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(TC Palm)   Pro tip for the ladies: Stripping to your bra and panties in an attempt to conceal your "scent" from a police dog doesn't work. With bonus I'd hit it mug shot   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 89
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2011-04-05 10:36:29 AM
Can anyone explain why her "good" mugshot is only 1/4 of her face? I can't make my judgment when I can only see a little bit of her face. Its either all or nothing at all.
 
2011-04-05 10:37:09 AM
For guys into forehead wrinkles

i141.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-05 10:37:23 AM
guess she never saw Cool Hand Luke.
 
2011-04-05 10:37:53 AM
Well isn't this just a caravan of soft-ons today
 
2011-04-05 10:38:11 AM
25? That thing is 25? I have a new appreciation for my 34 yo wife
 
2011-04-05 10:39:11 AM

Whatthefark: DirkTheDaring: Panties aren't my favorite thing in the world, but they're right next to it.

Panties don't make the woman. It's what's underneath that counts.


*beer clink*
 
2011-04-05 10:42:53 AM
when running from police dogs, you gotta either get to a creek and run/swim down it aways, or have plenty of cayenne/black pepper to drop all over the place.
 
2011-04-05 10:43:22 AM

Bucky Katt: cig-mkr: Awcomeon, I'll bet there are a lot of you basement dweller Farkers that would post bail on a Friday night, just to party the weekend away with her.

What makes you think they actually have the money to post bail? Basement dwellers are known for their lack of employment.


But where do they get money for Cheetos, Big Macs and Cheerwine?
 
2011-04-05 10:46:17 AM

SideOfBacon: Kid Lester: "Was she a great big fat person?"

yeah, she was a big girl, sir.


Would you fark me?

I'd fark me.
 
2011-04-05 10:47:12 AM
25 really? Dang she looks like she is in her 40s.
 
2011-04-05 10:48:00 AM
I'd hit it with RAID
 
2011-04-05 10:49:02 AM
Hit it with a molotov cocktail.
www.moviesonline.ca

Oh thanks god!
 
2011-04-05 10:51:26 AM

Great_Milenko: I_Am_Weasel: Perhaps this is a better picture...

Link (new window)

florida.arrests.org

Yeah, that's a big improvement.


web.tcpalm.com

Nice!
 
2011-04-05 10:54:15 AM
Looks like she has been on a bit of a meth bender.
 
2011-04-05 10:55:54 AM

Great_Milenko: I_Am_Weasel: Perhaps this is a better picture...

Link (new window)



Yeah, that's a big improvement.


Here... I found the whole picture. Cute!

i.ytimg.com
 
2011-04-05 10:56:14 AM
Subby needs to get laid more.
 
2011-04-05 11:00:28 AM
Haven't seen the bra and panty pic, so I'll reserve total judgement. So far she's a solid 3. Subby, if you think she's hot, you might wanna go check the methadone clinic.
 
2011-04-05 11:00:55 AM
That trick works only if you are a titanium skin robot.
 
2011-04-05 11:03:51 AM
Yeah, I'd hit it. Then I'd put the car in reverse & hit it again, just to make sure it stays down.
 
2011-04-05 11:05:14 AM
Let's be honest. If it has a warm, moist hole any Farker will hit it.
 
2011-04-05 11:06:29 AM
dark side of the moon:Let's be honest. If it has a warm, moist hole any Farker will hit it.

FTFM
 
2011-04-05 11:08:45 AM

TheBlackrose: You're right subby, I'd hit it.

With a cricket bat.


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2011-04-05 11:09:57 AM
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Cue Yakkety Sax!
 
2011-04-05 11:10:52 AM
Dogs are amazing. they can track scent on variable surfaces ( grass concrete asphalt carpet dirt water ) that are days old. Think tracking a single person 2 days ago across a large busy college campus. That's what you have to be able to do to pass a VST tracking test. Also water makes the scent stronger. It doesn't mask it. The easiest way to throw a dog off it to do it on a hot dry day, don't sweat and do the same thing prey does, backtrack and go in circles multiple times. Running while in fear makes scent even stronger.
 
2011-04-05 11:41:03 AM

aseras: Dogs are amazing. they can track scent on variable surfaces ( grass concrete asphalt carpet dirt water ) that are days old. Think tracking a single person 2 days ago across a large busy college campus. That's what you have to be able to do to pass a VST tracking test. Also water makes the scent stronger. It doesn't mask it. The easiest way to throw a dog off it to do it on a hot dry day, don't sweat and do the same thing prey does, backtrack and go in circles multiple times. Running while in fear makes scent even stronger.


I heard that its REALLY strong when its that time of month for the ladies. So I guess the moral of that story is if it is that time of month, don't run in fear.
 
2011-04-05 12:02:16 PM
Hey Stevie the Wonder Submitter, it's obvious your hottie sense didn't develop... now whack that biatch with your cane.
 
2011-04-05 12:03:42 PM
Why is it the only people who strip down in real life are the
people who should not do this?

Kinda like how most of the people who go to nude beaches shouldn't
ever take off their clothes?
 
2011-04-05 12:18:31 PM
You're a desperate man, Submitter.
 
2011-04-05 01:27:59 PM

Chabash: Hit it with what? A rock?


A 2x4?

A truck?
 
2011-04-05 01:33:45 PM
Maybe she was trying to gross the dogs out?
 
2011-04-05 02:00:45 PM
Oh please. It's not like she's fugly or anything. Besides, big girls need lovin' too.

[internet_tough_guy.jpg]
 
2011-04-05 02:57:09 PM

Lithium420: 25? That thing is 25? I have a new appreciation for my 34 yo wife


Me, too. And you can tell her I said so.
 
2011-04-05 03:46:32 PM

dark side of the moon: Let's be honest. If it has a warm, moist hole any Farker will hit it.


t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-04-05 07:58:41 PM
Either subby sees the beauty in everyone, or he has VERY low standards
 
2011-04-05 09:10:56 PM

Profedius: 25 really? Dang she looks like she is in her 4050s.


FTFY.

/Wife is in her 40's and looks much better than that, even in the mornings.
 
B A [TotalFark]
2011-04-05 09:12:43 PM
With bonus I'd hit it mug shot????
Subby; I usually pass out before I get that indiscriminate.
 
2011-04-05 10:04:56 PM
I wanted to make a crack about hitting it when I registered 6 hours ago, but now I guess I'd just be beating a dead horse.

*Wah-Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
 
2011-04-05 10:39:35 PM
Listen ladies, striping to your panties and bra is not going to fool the police dog. Its not your clothes that he is smelling. Its your snooch. Taking the clothes off probably makes it easier for the dog. Not that it matters much. Clothes on or off the dog will have no problem finding you. The women may not want to hear this but all pussies stink. Just like all balls itch. These are just the facts of life.
 
2011-04-06 12:24:26 PM
Subby is a virgin
 
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