Now THAT would have been a great Fark headline.

Gecko Gingrich: fark you, Rand.

Well, we have to add one male "mistress" to the tally now.

Ok, that was funny.

Repeat.

2wolves: Vodka Zombie: Repeat.

Echo
Echo
Echo...

I feel like a total narc when I do that. Like, you know, the cool kids are going to give me a wedgie and cram me in the clothes dryer.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's funny because it's true.

ongbok: Oh this is great. Just let them tear each other apart.


wait till they all gang up on poor sister sarah in the primaries.

Aqua Buddha has the nyuk nyuks.

Senator Rand Paul: He may have more green lights of this submission than funny jokes. By one.

Rand Paul: "Fox News can't decide, what do they love more, bombing the Middle East or bashing the president? It's like I was over there and there was an anchor going, they were pleading, can't we do both?"

What's up with RAND PAUL! lately? Is he trying to look a little more moderated now that the crazies have gone too derp and he realizes he may not be able to catch up?

/'cause someone got told

Goddamn lockstep GOP.

Great_Milenko: ongbok: Oh this is great. Just let them tear each other apart.


wait till they all gang up on poor sister sarah in the primaries.

These are going to be the best GOP primaries ever. I just can't wait to see the league of fail tear each other apart.

Rand Paul manages to sound exactly like his father through repeating what Ron says.

Rand is like an Ixian version of Ron Paul 2.0

Jairzinho: Rand Paul: "Fox News can't decide, what do they love more, bombing the Middle East or bashing the president? It's like I was over there and there was an anchor going, they were pleading, can't we do both?"

What's up with RAND PAUL! lately? Is he trying to look a little more moderated now that the crazies have gone too derp and he realizes he may not be able to catch up?

I figured RAND PAUL would be a typical sellout, but the guy seems to have some principles. I still think he's a naive idealogue, though.

Rapmaster2000: I still think he's a naive ideologue, though.

Agreed. His conception of the way our economy should function is anathema to actual economic viability. He also seems more than willing to strip protections from any and everyone in the name of "freedom". He genuinely believes that we are a congregation of sovereign bodies, as though any of us could fend off the predations of the powerful and the numerous without government intervention.

It was funnier without the video. Funny lines, not so funny comedic delivery.

Flappyhead: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's funny because it's true.

And because Newt is fat.

Bocanegra: Goddamn lockstep GOP.

You are such a blatant partisan cheerleader, are you employed by the GOP or something?

That's pretty damn funny. But then again, RP is a clown.

/Hot like a riced-out Civic set on fire

Ah, the Washington Correspondents Dinner... They're always good for a zing or two.

Nuff Said McFarky: /Hot like a riced-out Civic set on fire

Well, that'll learn me not to post without previewing first...

Bocanegra: Goddamn lockstep GOP.


You mean Little Eichmanns.

robsul82: You just got owned by Rand Paul.

Wow.

You know, I'm starting to like the guy. He's kind of a dipshiat, but congress needs more snark.

Thread jack:

Anyone else notice there is a big Fark party in Vegas right now and several of the really bad right wing trolls have also disappeared?

The politics tab nearly emptied of them.

downpaymentblues: Thread jack:

Anyone else notice there is a big Fark party in Vegas right now and several of the really bad right wing trolls have also disappeared?

The politics tab nearly emptied of them.

Are you insinuating there might be a connection between Fark moderators and right-wing Fark trolls? Unpossible!

Libs love a good conspiracy

Shvetz: downpaymentblues: Thread jack:

Anyone else notice there is a big Fark party in Vegas right now and several of the really bad right wing trolls have also disappeared?

The politics tab nearly emptied of them.

Are you insinuating there might be a connection between Fark moderators and right-wing Fark trolls? Unpossible!

Sick. Burn.

Rand's off in la-la-land politically (well, to me anyway), but that's worth one Internets.

whidbey: What...is this some kind of attempt to put a human face on the Nazi that wants to repeal the Civil Rights Act?

Subby? Do you have some kind of comment to put us libs in our place?

Yeah, I doubt you do.

He's a broken clock. He's sometimes right, but merely by accident.

WaffleStomper: Libs love a good conspiracy





Birth certificate.

whidbey: What...is this some kind of attempt to put a human face on the Nazi that wants to repeal the Civil Rights Act?

Subby? Do you have some kind of comment to put us libs in our place?

Yeah, I doubt you do.

I was not aware Rand Paul was a Nazi. Do you have a link to back up that claim?

downpaymentblues: whidbey: What...is this some kind of attempt to put a human face on the Nazi that wants to repeal the Civil Rights Act?

Subby? Do you have some kind of comment to put us libs in our place?

Yeah, I doubt you do.

I was not aware Rand Paul was a Nazi. Do you have a link to back up that claim?

Proof.

Rand Paul is actually right about something. Crazy talk.

Anyone notice that there are several 300+ comment threads? What is with that? I can't read that many comments about something.

I need friends. So bored and drunk.