If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Daily Beast)   So, apparently being a billionaire hedge fund manager means you get a much lighter sentence for being a sex-slave-owning pedophile. Who knew?   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 217
    More: Sick  
•       •       •

25389 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2011 at 1:33 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



217 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
2011-03-25 02:33:54 PM  

Orgasmatron138: A guy like this will be able to buy himself plenty of protection in jail, so you prison rape fantasy farkers can forget that one this time.


Capone thought he was going to be tops in prison too. It didn't work out as well as he thought it would be.

"Dude, I was next in line for a haircut."
"Fark you, I'm Al Capone."
"Don't care." *STAB*
 
2011-03-25 02:34:21 PM  
Les taught him well.
 
2011-03-25 02:35:31 PM  

bunnyThor: DavidVincent: Observatory:


the guy who had 3 twelve year old girls flown over from France for his 50th b-day party.


Say would you will about the Taliban, I think they would be more able to mete out proper justice in this case.

If you think that stoning 3 12yo girls to death for adultery is proper justice, then yes.



funny.
 
2011-03-25 02:36:01 PM  

FlashHarry: this piece of human filth needs to be raped to death in prison


dude.. you have issues if you think *anyone* deserves to be "raped to death"
 
2011-03-25 02:36:47 PM  
I love that the US government can pay millions in blood money so the CIA can kill some Pakistanis but we can't off this guy. Is it not terrorist enough to rape and harass 40+ underage children?

Another Government Employee: what_now: You know, I'm not an internet tough girl. But if I was on the jury of the person that shot this sonofabiatch in the top of his spine, I'd have a hard time convicting.

Eh. $1.00 fine and an hour in jail. (Can't completely let him off)


I'll donate the dollar.
 
2011-03-25 02:37:35 PM  
Gary Glitter approves of this article.

img26.imageshack.us
 
2011-03-25 02:38:46 PM  
Narrator: Jeffrey Epstein, meanwhile, had found a loophole in the American legal system

Epstein:"I have money."
 
2011-03-25 02:39:48 PM  
www.tdbimg.com


Why the long face?
 
2011-03-25 02:41:58 PM  

EyeballKid: ACTUAL HEADLINE: How Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein Got Off Easy


30 minutes of the Disney Channel?


The bill for a 17 inch flat screen monitor is in the mail.
 
2011-03-25 02:43:03 PM  

sweetmelissa31: At least he didn't smoke crack. wasn't black

 
2011-03-25 02:43:16 PM  

Aidan: Ah, yes. The "points" system. It's a tidy little scam. Unless you're out for blood, you don't have the time or the energy to go down to court and fight that "improper turn". It's your word against his, anyhow. So why not just pay for the "points", eh? It's just easier...


That's what's cool about wealth... let's say you make 80K a year. If you got these charges, you'd be paste just like the rest of us. But you could definitely buy your way out (or more likely your snowflake's way out) of a minor charge like retail theft or DUI.

savage_world: You need to review Beria's recreational activities a little more closely.


The cool thing about Communism is that high-level officials will likely be purged, such as Mr. Beria. Sometimes a Molotov will slip through the cracks and eke out some sort of retirement, but unless you're the Fearless Leader, you're just another walking corpse.
 
2011-03-25 02:49:47 PM  
that is pretty bad, but at least he's not gay.
 
2011-03-25 02:50:25 PM  
Did they really need to title this story
"how the hedgefund millionare pedophile got off easy"? I think we all know the answer to that one.
 
2011-03-25 02:52:22 PM  
It's obviously due time to overhaul the justice system in this country, specifically for people like this, and borrow several pages from history. Here's my highly preferred suggestion:

www.nndb.com

Simple, to the point, and made you disappear if he didn't like you. And since nobody likes perverts....

/Do the same to his entire family, too
 
2011-03-25 02:57:28 PM  
Am I the only one who noticed he looks just like Arthur Frobisher from Damages? And yet somehow managed to be sleazier...nice work.
 
2011-03-25 03:08:08 PM  
Sick So, apparently being a rich white guy billionaire hedge fund manager means you get a much lighter sentence for any crime you possibly commitbeing a sex-slave-owning pedophile. Who knew?

Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Latinos...
 
2011-03-25 03:11:41 PM  
imagine if him and charlie sheen had a party together LOL
i would sell my soul to be at that party!
 
2011-03-25 03:12:48 PM  
Typical libs trying to imprison a guy just for being successful. Give the non-rich prison time, give the rich tax cuts - that's my motto. Liberalism is a mental disorder.
 
2011-03-25 03:20:08 PM  

DavidVincent:
Say would you will about the Taliban, I think they would be more able to mete out proper justice in this case.


The Tablian would bury the girls up to their necks in the dirt and chuck stones at them until they die for the unforgivable crime of being slutty sluts. So, no. No they wouldn't.
 
2011-03-25 03:23:07 PM  

FlashHarry: you know, i'm against the DP, but shiat like this really tries my position. actually, rather than die by lethal injection, this piece of human filth needs to be raped to death in prison.


So I guess you're 110% against DVDA.
 
2011-03-25 03:23:29 PM  
This douchebag is on the Council of Foreign Relations and theTrilateral Commission, and hobnobs with Clinton, which means that he is not just any douchebag, but a very very powerful one. And a sexual deviant and procurer at the highest levels. There is a recent nauseating puff-piece about him in New York Magazine, complete with ringing personal endorsements from Donald Trump, and from Bubba himself.

In the article, he purports to run a gazillion dollar hedge-fund personally, with only administrative assistance - no portfolio managers or analysts - by spending 10 hours a day trading on the phone. This obvious lie means most likely that, instead of being a financial genius, he is actually a financial front, a la Madoff.

Also, he has incriminating evidence of his powerful friends in compromising positions, to serve as insurance; the leaked snapshot of Prince Andrew was a warning.

Please rest assured that our country and financial markets rest in honest and capable hands. That is all.
 
2011-03-25 03:24:26 PM  
High prices legal teams are like a Ferrari 250GT Spyder California

www.blogcdn.com
 
2011-03-25 03:25:06 PM  

VoraciousApathy: High priced legal teams are like a Ferrari 250GT Spyder California


FTFM
 
2011-03-25 03:25:55 PM  

SusanIvanova: DavidVincent:
Say would you will about the Taliban, I think they would be more able to mete out proper justice in this case.

The Tablian would bury the girls up to their necks in the dirt and chuck stones at them until they die for the unforgivable crime of being slutty sluts. So, no. No they wouldn't.


and then go molest their dancing boys.

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

Link (new window)
 
2011-03-25 03:27:02 PM  

what_now: You know, I'm not an internet tough girl. But if I was on the jury of the person that shot this sonofabiatch in the top of his spine, I'd have a hard time convicting.


You don't have to apologize for anything you do. You're a Girl on the Internet. You're as untouchable (in many ways) as the dude in the article.
 
2011-03-25 03:29:40 PM  
The smear campaign his defense team ran was astounding. Basically look at some of the defenses being posted downstream in the thread on R.C. Johnson and multiply it times one thousand.

The basic tactic of his defense team was to paint all of these girls as a bunch of gold digging "professionals" taking advantage of poor Mr. Epstein and that the girls were just accusing him to get a piece of his pile of cash.

From his lawyers' dirty defense to the Palm Beach DA - Michael McAuliffe - not charging Epstein like he should have been given the mountain of evidence against him, this was one of the most disgusting miscarriages of justice I have ever read about.
 
2011-03-25 03:32:09 PM  

ElGranCapitan: The smear campaign his defense team ran was astounding. Basically look at some of the defenses being posted downstream in the thread on R.C. Johnson and multiply it times one thousand.

The basic tactic of his defense team was to paint all of these girls as a bunch of gold digging "professionals" taking advantage of poor Mr. Epstein and that the girls were just accusing him to get a piece of his pile of cash.

From his lawyers' dirty defense to the Palm Beach DA - Michael McAuliffe - not charging Epstein like he should have been given the mountain of evidence against him, this was one of the most disgusting miscarriages of justice I have ever read about.


And, as I've mentioned earlier, I know several kinds of 'miscarriages of justice' we ought to do. The good kind, that is.
 
Ehh
2011-03-25 03:33:05 PM  
This douchebag is on the Council of Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commission...

Well, there you go. That's Master of the Universe level right there. We can't expect someone like him to answer to our laws.
 
2011-03-25 03:33:52 PM  
Katie Couric, Woody Allen, and George Stephanopoulos, among other liberals, attended a dinner party he hosted for Prince Andrew in December...

Made it more truthy
 
2011-03-25 03:34:32 PM  

dlewis6: what_now: You know, I'm not an internet tough girl. But if I was on the jury of the person that shot this sonofabiatch in the top of his spine, I'd have a hard time convicting.

You don't have to apologize for anything you do. You're a Girl on the Internet. You're as untouchable (in many ways) as the dude in the article.


I... Don't even know what to say to this.
 
2011-03-25 03:37:11 PM  
I didn't know sex slaves could own pedophiles?
 
2011-03-25 03:37:40 PM  
Fred Gwynne is not amused

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-03-25 03:42:58 PM  
I guess he kind of blows away the fat, bald pedophile stereotype.
 
2011-03-25 03:44:00 PM  
I am not a big fan of vigilante justice usually, but if the justice system can't, or won't punish some people...
 
2011-03-25 03:48:17 PM  
This guy didn't get off because he's rich, he's rubbing elbows with the most powerful douchebags in the world:

"He is a former board member of Rockefeller University, a member of the New York Academy of Sciences, the Trilateral Commission, and the Council on Foreign Relations, and a visiting fellow at Harvard University."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Epstein
 
2011-03-25 03:48:54 PM  
i178.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-25 03:54:16 PM  

Fecacacophany: Dear budding sociopathic murderer in training, wherever you are,

Put down the 10,000 page manifesto. Nobody's gonna read it. It's simple: This guy or Fred Phelps. Your choice, or both. Skin em' wear their innards or eat em'. Whatever makes you happy. Indulge yourself. Then check out like a man, OK? We'll understand.

- The world.


Fred Phelps the Martyr scares me a lot more than Fred Phelps the national joke
 
2011-03-25 03:56:22 PM  

j__z: Where are these guys when you need them?



/hot


They don't exist, or are bumbling fools who get caught by the police on their first "mission?"
 
2011-03-25 04:00:41 PM  

transplendent: This douchebag is on the Council of Foreign Relations and theTrilateral Commission, and hobnobs with Clinton, which means that he is not just any douchebag, but a very very powerful one. And a sexual deviant and procurer at the highest levels. There is a recent nauseating puff-piece about him in New York Magazine, complete with ringing personal endorsements from Donald Trump, and from Bubba himself.

In the article, he purports to run a gazillion dollar hedge-fund personally, with only administrative assistance - no portfolio managers or analysts - by spending 10 hours a day trading on the phone. This obvious lie means most likely that, instead of being a financial genius, he is actually a financial front, a la Madoff.

Also, he has incriminating evidence of his powerful friends in compromising positions, to serve as insurance; the leaked snapshot of Prince Andrew was a warning.

Please rest assured that our country and financial markets rest in honest and capable hands. That is all.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2011-03-25 04:03:17 PM  

namegoeshere: I am not a big fan of vigilante justice usually, but if the justice system can't, or won't punish some people...


I mean think about...all it would take is one person in the right place/right time kind of situation. Couldn't be that hard to find out where this douche lives in NYC would it?
 
2011-03-25 04:04:00 PM  
I don't have a need to carry a handgun around, but this kind of story makes me want one... just in case I see that smug face out on the street one day...
 
2011-03-25 04:16:58 PM  
He's a hedge fund manager? Scumbag. He should do serious time in a PMITA prison.
 
2011-03-25 04:19:56 PM  

what_now: Tickle Mittens: Can we sentence the accused killer to be paraded around the deceased's funeral in a sedan chair?

A shot to the top of your spine wouldn't kill you.


No...it'd cripple him from the neck down though.
Turn him into a living head unable to command anything on his body below the point of impact.
Might even need to be on a respirator.

Not a whole lot of fun.
 
2011-03-25 04:20:39 PM  
he probably has a small one.
 
2011-03-25 04:20:47 PM  

DavidVincent: Observatory: Ah, Fark's favourite Billionaire Jew Pedopjhiletm


the guy who had 3 twelve year old girls flown over from France for his 50th b-day party.


Say would you will about the Taliban, I think they would be more able to mete out proper justice in this case.


What, stone the girls to death?
 
2011-03-25 04:24:33 PM  

Fecacacophany: Dear budding sociopathic murderer in training, wherever you are,

Put down the 10,000 page manifesto. Nobody's gonna read it. It's simple: This guy or Fred Phelps. Your choice, or both. Skin em' wear their innards or eat em'. Whatever makes you happy. Indulge yourself. Then check out like a man, OK? We'll understand.

- The world.


*blinks*

Wow.
Talk about an elegant solution...
 
2011-03-25 04:28:51 PM  

RedEmily: he probably has a small one.


I'd be happy to be hung like a tic-tac in exchange for a billion dollars (valid US currency)
 
2011-03-25 04:33:31 PM  
yeah no shiat. different legal systems for different levels of wealth.
 
2011-03-25 04:47:58 PM  

frizzantik: FlashHarry: this piece of human filth needs to be raped to death in prison

dude.. you have issues if you think *anyone* deserves to be "raped to death"


Ordinarily I'd agree, but just this once I'll let it slide.
 
2011-03-25 04:48:37 PM  

RedEmily: he probably has a small one.


Look it up....at some point in one of the stories about this guy, they had transcripts from a police interview...actually they had video also and the cop reads from a victim's statement about Mr. Epstein's "egg shaped penis"
 
Displayed 50 of 217 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report