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(NYPost)   J-Lo responds to Gigli-bashing and Ben-carousing by running $9000 bar tab and telling friends she's single   ( divider line
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2003-08-05 10:22:41 AM  




Please? Both, preferably. If it can't be both than I elect her first. I'm so sick of hearing about these two.
2003-08-05 10:22:51 AM  
i'm down on this threadjackin', fools...

q-tip: ok. so he has a dumb name. really, is it any worse than the aforementioned? there are easily as many examples from the caucazoid uinverse...need we remind anyone that ENGELBERT HUMPERDINK is an assumed name?

bono and the edge have ridiculous names that they should've dropped years ago, but that doesn't dampen the quality of their music. ditto, sting.
2003-08-05 10:23:50 AM  
Anyone else sick of J. Lo?

She was on Oprah. Her proudest accomplishment was how she has "stayed so grounded."

Uh huh. Curiously she didn't mention her string of failed marriages.

The only thing that makes it worse is the constant pandering and hero worship channels like VH1 and MTV encourage.

Everything MTV touches turns to shiat.
2003-08-05 10:25:14 AM  
6:03, 6:02, 6:01, 6:00, 5:59, 5:58, 5:57.........
(Patiently waiting till their 15 minutes are up...)
2003-08-05 10:25:25 AM  
2003-08-05 10:06:42 AM WastedYouth
and RH9 is what?

Jeezus h hat...RED

Poor unedumacated ppls. :P
2003-08-05 10:26:33 AM  

Heheh. I liked Waterworld. And The Postman is one of my favorite movies.

Yeah, I kinda liked Waterworld too in some strange way. But I think it cost about $150 million to make, which is standard for big deal movies these days with a lot of special effects, but at the time it was made, it was a ridiculous sum of money.

And if you liked the Postman, well, your only excuse for that might be that you work for the post office. That, or you drink and awful lot and also liked Hudson Hawk, in which case you're disqualified from posting any further on this thread ;)
2003-08-05 10:28:52 AM  
dear lord someone mentioned "Hudson Hawk" why God why?...
2003-08-05 10:31:12 AM  
J-Lo = The single most over publicized mezzo-talent in recent memory. She's really only fit for Hollywood squares.

On a scale of 1-10 she's at best an 8.5 (looks wise).
2003-08-05 10:33:57 AM  
Well, she remade the flashdance tryout scene.

Is Ishtar next?
2003-08-05 10:39:30 AM  
J. Lo is not even hot. My guess is she is a lousy lay. Too rich and lazy to give it any effort.

Give her 6 months and she will be popping meds with Mariah, and Big Macs with Christina Aguilera.
2003-08-05 10:39:48 AM  
I like Hudson Hawk
2003-08-05 10:40:29 AM  
I still haven't seen the Flashdance remake. I've got my mute button all hot-n-ready for it, tho, anytime it comes on...

I guess I'd have to watch MTV to see it, but meh...
2003-08-05 10:40:41 AM  
I'm just glad J-Lo is still giving radio interviews! Nothing...and I mean NOTHING...compares to the comedy gold that is J-Lo talking. There's really no way to describe the mix of unintellegent accents and sentence fragments, which leads me to believe deaf people are missing out on some of the best humor in the world.
2003-08-05 10:42:59 AM  
I think this proves more than anything that money is overrated.
2003-08-05 10:48:18 AM  
...Affleck went to Brandi's Exotic Nightclub in Vancouver the night of July 17 with Tara Reid...

[image from too old to be available]
2003-08-05 10:57:30 AM  
... just like Luke Brock

who the hell is Luke Brock??

Now Lou Brock...he was the stolen base king before Ricky..

/sportgeek rant
2003-08-05 10:58:04 AM  
Gigli in 3d. No PLEASE NO, the sight of J-HO's massive ass riseing out of the screen and filling the auditorium would send make audiences put a gun to their heads.
2003-08-05 11:03:44 AM  
This marriage will never take place. As soon as I heard Gigli is getting slammed in the reviews and most are calling it the worst ever I knew that the 2 will break up. The 2 of them together will lead to more ticket sales to movies they are in together. If the movies suck it hurts their reputations and there is no point in them being together. I give it a few weeks before they announce the breakup.
2003-08-05 11:04:12 AM  
I can't wait to see this film. Are people really brave enough to be calling this the Worst... movie... ever?? Even if we just look at the last few years. Was anyone unfortunate enough to see Biker Boyz (with Laurence Fishburne)? Glitter? That stupid farking britney spears movie? JP3? Clint Eastwood's Blood Work?

I mean, is it really THAT bad?
2003-08-05 11:04:36 AM  
That's alot of booze.
2003-08-05 11:09:39 AM  
'any movie featuring [j.lo] and [b.flek] will suck balls, because they both, in fact, suck balls.'
2003-08-05 11:09:59 AM  
Fear dot com was REALLY dumb, but I've seen worse. Blood Work wasn't that bad either. There are a lot of really bad movies, but they are all on the same level of badness. Only a few drop to the truely horrible level.

Battlefield Earth
Wing Commander
Street Fighter
Glitter is probably up there but I haven't seen it

Oh and yeah, Hudson Hawk is one of the really bad ones...
2003-08-05 11:10:16 AM  
Man, I had the answer all along and no one ever listened. This movie would have been so much better if they replaced J-Lo with a bananna. That's right...a bananna.

"It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble."


Look, here's the sex-scene refilmed.
2003-08-05 11:10:17 AM  
Congrats on the switch Limey!
2003-08-05 11:11:31 AM  
Street Fighter... hahahaha... i forgot about that one...
Battlefield Earth would probably take the cake for Worst Film Ever if i had to choose... Man that was painful..
2003-08-05 11:12:39 AM  
How can you hate Hudson Hawk? It's a Willis smirkfest.

What do I know though, I LIKE Ishatar.

As much as I hate J-Lo, I kind of liked her in Uturn with Spicoli
2003-08-05 11:15:08 AM  
Good thinking. The funny thing is, she actually went to see T3 with me a few weeks ago!!! That's pretty cool in my book. So now maybe I owe her this one......

It's unusual for her to go watch a cool movie with you, and you owe her a crappy one? What kind of boring prudes do you guys date?? I bet she won't even let you sneak vodka into the theater to mix with your large sprite!! shiat, you guys put up with too much...
2003-08-05 11:16:45 AM  
The only J-Lo film i've enjoyed is Out of Sight.
2003-08-05 11:17:01 AM  
what I didn't like about hudson hawk was the goofy sound effects they put in it.
2003-08-05 11:19:43 AM  
"what I didn't like about hudson hawk was the goofy sound effects they put in it."

Yes, but the bad guys were named after candy bars. Now that's inovative.
2003-08-05 11:20:33 AM  
The Cell was alright. The horse scene still messes with my mind though. That was just creepy.
2003-08-05 11:22:51 AM  
Hudson Hawk is great just cause it's goofier than hell.
2003-08-05 11:26:37 AM  
How can you put Hudson Hawk in the same category as Wing Commander? Wing Commander's level of suckitude and god-awfulness makes Battlefield Earth watchable.
2003-08-05 11:28:31 AM  
A 16 inch crap is more entertaining than watching j-loser.

dogfather_jr....pure genius
2003-08-05 11:29:46 AM  
I tell you, Affleck's toupee acted better than both those guys combined.

Plus, I don't think people wanted to see the movie because of that gay know, Ben Affleck.
2003-08-05 11:31:56 AM  
Run Ben! Run!
2003-08-05 11:32:52 AM  
Battlefield Earth was Oscar Worthy when compaired to Wing Commander.

The Cell... that movie is farked up. *shudder* But admittedly I thought she looked awesome in that suit of armor.
2003-08-05 11:35:28 AM  
2003-08-05 11:37:35 AM  
I am simply SHOCKED that this relationship might not last. Shocked!
2003-08-05 11:38:48 AM  
I forgot about The Cell. Except for her looking hot that movie was crap.

Maybe I need to give Hudson Hawk a 2nd look. Its been probably 15 years since I saw it initially and just remembered it being awful. Adding it to my netflix queue...
2003-08-05 11:40:12 AM  
Bena Fleck isn't he in that band and plays that instrument?
2003-08-05 11:40:25 AM  
Worst of the worst - Howard the Duck.
2003-08-05 11:42:16 AM  
Netflix's recommendations:

People who liked these movies also enjoyed Hudson Hawk ...

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
Celtic Pride
V.I. Warshawski

You might also like...
Super Mario Bros.
Life with Mikey
2003-08-05 11:49:01 AM  
What about "Ernest Scared Stupid"?
2003-08-05 11:51:35 AM  
I actually like Waterworld. But then again I'm a nerd who likes post-civilization settings in his movies, from time to time.
2003-08-05 11:52:33 AM  
Haven't seen the movie, don't plan to see the movie. Nevertheless I can say with absolute certainty that "Gigli" is a black-hole of suck.
/end disclaimer

This movie was doomed from the start.

1. No one can pronounce the title. "Gigli" is pronounced "ZHEE-lee", but most people come up with something that sounds like "giggly". Not a good sign when the movie's title is incomprehensible.
2. The general antipathy towards Hollywood "ego projects" virtually guaranteed that this movie would get hammered like a hot horseshoe by the critics, regardless of the actual merits of said movie.
3. Jennifer Lopez can act when she has good material (see Out Of Sight if you doubt it). It's doubtful that any actress could have made this movie work. The fact that Lopez has turned into a whiny diva just makes it hard to feel sorry for her.
4. "Gigli" is NOT the worst movie of this still-young decade. That honor has to go to the wretched Swept Away remake by Madonna and Guy Ritchie. They should be jailed for that assault on the public taste.
2003-08-05 11:54:01 AM  
It's like watching a train wreck!
2003-08-05 11:56:55 AM  
Wing Commander's level of suckitude and god-awfulness makes Battlefield Earth watchable.

I actually fell asleep during that movie. Only flick during which that's ever happened. :D

What about "Ernest Scared Stupid"?

Is that the one where they have to pour milk on the trolls to save the world?
2003-08-05 11:57:34 AM  
I hope they don't break up just yet. Lopez and Affleck being together is very convenient for me; I hate Affleck and I hate Lopez. While they're together, you can refer to them as a single entity, like Benlo or Jenfleck. Very time-saving.

"God damn, Jenfleck pisses me off."

Works for me.
2003-08-05 11:59:09 AM  
Huson Hawk had some great dialog, you just have to listen carefully cause it goes by so fast.

"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career."
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