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(Some Guy)   Three of your classmates die in a horrible car accident. To honor their memory do you: A) Write a poem? B) Plant a tree? C) Do burnouts and doughnuts at the crash scene? "They were all cheering and s---"   (heraldsun.com.au) divider line 77
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2011-03-28 02:49:50 PM

browneye: I think this is taking "whistling in the dark" a bit too far.



There's only one thing that they know how to do well.
 
2011-03-28 02:49:54 PM
"She had so many friends, she knew everybody," Ms Syme said.
"She knew what she wanted to do in life."
Aleshia left school in year 8, but always knew she wanted to help people later on in life, Ms Syme said.


Translation: she was a stupid whore.
 
2011-03-28 03:02:26 PM

cryinoutloud: "She had so many friends, she knew everybody," Ms Syme said.
"She knew what she wanted to do in life."
Aleshia left school in year 8, but always knew she wanted to help people later on in life, Ms Syme said.

Translation: she was a stupid whore.


Years back there was some kid that snapped on a plane and tried to open the door. He was body slammed and ended up dying because on of these guys hold him down was standing on his neck, which killed him. The guy went to Cheyenne high school here in Vegas and a buddy knew him. All over the new was about how he was the sweetest guy that would never hurt a fly and was loved by all. My buddy was at my place at the time and we were watching this on the news. My buddy chuckled and said the guy was the biggest asshat in the school and was universally hated by all. He had no friends because of the way he treated people.

Whenever I hear the "loved by all" thing on the news I immediately dismiss it.
 
2011-03-28 03:10:38 PM
Why is this special, or even noteworthy? When a cop gets shot to death, do they forgo the 21-gun salute?
 
2011-03-28 03:14:43 PM
I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going....
content.fathead.com
...R.I.P.
 
2011-03-28 03:16:02 PM
Confucius says

The All-Powerful Atheismo: What these children do not realize is that if one is not out of control, one is not IN CONTROL.


And also:

farkinawsome: counterclockwise burnouts


that funny!
 
2011-03-28 03:19:18 PM
I see you've played wagony-poley before.
 
2011-03-28 03:22:43 PM
Everybody deals with grief in their own way. Kids and teens are not emotionally mature enough to really deal with grief at all. Why are we surprised that this is amongst the exhibited responses?

I'm not condoning their actions, but let's not over think this situation.
 
2011-03-28 03:24:50 PM

Five is Right Out: Everybody deals with grief in their own way. Kids and teens are not emotionally mature enough to really deal with grief at all. Why are we surprised that this is amongst the exhibited responses?

I'm not condoning their actions, but let's not over think this situation.


Exactly. Now hold my beer and hang on tight.
 
2011-03-28 03:39:32 PM

Whiskey Dickens: Regnad Kcin: Now, if they'd driven through a razor blade factory and crashed into a vat of lemon juice--flammable lemon juice--and then, after the car burst into flames, the noise awakened a group of angry, rapist bears who mauled them repeatedly while auditing their taxes, that would be a horrible accident.

Ahahahahahah!
Ha!
/Snicker


This.

Please sign me up for 12 issues of The Razor Blade Factory Flammable Lemon Juice Rapist Bear Monthly Newsletter
 
2011-03-28 03:47:19 PM
[Equally touching tribute to Sherman Raftenberg, a college student who died after failing to jump over a steam-venting manhole on a dare]:

Upon arrival, one of the organizers opened up the manhole cover and shouted down, "Come out, Come out." Then a few re-enacted what they believed to have happened. "Jump over it Sherman!" and "Go for it Sherman" individuals yelled. "All right, whose going to do the countdown?' somebody yelled from the crowd. An undergraduate Geology major volunteered. At 10:45, all 14 screamed for 18 seconds. Then the geology major yelled," Happy Sherman T. Raftenberg Day everybody," and all clapped. Afterwards, they went to Friendly's.
 
2011-03-28 03:53:40 PM

spacely_sprocket: Whiskey Dickens: Regnad Kcin: Now, if they'd driven through a razor blade factory and crashed into a vat of lemon juice--flammable lemon juice--and then, after the car burst into flames, the noise awakened a group of angry, rapist bears who mauled them repeatedly while auditing their taxes, that would be a horrible accident.

Ahahahahahah!
Ha!
/Snicker


This.

Please sign me up for 12 issues of The Razor Blade Factory Flammable Lemon Juice Rapist Bear Monthly Newsletter


Oh, a niche publication?
 
2011-03-28 03:58:27 PM
Maybe they lost the race, and since all 3 owned the car, they all chose to crash and burn rather then giving up the car.
 
2011-03-28 04:31:49 PM

Zik-Zak: spacely_sprocket: Whiskey Dickens: Regnad Kcin: Now, if they'd driven through a razor blade factory and crashed into a vat of lemon juice--flammable lemon juice--and then, after the car burst into flames, the noise awakened a group of angry, rapist bears who mauled them repeatedly while auditing their taxes, that would be a horrible accident.

Ahahahahahah!
Ha!
/Snicker


This.

Please sign me up for 12 issues of The Razor Blade Factory Flammable Lemon Juice Rapist Bear Monthly Newsletter

Oh, a niche publication?


Not really, it's an offshoot from an old magazine called "New Yorker Rapist Bear."
 
2011-03-28 04:37:09 PM
YEEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!
 
2011-03-28 04:51:19 PM
Maybe they were fans of the movie Crash. No, not that one, but the 1996 version:

likely nsfw(pops)
 
2011-03-28 05:15:33 PM

Zik-Zak: spacely_sprocket: Whiskey Dickens: Regnad Kcin: Now, if they'd driven through a razor blade factory and crashed into a vat of lemon juice--flammable lemon juice--and then, after the car burst into flames, the noise awakened a group of angry, rapist bears who mauled them repeatedly while auditing their taxes, that would be a horrible accident.

Ahahahahahah!
Ha!
/Snicker


This.

Please sign me up for 12 issues of The Razor Blade Factory Flammable Lemon Juice Rapist Bear Monthly Newsletter

Oh, a niche publication?


It's a little niche-y, but the cover art is farking awesome.
 
2011-03-28 05:18:19 PM
Personal thought - sounds like a wake. Grief, sobbing, crying, somberness, etc... Isn't essential for the mourning process. Heck, it might not even be optimal.

I want people to hold a party for remembering me.
 
2011-03-28 06:35:35 PM
Chris Rock was right; I don't condone it, but I understand it.

/one thing I liked about Minnesota: they call donuts, shiatties.
 
2011-03-28 06:51:14 PM

Firethorn: Personal thought - sounds like a wake. Grief, sobbing, crying, somberness, etc... Isn't essential for the mourning process. Heck, it might not even be optimal.

I want people to hold a party for remembering me.


Exactly. When my best friend died 2 years ago we rented out an entire bar and had a concert/party. One of the wildest parties I've been too- and I've been to plenty.

I mean, certainly a lot of us were in tears at times... but all in all we had an awesome time.

That's exactly what I'd want people to do.
 
2011-03-28 07:27:43 PM

Rapmaster2000: Australia is home to many varieties of Redneck.


Much love written on a bandanna? Sounds like wiggers to me.
 
2011-03-28 08:31:53 PM
timnovate.files.wordpress.com

Approves
 
2011-03-28 11:36:52 PM
A kid I went to high school with was run over by his best friend during a party on a dirt road. His friend had no license because of previous DUI's and was driving with no headlights on. Came over the hill doing about 50 and killed him instantly. To honor his memory they put a stainless steel cross on the side of the road which people still leave beer cans on while out drunk driving. And people wonder why I don't like the people I went to school with.
 
2011-03-28 11:36:57 PM
"It is very stupid. It is the very thing that got those kids killed. I don't understand," he said.

Derp, Derpity, Derp, Derp.

Cmon, I highly doubt the other kids died while doing a donut. Donuts are basically a low-speed manuever. You would have to be very unlikey or idiotic to get killed doing a donut.
 
2011-03-28 11:37:59 PM
ummm, unlucky. I have been drinking.
 
2011-03-29 10:37:53 AM
My cousin died less than a month shy of his 18th birthday when his Toyota Supra slid on some ice and hit a pole. At the funeral I openly encouraged his friends to go do some burnouts in the parking lot. It's what he would have wanted.

/Miss you Carson.
 
2011-03-29 11:28:04 AM

Five is Right Out: Everybody deals with grief in their own way. Kids and teens are not emotionally mature enough to really deal with grief at all. Why are we surprised that this is amongst the exhibited responses?

I'm not condoning their actions, but let's not over think this situation.


It's weird, it's almost like youth, when confronted with their own mortality, often react by trying to conquer their fear by turning it into something to be celebrated or joked about. It's almost like familiarity with a tragedy or reenacting it symbolically takes the power away from the fear of death.

You know, the almost same reason we joke about tragedy on Fark and ALSO use Fark to organize relief efforts and to encourage charity.

Almost, but they were kids so f' those disrespectful hooligans amiright?
 
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