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(Canoe)   High school secretary's double life as a porn star exposed. Cover blown by autograph seeking student. With photo goodness   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 257
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2011-03-24 04:46:34 PM  
Can someone post a pic for me, the article is blocked and from the comments I'm picturing a skinny chick with rosanne's head with highlights...
 
2011-03-24 04:46:50 PM  

TangoSucka: Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!


Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.


Sigh.

Say Sofa King Smart out loud to yourself. Say it fast, as if it were all one word. Hopefully, you're at work.

Hence, the comment is illustrative of the name.
 
2011-03-24 04:46:56 PM  

Killer Cars: Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?

How do "remotely" appear in a porn? Be on a Skype conference call in the background?


I think it's like being a little bit pregnant.

IMO, "star" has very little meaning in the pr0n world. There's just so much pr0n out there and frankly, many of us really do not care whether it has any of these supposed pr0n A-listers or not. A pr0n star is simply a generic term for someone who is in one.
 
2011-03-24 04:46:58 PM  
Not the first, wont be the last. Heard of one some years ago about a subway server who did porn and was recognized and fired on the spot.
 
2011-03-24 04:49:03 PM  
Really... She was just doing her thing. High school students were watching porn, now its against the rules to do that if you are under 18.

Why are they punishing her for the students' rule breaking?
 
2011-03-24 04:49:25 PM  
Sun Khan: lotsa jpgs

People called Romans, they go the house?
 
2011-03-24 04:50:21 PM  
This is not the bookmark you're looking for.
 
2011-03-24 04:50:41 PM  
I wall net heiroglyphics sub Fonz runt? guy I can't figure out Nixon?
 
2011-03-24 04:50:57 PM  
People should be allowed to do whatever they want, and be free of all consequences of their actions, so long as it's not illegal.
 
2011-03-24 04:51:35 PM  

radioman_: Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


Pornlet sounds like something you get off the buffet table.
 
2011-03-24 04:52:23 PM  
I would net tab steak eh. Runt Ed Dick?
 
2011-03-24 04:52:44 PM  

Persnickety: Sun Khan: lotsa jpgs

People called Romans, they go the house?


My rough translation is:

"I wouldn't hit it with subby's piglike black-and-white dick."
 
2011-03-24 04:53:08 PM  

RedEmily: I Like Shiny Things: I could fap to the body, but the face? I think I just threw up in my mouth on my penis.Her knees are a little sharp too.

I hear some people are into that.


I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!
 
2011-03-24 04:53:23 PM  
I Wood Net (?) (?) Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick.
 
2011-03-24 04:53:59 PM  

Chair5768: People should be allowed to do whatever they want, and be free of all consequences of their actions, so long as it's not illegal.


Of course, but then what would the theotards complain about?
 
2011-03-24 04:54:21 PM  
Sun Khan

Eye - I
Wood - would
Net - net
Tablet?
sammich?
Eyyyyyyyy
Bacon
????
Nixon - Dick

I hate these things...
 
2011-03-24 04:54:32 PM  

kvinesknows: radioman_: Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?

ewww.. thats sounds like the disease you catch from a porn star.


Sounds like a Jiffy-John used for a quickie in the field.

/if the jiffy-john's rockin', don't bother knockin'
 
2011-03-24 04:54:34 PM  

Sarcastica75: lololololol

"whether the star of Serial Abusers 2 will keep her day job"

lololololololol


That title doesn't help her case much, does it? If she had starred in "Monogamous Nice Girls Who Really Don't Do This Sort of Thing Often But Scrupulously Secure Their Partners' Consent When They Do 5", she might be suspended with pay instead of without.
 
2011-03-24 04:54:52 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would net tab steak eh. Runt Ed Dick?


Close:

I would butterfly net cuneiform footlong Fonzi piglet Sullivan Nixon.
 
2011-03-24 04:56:16 PM  
Couldn't open the link at work.

So, what, she fixes the cable?
 
2011-03-24 04:58:02 PM  
Sun Khan: That's a terrible rebus. "I would net cuneiform sandwich Fonz piglet random guy Nixon?"
 
2011-03-24 04:58:18 PM  
Lash grain mesh chinese roast beef sandwhich jump the shark swine old guy crook?

ME TOO!!!
 
2011-03-24 05:00:18 PM  
Sun Khan - [pictures]

Milhouse Ed bacon-eeeey(z) roast beef sammich cuneiform net wood eye.

Wait, were we not supposed to go bottom up?

/mmm, baconnaise
 
2011-03-24 05:00:50 PM  

medius: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would net tab steak eh. Runt Ed Dick?

Close:

I would butterfly net cuneiform footlong Fonzi piglet Sullivan Nixon.


Ok, now this thread's been jacked. Moar pictures of pornstars, plz.
 
2011-03-24 05:01:21 PM  

This is a late parrot: "Even if she didn't work directly with the students, we have to evaluate the impact that this story will have on her, on the students and on the staff."

Heh, staff.


If this does not go well for her, I have a position on my staff for her.
 
2011-03-24 05:02:26 PM  

JonnyBGoode: I Wood Net (?) (?) Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick.


eye wood net (paraphrasing) hit that with Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick

I would not hit that with a rented dick

/?
 
2011-03-24 05:03:24 PM  
Eye
Wood
Net
Hittite
Sub
Ay!
Piglet
Ed
Dick

Seems to be a "with" missing.
 
2011-03-24 05:03:49 PM  
Feh. I'd tell her not to quit her day job, but...
 
2011-03-24 05:04:24 PM  
Remind me to never look at porn made in Quebec.
 
2011-03-24 05:04:32 PM  

luckyeddie: toddalmighty: Fugly

It's the knees again, isn't it? Always the bloody knees.


I'd give her bloody knees!
 
2011-03-24 05:04:57 PM  

dr_iacovone: If this does not go well for her, I have a position on my staff for her.


So you're saying you're short-staffed right now?
 
2011-03-24 05:04:59 PM  
Oh, the "sub" is supposed to be "wit". That ain't no "one wit", there's no cheese on that thing.
 
2011-03-24 05:05:09 PM  

Masterstuff: Sun Khan

I hate these things...


I would net rune subby aaaaay pork ed dick -

I would not ruin sub-ay porked dick

I would not (hit that ) with subby's forked dick?
 
2011-03-24 05:06:04 PM  
I wouldn't hit it with a something-ed dick?
 
2011-03-24 05:06:07 PM  
Postergirl for butterface.
 
2011-03-24 05:06:32 PM  
Maybe if they paid the school staff with the right amount, maybe the members wouldn't have to find other, more questionable, employment?

I would hit it... Or at least fap to it, since Mrs Arcturus wouldn't like me tapping anyone but her.
 
2011-03-24 05:06:44 PM  
Body kinda like a xenomorph. Face like a male glam rock star from the 80s. Outtie. I'm going to say, no.
 
2011-03-24 05:06:59 PM  

It's_A_Farking_Secret: phlegmmo: Hint: Don't want to be recognized? First thing to do is take the distinctive highlights/streaks out of your hair.

Those are not distinctive in QC, particularly in Levis.

And first time in history of the school my ass. The sheer amount of strippers porn stars and hookers in this province defies that kind of likelihood.


rlv.zcache.com

/oh, and I guess my standards are lower than most around here
//would hit it
 
2011-03-24 05:07:10 PM  
Sun Khan

Pupil wood catch tablet sammich cool swine some guy Richard?
 
2011-03-24 05:07:25 PM  
The only real (primarily) porn star I've met in person wasn't anyone I recognized... but apparently he was one of the better-known midgets in the biz. He always referred to himself as an "actor".
 
2011-03-24 05:07:42 PM  

Masterstuff: I hate these things...


I hated that game show where you had to guess puzzles like that.
 
2011-03-24 05:09:01 PM  
Eye-Wood-Net-Hittite-Witout Sub-Eyyy-Runt-Ed-Dick

... damn.
 
2011-03-24 05:09:06 PM  

It's_A_Farking_Secret: Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.


Good. I hope she files a lawsuit if she's fired. There is no place in a free society for an employer to control what an employee does on her off-time.
 
2011-03-24 05:09:20 PM  
She was very nervous," said Nicolas Lafleur, owner of Pegas Productions.


/sweet!
 
2011-03-24 05:09:42 PM  
What we have there, is a fine example of a skanque francaise.

1) Farked up hair.
2) Tanning-bed skin.
3) Bad implants.

She probably reeks of cigarettes and poutine as well......
 
2011-03-24 05:09:48 PM  

Herr_Direktor: Couldn't open the link at work.

So, what, she fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
 
2011-03-24 05:10:01 PM  
What are these bookmark things I keep hearing about?

/Not that I want to see the answer to that damned rebus after work
//Must be for all the porn star pics people aren't posting...
 
2011-03-24 05:11:15 PM  
This kid's deviousness and negotiating skills are a disappointment. Met her afterclass. Bring a safe for work (school) screenshot for a movie, maybe something to indicate the title of the movie and her screen name (don't want to get busted with porn on campus). Confront her after hours with the proof in her office. Can start asking for an autograph, but if that doesn't work, more than hint that the school administration would be me very interested in knowing her true identity. If you can't swing some from that, you're an idiot.

Of course, not saying anyone would want to swing some from that, maybe swing something at that, but...
 
2011-03-24 05:11:19 PM  
I would not hit 'wich a rented dick

(sandwich)
 
2011-03-24 05:11:29 PM  

CravenMorehead: dr_iacovone: If this does not go well for her, I have a position on my staff for her.

So you're saying you're short-staffed right now?


Well it is Canada afterall, it is kind of cold.
 
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