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2011-04-05 08:02:27 PM

thomps: ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Tax documents show unwed mother Bristol Palin earned more than $262,000 for her role in helping raise awareness for teen pregnancy prevention in 2009.

bristol palin doesn't raise awareness for teen pregnancy prevention. she raises awareness for abstinence-only education, which does more to create teen pregnancy than it does to prevent it.


Not even that. Her Candie's PSA was vexing... she said "OK, but if I wasn't rich, this would be hard." It didn't specify abstinence OR contraception. It was confusing, as people asked "why is a person who elevated her status into a national media figure for getting teen pregnant and is paid 10x what she would ever have earned at her age standing here telling people that being a teen mom is SO hard and ruins your life??"

The PSA does this "without being who I am, Palin's daughter, with media attention and truckloads of money, it wouldn't be pretty. You'd be like me, without makeup and furniture and a babysitter and maid. You'd be ugly as hell." The point seems confusing to lead with.

The simplest interpretation of her message seems to be "Yeah, but I'm better than you".
 
2011-04-05 08:03:13 PM
She'd probably be just as effective in "preventing teen pregnancy" by encouraging teenage boys to go gay instead.
 
2011-04-05 08:03:30 PM

LincolnLogolas: This, Farkers, is the American dream. Where a young woman of below average intelligence can gain wealth because her mother is a famous idiot, and she's a pro-abstinence girl who got knocked up as an unwed teen. Why couldn't I be so lucky as to be born into that kind of idiocy?



We're SO much closer to this:



ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2011-04-05 08:03:42 PM
Wow, they're all cashing in, aren't they? Mama Grizzly, Bristol, and Levi "Hockey" Johnston. Next, Trig will be in a Baby Einstein commercial.

I wonder of John McCain had any inkling that his actions would release this giant clusterfark onto America. He could have just given the Palin family a few million dollars and saved the grief for the rest of us.
 
2011-04-05 08:05:40 PM

Turfshoe: It's hard work giving birth to two kids before you are 18.


I see what you did there from my house.
 
2011-04-05 08:06:04 PM

wedding vegetables: who?


...wait, is she a great big fat person?


Yep, I'd love to have her tax return.
 
2011-04-05 08:08:32 PM

HerpaDerpaDoo: A person with the life experiences of Bristol Palin deserves to be paid for her expertise and eloquent speaking skills, which are clearly derived from her prophetic mother, Sarah. The headline represents nothing more than the typical Liberal hatred directed at those who are more successful in life through their hard work, determination, and triumph in the face of adversity. This Liberal outrage is getting tiresome after 3 years of the Left berating both Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol in an attempt to destroy these two icons of wisdom, intellect, family values, and freedom in our great nation.

Why is everyone constantly obsessing over Sarah and Bristol Palin? I thought the mainstream media was not going to talk about or report on Sarah Palin for a whole month? Remember that back in February? This Bristol Palin Derangement Syndrome and Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome is getting really out of hand here and I fear that it is only a matter of time before some Left-wing nutcase does something dangerous and drastic because of the violent rhetoric being spewed by the Democrats and more extreme Liberal groups against Mrs. Palin and her followers.

Why does the Left always demand gender equality but ridicule women like Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell for breaking through the stereotypes of women as uneducated, ignorant, misinformed, selfish, racist, uneducated, ignorant, and dangerously stupid? There really is no hypocrisy like Liberal hypocrisy when it comes to their sexist treatment of women and their families. The Liberals absolutely destroyed Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell, along with Palin's daughter Bristol, for no other reason than they were advancing the social status of women further than any other woman in politics in the last century.

While Sarah and Bristol Palin have accomplished more for women as a gender in the last hundred years, the Democrats and their supporters will stop at nothing to bring them down with derogatory slander and constant media blitzing. It seriously looks as though it is out of sheer jealousy for their success in life, which explains their platforms of raising taxes and subsidizing the poor and the lazy in society and punishing the wealthy and hard working. Just because Sarah and Bristol Palin worked for a living and earned every single dollar among the millions that they have made, does not give the less successful, less hardworking individuals the right to destroy an honest woman who wants nothing more than to spread family values and freedom to America.

Of course, I guess I should not be surprised given that psychologists are already proving that Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome correlates with obsessive disorder, which is characteristic of the Left.


Bristol Palin gets paid $262,000 dollars because she produces $262,000 worth of work in her speeches. She deserves every penny of it because she is clearly well educated, experienced, and qualified to speak to our youth about the virtues of teen pregnancy.


Herpaderpadooo!

As "AkaDad" said, "I see what you did there from my house."
 
2011-04-05 08:10:29 PM
Pretty impressive when all she did was have a couple of babies.
 
2011-04-05 08:11:17 PM
Man, and I thought Charlie Sheen's skanks were cashing in for hooking their high heels into their hoop earrings at $5k a bang.

Bristol bent over a bag of Husky Chow once and scored enough to start MethWorld.
 
2011-04-05 08:11:32 PM
FTFA:
"If I can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant, I will feel a sense of accomplishment," she said at the time.


Tell your mom to stop.

Not stop opposing the pro choice movement, just stop in general.
 
2011-04-05 08:14:03 PM

HerpaDerpaDoo: A person with the life experiences of Bristol Palin deserves to be paid for her expertise and eloquent speaking skills, which are clearly derived from her prophetic mother, Sarah. The headline represents nothing more than the typical Liberal hatred directed at those who are more successful in life through their hard work, determination, and triumph in the face of adversity. This Liberal outrage is getting tiresome after 3 years of the Left berating both Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol in an attempt to destroy these two icons of wisdom, intellect, family values, and freedom in our great nation.

Why is everyone constantly obsessing over Sarah and Bristol Palin? I thought the mainstream media was not going to talk about or report on Sarah Palin for a whole month? Remember that back in February? This Bristol Palin Derangement Syndrome and Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome is getting really out of hand here and I fear that it is only a matter of time before some Left-wing nutcase does something dangerous and drastic because of the violent rhetoric being spewed by the Democrats and more extreme Liberal groups against Mrs. Palin and her followers.

Why does the Left always demand gender equality but ridicule women like Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell for breaking through the stereotypes of women as uneducated, ignorant, misinformed, selfish, racist, uneducated, ignorant, and dangerously stupid? There really is no hypocrisy like Liberal hypocrisy when it comes to their sexist treatment of women and their families. The Liberals absolutely destroyed Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell, along with Palin's daughter Bristol, for no other reason than they were advancing the social status of women further than any other woman in politics in the last century.

While Sarah and Bristol Palin have accomplished more for women as a gender in the last hundred years, the Democrats and their supporters will stop at nothing to bring them down with derogatory slander and constant media blitzing. It seriously looks as though it is out of sheer jealousy for their success in life, which explains their platforms of raising taxes and subsidizing the poor and the lazy in society and punishing the wealthy and hard working. Just because Sarah and Bristol Palin worked for a living and earned every single dollar among the millions that they have made, does not give the less successful, less hardworking individuals the right to destroy an honest woman who wants nothing more than to spread family values and freedom to America.

Of course, I guess I should not be surprised given that psychologists are already proving that Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome correlates with obsessive disorder, which is characteristic of the Left.


Bristol Palin gets paid $262,000 dollars because she produces $262,000 worth of work in her speeches. She deserves every penny of it because she is clearly well educated, experienced, and qualified to speak to our youth about the virtues of teen pregnancy.


You need to work on your subtlety. It's not trolling if nobody could possibly fall for it.
 
2011-04-05 08:14:55 PM
Grifting is an old Palin family tradition.
 
2011-04-05 08:16:03 PM
Simple lesson:

Be born into a rich, connected family.

Don't be born into a poor family.

It is as it has ever been.
 
2011-04-05 08:18:53 PM

Skwrl: You need to work on your subtlety. It's not trolling if nobody could possibly fall for it.


Perhaps that is because I am not a troll.

I suppose the possibility never occurs to Liberals that there are people in the world who refuse to think like they do.
 
2011-04-05 08:20:57 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Man, and I thought Charlie Sheen's skanks were cashing in for hooking their high heels into their hoop earrings at $5k a bang.

Bristol bent over a bag of Husky Chow once and scored enough to start MethWorld.



This is a disturbingly amusing post.
 
2011-04-05 08:21:59 PM
So I guess the secrets out, those Palin girls sure do smoke a great big fella!
 
2011-04-05 08:22:31 PM
What's the big deal? These are just regular, normal folk, like us. When god gives you lemons, you squeeze them in other peoples eyes.

I'd still hit that, but only so I could take pictures and make her mama cry... oh, and you can bet your bippy I'd jimmy up. I ain't about to pour any money on that family.
 
2011-04-05 08:24:11 PM
Not ironic. Horrible and stupid, yes. But not ironic.
 
2011-04-05 08:26:19 PM
People should really speak out against this kind of bullsh*t. In fact, if I didn't want to live my life in peace without the jack-booted thugs of the FBI trolling around looking for excuses to arrest me, I might suggest someone start speaking with bullets.
 
2011-04-05 08:26:34 PM

don_russell: Not ironic. Horrible and stupid, yes. But not ironic.


www.weddingupdates.net
 
2011-04-05 08:28:00 PM

HerpaDerpaDoo: Skwrl: You need to work on your subtlety. It's not trolling if nobody could possibly fall for it.

Perhaps that is because I am not a troll.

I suppose the possibility never occurs to Liberals that there are people in the world who refuse to think like they do.


FTFY

As far as your previous post: tl;dr
 
2011-04-05 08:28:10 PM

Nabb1: I don't understand why this upsets some people so much.


Because fark you, and fark her, that's why.
 
2011-04-05 08:28:21 PM

cretinbob: godfarkingdamnitsomuch


THIS.

/head assplodes
 
2011-04-05 08:28:27 PM
I love how angry this makes some people.

/look at your low-paying job and going-nowhere life and cry some more!
/ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
2011-04-05 08:29:40 PM
Remember, this is the highly functional family that criticized Levi Johnston for cashing in on his 15 minutes. "Disgusting" (new window) is Sarah's term.
 
2011-04-05 08:30:18 PM

brianbankerus: When god gives you lemons, you squeeze them in other peoples eyes.


Every time I read this I like it a little more.
 
2011-04-05 08:30:58 PM
The Wizard of Frobozz: People should really speak out against this kind of bullsh*t. In fact, if I didn't want to live my life in peace without the jack-booted thugs of the FBI trolling around looking for excuses to arrest me, I might suggest someone start speaking with bullets.

Your thinking that by only eluding to speaking with bullets will keep the FBI, BATFE,NSA, etc. off of your ass is so pre 9/11 Columbine OKC
 
2011-04-05 08:31:26 PM
www.motifake.com
 
2011-04-05 08:33:50 PM
HerpaDerpaDoo wins.
 
2011-04-05 08:35:14 PM

Skwrl: You need to work on your subtlety. It's not trolling if nobody could possibly fall for it.


But it is good trolling if you can get people to quote the entire farking post filling up half the screen for people that have obvious and over-done trolls on ignore, twit.
 
2011-04-05 08:35:23 PM
Good for her.
 
2011-04-05 08:37:48 PM

HerpaDerpaDoo: Skwrl: You need to work on your subtlety. It's not trolling if nobody could possibly fall for it.

Perhaps that is because I am not a troll.

I suppose the possibility never occurs to Liberals that there are people in the world who refuse to think like they do.


Dude - you should really FOSS that WOT-bot. A little praise in every FARK thread is one thing, but with your sig on the .h you could live forever!
 
2011-04-05 08:38:19 PM
Get laid, get paid. Make the most of it, girl.
 
2011-04-05 08:40:20 PM

HerpaDerpaDoo: I suppose the possibility never occurs to Liberals that there are people in the world who refuse to think like they do.


That's fine, it's just... you guys do it even when we're right!!!
 
2011-04-05 08:43:06 PM
i1234.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-05 08:44:22 PM
I curse upon the house of McCain. From hells heart I stab at thee!
 
2011-04-05 08:45:11 PM

Space_Poet: Skwrl: You need to work on your subtlety. It's not trolling if nobody could possibly fall for it.

But it is good trolling if you can get people to quote the entire farking post filling up half the screen for people that have obvious and over-done trolls on ignore, twit.



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Successful troll casts wall of replicating text successfully!
 
2011-04-05 08:45:50 PM
"If I can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant, I will feel a sense of accomplishment," she said at the time.

Mission failed.
 
2011-04-05 08:49:11 PM
Maybe me am can do be pay to sober and for articulate-wise!
 
2011-04-05 08:51:06 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Goddamn I'd make that pregnant AT LEAST 5 more times...

/fist of an angry GOD I would...
//be in my bunk
 
2011-04-05 08:51:36 PM

elchip: Nuke Alaska from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Just the places where people live.

I've been DVRing "Flying Alaska" and Alaska State Troopers and I've noticed one glaring thing: The natural scenery is beautiful. But, everywhere there are people looks like a trailer-trash bomb went off! The villages, the houses, everything where human beings are is junkyard worthy. It's rusted out, torn up, piled with junk and crap - I'm talking plumbing fixtures and old washing machines in the front yard kind of trash. It makes no difference if it is native people or "southerners."

It really explains a lot about Palin's constituency... drunk, ignorant and trashy. I know there are some good decent people up there, but what shows up on TV ain't pretty.
 
2011-04-05 08:52:03 PM

jmr61: LincolnLogolas: This, Farkers, is the American dream. Where a young woman of below average intelligence can gain wealth because her mother is a famous idiot, and she's a pro-abstinence girl who got knocked up as an unwed teen. Why couldn't I be so lucky as to be born into that kind of idiocy?


We're SO much closer to this:


Then she could earn 262k working at starbucks
 
2011-04-05 08:52:13 PM

Hypothetical Imperative: brianbankerus: When god gives you lemons, you squeeze them in other peoples eyes.

Every time I read this I like it a little more.


That's what I'm here for. It's that or actually deal with my kids... not today.
 
2011-04-05 08:54:35 PM

hicksfa2: Goddamn I'd make that pregnant AT LEAST 5 more times...

/fist of an angry GOD I would...
//be in my bunk


I'd bone it but she is definitely not worth impregnating.
 
2011-04-05 08:54:40 PM
Stories like this make me want to get the toenail clippers out and give myself a vasectomy. I am not certain if I would create children that would be beneficial to this Earth, but I am sure that if I do, I don't want to subject them to living through the future of this retarded hellhole.
 
2011-04-05 08:54:57 PM

IoSaturnalia: HerpaDerpaDoo: Skwrl: You need to work on your subtlety. It's not trolling if nobody could possibly fall for it.

Perhaps that is because I am not a troll.

I suppose the possibility never occurs to Liberals that there are people in the world who refuse to think like they do.

Dude - you should really FOSS that WOT-bot. A little praise in every FARK thread is one thing, but with your sig on the .h you could live forever!


What this means. I don't know it.
 
2011-04-05 08:55:39 PM

Smackledorfer: gunsmack: Nabb1: I don't understand why this upsets some people so much.

Seriously?

Try this on for size: Many people bust their asses, working multiple jobs to put themselves through college to earn a degree in an attempt to get a living wage job. Little Miss cumslut, with absolute ZERO useful skills, that don't involve a warm washcloth afterward make a quarter mil being an example of what not to do.

/aka: Jersey Shore Syndrome TM

I forget, what are Nabb1's views on teacher's unions?


Probably because I've never offered them here. And it's really none of you business and has not one single thing to do with this discussion, as far as I am concerned. Yes, she makes a good deal of money with little education and probably not an incredible amount of work. Life is that way sometimes. And, there's really not a lot you can do about Bristol's success at her current endeavor, so why waste energy biatching about it?
 
2011-04-05 08:56:16 PM

CynicalLA: hicksfa2: Goddamn I'd make that pregnant AT LEAST 5 more times...

/fist of an angry GOD I would...
//be in my bunk

I'd bone it but she is definitely not worth impregnating.


Exactly. That is a girl that you take home drunk, absolutely destroy that vagina, then leave 5 bucks on the bedside table for her to buy some McDonald's in the morning. Of course you need to do this at her house...
 
2011-04-05 08:56:43 PM

Kar98: Nabb1: I don't understand why this upsets some people so much.

Because fark you, and fark her, that's why.


My, what a well-thought out response. Your teachers must think you to be quite the clever one!
 
2011-04-05 08:58:44 PM

The Angry Hand of God: CynicalLA: hicksfa2: Goddamn I'd make that pregnant AT LEAST 5 more times...

/fist of an angry GOD I would...
//be in my bunk

I'd bone it but she is definitely not worth impregnating.

Exactly. That is a girl that you take home drunk, absolutely destroy that vagina, then leave 5 bucks on the bedside table for her to buy some McDonald's in the morning. Of course you need to do this at her house...


Exactly. Trailer trash girl.
 
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