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(Geekologie)   Subby demands equal time to women's cup size greenlight, so here's map of penis sizes around the world. Average Dong is below average   (geekologie.com) divider line 300
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2011-03-28 10:20:37 AM
Did Subby and the Modmins forget that the women's cup size map was a follow-up to the penis size map from last week?
 
2011-03-28 10:34:08 AM

Theaetetus: Did Subby and the Modmins forget that the women's cup size map was a follow-up to the penis size map from last week?


I was thinking I had seen this before, but can't remember the headline. Separate searches for "map" and "penis" by date didn't find what I was looking for.
 
2011-03-28 11:05:12 AM
Wait. 7" (17.93 cm) is at the "top end" of their scale?

...

*STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??
 
2011-03-28 12:01:46 PM
i221.photobucket.com

According to this wiener chart of female preferences, I'm way off the charts:\
 
2011-03-28 12:30:58 PM

xanadian: *STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??


Happily avoiding you bruising my cervix.

Men. You boys never will get over the fixation, will you?
 
2011-03-28 12:44:00 PM

downpaymentblues: xanadian: *STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??

Happily avoiding you bruising my cervix.

Men. You boys never will get over the fixation, will you?


Correct, for two reasons:

1) While it's a minor consideration in a person as a whole package, if women had their choice of two men that were otherwise identical, and one had a below-average penis and one had an above-average penis, you can't tell me that a majority of women would choose below-average. All other things being equal.

2) With guys, who are hypercompetitive about everything, anyway, it's one more arrow in your arsenal. So to speak.
 
2011-03-28 12:59:34 PM
I'm not sure that it's a good idea to be known as a Sub in a size thread....
 
2011-03-28 01:20:46 PM

SmackLT: it's one more arrow in your arsenal


Definitely. Uh. "So to speak."

/we were talking about buttsecks, right?
 
2011-03-28 01:27:35 PM
Let's be honest then - how many size queens are here on Fark?
 
2011-03-28 01:28:17 PM
shouldn't this article have the weeners tag?
 
2011-03-28 01:28:21 PM
*checks flights to Hungary, Columbia, and Venezuela*
 
2011-03-28 01:29:30 PM
Now I have another reason to beat my penis.
 
2011-03-28 01:29:52 PM
Has the dangle-down been adjusted for latitude?
 
2011-03-28 01:29:59 PM
I just had a little panic attack, then I realized that it was in centimeters.

/Canadian, by birth and by size. :(
 
2011-03-28 01:30:12 PM

downpaymentblues: xanadian: *STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??

Happily avoiding you bruising my cervix.


Turn around.
 
2011-03-28 01:30:19 PM
Yes! I'm gifted!


/Also liking the metric system.
 
2011-03-28 01:30:21 PM

xanadian: Wait. 7" (17.93 cm) is at the "top end" of their scale?

...

*STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??


That scale was in centimeters?! I'm a lot less impressed by the Sudan now. I also feel a lot less inadequate.
 
2011-03-28 01:30:41 PM
Hungary was red before I moved away.

/To be fair, I was only 7 at the time.
 
2011-03-28 01:30:49 PM
Shiat! I'm American! I don't eve know what a "cm" is! How does that relate in inches?
 
2011-03-28 01:31:17 PM

SmackLT: downpaymentblues: xanadian: *STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??

Happily avoiding you bruising my cervix.

Men. You boys never will get over the fixation, will you?

Correct, for two reasons:

1) While it's a minor consideration in a person as a whole package, if women had their choice of two men that were otherwise identical, and one had a below-average penis and one had an above-average penis, you can't tell me that a majority of women would choose below-average. All other things being equal.

2) With guys, who are hypercompetitive about everything, anyway, it's one more arrow in your arsenal. So to speak.


I'm sure that made someone quiver.
 
2011-03-28 01:31:22 PM
interesting......I'm white....but I am above average in Chad.....
 
2011-03-28 01:31:32 PM
What a Dangle may look like:

image.com.com
 
Ral
2011-03-28 01:31:39 PM

downpaymentblues: xanadian: *STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??

Happily avoiding you bruising my cervix.


Jeez tell me about it. That's some extremely un-fun pain afterward. I'm glad my husband is in the "average" size range.

/he's creative with it
//that's worth a lot more than just expecting people to be impressed because you're big
 
2011-03-28 01:32:43 PM

tothekor: Shiat! I'm American! I don't eve know what a "cm" is! How does that relate in inches?


2.5 cm equals and inch, so just measure in cm......it will be way more impressive.
 
2011-03-28 01:32:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-03-28 01:33:03 PM
images2.makefive.com
 
2011-03-28 01:33:10 PM
Did anyone ever get around to figuring out the weight of an erect penis?
 
2011-03-28 01:33:24 PM

downpaymentblues: xanadian: *STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??

Happily avoiding you bruising my cervix.

Men. You boys never will get over the fixation, will you?


We're not the ones with penis envy
 
2011-03-28 01:33:50 PM
looks like Karen Owen has brought her thesis to the next level and carried the research on globally.
/whore
 
2011-03-28 01:34:14 PM
Thanks for ruining my hot Indian guy fantasy assmitter.
 
2011-03-28 01:34:25 PM

tothekor: Shiat! I'm American! I don't eve know what a "cm" is! How does that relate in inches?


.2 cm to the inch.
 
2011-03-28 01:34:51 PM
Do you measure from the top to tip or from underneath to tip?
 
2011-03-28 01:35:16 PM
meh.

I have two penises.
 
2011-03-28 01:35:43 PM

SideOfBacon: looks like Karen Owen has brought her thesis to the next level and carried the research on globally.
/whore
//duke sucks


not sure what i did with my second set of /'s...
/maybe she took them out for a good night fark
 
2011-03-28 01:36:18 PM
img576.imageshack.us
 
2011-03-28 01:36:56 PM
if thats in inches I'm in big trouble
 
2011-03-28 01:37:01 PM

chopit: tothekor: Shiat! I'm American! I don't eve know what a "cm" is! How does that relate in inches?

.2 cm to the inch.


I can't tell if that's supposed to be snark or not...

1 inch = 2.54 cm
1 cm ~= .4 inch
 
2011-03-28 01:37:04 PM

Theaetetus: Did Subby and the Modmins forget that the women's cup size map was a follow-up to the penis size map from last week?


So, what you are saying is we now need a women's cups size follow-up to the penis size follow-up to the women's cup size follow-up to the penis size map?

Anything that brings more breasts into Fark, I am for.
 
2011-03-28 01:37:21 PM

Dixie_Wrecked: Do you measure from the top to tip or from underneath to tip?


from taint to tip, blow her mind with your man-meat and fertility.
 
2011-03-28 01:38:22 PM
It's not so much that there are many or few size queens or whether women enjoy a large or small weiner. It's that those who like the big ones are definitely the sluttier, and that's what the guys want.
 
2011-03-28 01:38:59 PM

shayB: Thanks for ruining my hot Indian guy fantasy assmitter.


Condoms 'too big' for Indian men (new window)
 
2011-03-28 01:39:07 PM

Dixie_Wrecked: Do you measure from the top to tip or from underneath to tip?


I like to add 20% for the tip.
 
2011-03-28 01:40:33 PM
...this is diameter, right?
 
2011-03-28 01:40:37 PM

Regnad Kcin: Dixie_Wrecked: Do you measure from the top to tip or from underneath to tip?

I like to add 20% for the tip.


*snerk*
 
2011-03-28 01:40:59 PM
8=>
 
2011-03-28 01:41:14 PM
If you drive a huge car, you have a small dick. Therefore, if you drive a small car, does that mean you're packing?.
 
2011-03-28 01:41:18 PM
Heh, Asia, (giggle *snert*).
 
2011-03-28 01:41:29 PM

SmackLT: downpaymentblues: xanadian: *STRUT!!!1* how ya doin', laaaaadies??

Happily avoiding you bruising my cervix.

Men. You boys never will get over the fixation, will you?

Correct, for two reasons:

1) While it's a minor consideration in a person as a whole package, if women had their choice of two men that were otherwise identical, and one had a below-average penis and one had an above-average penis, you can't tell me that a majority of women would choose below-average. All other things being equal.


Actually I would expect the woman to chose the partner who was adept at stimulating her with the penis. If the larger guy is simply thrust and go while the below average one is an expert at say working it over her g-spot or using motions designed to stimulate female orgasm, the woman will pick the man with the below average one.

shiat now that I typed that I guess I sound like a small dick. I'm actually more up in the cervix bruising range and wife is 5' 4". The logistics to figure out intercourse weren't always pleasant to be honest.

/you get a hell of a lot more sex if you make sure the woman orgasms every time you hop into the sack
//they addicted to the rush from it as well and will even do things like starting sexual contact!
 
2011-03-28 01:41:59 PM

GungFu: meh.

I have two penises.


This you?

NSFW....NSFW (new window)

Just how would a woman handle something like this?
 
2011-03-28 01:42:16 PM

Retractable Weeners: Did anyone ever get around to figuring out the weight of an erect penis?


Hold on, I'll call my doctor to find out.
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.
.
.
Ok, He told me in his experience the wait for an erect penis depends on how long it takes my mom to take off her panties.

Damn, I got to get a better doctor.
 
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