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(Canoe)   High school secretary's double life as a porn star exposed. Cover blown by autograph seeking student. With photo goodness   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 257
    More: Amusing, QMI Agency, Quebec City, Samantha Ardente, high schools, students  
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2011-03-24 06:11:13 PM  

cowsspinach: Senor Spielbergo:

Dude....
have you ever SEEN average people? I'd say she's AT LEAST average-looking.
Either that, or you live in a place with very attractive "average" people.. in which case....
i'll pack my bags.

To me, she's not average. She looks like that skank with 3 kids you'll see at your local gas station yelling at her kids because they're taking too much candy.



/Btw it's dudette :o)


I concur. That's some mighty fine ette there dude.
 
2011-03-24 06:11:15 PM  

It's_A_Farking_Secret: I think my husband is an honourary Farker. I texted him "hey is it illegal to fire a school secretary here for being a porn star?" His reply? "give her my number and I can discuss it with her in more detail." Dick. :-P


Heh. Awesome.
 
2011-03-24 06:13:46 PM  
Ce sont des genoux pointus...
 
2011-03-24 06:14:12 PM  

cowsspinach: elev8meL8r: cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude?

Accidentally? The whole thing?

Want to see her nude***.


I suspect her nude *** might be the best part. I won't know til I get home though.
 
2011-03-24 06:18:20 PM  

slapmastered: It's a Philly thing. Cheesesteak Wit. As in, "wit" onions.)


Bonus sponsorship for getting the Philly thing. Enjoy!
 
2011-03-24 06:21:05 PM  

Sun Khan: slapmastered: It's a Philly thing. Cheesesteak Wit. As in, "wit" onions.)

Bonus sponsorship for getting the Philly thing. Enjoy!


Woot! Thanks!

/Still a filthy Liter at heart...
 
2011-03-24 06:25:24 PM  
Woops! Wrong thread, I'm so embarrassed. No idea how I even got here. Might as well leave a post for no apparent reason.
 
2011-03-24 06:29:17 PM  

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Woops! Wrong thread, I'm so embarrassed. No idea how I even got here. Might as well leave a post for no apparent reason.


sadly, yr post makes as much or more sense than most here
 
2011-03-24 06:34:21 PM  
Pas de sexe, s'il vous plaît.
Nous sommes Québécoise!
 
2011-03-24 06:35:05 PM  

cowsspinach: Senor Spielbergo:

Dude....
have you ever SEEN average people? I'd say she's AT LEAST average-looking.
Either that, or you live in a place with very attractive "average" people.. in which case....
i'll pack my bags.

To me, she's not average. She looks like that skank with 3 kids you'll see at your local gas station yelling at her kids because they're taking too much candy.



/Btw it's dudette :o)


Yeah...I thought twice about "dude" but decided to take my chances. Sorry!

I guess what I'm saying is that the skank with 3 kids IS average in my opinion.

Not a 5/10 "average" but "US population" average.

I think we might actually be agreeing here.
 
2011-03-24 06:40:02 PM  

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Woops! Wrong thread, I'm so embarrassed. No idea how I even got here. Might as well leave a post for no apparent reason.


What you did there, I see it.

/Am also doing it
 
2011-03-24 06:52:35 PM  
A votre sante.

Laissez les bon temps rouler!


la vie est souffrance

boire le vin

et laisser le monde

être dans le monde
 
2011-03-24 06:55:44 PM  

cowsspinach: To me, she's not average. She looks like that skank with 3 kids you'll see at your local gas station yelling at her kids because they're taking too much candy.


Oh bullshiat. The average North American is overweight, so that right there says you're full of shiat. She may not be the face that launched a thousand ships but she's hardly "average." Average women are fat and doughy (even if you personally and your friends are not, that is average) and aren't wearing makeup.

Especially to the gas station.
 
2011-03-24 06:57:02 PM  

illannoyin: et lbaisser le monde


FTFY, in this case anyway.
 
2011-03-24 07:03:23 PM  
I think I need to see more photographic and video evidence to see if justice is being done in this case.
 
2011-03-24 07:06:10 PM  
Maybe with a paper bag.
 
2011-03-24 07:08:08 PM  
mark de book?

/didn't look, have no idea if it's worth it.
 
2011-03-24 07:13:22 PM  
Bookmark? You're soaking in it.
 
2011-03-24 07:17:16 PM  

Somacandra: /srsly...not cool



That should be censure not censor.
 
2011-03-24 07:19:57 PM  
Meh.

I wouldn't go out of my way.
 
2011-03-24 07:23:47 PM  

misanthropic1: Maybe with a paper bag.


thats what doggy style be for!
 
2011-03-24 07:51:44 PM  
She's a butterface. I would still hit it. In the butt if she let me.
 
2011-03-24 08:02:55 PM  
I just want to say, I like how in the first sentence the article uses the phrase "blue movie". No one says that anymore. It's quaint! My dad used to say it.
 
2011-03-24 08:05:38 PM  
strapp3r:
i
would
not
hit
that
with
a
rented
dick


What? Not even a rented one & someone pushing on your ass?

/what if you got a deposit on the rental first?
 
2011-03-24 08:08:49 PM  
She is FUGLY.
 
2011-03-24 08:39:54 PM  
Not bookmark worthy?
 
2011-03-24 08:43:38 PM  

SideshowRaheem: She's a butterface. I would still hit it. In the butt if she let me.


consent matters?
 
2011-03-24 08:56:35 PM  
FTA:
"What she did was inappropriate," said the teacher, who refused to give his name. "But it's not illegal, either. So we told the students that there's no place for that (situation) here and we'll see what happens next."


Wait, there's no place here for porn star secretaries? Or there's no place here for firing her for something that's not illegal? I don't understand what this teacher is trying to say.


/just like 10th grade all over again
 
2011-03-24 09:36:29 PM  
FTA--school board spokeswoman Louise Boisvert told QMI Agency "Even if she didn't work directly with the students

GFY, Louise.
 
2011-03-24 09:40:47 PM  

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


I thought Moby was gay!?
 
2011-03-24 09:43:23 PM  
apparently subby thinks anybody who has participated in a porno is a "star".

i got news for you...
 
2011-03-24 10:02:36 PM  

Wulfman: FTA:
"What she did was inappropriate," said the teacher, who refused to give his name. "But it's not illegal, either. So we told the students that there's no place for that (situation) here and we'll see what happens next."


Wait, there's no place here for porn star secretaries? Or there's no place here for firing her for something that's not illegal? I don't understand what this teacher is trying to say.


/just like 10th grade all over again


Remember, she said this in French. So anyway you look at it, it makes no sense.
 
2011-03-24 10:16:23 PM  

A Fark Handle: mark de book?

/didn't look, have no idea if it's worth it.

 
2011-03-24 10:32:07 PM  
She should be fired, but not for reasons you might think. She should be fired for poor choices, yes, but the poor choice is not for choosing to participate in adult entertainment, but rather for choosing to do so for Pegasus Productions. The last time I saw web programming that bad was in 2002. Their website seriously looks like something that would be hosted on Geocities. I thought porn sites are supposed to be the few places on the internet where all claimed functionality works.

/I don't read French, the English doesn't work, and I can't browse their DVD selection!
 
2011-03-24 10:52:34 PM  
google cache tells me the film's webpage title was
"Abuseurs en Série 2 - Film porno Québecois, porno gratuit ..."

We'll make it free, no student will ever search for free porn.
 
2011-03-24 11:20:57 PM  
Why was the autograph seeking a student?

/has anyone done this one yet?
//the hyphen is your friend
///pretentious grammar nazi
 
2011-03-24 11:24:51 PM  
Probably already said but who has the time to read the comments.

This is why we need to give the porn performers the salaries they deserve, so that they don't have to moonlight in our schools.
 
2011-03-24 11:25:03 PM  
As best I can tell, this chick was in one scene of one film. That seems to be the entirety of her porn "career".
 
2011-03-24 11:32:27 PM  
"I really like DVDA"

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2011-03-25 01:20:48 AM  

Thudfark: Trier de veulent


Peut-etre veux

/RLPV
 
2011-03-25 02:19:25 AM  
[thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg]

what a porn star might look like...

img38.imageshack.us

/chick from article set off sharp knees detector...
 
2011-03-25 03:18:36 AM  
Do they ask at interview "have you ever done porn?" is it in the contract? How can they fire her otherwise?
 
2011-03-25 03:53:53 AM  
ANyone find a video? I believe further research is needed.
 
2011-03-25 07:21:14 AM  

Thudfark: Wait, there's no place here for porn star secretaries? Or there's no place here for firing her for something that's not illegal? I don't understand what this teacher is trying to say.


/just like 10th grade all over again

Remember, she said this in French. So anyway you look at it, it makes no sense.



You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French!
 
2011-03-25 07:32:58 AM  

ParaHandy: Thudfark: Trier de veulent

Peut-etre veux

/RLPV


Yeah....I know it didn't feel right. Sue me. We didn't cover future memes in high school French 25 years ago.
 
2011-03-25 07:48:46 AM  

radioman_: Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.

This.

Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?

And that.

Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


Porn Chop?
 
2011-03-25 08:21:45 AM  

Meerlar: [thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg]

what a porn star might look like...



/chick from article set off sharp knees detector...


Really.. It took 5 pages to get to this?
All the Farkers must of been in their bunks last night..
 
2011-03-25 09:23:47 AM  
Should I bookmark here?
 
2011-03-25 09:37:15 AM  
"I'll be back"
 
2011-03-25 09:50:27 AM  
I would not hit it in the box.
I would not hit it, except with rocks.
I would not hit it at the school.
I would not touch it with my tool.
I would not hit it in the rain.
I might just hit it, with a train.
I would not hit it, take it from me.
I'm saving myself for RedEmily!
 
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