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(Some Guy)   Ohio mayor says city needs to rid itself of those goth kids with the piercings and spiky hair. Also, he's keeping your ball. And turn down your hippity-hop music on your doohickey   ( clevescene.com) divider line
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2011-04-05 09:17:50 PM  
If he gets one more he's gonna open up a shop.
 
2011-04-05 09:44:38 PM  
Abby Sciutto frowns upon his shenanigans.
 
2011-04-05 09:47:05 PM  
He sounds butthurt and fat.
 
2011-04-05 09:55:50 PM  
Emos even depress property values.
 
2011-04-05 10:19:15 PM  
Haha! Guys like this are the reason the Roland TR-808 exists.
 
2011-04-05 11:14:33 PM  

brainiac-dumdum: Haha! Guys like this are the reason the Roland TR-808 exists.


I used to have one of those! It's amazing how much they're worth today.
 
2011-04-05 11:47:30 PM  

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Like you weren't expecting this.

 
2011-04-06 12:55:02 AM  

WTF Indeed: Emos even depress property values.


Ha!
 
2011-04-06 12:55:18 AM  
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/obligatory
 
2011-04-06 12:56:18 AM  
Haven't we all had enough of Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog and Enema Man?
 
2011-04-06 12:57:12 AM  
Eh, I watched the video. The cop sounds reasonable.
 
2011-04-06 12:59:46 AM  
Old white men are always fearful and scared of something, not that shocking.
 
2011-04-06 12:59:48 AM  
I'm OK with this.
 
2011-04-06 01:00:30 AM  
Mayor Don Robart is particularly worried about a couple of things: goth kids and piercings.

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He may have a point.
 
2011-04-06 01:01:21 AM  
Also on mayor's list:
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/The greater good...
 
2011-04-06 01:01:55 AM  
Shut up, subby. Matlock is on.
 
2011-04-06 01:02:13 AM  
Great, this retard of a mayor just validated the anti-establishment/disaffected pathos of the goth crowd.

Way to go ...

/goth in my highschool days
//realized looking normal let me get away with a ton more shiat
 
2011-04-06 01:03:04 AM  

n301dp: Also on mayor's list:


/The greater good...


The greater good...
 
2011-04-06 01:04:08 AM  

dickfreckle: brainiac-dumdum: Haha! Guys like this are the reason the Roland TR-808 exists.

I used to have one of those! It's amazing how much they're worth today.


I had a friend who owned an 808 (midi-fied, to boot). I myself used to have a 909. Sold it for $1,000 about 10 years ago. Still have my 101 and 606, though. Not often you find a line of gear that can all be run on C batteries.

I'm not sure what this has to do with anything, just wanted to chime in; like a cheesy electronic cowbell.
 
2011-04-06 01:04:08 AM  
Don't forget those gangbangers from the cold, hard "inner-city...

...of Akron."


Just wait until all the thugs from Brunswick and Medina move in. Then you're gonna see some shiat.
 
2011-04-06 01:04:45 AM  
I bet the kids will be talking about this on that Myspacebook weblog site.
 
2011-04-06 01:05:39 AM  
The thing is he would likely consider me goth, what with my one piercing, my long leather coat and my tats. too bad for him I'm a veteran.
 
2011-04-06 01:09:32 AM  
Funny, I don't think he's justified in this, but I think he'd be justified in jailing kids who wear their pants down around their knees and baseball caps at a contrived 36 degree angle.

/ yes, I'm a hypocrite; no, I don't care
// not a racist as I think white kids who dress like this should go to jail too
/// was a hippie
 
2011-04-06 01:09:40 AM  

dickfreckle: brainiac-dumdum: Haha! Guys like this are the reason the Roland TR-808 exists.

I used to have one of those! It's amazing how much they're worth today.


Yup, they bring the boom.
 
2011-04-06 01:10:07 AM  
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Send him to Scottsdale.
 
2011-04-06 01:10:32 AM  

fatassbastard: He may have a point.


Nope. He doesn't.

People come in all shapes and sizes, and just like Elvis, every last one of us has a stinky butt.
 
2011-04-06 01:10:57 AM  
Down by the river? Sounds like he had a run in with a raging gothapotamus. Now if only someone could properly display what such a creature might look like...if only.
 
2011-04-06 01:11:03 AM  

username101: Send him to Scottsdale.


Hey, it's those Vamp-Kids!
 
2011-04-06 01:11:46 AM  
So Ohio doesn't have minorities?
 
2011-04-06 01:12:32 AM  
I grew up in Cuyahoga Falls, and was one of the "Bridge kids" as they were known.

I grew up a lot and learned a lot about life hanging out on that little sitting area under the overpass....we were never bad, sure the ICP douches and the attractive and successful Caucasian-American kids caused massive issues and problems but the kids in my group never did more than harmless pranks and sneak a few beers down on the riverbank away from prying eyes.

Glad I moved outta that hellhole.

-Ian S.
 
2011-04-06 01:12:42 AM  
My only beef with goth kids is lack of originality - I mean, cute li'l dudes, you look really sweet and all, but my friends and I had that look down back in 1988.
/which means we're now all turning 40
/some of us are even accountants
/not me, thank FSM
/so get off our lawns
 
2011-04-06 01:16:45 AM  
This will probably be covered by Azrael Abyss on this week's Goth Talk
 
2011-04-06 01:18:45 AM  
goth gangbangers ... who knew.
 
2011-04-06 01:20:32 AM  
And here I thought that the best thing to do with goths is to teach them that their persecution complex is ridiculous. It turns out we just need to justify that complex and everything will be all good.
 
2011-04-06 01:21:48 AM  

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he may have a point...

/from orbit
//only way to be sure
 
2011-04-06 01:23:16 AM  
I am a body piercer so I am getting a kick out of this.

/doing a guest spot in Ohio in June
//not sure what to expect
///thinking Ohio is sort of the Florida of the north
 
2011-04-06 01:24:15 AM  

Notabunny: fatassbastard: He may have a point.

Nope. He doesn't.

People come in all shapes and sizes, and just like Elvis, every last one of us has a stinky butt.


It was a joke, dude, welcome to FARK.
 
2011-04-06 01:29:19 AM  

styckx: So Ohio doesn't have minorities?


Dude, it's OHIO.
 
2011-04-06 01:31:13 AM  
Has he Twit about this yet?
 
2011-04-06 01:33:15 AM  

fatassbastard: It was a joke, dude, welcome to FARK.


Sorry. My sarcasmometer has been off all day.
 
2011-04-06 01:33:51 AM  
He should be happy these are just emos and not thugs walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg.
 
2011-04-06 01:36:19 AM  

Notabunny: fatassbastard: It was a joke, dude, welcome to FARK.

Sorry. My sarcasmometer has been off all day.


No worries. :)
 
2011-04-06 01:36:44 AM  
This guy reminds me of Dr. Quincy M.E. ranting on about teh punk rockers self mutilation and suicidal behavior. All that is old is new indeed.

/yes, a Quincy reference, I am old
 
2011-04-06 01:37:15 AM  

piercer310:
///thinking Ohio is sort of the Florida of the north


That's about right, except Ohio also has crappy five-month-long winters and no ocean.

As for the story: this is the mayor's ham-handed attempt to start a scam boys band (new window) to offload his instruments on unsuspecting townsfolk.
 
2011-04-06 01:39:53 AM  
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I'm tired of living in a van down by the river!
 
2011-04-06 01:44:40 AM  

TomD9938: username101: Send him to Scottsdale.

Hey, it's those Vamp-Kids!


Did he just call us "Emo"?
 
2011-04-06 01:45:23 AM  

fatassbastard: Mayor Don Robart is particularly worried about a couple of things: goth kids and piercings.

He may have a point.


Self mutilation is a sign of lack of suffient parental attention when they were younger.
 
2011-04-06 01:48:26 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Funny, I don't think he's justified in this, but I think he'd be justified in jailing kids who wear their pants down around their knees and baseball caps at a contrived 36 degree angle.

/ yes, I'm a hypocrite; no, I don't care
// not a racist as I think white kids who dress like this should go to jail too
/// was a hippie


So why does it bother you so much? Plenty of sub cultures have dressed just as or worse than wiggas, wannabes, and parts of the urban community. Kiss fans dress look losers, emos dress like losers, and hippies are one of the most legendary losers of all time.
 
2011-04-06 01:51:42 AM  

lohphat: Self mutilation is a sign of lack of suffient parental attention when they were younger.


Dude, put down teh beer and see my post above

Really, what is this? Monday? Tuesday? Whatever, I'll bet it's a school night
 
2011-04-06 01:51:50 AM  

styckx: So Ohio doesn't have minorities?


It's funny, because locally Cuyahoga Falls is known as Caucasian Falls... Sometimes.

/From Kent, schooling in Akron
//First Fark post, awesome
///That place has a lot of farkin' white people
 
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