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(Daily Mail)   Teenage shark attack victim Bethany Hamilton appears at Hollywood premiere for movie inspired by her life. Says she used to be traumatized by event but is all right now. (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2011-03-31 09:02:40 AM  
Want!

/makes that hollywood chick look tinnnnny
//legs
///wow those legs
////awkward young girl to knockout
 
2011-03-31 09:03:09 AM  
I'd bit it.
 
2011-03-31 09:05:45 AM  
Hillary Duff showed up to show off her hair? Let's write about it!

At sea: AnnaSophia Robb in character as Bethany in a scene from the movie. Her arm has been removed by CGI wizardry

Can you please stop using "wizardry"? They used a computer. There is nothing wizardry about it. I often use the same concept to remove kids from my lawn.
 
2011-03-31 09:07:02 AM  
That is one aged-looking 21 year old. If you told me that her and Helen Hunt were sisters, I'd believe you.
 
2011-03-31 09:09:15 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: "wizardry"?


did someone say wizzardry? (new window)

/lil' jimmy
 
2011-03-31 09:14:36 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: That is one aged-looking 21 year old. If you told me that her and Helen Hunt were sisters, I'd believe you.


I can't imagine what would age a person a bit other than SHE GOT PARTLY EATEN BY A SHARK.

She looks great, anyway.
 
2011-03-31 09:14:48 AM  
*cough*<BEHEMOTH!>
 
2011-03-31 09:17:42 AM  
Headline was obvious, but made me chuckle anyway.
 
2011-03-31 09:17:52 AM  
Is it just me or do the previews make this movie look like it was made for Lifetime?
 
2011-03-31 09:20:02 AM  
I saw the preview last night for the first time on TV. I thought it was an ad for an upcoming Lifetime movie, then I saw it was going to be a theatrical release. People are going to pay money to see this?
 
2011-03-31 09:22:03 AM  

Dibikad: Is it just me or do the previews make this movie look like it was made for Lifetime?


Damn. I posted, refreshed, and see I was not the only one who thought that.
 
2011-03-31 09:23:43 AM  
Do they know for sure it was a teenage shark?
 
2011-03-31 09:24:48 AM  
I see that AnnaSophia Robb is not a method actor.

/nospaceinnameiscorrect
 
2011-03-31 09:26:08 AM  
Christ, is she a giant? She absolutely dwarfs AnnaSophia Robb. Or is it just computer wizardry?
 
2011-03-31 09:26:56 AM  
Oh, subby, so close...
 
2011-03-31 09:28:57 AM  
That's a huuuge biatch
 
2011-03-31 09:29:42 AM  
We should give this young lady a hand for her perseverance.
 
2011-03-31 09:35:25 AM  
Didn't they already make this movie?? Or maybe it was a big news story some years ago because she sounds familiar.
 
2011-03-31 09:36:08 AM  
img717.imageshack.us

Look, I'm a CGI wizard!
 
2011-03-31 09:40:04 AM  
Bethany Hamilton is a goddamned hero, inspirational. Loses her arm to a shark and then keeps on competing in surfing. And she's a beautiful woman too. A lot of one armed kittens will be killed on her behalf.
 
2011-03-31 09:49:13 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: That is one aged-looking 21 year old. If you told me that her and Helen Hunt were sisters, I'd believe you.


Sitting on a surf board in the blazing sun will do that to you.

/still hot and how tall is she?
 
2011-03-31 10:04:44 AM  

LOO-TENANT DAAAAAAN!

 
2011-03-31 10:06:40 AM  
"Hamilton also won $25,000 on the August 7, 2009 edition of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?. She was stumped on a 3rd Grade grammar question involving articles." - Wiki

Still young and dumb enough for me!

/articles are what are posted on Fark right?
 
2011-03-31 10:08:23 AM  
Good god she is amazing! Why I'd give my left arm to be with her.
 
2011-03-31 10:08:40 AM  
When did Joanie Laurer/Chyna lose her arm?
 
2011-03-31 10:08:41 AM  

AiryAnne: *cough*<BEHEMOTH!>


thats a huge b*tch
 
2011-03-31 10:11:57 AM  
If the shark had waited a couple of years, he could have had one HELL of a meal....
 
2011-03-31 10:12:10 AM  
That woman is HOT! And the good news is I dont see a wedding ring... I might have a chance!
 
2011-03-31 10:13:23 AM  

Sapper_Topo: That woman is HOT! And the good news is I dont see a wedding ring... I might have a chance!


Sees what you did there.

/probably gives one helluva old fashioned
 
2011-03-31 10:14:24 AM  

Sapper_Topo: That woman is HOT! And the good news is I dont see a wedding ring... I might have a chance!


In fact, I don't even see her left hand!
 
2011-03-31 10:15:00 AM  

ElPollotonto: "Hamilton also won $25,000 on the August 7, 2009 edition of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?. She was stumped on a 3rd Grade grammar question involving articles." - Wiki

Still young and dumb enough for me!

/articles are what are posted on Fark right?



lulz
 
2011-03-31 10:15:25 AM  
i56.tinypic.com
 
2011-03-31 10:18:59 AM  

I think I felt teeth: Look, I'm a CGI wizard!


Even funnier, considering your Fark handle.
 
2011-03-31 10:23:38 AM  
I want a stump-job from her

/fap
 
2011-03-31 10:27:06 AM  

Marla Singer's Laundry: GavinTheAlmighty: That is one aged-looking 21 year old. If you told me that her and Helen Hunt were sisters, I'd believe you.

I can't imagine what would age a person a bit other than SHE GOT PARTLY EATEN BY A SHARK.

She looks great, anyway.


I agree. What a disarming smile.
 
2011-03-31 10:27:59 AM  
It took me about 45 minutes to get your headline subby... Well done
 
2011-03-31 10:30:54 AM  

ElPollotonto: "Hamilton also won $25,000 on the August 7, 2009 edition of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?. She was stumped on a 3rd Grade grammar question involving articles." - Wiki

Still young and dumb enough for me!


That was actually somehow the only episode I've ever seen of that show.

She had no idea what "lunar" meant. Dumb as a rock.
 
2011-03-31 10:38:29 AM  
So is that exposed armpit?
 
2011-03-31 10:43:26 AM  
I didn't know a one-armed Sasquatch could surf like that.
 
2011-03-31 10:48:59 AM  

degreeless: I didn't know a one-armed Sasquatch could surf like that.


farm4.static.flickr.com

Before the attack???
 
2011-03-31 10:50:53 AM  
Brick house, yeah she is built sturdy!

/I'd climb it
 
2011-03-31 11:09:02 AM  
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
 
2011-03-31 11:19:25 AM  
I heard Ebert gave the movie 1 thumb up.
 
2011-03-31 11:22:01 AM  
Why did the words "snoo snoo" suddenly pop in my head?

What does that even mean?
 
2011-03-31 11:24:36 AM  

ChrisDe: I see that AnnaSophia Robb is not a method actor.


They should have gone with Amanda Bynes.

i117.photobucket.com

Fun fact: the reason her left arm was digitally removed was because she was flashing the peace sign. I guess the studios were afraid of offending the warmongering demographic.
 
2011-03-31 11:25:03 AM  
First thing I thought of when I saw the "Get the Look" thingy....

www.freeladders.com
 
2011-03-31 11:26:44 AM  

xtalman: /still hot and how tall is she?


I haven't been able to to find her current height, but I did find that she was 5'7" when she was attacked by the shark, and 5'10 when she was 16.

The actress playing her is 5'2" and they're both in heels in that photo; I would guess somewhere between 6'3" and 6'6"
 
2011-03-31 11:32:05 AM  

I think I felt teeth: Sapper_Topo: That woman is HOT! And the good news is I dont see a wedding ring... I might have a chance!

In fact, I don't even see her left hand!


Oh, now i get it, 'cause the shark ate her arm, her hand is attached to her arm and you wear your wedding ring on your left hand, which is attached to her left arm, that is in a shark. So even if she was married you would not know but because she has no arm. You can't know that but the statement is true, 'cause of the shark thing. Don't know how I missed that earlier.
 
2011-03-31 11:37:15 AM  
From what I can find out she's 5'10" so she's probably 6 feet tall in that picture.

She's tall but not some sort of freak, if anything AnnaSophia Robb is really small, IMDB says 5'2".
 
2011-03-31 11:54:30 AM  

dletter: First thing I thought of when I saw the "Get the Look" thingy....


I just blew snot out of my nose.

Nice job!
 
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