A guy like this will be able to buy himself plenty of protection in jail, so you prison rape fantasy farkers can forget that one this time.

Tickle Mittens: Top of my spine is where I put my brainstem. It would definately kill me. You wouldn't have to use silver bullets or anything.

Well that's your problem. You're putting your vulnerability in an easily accessed blind spot. Classic superhero misdesign.

imapirate: The victims. Were they hot? This is important.

He also co-owned one of those "child modeling agency's", and had his pick sent from Eastern Europe. So ... yeah, probably the best you can get, if girls who are done with puberty are a big turn off for you."

/Wha, me, sit over where?

bingethinker: I doubt this guy is going to a regular prison. He's going to the kind of place where having only a nine-hole golf course is considered to be "doing hard time".

FTA
"Sex crimes of the kind Roberts alleges took place typically carry a term of 10 to 20 years in federal prison. Yet when all was said and done, Epstein served his scant year-plus-one-month in a private wing of the Palm Beach jail and was granted a 16-hour-per-day free pass to leave the premises for work. "

Very convenient. and no chance for prison justice.

Ah, Fark's favourite Billionaire Jew Pedopjhile^tm


the guy who had 3 twelve year old girls flown over from France for his 50th b-day party.

I Said: My former boss's best friend. I have upsettingly decent knowledge about all this.

A lot more folks should be doing hard time around this.

Seeing how they live, and what they get away with, is what makes me laugh everytime I see some dumb f*ck in here posting about how difficult the rich have it and how everyone has an equal chance.

THIS is the place you should be spilling your guts. Come on, what do you know? We won't tell.



Promise.

bingethinker: I doubt this guy is going to a regular prison. He's going to the kind of place where having only a nine-hole golf course is considered to be "doing hard time".

If I'm the guy driving the bus to that prison, there would definitely be a detour.

Zagloba: Tickle Mittens: Top of my spine is where I put my brainstem. It would definately kill me. You wouldn't have to use silver bullets or anything.

Well that's your problem. You're putting your vulnerability in an easily accessed blind spot. Classic superhero misdesign.

It's ok, not that many people know about my weakness, and my cape mostly covers it up. So it should be alright.

My superpower kind of sucks, it's I get free stuff when ever I call to have pizza delivered. Don't get me wrong, I definately appreciate it, but I was hoping for teleportation. It could be worse, this guy I used to play Paranoia with ended up with "inorganic matter eating x3," his character had "luck."

Dear budding sociopathic murderer in training, wherever you are,

Put down the 10,000 page manifesto. Nobody's gonna read it. It's simple: This guy or Fred Phelps. Your choice, or both. Skin em' wear their innards or eat em'. Whatever makes you happy. Indulge yourself. Then check out like a man, OK? We'll understand.

- The world.

Another Government Employee: what_now: You know, I'm not an internet tough girl. But if I was on the jury of the person that shot this sonofabiatch in the top of his spine, I'd have a hard time convicting.

Eh. $1.00 fine and an hour in jail. (Can't completely let him off)

I'd apply the same sentence as used when someone kills a dog in cold blood.

Also, no one has posted Shepherd Book yet?

The rich live by different laws than the rest of us. This is nothing new.

I say we leave him in a locked cell and send in all the girls he exploited - armed with baseball bats. Wait 30 minutes. When the job is done, scrape what's left of him into a bucket and give each girl an equal share of his estate.

Done.

FTFA: three 12-year-old French girls were delivered to him as a birthday present


That sounds more like a punishment than a present.

Ahh the US criminal justice system, where the accused are guilty until proven rich.

2wolves: Four legs good...

But if I just work harder....

What would you do if you had a billion dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two underage chicks at the same time, man.

Why don't the Westboro Baptists do something useful and picket this guy?

Katie Couric, Woody Allen, and George Stephanopoulos, among others, attended a dinner party he hosted for Prince Andrew in December...

Darling, the canapés are simply marvelous!

Where are these guys when you need them?



/hot

British tabloids most recently cried foul over the shabby royal comportment of Prince Andrew in agreeing to be the guest of an acknowledged pedophile

WTF.

mod3072: I knew. Anyone who has been paying attention at all knows that. We have two legal systems in America - one for the rich or famous, one for the rest. Guess which one sends more people to PMITA prison for minor offenses?

FTFY

...Winning, duh?

Okieboy: Why don't the Westboro Baptists do something useful and picket this guy?

Because he did it with girls.

Observatory: Ah, Fark's favourite Billionaire Jew Pedopjhiletm


the guy who had 3 twelve year old girls flown over from France for his 50th b-day party.


Say would you will about the Taliban, I think they would be more able to mete out proper justice in this case.

monoski: Tat'dGreaser: Were you just born yesterday?

If so, in about 12 years this Jeffrey Epstein guy will bang you and give your family a small pile of money.

That post was written in tigers blood.

Okieboy: Why don't the Westboro Baptists do something useful and picket this guy?

I assume their response would be:
God hates children
Thank god for child rapists
Epstein is a saint

Out of idle curiousity, just where in the world is this wonderful legal system that doesn't grant tremendous advantages to wealthy accused criminals?

Is it France? And if so, does France have an extradition treaty with the United States?

DavidVincent: Observatory: Ah, Fark's favourite Billionaire Jew Pedopjhiletm


the guy who had 3 twelve year old girls flown over from France for his 50th b-day party.


Say would you will about the Taliban, I think they would be more able to mete out proper justice in this case.

Well Mo married a 9 yr old so the age is ok.

As long as he only had one wife it would be cool (cause he could have up to 4).

Also unless the girls could produce 3 independent witnesses it would be there fault.

Katie Couric, Woody Allen, and George Stephanopoulos, among others, attended a dinner party he hosted for Prince Andrew in December...

When's the peasant revolt happening? I'm available most Tuesday evenings.
/won't be televised...

sicko needs to diaf.
seriously. anyone have an address?

mod3072: I knew. Anyone who has been paying attention at all knows that. We have two legal systems in America - one for the rich, one for the rest. Guess which one sends more people to PMITA prison for minor offenses?

The middle class can also buy their way out of minor offenses (at least some of the time).

savage_world: Out of idle curiousity, just where in the world is this wonderful legal system that doesn't grant tremendous advantages to wealthy accused criminals?

Is it France? And if so, does France have an extradition treaty with the United States?

There was such a place... but it went away circa 1991.

He looks like he could be cast as himself when Law and Order: SVU does this story.

They already did it.

SVU (new window)

Colm Feore played the scumbag.

Please, did Stabler help the guy look closely at the table a few times?

DavidVincent: Observatory:


the guy who had 3 twelve year old girls flown over from France for his 50th b-day party.


Say would you will about the Taliban, I think they would be more able to mete out proper justice in this case.

If you think that stoning 3 12yo girls to death for adultery is proper justice, then yes.

So, apparently being a billionaire hedge fund manager means you get a much lighter sentence for being a sex-slave-owning pedophile. Who knew?

Well, duh.

Hell, being a millionaire Hall of Fame football player will get you acquitted of double murder charges.

who didn't?

What's even more farked up is the time he actually served allowed for him to leave prison for 16 hours every day. That's like you just go there only to sleep in a private cell. Wow...

The_Gallant_Gallstone: savage_world: Out of idle curiousity, just where in the world is this wonderful legal system that doesn't grant tremendous advantages to wealthy accused criminals?

Is it France? And if so, does France have an extradition treaty with the United States?

There was such a place... but it went away circa 1991.

You need to review Beria's recreational activities a little more closely.

robertus: Relatively Obscure: I bet fear and intimidation experienced by victims during pre-trial proceedings, combined with a ferocious, protracted campaign to undermine the prosecution, culminated in a set of charges that became a virtual slap on the wrist.

Also, fear and intimidation experienced by victims during pre-trial proceedings, combined with a ferocious, protracted campaign to undermine the prosecution, culminated in a set of charges that became a virtual slap on the wrist.

You said fear and intimidation experienced by victims during pre-trial proceedings, combined with a ferocious, protracted campaign to undermine the prosecution, culminated in a set of charges that became a virtual slap on the wrist twice.

/You must really like fear and intimidation experienced by victims during pre-trial proceedings, combined with a ferocious, protracted campaign to undermine the prosecution, culminating in a set of charges that became a virtual slap on the wrist

Yo Dawg, we heard you liked fear and intimidation experienced by victims during pre-trial proceedings, combined with a ferocious, protracted campaign to undermine the prosecution, culminating in a set of charges that became a virtual slap on the wrist....

At least the dude slows down in school zones

The_Gallant_Gallstone: mod3072: I knew. Anyone who has been paying attention at all knows that. We have two legal systems in America - one for the rich, one for the rest. Guess which one sends more people to PMITA prison for minor offenses?

The middle class can also buy their way out of minor offenses (at least some of the time).

Ah, yes. The "points" system. It's a tidy little scam. Unless you're out for blood, you don't have the time or the energy to go down to court and fight that "improper turn". It's your word against his, anyhow. So why not just pay for the "points", eh? It's just easier...

Man deserves killing.

You know how Sean Hannity has the kind of face that makes you want to punch it?

This guy has the kind of face that makes me want to smash it with a brick.

Headso: What's even more farked up is the time he actually served allowed for him to leave prison for 16 hours every day. That's like you just go there only to sleep in a private cell. Wow...

I'm left with the impression that Tom Bodett is working the light switch in that jail cell.