GrowBots...

Ganja in Disguise!

Lmao!

Who doesn't secure a trailer like this at a Medical Marijuana tradeshow?

Spad31: What the fark does "reveled" mean?

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Probably that the subby has the trailer and is bragging.

Spad31: What the fark does "reveled" mean?

What's a Stolen?

Does the trailer grow the pot for you?

"Childre told Reuters the trailer is computerized, and is stocked with grow lights and security devices."

Obviously didn't include a Lojack system

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: "Childre told Reuters the trailer is computerized, and is stocked with grow lights and security devices."

Obviously didn't include a Lojack system

Yeah, I'm sensing a flaw in their "security" plan. Wheels.

"Lojack" is old and busted. All you need is a GPS module and a SMS board. Message "where are you?", it powers up, gets a GPS fix, messages you back a minute later with coordinates accurate to 30ft, maybe 10ft, as long as it's not in an enclosed metal garage.

puffy999: Oznog: "Lojack" is old and busted. All you need is a GPS module and a SMS board. Message "where are you?", it powers up, gets a GPS fix, messages you back a minute later with coordinates accurate to 30ft, maybe 10ft, as long as it's not in an enclosed metal garage.

"Damnit, I TOLD you not to put that thing INSIDE the trailer!"

Yeah that can be a problem. The antenna must be external. However, any super-wise criminal might go looking for the antenna and rip it off. Given the normally smooth or "regular pattern" surfaces of these items, an antenna would need to be cleverly concealed- and/or decoys which appear MORE like an antenna employed as a diversion.

A GPS antenna can generally get a fix from under a vehicle. Not as accurate a location, may take longer to get a fix, and may be considerably less capable of getting a fix at all with other complicating factors like being surrounded by buildings.

Approves.

BroadbandGremlin: GrowBots...

Ganja in Disguise!

shi-shu-cha-shu-chi-shu-chit!

/sound of transformers transforming
//though i think GrowBots is more like Go-bots
///bong

I. Am. A. Grow-bot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEmNmotvQ1w&feature=player_embedded

A dope trailer ain't no place for a kitty!

reincarnation_mutation: A dope trailer ain't no place for a kitty!

Came for the Trailer park boys reference, leaving happy.

puffy999: Oznog: "Lojack" is old and busted. All you need is a GPS module and a SMS board. Message "where are you?", it powers up, gets a GPS fix, messages you back a minute later with coordinates accurate to 30ft, maybe 10ft, as long as it's not in an enclosed metal garage.

"Damnit, I TOLD you not to put that thing INSIDE the trailer!"

OR, he could have simply left his phone in one of the cabinets. Me being a skeptic, I say he stole his own trailer for the insurance. Times are hard.

a grow box on wheels?

meh

I actually know someone building a DIY Grow-bot from an old 32' travel trailer he bought cheap after his wife said she wanted the garage back. The front part looks normal inside, with the living room and galley left intact as his man cave/game room/smoking lounge. Behind that is a 17' computerized 'sealed room' grow room with four 1kw HPS lamps, a/c and dehumidifier, water, etc. He had a slab poured next to his garage; tied in a waste-water drain line, 50-amp RV service...the works.

I asked him if that might not attract attention. He laughed and said that half the houses in rural Florida have a down-on-his-luck relative living in a travel trailer next to the garage, so was confident there was no real risk. He and his woman smoke teh ebil weed and have no kids, so I suspect the risk is pretty low.

Growbots grow-op trailers are crap compared to Transformers.

Just look at the extensive line of portable grow-ops offered by the Autobots: SmokeScreen, Huffer, Skyfire, Inferno, Afterburner, HIGHbrow and Pipes.

The Decepticons have a decidedly less chill, smaller presence in the grop op market. Its product line merely consists of the Trypticon, Mindwipe, Blast Off, and (the ill-named) Misfire.

StoneColdAtheist: I actually know someone building a DIY Grow-bot from an old 32' travel trailer he bought cheap after his wife said she wanted the garage back. The front part looks normal inside, with the living room and galley left intact as his man cave/game room/smoking lounge. Behind that is a 17' computerized 'sealed room' grow room with four 1kw HPS lamps, a/c and dehumidifier, water, etc. He had a slab poured next to his garage; tied in a waste-water drain line, 50-amp RV service...the works.

I asked him if that might not attract attention. He laughed and said that half the houses in rural Florida have a down-on-his-luck relative living in a travel trailer next to the garage, so was confident there was no real risk. He and his woman smoke teh ebil weed and have no kids, so I suspect the risk is pretty low.
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Yeah until some nosy asshole neighbor starts complaining about the smell coming out of his ventilation port. Hydro plants freaking reak, and I doubt his neighbors are going to buy the "it's just a skunk under my porch" excuse for very long.

lisarenee3505: StoneColdAtheist: I actually know someone building a DIY Grow-bot from an old 32' travel trailer he bought cheap after his wife said she wanted the garage back. The front part looks normal inside, with the living room and galley left intact as his man cave/game room/smoking lounge. Behind that is a 17' computerized 'sealed room' grow room with four 1kw HPS lamps, a/c and dehumidifier, water, etc. He had a slab poured next to his garage; tied in a waste-water drain line, 50-amp RV service...the works.

I asked him if that might not attract attention. He laughed and said that half the houses in rural Florida have a down-on-his-luck relative living in a travel trailer next to the garage, so was confident there was no real risk. He and his woman smoke teh ebil weed and have no kids, so I suspect the risk is pretty low.
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Yeah until some nosy asshole neighbor starts complaining about the smell coming out of his ventilation port. Hydro plants freaking reak, and I doubt his neighbors are going to buy the "it's just a skunk under my porch" excuse for very long.

If the dude went to this much trouble, you can be sure he put carbon filters or something else on the outlet.

/starts searching CraigsList for a used trailer...

lisarenee3505: Yeah until some nosy asshole neighbor starts complaining about the smell coming out of his ventilation port. Hydro plants freaking reak, and I doubt his neighbors are going to buy the "it's just a skunk under my porch" excuse for very long.

He's been growing in dirt for several years, and I think he's planning to stay with that, so the smell should stay as manageable as it is now. And he has a closed-loop active carbon filter he'll be moving into the trailer. Plus, he's on about 3 acres, so he's confident the neighbors won't notice.

Essentially, he's moving his existing single-bay garage grow op into the trailer.

reincarnation_mutation: A dope trailer ain't no place for a kitty!

stebain: I finally did it, boys.
*clink of ice*
I pulled off the big dirty and can finally retire. No more pizza deliveries for me, boys.

Came for Trailer Park Boys, leaving a picture of Bubbles.



/Free range kitties.

Ajanu: /starts searching CraigsList for a used trailer...

Great idea! For you San Francisco stoners: 1982 Automate Travel Trailer 29'

...and there was no marijuana inside the vehicle, he said.




There will be. There will be.

grinding_journalist: ...and there was no marijuana inside the vehicle, he said.

[yoda.jpg]

There will be. There will be.

So much win...

lisarenee3505: Yeah until some nosy asshole neighbor starts complaining about the smell

carbon filters work pretty well.

sammyk: I have a friend that is a PI. He has a couple of these (new window). VERY effective!

Meh...what's wrong with one of these?

Oh yeah, and one of these...



/surprised his insurance company didn't have a security rider

Kraftwerk Orange: "Boys, let's make toast"



//might as well get Ricky in this thread...

Harold and Kumar may do some pretty damn great stoned hijinks, but when it comes to the supply chain, NOBODY beats Ricky.

Miss that show, but it went on long enough.

guys, guys, guys. You're missing the main point of this thread.

THEY HAVE MEDICAL MARIJUANA TRADE SHOWS !!

/I need to go into this business
//have glaucoma
///unemployed, no insurance
////side effects? Shoot, I LOVE the side effects

A trailer for pot.

Too bad the system will be unoptimized. I could grow the same amount in half the space and half the time.

Multi-stack NFT, baby.

GrowBot sounds like a Futurama character.

/Bite my stoned, hippie ass, meatbag!

Curious: StoneColdAtheist: Oh yeah, and one of these...

or any number of similar tongue locks. this guy was stupid.

Yup, a fellow vintage road racing enthusiast had his trailer stolen from a well-known East Coast vintage fabrication shop's fenced and locked parking lot. The perks cut the gate lock and got his car (low volume Brit car with only about 60 ever imported to the States), two spare motors and a shiatload of spares and pricey name-brand tools.

Fortunately for him, the security cameras showed the perps cutting his trailer's tongue lock off, so a he got a nice settlement check (he had off-track insurance). The empty trailer was found abandoned about a week later and several hundred miles away. One motor was recovered about a year later when it was put up on racingjunk. The rest disappeared.

/csb

I miss corey and trevor.