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(NYPost)   J-Lo responds to Gigli-bashing and Ben-carousing by running $9000 bar tab and telling friends she's single   (nypost.com) divider line 221
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2003-08-05 11:59:11 AM  
TheOnion has an article that's hilarious talking about how focus groups want the ending changed so that they both die.

Article is here.
 
2003-08-05 12:01:26 PM  
It's like watching a train wreck!

No. Because trainwrecks are cool and shiat blows up.
 
2003-08-05 12:04:52 PM  
Travolta's career is due to fade back into oblivion also.
 
2003-08-05 12:05:43 PM  
why did they use an italian name in the film? jlo is puertorrequeno and ben asshat is a mass-hole.
 
2003-08-05 12:11:30 PM  
i like rabbits.
 
2003-08-05 12:19:35 PM  
Son of a biatch. Me and one of my friends had a bet going about when J-ho would dump Ben Asscrack. Here's hoping somehow the relationship lasts another 2 months or I'm out of twenty bucks.
 
2003-08-05 12:23:07 PM  
You can take the girl out of the 'hood but you can't take the 'hood out of the girl.
 
2003-08-05 12:23:46 PM  
Hudson Hawk did have some good one liners. But the film just didn't work.

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man was kinda like that too. Some good lines and the cast did a good job but in both movies you could just sense that the movie was trying to hard to look cool Wout actually being cool.
 
2003-08-05 12:25:46 PM  
I think Ice-T and Ice Cube win for dorkiest names for a rapper. When i think of Iced tea and ice cubes, the first thought that enters my mind is not "tough gangsta". Threadjack city, yo.
 
2003-08-05 12:31:40 PM  
Q-Tip!?!?!? excuse me for a moment while I laugh my ass off. WTH kind of name is Q-Tip. What an unimaginative hack.

Actually... Q-Tip along with Fife Dog were and remain the best (good & positive) rap group ever.

Even if you don't like rap, they were amazing and pretty chill. They didn't talk about killing people or ho's. If you've smoked a couple of L's before, you've probably heard them and enjoyed it.

Download songs by "A Tribe Called Quest", you'll enjoy them. It's a lot better than the crap offered today by Eminem and 50 cents.

In other words, don't slam one of my favorite artists! ;P
 
2003-08-05 12:34:34 PM  
hip hop.. not rap.. forgot about the distinction.

2003-08-05 09:51:45 AM Inchoate

Um, but his stage name is still "Q-Tip".

I win.


Okay Inchoate, you win what? He's famous, brilliant and wealthy. You're just you. I don't think you've won anything.
 
2003-08-05 12:37:33 PM  
You people are forgetting Brainsmasher.

Worst. Movie. Ever.


And do you think that Puff daddy is laughing to himself everytime he sees Ben kissing J-Lo?

"How do I taste?"
 
2003-08-05 12:39:18 PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaa......

Loveitloveitloveit.

It's fun watching celebrities come crashing to earth. 'What? You mean there are people who don't like me?*sniff* That can't be! I'm rich! I'm on TV! Whyyyy don't they like me anymore? *sob*'

Welcome to reality! Also known as WHERE THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE LIVES! Hahahahahaahahaaaaa!
 
2003-08-05 12:39:56 PM  
jlo is a puertorriquena

/just so you know ;)
 
2003-08-05 12:43:48 PM  
Even if you don't like rap, they were amazing and pretty chill. They didn't talk about killing people or ho's. If you've smoked a couple of L's before, you've probably heard them and enjoyed it.


AND they've done lots of stuff with the Beastie BOys, so that makes them, like gods.
 
2003-08-05 12:43:59 PM  
Smookyfufu: It's a lot better than the crap offered today by Eminem and 50 cents.

50 cent! 50 cent! you can't be cool unless your name is in ebonics or retardian.
 
2003-08-05 12:45:38 PM  
I left my Wallet in El Segundo.
 
2003-08-05 12:47:31 PM  
"Why's everybody so anti-Ben? I think he's a good actor."

You don't honestly believe that do you? Affleck is wooden as hell in everything I've ever seen him in EXCEPT the Kevin Smith movies, and that's probably because he's not acting in those movies. I have nothing against the guy, but he certainly not a good actor.
 
Mot
2003-08-05 12:49:19 PM  
Eminem is a pussy, he's from the SUBURBS of detroit..lol, like Bloomfield Hills, the area where all the white people that live in Detroit live (even the trailer/white trash)
 
2003-08-05 12:51:43 PM  
Ok, even if "Gigli" takes the Grand Prize-Cinema at the 2003 Festival of Suck, that still doesn't tell us HOW it is bad. Is it laughably bad like "Showgirls"? Or is it make-you-want-to-claw-your-eyes-out bad like "Spice World", the Spice Girls "movie." That is, do we need to avoid this one for health reasons, or is it a bit of fluff we can laugh at?

Incidently, other than the special effects, "Pearl Harbor" really sucked ass, too. The subject matter and the vets deserved better. Shame on you Ben.
 
2003-08-05 12:56:49 PM  
If J-Lo were Chinese food, she'd be a big greasy order of DIM HO.
 
2003-08-05 12:58:42 PM  
"Gigli" is supposed to be an Italian name, so it's supposed to be said with Italian pronunciation which, obviously, not many people will know.

"GEE-lyee". NOT "jeely" or "jiggly" or "giggly" or variations thereof. The second "g" is silent and lends to the "gli" sound, or "lyee".

Blavod:

I can't wait to see this film. Are people really brave enough to be calling this the Worst... movie... ever?? Even if we just look at the last few years... Clint Eastwood's Blood Work?


I was with you up until Blood Work.

As for what I think, I think Lopez is a good dancer, but to say she's over-hyped and overrated is a colossal understatement the likes of which can only barely be comprehended.

I'm still not sure why Affleck is famous (though he was fairly good in Changing Lanes).
 
2003-08-05 12:59:40 PM  
"2003-08-05 12:37:33 PM scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel

...And do you think that Puff daddy is laughing to himself everytime he sees Ben kissing J-Lo?

"How do I taste?"


Is that like Ben giving Puff Daddy a blowjob by proxy?
 
2003-08-05 01:06:39 PM  
Relationship over so quick?
I just won the over under on who's relationship would last longer; Affleck and Lopez or David Guest and Liza.

I can't believe a relationship could be any more superficial than the one between theat Botox-ridden uberfreak, Guest and a drugged out show-tune singing drama queen, Liza - But I was wrong. At least it was alcoholism and him beiong obviously ga that wrecked that marriange -

Jennifer Lopez's relationship was wrecked by opening weekend box-office receipts.
 
2003-08-05 01:23:00 PM  
A studio rep, however, insists that the final product was entirely Brest's vision: "Marty is a final-cut director. The film on screen is his movie."

If Marty were smart, he'd let Benuflect take the rap for the edits.
 
2003-08-05 01:24:22 PM  
I have to admit that I saw 'corky romano' and it must go on these lists of turkeys! And I only saw the commercial for Dana Carvey's 'Master of Disguise' but I feel obligated to nominate it as well.
 
2003-08-05 01:27:22 PM  
[b]archnem[/b] - [i]Ben Affleck owes what little of a career he has left to Matt Damon - seriously - watch any Affleck movie that DOESN'T have Damon in it....that dude can NOT act.
Even as much as I hate to say it - watch Chasing Amy...now pry your eyes away from Joey Lauren Adams for a minute and watch Affleck. See what I mean? Now you'll never be able to watch that movie again.
/elitist movie snob rant[/i]

That's not 100% true. He played a great asshole in Dazed and Confused.
 
2003-08-05 01:28:32 PM  
*sigh* forgive the crappay skillz
 
2003-08-05 01:31:03 PM  
Poor Bennifer.
 
2003-08-05 01:32:29 PM  
I still think he was at his best in "Voyage of the Mimi."
 
2003-08-05 01:41:56 PM  
Seriously, how mcuh time does affleck spend in front of the blow dryer to get his hair like that?
 
2003-08-05 01:45:23 PM  
Well well... J-Lo's a biatch anyway... and a skank, and a whore, and oh gods, why won't you stop her! She'll go on to desztroy Tokyo next!
As to the Netflix reccomendations for Hudson Hawk: Hey, I like the Super Mario Bros. movie!
 
2003-08-05 01:54:29 PM  
I may be late, but the only way for Ben to save face is to punk J-Lo out and dump her ass. Then he'll get our respect.
 
2003-08-05 02:00:26 PM  
I hate to break it to you all but Skyscraper with Anna Nicole Smith was the worst movie of all time. Imagine Die Hard with Anna Nicole... worst part is she does kung fu. /shudder
 
2003-08-05 02:27:17 PM  
Did anyone see Sunday's episode of "Project Greenlight" when Ben and Jen dropped by the set? She looked so pissed that she had to be there. Another necessary photo op.
 
2003-08-05 02:30:45 PM  
Then he'll get our respect.

Wait, lemme check. Mmmmmm, nope, not even then.

Seriously, how mcuh time does affleck spend in front of the blow dryer to get his hair like that?

Only his wigmaker knows for sure.
 
2003-08-05 02:31:23 PM  
But Ben is a Shakespearean actor! Think about his work in Ben in Shakespeare in Love. "Me thinks there is a part in this movie for me" Argghh. Reminds me of Keanu Reeves trying to do Shakespeare in Much Ado about Nothing. double Argghh.

I just went to the Web page for Much Ado about Nothing and it reminded me that Kate Beckinsale was in that as well as Pearl Harbor. She is sooo hot. I loved the red lipstick, 40's hair and pale skin.

Oh, and I don't think J. Lo's butt is that big. But I do like the nickname B.Flek
 
2003-08-05 02:50:07 PM  
nuclear_asshat:

Well, she remade the flashdance tryout scene.

And let me tell you...she is hotter than shiat in that video. Many cats meet their demise whenever I'm lucky enough to catch that video...
 
2003-08-05 02:50:28 PM  
I hate to break it to you all but Skyscraper with Anna Nicole Smith was the worst movie of all time. Imagine Die Hard with Anna Nicole... worst part is she does kung fu. /shudder

I just read the review for this on imdb, and it's the best laugh i had all day.

Remember how the mediocre Die Hard had a lack of nudity?
 
2003-08-05 02:51:53 PM  
spocko:

...Kate Beckinsale...is sooo hot.

Man, you ain't kidding. She has the most beautiful face I've ever seen.
 
2003-08-05 02:53:01 PM  
every year my birthday gets forgot
by Howard and Robin
and everybody else.

I have enough tar in my lungs
to fill up a crock-pot


/Scott from the block
 
2003-08-05 02:53:19 PM  
Affleck deserves better than Lopez -- I can't believe he ever considered that double overrated ghetto biatch. That's awesome he was at the strip club with Tara Reid.

If Affleck and Reid hooked up, they would be the best looking Hollywood couple ever IMHO. It wouldn't last because Reid causes too much trouble, but it would be awesome.

Matt Damon has tried to tell Affleck from the beginning that Lopez is not good enough for him. Damon is smart when it comes to picking movies and women. Affleck needs to trust him more.
 
2003-08-05 02:54:08 PM  
I still think he was at his best in "Voyage of the Mimi."

I loved that show! Thank you PBS!
 
2003-08-05 02:56:20 PM  
cubicle-slave
I hate to break it to you all but Skyscraper with Anna Nicole Smith was the worst movie of all time. Imagine Die Hard with Anna Nicole... worst part is she does kung fu. /shudder

Kung fu, eh? Any decent jiggling action? Slow mo?
 
2003-08-05 03:01:56 PM  
I can't believe that someone could go from uber-hot to majorly disgusting in my book the way Anna Nicole has. (did that make sense?)

Anyway, I saw some show on Skinemax a few months ago...I think it was from the early 90's and the scene I fapped, er...watched involved Anna Nicole in a tub with another hot biatch who was lathering her up...damn, that was HOT!

/many kittens died.
 
2003-08-05 03:04:19 PM  
A lot of my male friends actually think Anna Nicole is very pretty. As long as she doesn't farking talk, they'd hit it.

I remember "Voyage of the Mimi"! I saw that shiat in sixth grade, just before Ben became all famous for "Good Will Hunting". We all thought he was as queer as a three-dollar bill, but we were young and innocent.

Anyway, Christian Slater's wife is named Ryan? What the hell?
 
2003-08-05 03:06:26 PM  
Well doesn't anyone read the phucking script before principal photography anymore?
 
2003-08-05 03:07:05 PM  
i've of yet to see it, but there's something everyone here needs to remember: There are 2 differnt types of bad movies!

1)just plain bad, and unwatchable

or

2)so bad its funny

example: leprechaun in the hood/in space.

and i honestly think everyone's forgeting a movie so bad, so horrible, only the most evil people could of came up with this:

COOL AS ICE!

ben is great when his buddy matt is around, but when he's solo *cough* reindeer games *cough* he kinda sucks ass. and what movie has jlo actually done that consideres her a crediable actor? my guess is anaconda.
 
2003-08-05 03:30:09 PM  
Affleck is the bomb in Phantoms, Yo!
 
2003-08-05 03:33:18 PM  
btw, affleck got better ass in mallrats
 
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