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(WWSB ABC 7)   When going on a drug binge for the weekend, an appropriate place to drop off your child is A) Family member's house, B) Don't do drugs and watch the child yourself, or C) Totally random stranger's house (Hint: You are in Florida)   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 80
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2011-03-29 09:11:26 PM  
The middle of the Everglades with a pork chop around his neck (so he has something to eat, of course)?
 
2011-03-29 09:12:56 PM  
Wow, and after they named the county after her and everything.
 
2011-03-29 09:13:13 PM  
The pool?

/off to drop the kids off at the pool
 
2011-03-29 09:13:20 PM  
(Hint: You used the [FLORIDA] tag).
 
2011-03-29 09:14:49 PM  
I'm going to go with B)an appropriate place to drop off your child is don't do drugs and watch the child yourself.

Did I win?
 
2011-03-29 09:15:30 PM  
Why in fark did he agree?
 
2011-03-29 09:15:59 PM  

mrmyxolodian: I'm going to go with B)an appropriate place to drop off your child is don't do drugs and watch the child yourself.

Did I win?


You win the chance to be a foster parent for a kid whose real parents chose c)
 
2011-03-29 09:16:33 PM  
I've heard worse drug binge-weekend stories. And give her a break, that air conditioning wasn't going to fix itself, without drugs.
 
2011-03-29 09:17:34 PM  
But hey, free child!
 
2011-03-29 09:18:27 PM  
I suppose it's better than D) Teach your child how to smoke meth.
 
2011-03-29 09:21:17 PM  

Airfoilsguy: Why in fark did he agree?


She probably implied it was just for a second while she ran out and turned off the car. After all, people do not ordinarily abandon their children in the wild; so he was probably not expecting nor prepared for that possibility.
 
2011-03-29 09:23:06 PM  

jafiwam: But hey, free child!


Dude, do you know the street value of a child?
 
2011-03-29 09:23:30 PM  

Sim Tree: Airfoilsguy: Why in fark did he agree?

She probably implied it was just for a second while she ran out and turned off the car. After all, people do not ordinarily abandon their children in the wild; so he was probably not expecting nor prepared for that possibility.


You would be surprised. The gypsies have a scam where they get all vocal and then had you a baby. While you stand there wondering what to do with a baby they pick you pockets, grab back the baby and run.
 
2011-03-29 09:23:53 PM  
So what does a kid go for on Craig's list these days? Could have been a profitable afternoon for the guy
 
2011-03-29 09:24:07 PM  

Airfoilsguy: Why in fark did he agree?


This. No one is leaving a stray kid at my house.

/WTF?
 
2011-03-29 09:25:11 PM  

Airfoilsguy: The gypsies have a scam where they get all vocal and then had you a baby.


I didn't think those types of scams could hold up for 9 months.
 
2011-03-29 09:25:28 PM  
Thank god she wasn't some kind of childless failure, eh jst3p? Good solid citizen, getting sperm spewed up her uterus, like countless animals can do instinctively, is a sure sign of a quality human.
 
2011-03-29 09:25:34 PM  

"Willis returned to the apartment Monday morning to pick up the child and was later arrested. She told detectives that she was using drugs."


Whatchoo talkin' about' Willis?


1.bp.blogspot.com

 
2011-03-29 09:28:33 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Thank god she wasn't some kind of childless failure, eh jst3p? Good solid citizen, getting sperm spewed up her uterus, like countless animals can do instinctively, is a sure sign of a quality human.


Whoa, dude...when you make someone like ME think "man, that guy's bitter", you may want to re-evaluate your posts. I'm not trying to tell you what to do, I'm just offering unsolicited advice.
 
2011-03-29 09:29:10 PM  
bravo on the (Hint: you are in Florida). Nice way to freshen the meme.
 
2011-03-29 09:32:30 PM  

UsikFark: jafiwam: But hey, free child!

Dude, do you know the street value of a child?


Hey now, don't be going and misrepresenting the weight of livestock.
 
2011-03-29 09:34:30 PM  

somemoron: Hey now, don't be going and misrepresenting the weight of livestock.


Hey, if cops can weigh the whole plant I can weigh the whole kid.
 
2011-03-29 09:35:00 PM  
Sim Tree: After all, people do not ordinarily abandon their children in the wild

No, only animals.
 
2011-03-29 09:37:39 PM  
*Insert Charlie Sheen joke here.*
 
2011-03-29 09:38:16 PM  
I remember some epic thread on a drug forum where some junkie had left their kid with the poster (dealer) "to hold on to" while he got the money. "You really think I'm not going to come back when I've left my kid here?" I guess he thought it was a better guarantee then an iPod. He held onto the kid for a day or two before the non-junkie mother came looking for the kid.
 
2011-03-29 09:38:16 PM  
To be fair to her, at least the kid had a chance of survival at the strangers house.
 
2011-03-29 09:40:30 PM  
Eh. There's always the Casie Anthony method: tie up the kid in the trunk, leave her there until she decomposes, bury her in the backyard, and blame the hispanic babysitter for her disappearance while you party with your legs spread.
 
2011-03-29 09:40:43 PM  

untaken_name: Quantum Apostrophe: Thank god she wasn't some kind of childless failure, eh jst3p? Good solid citizen, getting sperm spewed up her uterus, like countless animals can do instinctively, is a sure sign of a quality human.

Whoa, dude...when you make someone like ME think "man, that guy's bitter", you may want to re-evaluate your posts. I'm not trying to tell you what to do, I'm just offering unsolicited advice.


I'm going to have to go ahead and second that.
 
2011-03-29 09:45:02 PM  
www.brandoncole.com
 
2011-03-29 09:45:26 PM  
There's no way in hell I'd ever let some stranger's kid into my house. Too much of a liability. I wouldn't even have opened the door for the crazy biatch and her spawn when they came knocking.
 
2011-03-29 09:45:55 PM  
Ironic tag mysteriously missing
 
2011-03-29 09:46:27 PM  
My husband has told me stories of waking up in stranger's homes while his mom binged. She'd meet people at bars and parties, go totheir house to party more, and leave him there to go get more drugs.
/not so cool story
//my MIL was a worthless piece of shiat
 
2011-03-29 09:47:58 PM  

SpookyEyes: My husband has told me stories of waking up in stranger's homes while his mom binged. She'd meet people at bars and parties, go totheir house to party more, and leave him there to go get more drugs.
/not so cool story
//my MIL was a worthless piece of shiat


Is your husband in prison, or is he out on parole?
 
2011-03-29 09:49:37 PM  

Airfoilsguy: Why in fark did he agree?


Seriously. Unless it's a blood relative, or there is a clear and immediate threat to the child's safety, I'm not letting a minor enter my home alone.
 
2011-03-29 09:51:38 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SpookyEyes: My husband has told me stories of waking up in stranger's homes while his mom binged. She'd meet people at bars and parties, go totheir house to party more, and leave him there to go get more drugs.
/not so cool story
//my MIL was a worthless piece of shiat

Is your husband in prison, or is he out on parole?


He's in college and is the only male member of his family without a record.
 
2011-03-29 09:53:32 PM  

SpookyEyes: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SpookyEyes: My husband has told me stories of waking up in stranger's homes while his mom binged. She'd meet people at bars and parties, go totheir house to party more, and leave him there to go get more drugs.
/not so cool story
//my MIL was a worthless piece of shiat

Is your husband in prison, or is he out on parole?

He's in college and is the only male member of his family without a record.


No offense honey, but you've gotta be a bit nutty.
 
2011-03-29 09:58:31 PM  
Where are all the Fark racists saying "I didn't have to click to know she was black"?
 
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2011-03-29 09:58:38 PM  
www.mysuncoast.com

oh the huge manatee!
 
2011-03-29 10:00:41 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Where are all the Fark racists saying "I didn't have to click to know she was black"?


"Drug binge" indicates total white trash behavior. Interesting that you associated it with black people, though.
 
2011-03-29 10:04:37 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SpookyEyes: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SpookyEyes: My husband has told me stories of waking up in stranger's homes while his mom binged. She'd meet people at bars and parties, go totheir house to party more, and leave him there to go get more drugs.
/not so cool story
//my MIL was a worthless piece of shiat

Is your husband in prison, or is he out on parole?

He's in college and is the only male member of his family without a record.

No offense honey, but you've gotta be a bit nutty.


None taken. He can't help that his family are all crazy as hell.
 
2011-03-29 10:17:09 PM  

llamalord: I suppose it's better than D) Teach your child how to smoke meth.


Agrees.
 
2011-03-29 10:25:19 PM  
We had a similar situation long ago. Mid 80's, Lousyana. Neighbor lady in the apt complex, who we had seen around...Sunday afternoon, begged us to watch her two kids, age around 7 & 9. "It's only for a couple of hours. I'll be right back"

Our kids were 2-ish at the time.

We're feeding them, putting them on the school bus, washing sheets cause the 7 year old peed in the bed...

2 days later, mom shows up. She blew it off like it was our duty as neighbors to help her out.

/I wonder what strip club the girls work at...
 
2011-03-29 10:26:53 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Where are all the Fark racists saying "I didn't have to click to know she was black"?


Blacks don't mind if their kids are around while they are getting high.
 
2011-03-29 10:27:08 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Three Crooked Squirrels: Where are all the Fark racists saying "I didn't have to click to know she was black"?

"Drug binge" indicates total white trash behavior. Interesting that you associated it with black people, though.


Yeah, blacks don't binge because they never get to the purge stage
 
2011-03-29 10:30:55 PM  
The answer appears to be "D, Fark the link after just under 2000 hits".

/You don't drop the kid off
//You use them as a deposit.
 
2011-03-29 10:33:41 PM  
www.mysuncoast.com2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-03-29 10:39:55 PM  
You drop a kid off at my house I better find something else with it that is actually useful, like a good-quality vacuum cleaner, a decent little lawn mower or a small car with low mileage.

/you get the kid back, I keep the "gift"
//if I have to put it through college, it's MINE
 
2011-03-29 10:44:43 PM  
Since it's Florida, I'm guessing the answer is:
D) let the child do the drugs instead so you can watch him
 
2011-03-29 10:45:06 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: You drop a kid off at my house I better find something else with it that is actually useful, like a good-quality vacuum cleaner, a decent little lawn mower or a small car with low mileage.

/you get the kid back, I keep the "gift"
//if I have to put it through college, it's MINE


What if it doesn't come with a vacuum, but it can suck like a Hoover??? Keep it?
 
2011-03-29 10:54:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Huck And Molly Ziegler: If you drop a kid off at my house, I better find something else with it that is actually useful, like a good-quality vacuum cleaner, a decent little lawn mower or a small car with low mileage.

/you get the kid back, I keep the "gift"
//if I have to put it through college, it's MINE

What if it doesn't come with a vacuum, but it can suck like a Hoover??? Keep it?


Oh, my, that IS a poser ...
 
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