Lu would tell the victims a yarn about being a member of a government spy team and "my task is to collect chlamydia (sexually transmitted diseases caused by microorganism) through sex and produce vaccines to save poor children in Africa and Asia who are suffering from AIDS and cancer."

Just watch him find out soon that he has AIDS and cancer. And chlamydia.

That's so dastardly.

Still, you gotta hand it to the guy.

how the hell did that happen???

I can't believe any of those women fell for it.

Hats off to him...

I didn't think they had any blondes in China. A guess it's a state of mind -- or a lack thereof.

omg...i thought he really cared about me!

No wonder my Shower Escort Service scam failed. This guy was miles ahead of me.

wrong guy

uh, i'm speechless. this cant possibly be true, if it is tho, i'd agree with atomic_99

personally, i consider tha man a legend. I respect him more than i respect my cat, and my cat has an amazing amount of respect from me. My cat is a pimp, and doesnt even have a nutsack. Now if that doesnt deserve respect, i dont know what the fark does.

What is this a Sex and the City episode?!

Umm, the girls who believed him must be dumb blondes...or something, maybe I should read the article.

If it were a Sex and the City episode, it would go something like this:

"So I had to ask Miranda, is it the men that are out of date, or is it us, the woman, that are undatable?
Are 40 year olds, trying to be 20 year olds, not attractive to 17 year olds trying to 20 somethings?
And then Mr. Big called."

Hey, I'm good! HBO, I'm waiting!??

Excellent (B) Ishkur. (/B)

No time to write, I'm out the door to try this out.

Someone's been watching a little too much hentai. (possibly NSFW)

atomic_99 I agree completely.

I'm too lazy to read the actual article, but did that actually work??? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?????

what kind of stupid slut would give him SEX if his mission was to collect chlamydia and the like, then they would GET IT from him...unless of course they already had it....then he'd get it fromt them and he's an idiot that's WAAYY too desperate for sex.

Same thought occurred to me Ishkur.

This is why women keep falling for bad guys: They're exciting.

Mmm mmm chlamydia..with a side of crabs. Seafood at its best.

Come on and come to my house, ladies. come on and come to my house, girls girls!

"Why yes ladies, I'm a, uh ... government spy! Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket. And my job is to collect chlamydia through sex. Yeah, that's it."

Liu told police that all the victims were not vigilant enough and most of them longed for some adventures in their humdrum lives.

Serves them right... See what you get when you try to add adventure to your humdrum lives?

The truth is stranger than fiction...and I believe it to be true because I can't imagine anybody with the time or energy to make shiat like this up.

Some women are sooo dumb.

But if this is true possibly only the women with diseases had sex with him. Yuck.

Now THIS is a much better method for picking up girls than that Askmen.com "wingman" crap from yesterday.

Anybody seen this movie?

> >Subject: Fwd: URGENT
> >Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 13:12:37 +1100
> >
> >
> >> >
> >> >> > > > >IMPORTANT !!!! WARNING !!!!
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE WHO KNOWS AN UNSUSPECTING
> >>FEMALE:
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING
> >>A
> >> >> SURVEY
> >> >> > > AND
> >> >> > > > >ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >THIS IS A SCAM.
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >(I wish I'd received this yesterday. I feel so stupid.)
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > > Signed,
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > > The Blonde
> >
>
>

Haha, Kids. That movie cracked me up so much.

Dude, this is about some dude in Hong Kong or some shiat, something like that, which means these are Asian girls *swoon* weewt.

Nah, but I seen this porno with some Nubians.

I don't get it...telling women you're collecting the clam? Did they not consider the risk of getting it from him too if he was collecting it? And how does getting chlamydia help AIDS and cancer victims? And why would it need to be a spy getting these microbes and not some health agency?

Methinks a few things. #1. Shanghai (or any of China) does not have a very good "safe sex" educational program #2. There are lots of blondes in Shanghai, yet a high sales volume of black hair coloring. #3. Chinese women are very, very stupid. #4. Most Asians are stupid (not meant as a racial slur, just my opinion). In the summer at the college I graduated from, there are tons of Asian exchange students (mainly from S. Korea and Japan). The girls seem dumb as rocks and talk about the dumbest things...I guess that you have to expect that from Asians, because they make some of the weirdest electronics (e.g. a pager-like match-making servie that beeps when someone of the opposite sex has some of the same pre-programmed likes/dislikes...Christ, you need electronics to tell what kind of person is good for you?). I swear to God that Asians are more tech-savy and tech-addicted than Americans and will build any electronic device no matter how stupid or useless it is. I wouldn't be suprised if they are the first to implement nano-technology and augmentations.

Ladies and gentlemen, Reggie White.

Ishkur beat me to it! hehe.



Game over man!

He actually got chicks with that line? What the hell is wrong with me?

people in non america countries are stupid

"But with just this simple lie, a 17-year-old boy managed to swindle, and seduce, dozens of local young women."

I don't believe it.. As a service to those of you as skeptical as me, I'm opening a paypal account. When enough $$ has been donated I'll go to China and try this for myself, and REALLY get to the bottom of this story.

;)

El_Presdente: Is that "Kids"? I saw that movie when I was like 12. Strange, unsettling, and fascinating.

I gotta get to China.

Ivory7th: That amused me :)

In cases where the women became suspicious, Lu would show a so-called "silicon chip" implanted in his hand

What a great idea. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

That's a good line,but not the best I have ever heard!

That old charlatan and phony guru, Rasputin of Russia, used to tell fancy society ladies that the Holy Spirit descended through his penis, and the only way they could cleanse themselves of sin was to have sex with him.

The hell of it was: they fell for it---and in droves!!!!!

When I think of all the money I have wasted on flowers, candy, cocktails, dinner and other dating expenses, I could kick myself; all you really need is a line of really fantastic bullsh't.