have any of these farks read the constitution?

farking government; how does it work?

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So does this go before or after "Defund Obama's teleprompter" in stupidity?

I'd love to see some Constitution-loving Republicans explain this one.

TFA:
Boehner said, according to a source in the room. "We get our marching orders from the American people,

Boehner is a pathological liar, but this one is easily his biggest, most obvious lie to date.

patrick767: Boehner said, according to a source in the room. "We get our marching orders from the American people,

Corporations are people, too!

Is it me or was that article trying to paint that bill in the best possible light?

Oh please oh please massa Boehner don't pass this law!

/Snicker
//Popcorn
///Slashies

I love watching how long it takes the Derp Brigade to get into a thread like this. You can tell how hard it is for them to find their spin/marching orders by how long it takes them to show up.

FTFA: "'We get our marching orders from the American people, and the American people want us to fight to cut spending so we can remove the uncertainty facing job creators.'"

Oh Boehner, how long does it take you to scrub the last remnants of your corporate masters' baby-batter off of your glowing orange skin every night, you day-glo little Sub you?

adamgreeney: I love watching how long it takes the Derp Brigade to get into a thread like this. You can tell how hard it is for them to find their spin/marching orders by how long it takes them to show up.

Hey, you've got to give them time for a break once in a while. They spend all morning filling the queue with "Obama is just as bad as Bush/Hitler/Mao/Stalin/Cobra Commander/Sauron" headlines after getting their daily talking points sent to them first thing. Then they have a two hour nap-time, then they get sent their responses as soon as they have finished all of their crackers and juice.

Eddie_Dean_NY: adamgreeney: I love watching how long it takes the Derp Brigade to get into a thread like this. You can tell how hard it is for them to find their spin/marching orders by how long it takes them to show up.

Hey, you've got to give them time for a break once in a while. They spend all morning filling the queue with "Obama is just as bad as Bush/Hitler/Mao/Stalin/Cobra Commander/Sauron" headlines after getting their daily talking points sent to them first thing. Then they have a two hour nap-time, then they get sent their responses as soon as they have finished all of their crackers and juice oxys and scotch.

Oh, good god.

This is just pathetic.

actualhuman: Eddie_Dean_NY: adamgreeney: I love watching how long it takes the Derp Brigade to get into a thread like this. You can tell how hard it is for them to find their spin/marching orders by how long it takes them to show up.

Hey, you've got to give them time for a break once in a while. They spend all morning filling the queue with "Obama is just as bad as Bush/Hitler/Mao/Stalin/Cobra Commander/Sauron" headlines after getting their daily talking points sent to them first thing. Then they have a two hour nap-time, then they get sent their responses as soon as they have finished all of their crackers and juice oxys and scotch.

Nah, those are reserved for their REMF masters. We're talking about the front-line shills down here. The ones who take all the abuse we heap on them day after day, thread after thread. You know, the Core group.

Eddie_Dean_NY: Nah, those are reserved for their REMF masters. We're talking about the front-line shills down here. The ones who take all the abuse we heap on them day after day, thread after thread. You know, the Core group.

Yeah you're right... just the Oxys.

/I've known some poor motherfukers with an Oxy habbit - I have no idea how they sustain it... possibly trolling Fark.

No whining that subby spelled it "consitution" in the headline?

Wow, fark spelling nazis disappoint.

Remember folks. When the GOP took the House, they took the power of the purse. They can dictate a balanced budget this year if they want, just by refusing to pass anything else.

So what did they cite as the constitutional justification for this law, or did they stop bothering to do that?

The Constitution does not work that way!!!!

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Thrag: So what did they cite as the constitutional justification for this law, or did they stop bothering to do that?

Because socialism and teleprompters.

Hobodeluxe: have any of these farks read the constitution?

This and wasn't this how regulation for deep water oil was setup? well we submit it and if you don't say anything it passes, meanwhile we republicans are going to defund the regulators so they don't have time to say anything...

the well if you don't deny it you dealt it clause...

Was the onus remarkable?

Oh holy jumping Jehoshaphat. Are you Congressional farkers really serious?

Keep this up, you douchecanoes. You'll have every Republican other than the 23%ers voting for the Black guy in 2012.

I'm already close to it.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Barbigazi: That is not how it works.

It's so wrong there's not even a word for how wrong they are.

Farting in an elevator; Wrong on many levels.

Goddamit, this crap is NOT that complicated and they still can't avoid screwing it up.

gameshowhost: propasaurus: Linoleum_Blownapart: Didn't the Republicans promise to review the Constitutionality of every law they voted on? That was this election, right?

Not just review, but actually cite the Constitutional authority for every bill.

That's right. I forgot about that part. FSM on a pogo stick.

Could you *possibly* have been bait-and-switched any worse, swing voters?

/each cycle the gop keeps getting more destructive
//*why* do you *ever* vote for them, again?

They can change. If we show them we love them and just give them some time, we can change them and we'll live happily ever after.

House Republicans want politicians to follow the constitution now? When did that happen?