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(Canoe)   High school secretary's double life as a porn star exposed. Cover blown by autograph seeking student. With photo goodness   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 257
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2011-03-24 05:13:39 PM  

FARK in FL: JonnyBGoode: I Wood Net (?) (?) Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick.

eye wood net (paraphrasing) hit that with Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick

I would not hit that with a rented dick

/?


Winner.
 
2011-03-24 05:13:53 PM  

NuttierThanEver: what an idiot. the student should have approached her after schol and used that information to his advantage.


i.imgur.com

/srsly...not cool
 
2011-03-24 05:14:11 PM  
FTFA:

storage.canoe.ca
 
2011-03-24 05:15:19 PM  
Eye
Wood
Net
Hittite
'wich
Ayy!
Runt
Ed
Dick
 
2011-03-24 05:16:14 PM  

Sun Khan: FARK in FL: JonnyBGoode: I Wood Net (?) (?) Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick.

eye wood net (paraphrasing) hit that with Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick

I would not hit that with a rented dick

/?

Winner.


Whoever won, we all lost.

Now onto the pics and the discussion of the validity of the term "Porn Star"!! We lost enough valuable time as it is.
 
2011-03-24 05:16:59 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: It's_A_Farking_Secret Quote 2011-03-24 04:21:01 PM
Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.

I don't know how it is in Canada, but there was a similar story on FARK about a month ago where a teacher got fired for having done pron like 12 years ago. A student recognized her from something he saw on the interwebs also. This happened in Florida, I think.


Quebec has extremely strict labour codes where it's damn near impossible to fire someone for anything not specifically job related.
 
2011-03-24 05:18:26 PM  
If most farkers got ahold of her, she'd have Cheetos yellow streaked all over her ass.
 
2011-03-24 05:18:33 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: omfg. do not want.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-03-24 05:20:13 PM  
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that so many posters here are advocating blackmail. Still a bit disappointing. She's moonlighting--probably needs the money--just not cool.
 
2011-03-24 05:20:46 PM  

It's_A_Farking_Secret: Igor Jakovsky: It's_A_Farking_Secret Quote 2011-03-24 04:21:01 PM
Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.

I don't know how it is in Canada, but there was a similar story on FARK about a month ago where a teacher got fired for having done pron like 12 years ago. A student recognized her from something he saw on the interwebs also. This happened in Florida, I think.

Quebec has extremely strict labour codes where it's damn near impossible to fire someone for anything not specifically job related.


As it should be - if the activity isn't illegal to begin with, you shouldn't be fired for it.
 
2011-03-24 05:21:22 PM  

MikeFallopian:
That title doesn't help her case much, does it? If she had starred in "Monogamous Nice Girls Who Really Don't Do This Sort of Thing Often But Scrupulously Secure Their Partners' Consent When They Do 5", she might be suspended with pay instead of without.


LOL. I wonder how many people would buy a copy of that.

Normally I'd say that it would be a great title to rope in the Puritans, but they seem to prefer the absolutely filthy stuff, probably a consequence of spending too much time convincing people that innocent things are smutty.
 
2011-03-24 05:21:25 PM  
It's Canada she shoul go get a note from her Dr. and go out on stress leave for the next 6 months at 3/4 pay.
 
2011-03-24 05:24:14 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2011-03-24 05:25:13 PM  

xaks: An /eyeroll, a /sigh, and a "You know, I get that ALL the time. It's nice and all, but still..." and she'd prolly still have a job.

Although, I'm solidly in the camp of "who farkin cares" if she makes porn. As long as she isn't making it with the students, it shouldn't matter.

And yes, I've hit worse and would hit that if Mrs Xaks wasn't.


Mrs Xaks is hitting that? Lucky bastich.
 
2011-03-24 05:27:46 PM  
According to TFA:

If you appear in porn = you're automatically a 'porn star'.
 
2011-03-24 05:28:25 PM  

elev8meL8r: palad: What the hell? What she did was 100% legal. There are no grounds to fire her.

If she's let go, I hope she takes it to court.

I'm already preparing my briefs.


I think my husband is an honourary Farker. I texted him "hey is it illegal to fire a school secretary here for being a porn star?" His reply? "give her my number and I can discuss it with her in more detail." Dick. :-P
 
2011-03-24 05:29:16 PM  
Guys, this one's a double-bagger.

/knees are also way too sharp
 
2011-03-24 05:30:21 PM  

Fett56: eww, nasty fake boobs


What on earth makes you say fake? They're covered. In a bra. Totally covered. And super normal sized.
 
2011-03-24 05:30:51 PM  
Farking kids are sociopaths. So she's out of a normal job because some stupid teenager, couldn't rub the braincells together to realize that if his stupid ass talked it could cost her her livelihood.

Sure she made the choice to appear in the movie, but it's not like she was trying to advertise it at the school. Or fark the kids.

Then again if that were me, I'd have not only denied it to the kid I'd have told him that wasn't appropriate school discussion, then reported him to the principal for being inappropriate with school staff.

Of course I'm both male and fat so not like I'd ever be in that position. Guess she's at least got a fall back career now.
 
2011-03-24 05:33:44 PM  
They fired her?

I'd offer her a new position.
She's someone I could really get behind and push up the social ladder.

I'm sure other farkers would give her a leg up...
 
2011-03-24 05:36:08 PM  

It's_A_Farking_Secret: I think my husband is an honourary Farker. I texted him "hey is it illegal to fire a school secretary here for being a porn star?" His reply? "give her my number and I can discuss it with her in more detail." Dick. :-P


i.imgur.com
 
2011-03-24 05:36:58 PM  

Boudyro: Of course I'm both male and fat so not like I'd ever be in that position.


There are people who are into that.....
 
2011-03-24 05:37:09 PM  

Dellirium: They fired her?

I'd offer her a new position.
She's someone I could really get behind and push up the social ladder.

I'm sure other farkers would give her a leg up...


I would hire her to work on my staff....
 
2011-03-24 05:37:38 PM  
Really? Who would want to her nude? She's not hot at all. Matter of fact she's not even average.
 
2011-03-24 05:38:22 PM  

Kirkenhegelstein: TangoSucka: Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!


Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.

Sigh.

Say Sofa King Smart out loud to yourself. Say it fast, as if it were all one word. Hopefully, you're at work.

Hence, the comment is illustrative of the name.


Sofa King Smart, FTW!!

/an here I was all ready to go
//"nobody is dumb enough to fall for this"
///kudos
 
2011-03-24 05:40:10 PM  

cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude? She's not hot at all. Matter of fact she's not even average.


She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
 
2011-03-24 05:40:52 PM  

FTGodWin: Kirkenhegelstein: TangoSucka: Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!


Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.

Sigh.

Say Sofa King Smart out loud to yourself. Say it fast, as if it were all one word. Hopefully, you're at work.

Hence, the comment is illustrative of the name.

Sofa King Smart, FTW!!

/an here I was all ready to go
//"nobody is dumb enough to fall for this"
///kudos



/Saw the SNL skit with Jimmy Fallon
 
2011-03-24 05:42:21 PM  

cman: VERY Not safe for work (new window)


Having reviewed the evidence, her breasts have most definitely been enhanced. But my motto is: if they are in my mouth or hand, they are by definition real. I'd hit it. Repeatedly. Multiple times. And take her out for a nice dinner afterwards, then hit it again. With no shame.
 
2011-03-24 05:42:33 PM  
Vicky Guerrero does pron?

images4.fanpop.com


EXCUSE MEEEEEEE
 
2011-03-24 05:45:13 PM  

The Third Man: Eye
Wood
Net
Hittite
Sub Wit. (It's a Philly thing. Cheesesteak Wit. As in, "wit" onions.)
Ay!
Piglet Runt, as mentioned by someone else
Ed
Dick

Seems to be a "with" missing.


FTFY. Otherwise, great jorb.
 
2011-03-24 05:45:21 PM  

WTFDYW: If most farkers got ahold of her, she'd have Cheetos yellow streaked all over her ass.


That explains her hair.
 
2011-03-24 05:48:08 PM  

cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude? She's not hot at all. Matter of fact she's not even average.


Dude....

have you ever SEEN average people? I'd say she's AT LEAST average-looking.

Either that, or you live in a place with very attractive "average" people.. in which case....

i'll pack my bags.
 
2011-03-24 05:48:22 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Profedius: She is not very pretty and the hair doesn't help.

Damn doood, that's why God invented the light switch.


Yeah saddly I see very well in the dark. :(
 
2011-03-24 05:48:26 PM  

Somacandra: I guess I shouldn't be surprised that so many posters here are advocating blackmail. Still a bit disappointing. She's moonlighting--probably needs the money--just not cool.


would blackmail her for her pr0n money... don't really want anything else she might have to offer... ewwwww.
or maybe pimp her other services out to other HS kids... as has been proven from the unending stream of student/50 year old teacher scandals, they'll hit anything. c> profit.
 
2011-03-24 05:50:35 PM  
Porn slut, porn performer, or even porn actress (hehe) maybe... NOT porn star. Just getting farked on screen doesn't make one a porn star.

/Get it right for once
 
2011-03-24 05:51:58 PM  

dmc001: Porn slut, porn performer, or even porn actress (hehe) maybe... NOT porn star. Just getting farked on screen doesn't make one a porn star.

/Get it right for once


A pornographic actor/actress or a porn star (usually used in reference to a female actress) is a person who appears in pornographic films.

And we all know Wiki is never wrong.
 
2011-03-24 05:52:40 PM  
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So, you gotta wonder about your big porn star career when you have to work in the school office to make ends meet.

Just sayin

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2011-03-24 05:53:02 PM  
Seems like the kid missed a chance for some naughty blackmail.
 
2011-03-24 05:53:21 PM  

Profedius: Yeah saddly I see very well in the dark. :(


try wearing sunglasses at night
 
2011-03-24 05:54:19 PM  

bidness: cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude? She's not hot at all. Matter of fact she's not even average.

She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.


The wannabe or the legit ones?
 
2011-03-24 05:54:32 PM  

FirstDennis: make ends meet


ass to ass?
 
2011-03-24 05:58:11 PM  

Psycho Zombie Monkey: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: omfg. do not want.


*zing!*
 
2011-03-24 06:03:38 PM  
Senor Spielbergo:

Dude....
have you ever SEEN average people? I'd say she's AT LEAST average-looking.
Either that, or you live in a place with very attractive "average" people.. in which case....
i'll pack my bags.


To me, she's not average. She looks like that skank with 3 kids you'll see at your local gas station yelling at her kids because they're taking too much candy.



/Btw it's dudette :o)
 
2011-03-24 06:05:05 PM  

medius: FirstDennis: make ends meet

ass to ass?


Alabama Hotpockets?
 
2011-03-24 06:06:57 PM  
i
would
not
hit
that
with
a
rented
dick
 
2011-03-24 06:08:20 PM  

cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude?


Accidentally? The whole thing?
 
2011-03-24 06:08:25 PM  
She looks so Quebecoise... that's what things are like out near Quebec City I guess. Down in the heart of Montreal we have much much hotter wimmins. Just don't go to Laval or Longueil and you'll be fine.
 
2011-03-24 06:09:16 PM  
"I would not hit that with Richard Nixon watching"
 
2011-03-24 06:09:36 PM  
What the fark kind of censorship standards do they have in Canada? They'll show a full body shot of her in her undies, but then they blur the eyes of some fully dressed people?
 
2011-03-24 06:10:38 PM  

elev8meL8r: cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude?

Accidentally? The whole thing?


Want to see her nude***.


/typo
//sorry!
 
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