That means I like to get things done early.

I could have told you that! If you like having sex with a same-sex partner, you're gay, if you like having sex with an opposite-sex partner, you're straight. ANd if you like having sex with little boys, you're a priest.

I'm a great person then!

/obligatory

IF you have sex says even more!

I do judge books by their covers & I'ld read this one or at least wait for the movie.

Then it means I have to have every thing done in time for 10pm Sportscenter

ACK!

I no longer exist!

so that article is just a plug for a book we should all buy because it'll teach us so much about sex?

Forward by Kobe Bryant

Hey, this must be true - I am a total wanker!

According to this, I should've been a plumber - since I get off in the shower so much.

or you lay a lot of pipe

This is all you need:) NSFW

so i guess this means i'm really, uh... independent.

Sure. you can tell a lot about what a person is like based on how he has sex, but isn't the opposite more true?

You can tell a lot about how a person will have sex based on what they are like, in my experience...

Guess I'm stuck somewhere around 1985.

Well, I am kind of sheepish.

i'm not anal.

So THAT'S why I don't like using a calculator for arithmetic...

Hmmmm....interesting

That was a waste of time...

Hmmm try again....NSFW

I didn't need to read this to know that I'm a pervert.

Well, I always go in the back door of my house...

I like my sex with a older, fatter prostitutes who like to smoke cigs and cough up her lung while I screw her from behind while I lick the dirt off her back and pop her body acne all the while we watching PBS specials about earthquakes or re-runs of Mr Ed? What kind of person am I?

Gee.....ya think?

So, you should be a CFO if you have a "sustained growth rate"

I'm a loner and I have a hand fetish

I like to dress up as a clown and have my lover smear peanut butter on my ass. What does that say about me?

"With the possible exception of San Francisco, there's no place on Earth where people are more serious about sex as a hobby than Manhattan."
Has this guy ever left the states?
I guess in Thailand its more a proffesion than a hobby.

Another Corporate Motherfarker book review that only makes oblique reference to the book being "reviewed". Nice work, boys!

My own personal opinion: Sex manuals are worthless. They migh be worth browsing through for the dirty pictures, but that's it. Sex is a learn-by-doing kind of subject.

Emasedawg.

Yer exactly the same kind of person as me mate.

shall we meet up?

Nerve - where 40+ married upper east side women go to find some 20-something action.

There parties were pretty lame, very - oh look I have my boobies out look at me!.

btw refering to Nerve as post 9/11 is vomit-tastic. It was the friendster of 1998/ early '99 then nosedived.

does that mean that since I am a sensitive guy, that my penis is more sensitive? Or maybe my sex is more sensitive?

Is it just me or is the Corporate Mofo mascot/logo/whatever... creepy as hell?

Emaasedawg: That image just ruined my lunch, thanks

depafeo

yer exactly the same kind of person as me mate.

Guess that means I'm into manual labor.

At least this was tagged obvious.

Kinsey's fabricated crap work has been thoroughly discredited.

Maybe I should have gone into robotics...

Hmm. How I have sex might say more about MRS._alto_reed_on_a_tenor_sax. How often, too.

/grumpy

so....

I like random strangers who walk in the woods????


knew that already.

psycho- Do you drive a van with no windows?

You know, a typical day for me is being peed on - by a dog, while standing in a pool of jello having my calves rubbed by a midget and my corset.......oh, wait a minute, wrong crowd.

According to this book i'm years before my time ;)

Kinsey's fabricated crap work has been thoroughly discredited.


I strongly disagree. Those studies did the most for women who the majority of until the results were released, didn't think they were able to have orgasms. AND it let us all know that occasionally "batting for the other team" was normal and common.


Anyhoo, I'm still young, so chugging a six pack and throwing in a porn works well for me.