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		Diet Pepsi finally figured it out. Sofia Vergara = Sales (celebslam.celebuzz.com)		101
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ThatGuyGreg		2011-03-30 12:19:11 PM

Treygreen13		2011-03-30 12:33:24 PM

Diet Pepsi? Gross. You could have Christina Hendricks going to town on Allison Stokke in a vat of whipped cream and I still wouldn't drink Diet Pepsi.

Wellon Dowd		2011-03-30 12:34:30 PM

Unlike Diet Pepsi, Sofia doesn't taste like the by-product of some industrial process.

AbiNormal		2011-03-30 12:39:00 PM

x 10^1000000000

Freakman		2011-03-30 12:45:15 PM

Treygreen13: Diet Pepsi? Gross. You could have Christina Hendricks going to town on Allison Stokke in a vat of whipped cream and I still wouldn't drink Diet Pepsi.

Agree. I might buy it though.

Persnickety		2011-03-30 12:46:40 PM

So "sales" is the new term for tits now? Damn, it's hard to keep up with all the new lingo these days.

BumpInTheNight		2011-03-30 12:49:25 PM

(Insert "Do want" caption in your head)

Dick Gozinya		2011-03-30 12:49:45 PM

I don't get it. Is she supposed to be hot or something?

She's not sharp knees or anything, but other than the D cup boobies (which really aren't all that big these days) I don't see what all the hype is about. She's kinda man-faced and looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.

Bag of Hammers		2011-03-30 12:55:10 PM

Sofia Vergara + Handful of lotion = Ruined towel.

Zombie DJ		2011-03-30 12:55:51 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2011-03-30 12:55:55 PM

Sofia Vergara also = Fap.

Does that mean that the more I fap, the more Diet Pepsi will sell? I think they owe me some money.

AbiNormal		2011-03-30 12:56:35 PM

eyeyeye		2011-03-30 12:57:17 PM

Diet Coke + George Michael = Whuh?

Diet Pepsi + Hot broad = WIN

AkaranD		2011-03-30 12:58:01 PM

Yeah sorry. Dr. Pepper did it first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHV_SCAwPPE

/And I'm not even a fergie fan.

velcrovagina		2011-03-30 01:03:13 PM

She looks like a tranny....a good tranny...but still, a tranny.

AshCampbell		2011-03-30 01:05:11 PM

Repeat.

1989 called.

blackminded		2011-03-30 01:05:29 PM

Treygreen13: Diet Pepsi? Gross. You could have Christina Hendricks going to town on Allison Stokke in a vat of whipped cream and I still wouldn't drink Diet Pepsi.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Thank you for reminding me.

/fap

rukusrazor		2011-03-30 01:07:18 PM

BumpInTheNight: (Insert "Do want" caption in your head)

Actually, to me it doesn't seem this cat is one to demand something. Or state so factually. So I present...

gdb.implex.net

BigDamn		2011-03-30 01:07:36 PM

Diet Pepsi is still around? I has no idea.
/not a bookmark

pyr8bwoy		2011-03-30 01:08:19 PM

what else is she sellin? what ever it is, i'm buyin it.

Treygreen13		2011-03-30 01:08:43 PM

AshCampbell: Repeat.

1989 called.

Hot... but god those weird high-waisted bikini bottoms. Not sexy anymore.

blackminded: Thank you for reminding me.

/fap

I wonder what she's up to now.

texdent		2011-03-30 01:10:06 PM

I think I felt teeth		2011-03-30 01:14:13 PM

Dick Gozinya: I don't get it. Is she supposed to be hot or something?

She's not sharp knees or anything, but other than the D cup boobies (which really aren't all that big these days) I don't see what all the hype is about. She's kinda man-faced and looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.

Let me help you...

img219.imageshack.us

Wendy's Chili		2011-03-30 01:15:37 PM

blackminded: Treygreen13: Diet Pepsi? Gross. You could have Christina Hendricks going to town on Allison Stokke in a vat of whipped cream and I still wouldn't drink Diet Pepsi.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]

Thank you for reminding me.

/fap

She's looking extra jacked in that picture. Is that more recent than the legendary set?

srhp29		2011-03-30 01:15:54 PM

I guess just making soda that doesn't taste like piss is out of the question?

jadeblue		2011-03-30 01:16:35 PM

Dick Gozinya: I don't get it. Is she supposed to be hot or something?

She's not sharp knees or anything, but other than the D cup boobies (which really aren't all that big these days) I don't see what all the hype is about. She's kinda man-faced and looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.

I know you are trolling... but it isn't how she looks as much as it is everything else. She is amazingly beautiful, sure. But she is also self-aware, smart, funny, and has a lot of passion. I think she is amazing.

/I am heterosexual, but I can still appreciate her.

Askani		2011-03-30 01:18:25 PM

Treygreen13: Diet Pepsi? Gross. You could have Christina Hendricks going to town on Allison Stokke in a vat of whipped cream and I still wouldn't drink Diet Pepsi.

I would probably be more interested in the whip cream than the diet pepsi.

Hugh2d2		2011-03-30 01:19:09 PM

Gods I hate the taste of Diet Pepsi.

BRB... gonna go buy some Diet Pepsi.

blackminded		2011-03-30 01:21:18 PM

Wendy's Chili: blackminded: Treygreen13: Diet Pepsi? Gross. You could have Christina Hendricks going to town on Allison Stokke in a vat of whipped cream and I still wouldn't drink Diet Pepsi.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]

Thank you for reminding me.

/fap

She's looking extra jacked in that picture. Is that more recent than the legendary set?

Not sure of timeline, but GIS turns up plenty, so clearly we aren't the only creepsters in the world.

truthfullylying.files.wordpress.com

Wendy's Chili		2011-03-30 01:23:47 PM

blackminded: Wendy's Chili: blackminded: Treygreen13: Diet Pepsi? Gross. You could have Christina Hendricks going to town on Allison Stokke in a vat of whipped cream and I still wouldn't drink Diet Pepsi.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]

Thank you for reminding me.

/fap

She's looking extra jacked in that picture. Is that more recent than the legendary set?

Not sure of timeline, but GIS turns up plenty, so clearly we aren't the only creepsters in the world.

[truthfullylying.files.wordpress.com image 367x560]

I'm asking because her shoulders are looking a little dudish in proportion to the rest of her body.

[startingtowantless.jpeg]

And A Bit Else		2011-03-30 01:29:59 PM

Dick Gozinya: I don't get it. Is she supposed to be hot or something?

farm1.static.flickr.com

Jim from Saint Paul		2011-03-30 01:31:07 PM

*sigh*

So pretty...

ranak		2011-03-30 01:36:01 PM

acaciaavenue		2011-03-30 01:36:39 PM

Soft Viagra? Like chewables? Awesome.

mooseyfate		2011-03-30 01:45:57 PM

I wish my Internet penis was large enough to consider Sofia Vergera ugly.

Brawndo		2011-03-30 01:58:04 PM

When you open a bottle, does it yell "Jaaaaaaaaay" in a shrill voice?

/would still give her the best 8 seconds of my life

animal900		2011-03-30 01:58:44 PM

I, for one, enjoy Diet Pepsi. I like Pepsi MAX even more. Not a fan of Diet Coke.

/does not work for PepsiCo

DubyaHater		2011-03-30 02:02:37 PM

I like boobies. And now I can't get up from my desk after seeing those Allison Stokke pictures.

That being said, I'm glad to see Ed O'Neill in a successful production again. Married....with Children is one of my all time favorite shows and I always cheer for O'Neill to do well.

Loud_Mouth_Soup		2011-03-30 02:05:29 PM

Dick Gozinya: I don't get it. Is she supposed to be hot or something?

Hey guys! Check out the circus freak!

/even gays would be spanking at the site of Sofia
//well, I assume they would
///fap

apeiron242		2011-03-30 02:09:15 PM

Sofia might replace Jennifer Connelly in my Holy Trinity of Hit It.

kab		2011-03-30 02:16:54 PM

Hot spokespersons don't make diet soda taste any less shiatty.

Sorry.

ditkaman		2011-03-30 02:23:51 PM

Dick Gozinya: I don't get it. Is she supposed to be hot or something?

She's not sharp knees or anything, but other than the D cup boobies (which really aren't all that big these days) I don't see what all the hype is about. She's kinda man-faced and looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet.

Fellow Farkers, please contribute some money to get this poor fella the cataract surgery he so obviously needs

factoryconnection		2011-03-30 02:26:34 PM

The crazy thing, well one crazy thing about her is that she's a natural blonde, but dyed her hair because all she was getting in terms of roles were "buxom, silent, usually sprayed-down" type of work. She goes brunette and suddenly they let her talk on camera.

Man, I f*cking love brunettes, and Modern Family is funny as hell partially because of her.

notShryke		2011-03-30 02:28:49 PM

apeiron242: Sofia might replace Jennifer Connelly in my Holy Trinity of ~~Hit It~~ Splooge in My Pants Before Managing to Take Them Off to Hit It.

Yeah!

Ed Grubermann		2011-03-30 02:32:49 PM

Mr.Poops		2011-03-30 02:36:44 PM

Not only is her body phenomenal, her eyes and smile are killer.

Igor Jakovsky		2011-03-30 02:37:54 PM

ranak Quote 2011-03-30 01:36:01 PM
picarddatass.jpg

That made me lol. I had not seen that Picard caption before. Usually its facepalm or must not fap

hovsm		2011-03-30 02:42:29 PM

Ok......when I see that very strikingly beautiful woman, I don't think about diet Pepsi....not one bit.....not one itty bitty bit.

Hillbilly Jim		2011-03-30 02:46:39 PM

/hot like Allsion with a pole in her hand

fruitloop		2011-03-30 02:47:15 PM

Treygreen13: AshCampbell: Repeat.

1989 called.

Hot... but god those weird high-waisted bikini bottoms. Not sexy anymore.

They still kind of are, but it's more of a nostalgic kind of sexy.

/that 1989 can call anytime
//