Good song, stupid tat

bad song, worse tat

this is old news... i think i saw 3 of these guys in sturgis this year

Better than having the lyrics to "Relax" tattoed on your back. That would go over well in prison.

REPEAT

I dont think this is a repeat Porkgod? Anyone else think it is?

Especially since its in the headlines on the Boston Channel right now?

It may not be a repeat, but it is old news...I submitted it a 2-3 weeks ago from a different source...

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Yup, repeat. Comments devolved into a discussion of how we used to yell "Freebird" at bands.

George Carlin: "Nobody ever tell this guy all the crap we tatooed on his back. He thinks it's a pirate ship!"

Can anyone say "redneck?"
*vomits profusely*

Ya gotta wonder if the jackass at least had them tattooed on backwards so he could read them in the mirror...

He should have had the 8-track version or the cassette version done... they'd have had to change sides to get it all on..

x---X--The Filthy Sanchez--X---x

We here at ~hooked on phonics~, were all shocked when Little Joey brought tattoo man to show n tell..

I'd be impressed if he had "The Song that Doesn't End" on him.

Freebird is a pretty long song, but most of it is guitar solo and what not, I wonder if he has all that back there too... Doo doo doo dee doo doo whaa

What,no mullet?

He probably has the chord sequences on his ass cheeks.

Hey, remember when we used to yell "Freebird" at bands...

"I thought, 'We can one-up this,'"

...or one-down it, depending on your perspective...

Wooooo! FREEBIRD! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's even a recent repeat too, are they usually this close together?

What a dick.

Now who's gonna be the first one to post the lyrics here? Come on, I'm waitin' for ya!

anyone else notice he was retired at 45?

For Y. Dload

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
There's too many places I've got to see

If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

Bye-bye babe, it's been sweet, love
'Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame

But if I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change
Lord help me I can't change

Oh No, I can't change

Lights his lighter, holds it high, and slams a shot of JD.

Skyyyynyyyrd.

Could have been worse. He could have a tattoo of a Backdoor Boys song.

By the way if anyboby cares the original link to this story was on Sunday Oct.14th. It links to the radio station that sponsored the contest. WQMF in Louisville. Only 20 coments in that thread though.

wasn't this just on here a few days ago???

REPEAT....the last one was the guy with "Stairway to Heaven tatooed on his back, but the site had a link to the guy with "Freebird" emblazoned on his dorsal side.

10-20-01 10:39:09 AM Forsythe P. Jones
What,no mullet?



And where was his Mid-80s Camaro?

This is nothing. I know a guy with 'Hey Jude' tattooed on his dick, including all 17 verses of the 'na na na nananana' at the end.



Ever notice how these DJs always have a 'face for radio'?

Roughy: Ya gotta wonder if the jackass at least had them tattooed on backwards so he could read them in the mirror

Um, no. To view the tattoo, he'd need TWO mirrors, and thus the writing gets flipped back right way around. Simpleton.

I have the words to "I love rock and roll" tattoo'd on my back. No one has ever done a news story on me.

"I gotta say, Mariah Carey really sparkles in this movie!! It´s incridble directed and it has a very good cast. One of the best things on the movie is the soundtrack; Mariah is a great artist and with all the colaborators on the album, it deserves a 10!! And how about the end? It made me cry!! I just looove this movie as I never thought I loved a movie!! This is clearly "glittering"!!!!!."

Hey look! I found a positive review of Glitter!

Anyone ever see Phish do the acappella "Freebird" to close a set ? I'm not a total phish-head , but it was awsome indeed !

Could have been worse. Could have woke up with a tatoo of a nipple ring...

Tucci: Um, no. To view the tattoo, he'd need TWO mirrors, and thus the writing gets flipped back right way around. Simpleton.

yeah, well, where the hell does he stand so he can read it? I'd like to see a diagram. Please include his the IQ necessary for a man of his stature to be able to comprehend the concept.

I have that acappella freebird on Mp3 somewhere, its alright, the sound level seems really low tho....

I hate that song.

How can you hate Freebird? Thats like hating pie....

This definitely deserves the hero tag. [/sarcasm]

Roughy,
Stand with your back to a mirror. Hold a small mirror in your hand at eye level until you can see your back.
Ever been to the barber shop?
Idiot.

i have the song "Beat It" by Michael Jackson tattoo'd on my scrotum.

Tucci: Stand with your back to a mirror. Hold a small mirror in your hand at eye level until you can see your back.
Ever been to the barber shop?
Idiot.

Yeah, I have, jagweed.

I'm asking whether or not the idiot with the tatoo can comprehend this. Sorry, I didn't realize that making fun of someone who would get the tattoo--by insulting his IQ and his ability to be able to read it--would fall so harshly upon you.

Is this a relative perhaps?

Roughy,
It was you who seemed unclear on the concept. Numbnuts.

The point being, dipwick, that he WILL see it the right way by viewing it with 2 mirrors.

But that's not apparent to someone like you, with subnormal intelligence and nonexistent spatial recognition.

Putz.

Roughy,
Relative of yours?

Wouldn't it have been easier and less painful to just get "loser" tattooed on his forehead?