Minter allegedly entered the home and sexually assaulted resident of the home. A follow-up investigation led to the recovery of evidence linking Minter to the alleged offense.

An arrest warrant for Minter was issued on February 4. On Tuesday, Richmond Police, working in conjunction with the U.S. Marshal's Violent Offender Task Force, located Minter in a vehicle near the intersection of Man O' War Boulevard and Richmond Road in Lexington. He was taken into custody without incident.

Minter is being held in the Madison County Detention Center.
 
2011-04-07 11:51:17 PM  
Hey that reminds me. The Derby is coming up soonly.

Some year I'd like to make the Triple Crown. I've wanted to do that for a long time now. Perhaps when the planets are in alignment.

about the sodomy? Note the date of the tussle and the date of the arrest warrant.
Don't wanna rush things now boys.

jeeze - something about swift justice eh?
 
2011-04-08 12:25:26 AM  
Link is broken but how about "RookStar farks every farker's ex-wife." You'll thank me later.

/please kill me
 
2011-04-08 01:12:13 AM  

AbbeySomeone: he stole a blowjob?


Burglary defined: The unlawful entry of a structure with the intent to commit a felony within. (More or less, depending on the exact jurisdiction)

So if someone forcibly enters your asshole with the intent to sodomize you, I suppose you could call it unlawful entry, depending on how tight your sphincter is at the time. AND assuming sodomy is still a felony in your state.

And assuming you live in your asshole, which is not impossible for some.
 
2011-04-08 01:22:17 AM  

culebra: The Illinois Enema Bandit might be available for a cameo.


Well done.

First thing I thought of too.
 
2011-04-08 02:18:38 AM  
Hey look he has a myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/lilchocolate4201

Picture comparison for proof:
http://richmondconnected.com/?p=890
 
2011-04-08 02:20:56 AM  
About me:
Hi my name is Sotoy , i live in Cincy Ohio , i am loving life at the moment, all as well ,mainly here for friends but one really never knows who they may meet, or where there heart may take them! I am a pretty nice guy , i am educated and respectfull, really free hearted but not gullable! Over all life has been good to me , i have a wonderfull family , great friends and i have learned to keep those type of people around! I know what i want in life! People consider me to be a good person"I Hope". I am very blunt but not rude, i tolerate no bs from anyone I can do bad all by myself, no help needed to screw up my life i have had enough chances to do that "SO TO ALL THAT READS AND VIEWS MY PROFILE WETHER IT BE FRIENDS OR SOMETHING MORE PLEASE BE REAL , HONEST , AND TRUE I WOULD RATHER BE ALONE THAN TO LIVE AMONG MISERY"! LOVE THYSELF AND TO THYSELF BE TRUE!
! IMPORTANT! replace all instances of 'YOURFRIENDIDHERE' with your friend id, eg. http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addfriend_verify&friendID =46506482 so you'd replace 'YOURFRIENDID' with '46506482'! !
 
2011-04-08 03:00:43 AM  

r1niceboy: Burglary???


very well played.
 
2011-04-08 03:43:22 AM  

RookStar: Link is broken but how about "RookStar farks every farker's ex-wife." You'll thank me later.

/please kill me


But that would mean you'd be farking many of our farkette's current wives....
 
2011-04-08 04:31:20 AM  
trixter_nl

sodomy is inserting foreign objects into any hole as well. "rape with a bottle" is sodomy. Perhaps you should upgrade to a legal dictionary like Blacks, it might help fill in the gaps for you.


i432.photobucket.com

/Somebody was going to do it, may as well be me.
//The phrase "fill in the gaps" probably shouldn't be used when discussing sodomy.
 
2011-04-08 06:37:07 AM  
And assuming you live in your asshole, which is not impossible for some.

Politicians, for instance, all have their heads up their butts, so you can see where they might think of that as "home". And laws are written by legislators, who are all politicians. Makes sense.

BTW, in this context I think "Ass Bandit" is pithier. And I can't believe no fan of "The Shield" has suggested "Ass Invader" before now.

Later,

Joe
 
2011-04-08 06:51:13 AM  

r1niceboy: Burglary???


Nice!

/who farks arses? Maybe he farks arses? Perhaps he wrote this in a moment of drunken sincerity...
 
2011-04-08 08:47:59 AM  

trixter_nl: namatad: he was charged with sodomy and not rape?
guess they are done redefining rape.

sodomy is inserting foreign objects into any hole as well. "rape with a bottle" is sodomy. Perhaps you should upgrade to a legal dictionary like Blacks, it might help fill in the gaps for you.


So shoving schit into somebody butt would not be sodomy?
 
2011-04-08 09:16:00 AM  

Person: Hey look he has a myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/lilchocolate4201

Picture comparison for proof:
http://richmondconnected.com/?p=890


Somebody still on MySpace?
His losing is now complete.

Dr. Picklebacon: calags: Dr. Picklebacon: Scratch burglar. Replace with bugler. Article, headline, comments all much more amusing this way.

Ass buglers, that's just plain a good idea. Someone should make that happen.


Did not see mention of musical instruments (other than possibly skin flute) being involved.

/but blow that horn
//then post pics on MySpace for full effect
 
2011-04-08 09:38:28 AM  

culebra: The Illinois Enema Bandit might be available for a cameo.


I heard he's on the looooooose.
 
2011-04-10 10:34:38 AM  

wambu: Did not see mention of musical instruments (other than possibly skin flute) being involved.


This one time, at band camp...

(Sorry. Had to.)
 
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