I remember hearing about the vodka-tampon a couple years back.

New hotness? Hardly.

This is a rising trend among opossums:


/hot, like the link

Jack31081: I remember hearing about the vodka-tampon a couple years back.

New hotness? Hardly.

Hell, wasn't it a 30 Rock joke a few years back?

Now this thing about banana peels, that's what I'm worried about.

Natural vinegar douche gives new meaning to the phrase "She's a little tart."

Thank you and R.I.P. Mr. Ducomun

Girls were doing that when I was in college in the early 90s.

Dried out the vag.

Here, baby, let me get you buzzed without your parents knowing. Really. No strings attached.

Jack31081: I remember hearing about the vodka-tampon a couple years back.

New hotness? Hardly.

Indeed. This was hot once, now room temperature.

using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell.

Tunatini?

"Alcohol is no longer a stimulant." Nice. Good to know I will no longer get wired and stay up all night talking about stupid shiat when I drink too much alcohol.

Life saving tip:

If you are stranded in the ocean with no fresh water, repeated sea water enemas can help you to keep somewhat hydrated!

The more you know.

FTA: "Alcohol is no longer a stimulant, but a means to an end," he said."

Yeah, and that end is to get you stimulated.

Meh, my office-mate told me about a friend of his who he saw stumbling around the Cornell campus one time really early in the morning (they both went to Cornell). Apparently his friend had an incredibly blood-shot, bulging eye... because he'd taken acid via his eyeball.


I'd prefer the tampon in my ass.

Kangaroo_Ralph: Girls were doing that when I was in college in the early 90s.

Dried out the vag.

That's why you add your special sauce.

ZAZ: Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.

Unlike the vagina, the colon is designed to absorb liquids into the body.

This was an episode of SVU recently.

Vodka Vagini?

halfof33: Life saving tip:

If you are stranded in the ocean with no fresh water, repeated sea water enemas can help you to keep somewhat hydrated!

The more you know.

Yes, because everyone carries enema bulbs around with them on high seas adventures.

skinink: "Some Facebook groups are even devoted to exchanging tips on the topic, complete with how-to videos and instructions. "
For your viewing pleasure.

Not a bookmark.

Ladies, I have the perfect swizzle stick.

Paris1127: elvisaintdead: Langston: brap: Tampax is responding to market demand by bringing a horseradish, olive, celery salt, lemon, and worstershire tampon to market.

Worst. Bloody Mary. Evar.

*smacks lips repeatedly* Needs clam juice.

It'll get that when it's inserted.

Best body shots ever!

Depressants are no longer stimulants. Finally!

Know all about tampons up the butt.

I remember one of my dumbass college roommates talking about this around '94, so not so new. Now you've made me think about him and his annoying friends and I'm feeling irritated. So, thanks for that.

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Jack31081: I remember hearing about the vodka-tampon a couple years back.

New hotness? Hardly.

Hell, wasn't it a 30 Rock joke a few years back?

Now this thing about banana peels, that's what I'm worried about.

Not sure about 30 Rock, but it was mentioned in a CSI episode.

This sounds painful.

Police in southern Germany warned this week of a dangerous new form of alcohol abuse among teens - using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell.

If your vagina smells so bad you need to get it drunk, you might be a German.

Marla Singer's Laundry: halfof33: Life saving tip:

If you are stranded in the ocean with no fresh water, repeated sea water enemas can help you to keep somewhat hydrated!

The more you know.

Yes, because everyone carries enema bulbs around with them on high seas adventures.

I take it you haven't read "The Greek Seaman".

This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk.

In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon

So is it effective, or not?

Porous Horace: Marla Singer's Laundry: halfof33: Life saving tip:

If you are stranded in the ocean with no fresh water, repeated sea water enemas can help you to keep somewhat hydrated!

The more you know.

Yes, because everyone carries enema bulbs around with them on high seas adventures.

I take it you haven't read "The Greek Seaman".

Hypnotically coffee?

Savage Bacon: FTA: "Alcohol is no longer a stimulant, but a means to an end," he said."

Yeah, and that end is to get you stimulated.


Use enough, and you won't know which end is up.

Why would anyone suck vodka from a tampon? Seems like it
Would be easier to use a shot glass...

NEUPhD: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Jack31081: I remember hearing about the vodka-tampon a couple years back.

New hotness? Hardly.

Hell, wasn't it a 30 Rock joke a few years back?

Now this thing about banana peels, that's what I'm worried about.

Not sure about 30 Rock, but it was mentioned in a CSI episode.

yep, 30 rock too, video and eeeeverything

puckrock2000: So is it effective, or not?

Oh, yeah it's effective. It's also a great way to discover what a lethal blood alcohol level is.

At least if you drink and you overdo it, you have a chance of throwing up and ejecting the alcohol from your stomach so you don't absorb more.

Other methods that get alcohol into your bloodstream by inhaling or absorbing via a mucus membrane give you no options to reduce your blood alcohol level except by letting your liver and kidneys work. Make friends with a pharmacy major so he can calculate your dosage for "good time" rather than "extra on ER".

Marla Singer's Laundry:
Yes, because everyone carries enema bulbs around with them on high seas adventures.

I do.... it is called my penis, hence the well known expression:

"Please Pee In My Butt, the life you save may be your own."