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(The Blemish)   Scarlett Johansson stroked Sean Penn at a restaurant. Gag reflex ensues   (theblemish.com) divider line 73
    More: Interesting, Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn, jealousy, steamy, Madeo  
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2011-03-25 04:21:43 PM
The more he ages the more he resembles those "faces of meth" posters.

Oh well, play on playa.
 
2011-03-25 04:23:03 PM
"Im gagging and vomiting at the same time, I'm Gavomiting"
 
2011-03-25 04:31:59 PM
Really? I'd have thought it takes more than just stroking to cause the gaggin...oooh, yeah. He's naasty.
 
2011-03-25 04:32:36 PM
Scarlett seems to have a thing for older guys if this story and the one with benicio del toro are true.
 
2011-03-25 04:34:34 PM
Hey, at least he paid for the dinner like he said he would. Didn;t pull "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" card.

I refuse to be annoyed by a woman I have no chance or opportunity to date, dating someone else.
 
2011-03-25 04:35:06 PM

Mattevil: Scarlett seems to have a thing for older guys if this story and the one with benicio del toro are true.


Then why did she marry that boy?
 
2011-03-25 04:35:59 PM
From Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn? Hmmmmm... I guess the equivalent for a guy would be going from farking Brooklyn Decker to farking Greta Van Susteren. Yes, I know that women aren't as focused on appearances as men are, blah blah blah. But seriously, Sean Penn? She must need a lot of lube to make it happen.
 
2011-03-25 04:38:09 PM
First Robin Wright and now Scarlett Johansson. How the fark does he do that?
 
2011-03-25 04:44:35 PM
From Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn? Holy fark, talk about a downgrade. Even as a straight guy I gotta acknowledge that Reynolds is a pretty damn attractive man, and funny too. Sean Penn is a cranky, old, dictator-fellating moron with an inflated sense of self importance - and old and ugly to boot. Guess he must look a lot younger while sitting on his wallet though.
 
2011-03-25 04:47:51 PM
ayyyy.com


Yeah, I don't think she's dating Sean Penn.
 
2011-03-25 04:50:31 PM

Mattevil: Scarlett seems to have a thing for older guys if this story and the one with benicio del toro are true.


What's the story?
 
2011-03-25 04:51:03 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: First Robin Wright and now Scarlett Johansson. How the fark does he do that?


Probably threatens to beat them with a pillowcase full of soda.
 
2011-03-25 04:51:14 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: First Robin Wright and now Scarlett Johansson. How the fark does he do that?


You actually think he cared about the colored people in New Orleans and Haiti?
 
2011-03-25 04:58:22 PM

ThisNameSux: Cheese eating surrender monkey: First Robin Wright and now Scarlett Johansson. How the fark does he do that?

Probably threatens to beat them with a pillowcase full of soda.


Disapproves:
i56.tinypic.com

Great reference, btw. I laughed.
 
2011-03-25 05:02:03 PM

ThisNameSux: Cheese eating surrender monkey: First Robin Wright and now Scarlett Johansson. How the fark does he do that?

Probably threatens to beat them with a pillowcase full of soda.


Bravo: +1 intertubes
 
2011-03-25 05:02:46 PM

Mattevil: Scarlett seems to have a thing for older guys if this story and the one with benicio del toro are true.


Older, skeezier-looking men. Let's be honest. He's rough looking. We need more Ryan Reynolds pics, STAT.
 
2011-03-25 05:05:11 PM

"When rumors of Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating started popping up, I dry heaved a little because all I could think of was Scarlett sticking her tongue into an old catcher's mitt. "


Yea, I get so upset when people hook up because it makes them happy.

The writer, and some of you Farkers, sound as bitter as you say Sean Penn is. You'd be lucky to find a good looking girl like Scarlett who doesn't seem to be so superficial about looks.

 
2011-03-25 05:05:36 PM
Scarlett & Benicio sitting in an elevator FU..ING
 
2011-03-25 05:08:19 PM
We're just waiting for Scarlett Johansson to put the moves on Larry King at this point.
 
2011-03-25 05:08:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Hey, at least he paid for the dinner like he said he would. Didn;t pull "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" card.

I refuse to be annoyed by a woman I have no chance or opportunity to date, dating someone else.


That is the difference between me and you, I actually believe that I have a chance to date her.



//One in a billion is still a chance.
 
2011-03-25 05:09:26 PM

skinink: "When rumors of Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating started popping up, I dry heaved a little because all I could think of was Scarlett sticking her tongue into an old catcher's mitt. "


Yea, I get so upset when people hook up because it makes them happy.

The writer, and some of you Farkers, sound as bitter as you say Sean Penn is. You'd be lucky to find a good looking girl like Scarlett who doesn't seem to be so superficial about looks.


You sound old and ugly. And no, Scarlett will NOT sleep with you.

OK, now that I've gotten the standard Fark insults out of the way, no one is upset or bitter. We're all just making snarky, superficial comments. Lighten up.
 
2011-03-25 05:14:03 PM

skinink: "When rumors of Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating started popping up, I dry heaved a little because all I could think of was Scarlett sticking her tongue into an old catcher's mitt. "


Yea, I get so upset when people hook up because it makes them happy.

The writer, and some of you Farkers, sound as bitter as you say Sean Penn is. You'd be lucky to find a good looking girl like Scarlett who doesn't seem to be so superficial about looks.



Looks? He's literally about twice her age. I know you want to white knight for a celebrity for some reason, but there are limits.
 
2011-03-25 05:18:18 PM
agrees

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-03-25 05:20:58 PM

skinink: "When rumors of Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating started popping up, I dry heaved a little because all I could think of was Scarlett sticking her tongue into an old catcher's mitt. "

Yea, I get so upset when people hook up because it makes them happy.
The writer, and some of you Farkers, sound as bitter as you say Sean Penn is. You'd be lucky to find a good looking girl like Scarlett who doesn't seem to be so superficial about looks.


We will never feel whatever joy Sean and Scarlett feel in each other's company.

HOWEVER, we can have very visceral reactions to the mental image of those two doing the Humperdinck.
I, for one, gag a little at the thought.

/female, btw
 
2011-03-25 05:22:37 PM

Mattevil: Scarlett & Benicio sitting in an elevator FU..ING


If someone was spreading the rumor that I had sex with Scarlett Johansson in an elevator, I sure as hell wouldn't deny it.
 
2011-03-25 05:35:31 PM

Bag of Hammers: agrees


{joejackson.jpg}

There's something going wrong around here, indeed.
 
2011-03-25 05:38:58 PM
Scarlett Johansson must be his prize for beating the crap out of madonna, if he killed her he would also get Christina Hendricks as a bonus
 
2011-03-25 05:41:33 PM

Infernal Wedgie: HOWEVER, we can have very visceral reactions to the mental image of those two doing the Humperdinck.


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-25 05:54:11 PM
Thought he was a bit skuzzie too, but my girl said it makes sense. Many girls don't want pussilanimous guys like her ex, no matter how fit they may look. There is a lot to be said for someone who can make decisions, keep a situation under control, and take care of their girl. Just like that restaurant.

Then, after a pause, my girl said, "I got the best of both worlds, though." I told her, "That's right", and we made it something special...

/some of that is true, at least
 
2011-03-25 05:57:44 PM
Oh come on, rumors with no pics in this day and age? Yeah right, like if anybody saw Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson just eating dinner, let alone getting down right in public, the camera phones wouldn't be snapping pics like crazy.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2011-03-25 05:58:43 PM
That girl has father figure issues.
 
2011-03-25 05:59:18 PM
I have a feeling that if I got stuck on an island with sean penn that I would have to stab him in the face at some point.

That man seems to have lost his sense of humor and fun and treats everything serious. Him and Ed Norton.
 
2011-03-25 05:59:52 PM
Why? They're both very attractive.
 
2011-03-25 06:03:32 PM

emotion_lotion: I have a feeling that if I got stuck on an island with sean penn that I would have to stab him in the face at some point.

That man seems to have lost his sense of humor and fun and treats everything serious. Him and Ed Norton.


Speaking of trading down, didn't Ed Norton move from Selma Hayek to Courtney Love? Or was it the other way around?
 
2011-03-25 06:09:06 PM
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now.
 
2011-03-25 06:10:01 PM

ThisNameSux: Cheese eating surrender monkey: First Robin Wright and now Scarlett Johansson. How the fark does he do that?

Probably threatens to beat them with a pillowcase full of soda.


Niiiiiiiiice. Showing your age there mate :D
 
2011-03-25 06:29:56 PM

mongbiohazard: From Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn? Holy fark, talk about a downgrade.



From
ecx.images-amazon.com

To
sc3233.k12.sd.us

Dunno, seems like an upgrade to me

Here's a hint to all you young, impressionable farkers out there....many women find men who are great at what they incredibly sexy. They like to be with "winners" (as cliche as that word has become in recent months)
 
2011-03-25 06:29:58 PM
iunseen.com
 
2011-03-25 06:32:12 PM
She has horrible taste in men, obviously.

Meaning i have a SHOT.
 
2011-03-25 07:06:18 PM
Mr. Penn, youve come a long way since Madonna!
 
2011-03-25 07:12:27 PM

InmanRoshi: mongbiohazard: From Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn? Holy fark, talk about a downgrade.


From


To


Dunno, seems like an upgrade to me

Here's a hint to all you young, impressionable farkers out there....many women find men who are great at what they incredibly sexy. They like to be with "winners" (as cliche as that word has become in recent months)



Here's a hint to you, next time try a picture of Sean Penn that isn't 16 years old and a photoshopped movie poster.

Then keep in mind Sean Penn's horrifying love affair with dictatorial thugs, his arrogant attitude and his attention whoring ignorance and the fact that Sean Penn is twice her age.

Vs. a naturally funny man her own age, successful enough in his own right who isn't an obnoxious know-nothing AND who looks like this now, not 25 years ago when she was being born:
ayyyy.com

So yeah, she downgraded big time if this story isn't total bullshiat.

Also, chicks dig guys with a sense of humor. Sean Penn is a humorless douche.
 
2011-03-25 07:13:03 PM
Meh. That's not that bad. Now back in the day when I had a crush on Lita Ford...and then found out she was farking Lemmy Kilmster...Yikes. Ruined that daydream, let me tell ya.
 
2011-03-25 07:15:32 PM
Scarlett will fark ANYONE all you have to do is get next to her.

Trust me, I know ...
 
2011-03-25 07:20:18 PM

accountblocked: Mr. Penn, youve come a long way since Madonna!



To be fair, Sean was hitting Madonna when she was in her prime, and that was some pretty sweet ass at the time.
 
2011-03-25 07:21:46 PM
i359.photobucket.com

/only because I'm old
//maybe I have a chance
///i could! stop laughing!
////boobies
 
2011-03-25 07:56:53 PM

RantCasey: The more he ages the more he resembles those "faces of meth" posters.

Oh well, play on playa.


i.imgur.com
 
2011-03-25 08:00:10 PM

Cyno01: RantCasey: The more he ages the more he resembles those "faces of meth" posters.

Oh well, play on playa.


Wow. That's...uncanny.
 
2011-03-25 08:21:27 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: First Robin Wright and now Scarlett Johansson. How the fark does he do that?


He's sensitive and listens to women. Also, I suspect he's a sexual tiger, given that Madonna actually married him.

Here's my question: this happened like three weeks ago and was reported on TMZ; why is it that it's only now getting green-lit on Fark?

Have the servers fallen into a time vortex again?
 
2011-03-25 08:37:39 PM

Dwight_Yeast:
Here's my question: this happened like three weeks ago and was reported on TMZ; why is it that it's only now getting green-lit on Fark?

Have the servers fallen into a time vortex again?


To busy greening Rebecca Black links.
 
2011-03-25 09:24:55 PM
Speaking of gag reflexes, Penn's testing her gag reflex as the haters type.

/She has no gag reflex.
//Unless you'd like it like that.
 
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