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(SI)   First college football coaches poll is out. Which "O" tops the list?   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 304
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2003-08-01 11:55:57 AM
you know what I mean...OhOhOh!
 
2003-08-01 11:56:13 AM
Meh.

Let the Ohio fanboy biatching begin.
 
2003-08-01 11:56:33 AM
BOOMER SOONER!!!!!!!
 
2003-08-01 11:56:47 AM
"gonna' show her my "oh" face"
 
2003-08-01 11:56:57 AM
Go Sun Devils!
 
2003-08-01 11:57:06 AM
Well duh. Ohio state last year made themselves a cheesecake schedule and got lucky in a couple key games.
 
2003-08-01 11:57:26 AM
UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS!!!! :)
 
2003-08-01 11:58:52 AM
And that was before Maurice Clarett had $6,000 of goods that weren't his stolen from a car that's not his. What a farking pussy. Maybe now that he's out of preseason practices he'll have more time to limp around, clutch that boo-boo on his shoulder, and fail Black 101.
 
2003-08-01 11:59:03 AM
Ohio? My alma mater is rough again as usual.

I think most of you mean Ohio State, who, while they may be the reigning national champions, can suck my white ass.
 
2003-08-01 12:00:10 PM
BOOOOOOOOMER
 
2003-08-01 12:00:46 PM
O K L A H O M A
Our chant rolls on and on!
 
2003-08-01 12:01:03 PM
Ahem...

Fight the team across the field, show them Ohio's here!
And then we'll set the stands reverberating with a mighty cheer,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall, never let that team get the ball!
Hail! Hail! The gang's all here so let's root for Ohio now!

Go Bucks!
That is all,
Rev
 
2003-08-01 12:01:09 PM
Better make sure they don't "overlook" OSU again.
 
2003-08-01 12:01:28 PM
GOOD OLE' ROCKY TOP (WEE!)
ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE!
 
2003-08-01 12:03:09 PM
OU SUCKS!
 
2003-08-01 12:03:15 PM
Youngstown in da house!

Jim Tressel coached at Youngstown State before going to Ohio State. Bob Stoops is a Youngstown native.
We representin'.
 
2003-08-01 12:03:33 PM
sooner born...
 
2003-08-01 12:03:40 PM
The Sooners I mean...overlook, you know, the Pokes...again.
 
2003-08-01 12:03:48 PM
Go Tigers! Clemson, that is. Hey, we won a national title once. No shiat. Granted its been 22 years.
 
2003-08-01 12:04:40 PM
What?! Not tejas?

/shocked and stunned
 
2003-08-01 12:04:53 PM
HAIL TO THE VICTORS GO BLUE!
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2003-08-01 12:05:26 PM
I wouldn't worry about Oklahoma, if I were you Blowhio State:
1. You have enough of your own problems. Every time Clarett opens his mouth, the NCAA takes a closer look at your program.
2. Jason White risks rupturing his ACL every time he ties his shoelaces.
 
2003-08-01 12:05:42 PM
K-State...

o-ver-ra-ted...o-ver-ra-ted...
 
2003-08-01 12:06:49 PM
NotoriousW.O.P
What's up Y-town? My mama's from Y-town. What a shiathole, but Tressel is most certainly the man!
 
2003-08-01 12:07:32 PM
There will be no overlooking of, or losing to, the Oklahoma Aggies this year. Only an old fashioned ass-whipping of that orange scourge like it's 1977 again. I expect to see Tommie Harris and most of the other starters in street clothes jawing with the crowd during the second half.
 
2003-08-01 12:08:23 PM
Go Boilermakers! Purdue at #22. The only team that can stop Purdue is... well, Purdue. And we're really good at it!
 
2003-08-01 12:08:29 PM
It doesn't matter that OU is ranked #1. My Okla State Cowboys will kick their a$$ this year like they did last year....and the year before....
 
2003-08-01 12:08:32 PM
Hail to you, Ohio State,
the former home of Woody hayes,
we hear you like your sheep at OSU,
so put your co-eds out to graze,
RAH, RAH, RAH,
knock them off their ivory towers,
send them crawling back to the showers,
hail, hail Ohio State,
you're a know-nothing fark-off school.
 
2003-08-01 12:08:37 PM
wiggie: it must kind of pathetic to be a poke and have one's entire season hang on whether or not you can beat just one specific team... as opposed to trying for a real goal like a national championship, confernce championship, bowl victory or at least a bowl trip...
 
2003-08-01 12:08:38 PM
The Big 12 is so awesome at everything. 2 teams in the Final Four, 3 of the top 5 college football teams in America...

Why is Miami going to the ACC? We'd take them and kick Baylor out. I guess we'd get tired of traveling all the way to Florida for games.
 
2003-08-01 12:08:42 PM
Right_Rev
Beatsa hell outta me what's up in Y-town. I moved out four years ago. Fam's still there.
It is most certainly a shiathole, and until Jim Traficant got indicted, nobody believed the stories I told about it.
 
2003-08-01 12:08:53 PM
GO BUCKS!!! Coaches poll doesn't mean jack.
 
2003-08-01 12:09:26 PM
Hey Sphincter
I'd like to refer you to my rousing rendition of "Fight the Team" earlier in the thread. Michigan can suck it.
 
2003-08-01 12:09:28 PM
just another way for the man to keep everyone fat dumb and happy while they're enslaved in the shackles of capital oppression.
 
2003-08-01 12:09:34 PM
"2002-08-01 12:07:32 PM
There will be no overlooking of, or losing to, the Oklahoma Aggies this year. Only an old fashioned ass-whipping of that orange scourge like it's 1977 again. I expect to see Tommie Harris and most of the other starters in street clothes jawing with the crowd during the second half."

I fixed the date for you.
 
2003-08-01 12:10:13 PM
2003-08-01 12:05:26 PM jbc
2. Jason White risks rupturing his ACL every time he ties his shoelaces.


But we have so many more quarterbacks than Jason White. If he goes down, don't be surprised if we get better.
 
2003-08-01 12:10:34 PM
Hail! to the victors valiant,
Hail! to the conquering heroes,
Hail! Hail! to Michigan the leaders and best,
Hail! to the victors valiant,
Hail! to the conquering heroes,
Hail! Hail! to Michigan the champions of the West.
 
2003-08-01 12:10:41 PM
Pray for our troops Stoops!
 
2003-08-01 12:11:20 PM
Huh?
 
2003-08-01 12:12:06 PM
as much as i love the sooners, i have serious doubts about our offense... specifically, the, what as become an annual concern, quaterback situation...
 
2003-08-01 12:12:14 PM
I share your enthusiasm, LadyVol04, but road games at Miami, Florida and Georgia are going to make it tough. But, that said, GO VOLS.

Robert_the_Large: No offense, but the most memorable thing about Clemson's national title was Ohio State coach Woody Hayes snapping and attacking a Clemson player in the title game. I believe that cost him his job, ulitimately.
 
2003-08-01 12:12:35 PM
Godblessya Hawk24
That brought a smile to my face.

Hail to those motherfarkers!
Hail to those big corksuckers!
Hail! Hail! To Michigan the cesspool of the world!

Hail to those masturbators!
Hail to those fornicators!
Hail! Hail! To Michigan the cesspool of the world!
 
2003-08-01 12:13:13 PM
Ohio this, Michigan that...without the money, those programs would all suck pigskin. Be sure to watch an even more prolific passing attack out of the MWC SDSU Aztecs. Remember last year, JR Tolver and Kasim Osgood, 200+ ypg each. Now the Aztecs have a rushing threat, Hall will pass for more than 4000. Watch and learn. Air Coryell lives!
 
2003-08-01 12:13:23 PM
College football is meaningless until there is a playoff. I hope all the Ohio State fans realize that USC would have kicked the shiat out of Miami or OSU the way they were playing at the end of the season.
 
2003-08-01 12:13:27 PM
Sweet
 
2003-08-01 12:14:56 PM
We can argue who has the best team, but it is obvious that everyone agrees the Big XII is the best conference top to bottom, sport to sport.

Look at the last three years, a football champion (OU), baseball world series (UT), the only undefeated wrestler EVER (Iowa State), final four men(OU/KU), women's b-ball title game (OU), um softball champs (OU) and two time defending men's gymnastics (OU)

And there is more, I just can't recall it all!
 
2003-08-01 12:15:13 PM
Boomer Sooner! That's great, though I would rather them not start out with such a target.
 
2003-08-01 12:16:26 PM
Our honor defend
we will fight till the end
for O H I O.

/or words to that effect.

Go Bucks, 11 returning starters on Offense. Oh yeah, back to back baby.
 
2003-08-01 12:17:07 PM
Ohio State lucked their way to the title last year. (That and cheating to get their RB on the roster didn't hurt). There will be no repeat performance this year.
 
2003-08-01 12:17:48 PM
ElwoodCuse:

"...USC would have kicked the shiat out of Miami or OSU..."

I think we can all agree that Pac-10 football sucks it hard.
 
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