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(The Sun)   Photographer tries out new zoom lens on Kylie's arse. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 195
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2003-08-05 01:42:06 PM  
I'm 6'3" and my Asian fetish has provided girls a LOT shorter than Kylie.
Sometimes good things come in small packages.
 
2003-08-05 01:43:15 PM  
LookSir-Droids!

Cripes, you guys sound like you've been marooned on a desert island for years w/o any female contact. I guess that doesn't surprise me. But WTF is Kylie Minogue and why should I care?

/what' the big deal? it's an ass...

If that came from someone who didn't have a star wars name/pic in their profile I would be surprised.
 
2003-08-05 01:44:17 PM  
"Sometimes good things come in small packages."

And apparently you do too!

*rimshot*
 
2003-08-05 01:46:32 PM  
She is bootylicious.
Better than J-Lo.
 
2003-08-05 01:48:05 PM  
J-lo = Hershey's chocolate

Kylie = Real belgian truffle

/quality over quantity yo
 
2003-08-05 01:50:43 PM  
they call me the wild rose
but my name is eliza day
why they call me that i do not know
for my name is eliza day


On the last day I took her where the wild roses grow
And she lay on the bank, the wind light as a thief
And I kissed her goodbye, said, "All beauty must die"
And lent down and planted a rose between her teeth
 
2003-08-05 01:51:57 PM  
damn - i like maple syrup, I have now found your weakness...
 
2003-08-05 02:08:37 PM  
Well, SherKhan, I just took the time to look at your 'silly' profile, and I am hereby asking you for a compliment.

/Kylie's ass rocks, her music doesn't
 
2003-08-05 02:32:46 PM  
schmo: and what is that?
 
2003-08-05 02:38:21 PM  
territ: Were you to you see through my eyes, you'd have an answer to your agnosticism. With those Arakian blue-dotted eyes and wry smile, you alone are reason enough for the rest of humanity to wake up. Screw celestial cookies, I'd feed the worms for a moment in your arms. I've often heard that God blessed Texas but until I saw you, I had no idea how much.
 
2003-08-05 02:48:54 PM  

LookSir-Droids!


Obviously you are not an ass connoisseur. Either that or you are playing for the other team. Not that their is anything wrong with that!

 
2003-08-05 03:05:15 PM  
syrup - that you are an ass-man, from the sounds of it
 
2003-08-05 03:06:52 PM  
True, nothing like a beautiful ass. Have you ever seen a beautiful ass that was not attached to a beautiful pair of legs or a nice flat stomach? I submit that you have not!
 
2003-08-05 03:12:54 PM  
She is a little long in the tooth.....but damn....she is hot.

She'll go into my mental file for later........
 
2003-08-05 03:57:09 PM  
maple syrup

i am a chick, i have long legs and a great ass - I do not need to look at kylie to appreciate the wonders that an ass holds...

/behold, the power of my ass
 
2003-08-05 04:13:05 PM  
Heck, I'd spank it :)

N.
 
2003-08-05 04:14:38 PM  
You guys realize the pic is of a wax replica of her ass, right?

Carry on, then.
 
2003-08-05 04:45:57 PM  
I think my preference for the ass and legs comes from that lamp in "A Christmas Story."
 
2003-08-05 04:47:36 PM  
i am a chick, i have long legs and a great ass

Right on, let's see them!

/sorry for multiple posts
 
2003-08-05 06:09:58 PM  
FriendGirl
"The purpose of a butt is to take a crap. Why do people get so aroused by it?"

Its all evolution. When we were still apes, we had sex "doggy" style, like 99% of the animals on earth. Therefore, human males are genetically programmed to get aroused when they see an asscrack. Some scientists also believe thats why guys are turned on by breast cleavage, because it kind of looks like ass cleavage on a big chested woman.
 
2003-08-05 06:17:42 PM  
That's a scan of a photo of a wax replica of her ass made from numbers written on paper after measuring with tools. That is so far from being her real ass, it isn't even funny.

But if it had a hole, I'd hit it.
 
2003-08-05 06:22:53 PM  
Cause you see, the butt..is like society.
 
2003-08-05 06:23:50 PM  
Bah, unfetchable image. :/
 
2003-08-05 07:45:06 PM  
FriendGirl
The purpose of a butt is to take a crap. Why do people get so aroused by it?


And the purpose of the mouth is to eat. Why do they give oral sex with it?

/shakes head
 
Isa
2003-08-05 07:52:15 PM  
From memory I believe she was in Bio-dome as well.
 
2003-08-05 07:53:38 PM  
NoseBrain, were you making that up as you went along? Sounds plausible though.

I also remember thinking that Kylie is a mother too. Yummy Mummy.
 
2003-08-05 08:11:33 PM  
Sure! She's Just as talented hot as her sister.

[image from br-online.de too old to be available]
 
2003-08-05 09:58:49 PM  
I also give props to Fark It.
 
2003-08-05 10:08:13 PM  
Wait, Kylie has a sister who's less talented than she is? Could that even be possible?

Anyway, I thought that Kylie was rumored to be pregnant. Someone apparently has hit it (no, not yours truly).
 
2003-08-05 10:29:57 PM  
The Sun is there?

Actually it's quite dark inside. Not that I'm complaining.
 
2003-08-05 11:38:09 PM  
Actually, guys... Dannii is MUCHMUCHMUCH more talented than Kylie. I like'em both, but Dannii accomplished more outside the realm of musical releases before she was 21 than Kylie's accomplished in her whole life.

But I love'em both.
 
2003-08-06 12:46:19 AM  
-3 for reading comprehension.

Thats IS a pic of her ass, they measured the wax one to get the actual dimensions, then blew up a stock photo from her on the beach (notice its outside AND wet?) to the exact dimensions they discovered based on the wax and printed a "actual life size" picture of her ass.

I met her many years ago in Norway at Radio1, right after her "wouldnt change a thing" single hit there. She was TINY TINY TINY. Heck to my memory the only way she could be 5'1" was in heels. I do remember that all of her videos were shot at slight angles, or she was superimposed on other images. I think so her complete lack of height wasn't as noticable... kind of similar to Tom Cruise, Michael J Fox.

Heck they give stars everything but a box...

Which brings us back to Kylie... ;)
 
2003-08-06 03:28:14 AM  
I would be fair and let them both have a piece of me.
 
2003-08-06 08:23:26 AM  
in case maple comes back in - can I email you that ass shot i was speaking of?

/got nothin' on html skills
 
2003-08-06 02:08:53 PM  
You can email me. :-
 
2003-08-06 03:57:22 PM  
hey fluid...

"YOU GOT MAIL"

YEAH
 
2003-08-06 04:09:56 PM  
Hey did you really send it to him?

What do you think Fluid? I like!

/would like to bite Schmo on the hamstring
 
2003-08-06 04:28:22 PM  
but maple...have you seen fluid

bwahahahaha....

/no offense fluid and damnit he's probably going to trash me for saying that...
 
2003-08-06 05:04:09 PM  
He has pretty eyes.

/not gay
 
2003-08-06 05:27:24 PM  
awww syrup - i just wanna lick you all over

; )
 
2003-08-06 06:10:13 PM  
All I can say is that you cannot have an ass contest without stacy keibler..

[image from dxtheoriginal.iespana.es too old to be available]


J-HO is nowhere near stacy's league.
 
2003-08-06 06:54:01 PM  
Great call on Stacy...damn, she's fine. According to the posts just before this, not as fine as schmo, but I guess we'll never know, right?
 
2003-08-07 01:53:00 AM  
Im just ticked off that I've submitted 3 different links for stacy archives and none have been posted. I mean those stuff magazine Pics are amazing. Oh well, I guess she's just a select group of people's little secret.
 
2003-08-07 02:41:48 AM  
2003-08-06 04:09:56 PM i-likes-maple-syrup
What do you think Fluid? I like!

/would like to bite Schmo on the hamstring


That's not where I'd bite her. ;)
And thanks, I get complimented on my eyes often, strangely enough.


Oh woe is me... Schmo dissed me (I think)... heh. :-p No biggie.
 
2003-08-07 08:53:04 AM  
Good morning and damn, this thread still kicking??!!

WOW, I forgot about stacy's ass. I don't like the whole wrastlin' thing, but her ass is smoking hot!!

I think my manpole syrup and fluid creamness have summarized my ass correctly and thanks again for the compliments. In return, my constant drool over syrup is causing puddles here at work...and fluid, I agree with syrup that, your eyes are indeed inviting...

/just some schmo
 
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