Whatthefark: DirkTheDaring: Panties aren't my favorite thing in the world, but they're right next to it.Panties don't make the woman. It's what's underneath that counts.
Bucky Katt: cig-mkr: Awcomeon, I'll bet there are a lot of you basement dweller Farkers that would post bail on a Friday night, just to party the weekend away with her.What makes you think they actually have the money to post bail? Basement dwellers are known for their lack of employment.
SideOfBacon: Kid Lester: "Was she a great big fat person?"yeah, she was a big girl, sir.
Great_Milenko: I_Am_Weasel: Perhaps this is a better picture...Link (new window)Yeah, that's a big improvement.
TheBlackrose: You're right subby, I'd hit it.With a cricket bat.
aseras: Dogs are amazing. they can track scent on variable surfaces ( grass concrete asphalt carpet dirt water ) that are days old. Think tracking a single person 2 days ago across a large busy college campus. That's what you have to be able to do to pass a VST tracking test. Also water makes the scent stronger. It doesn't mask it. The easiest way to throw a dog off it to do it on a hot dry day, don't sweat and do the same thing prey does, backtrack and go in circles multiple times. Running while in fear makes scent even stronger.
Chabash: Hit it with what? A rock?
Lithium420: 25? That thing is 25? I have a new appreciation for my 34 yo wife
dark side of the moon: Let's be honest. If it has a warm, moist hole any Farker will hit it.
Profedius: 25 really? Dang she looks like she is in her 4050s.
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