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(Canoe)   High school secretary's double life as a porn star exposed. Cover blown by autograph seeking student. With photo goodness   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 257
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2011-03-24 04:28:07 PM  

Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.


This.

Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?

And that.

Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?
 
2011-03-24 04:28:14 PM  

FunkOut: No, it doesn't give you a "healthy glowing sunkissed" look. You look like you are coated in soil that is high in iron oxide content and you should be put through a car wash.


Correct.

I also would have accepted "oompah-loompah-doopity-doo...."
 
2011-03-24 04:28:19 PM  
If her face and tacky hair were any more busted I would have thought she was in trouble for banging Tiger Woods in the parking lot of the school.

Nice granmaw bra, whore.
 
2011-03-24 04:28:35 PM  
It's_A_Farking_Secret Quote 2011-03-24 04:21:01 PM
Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.


I don't know how it is in Canada, but there was a similar story on FARK about a month ago where a teacher got fired for having done pron like 12 years ago. A student recognized her from something he saw on the interwebs also. This happened in Florida, I think.
 
2011-03-24 04:28:54 PM  
I don't get the ins and outs of the problem that resulted in her being suspended.
 
2011-03-24 04:29:16 PM  
GIS for "Samantha Ardente"

t0.gstatic.com

"A Brief History of Anal"

/sorry
 
2011-03-24 04:29:23 PM  
To those with the DO NOT WANT comments ... post pics of who you are farking so we can compare.

/cue "I love my wife/girlfriend for who she is" comments
 
2011-03-24 04:29:41 PM  

ongbok: Back when I was in high school, about 91 or 92, I used to have to pick my little brother up from his after school program. I swear one of the counselors, caretakers, or what ever they were called was 1980's porn queen Karen Summer. I never asked her about it but she use to always look at me kind of funny, I guess because every time I went to pick up my brother I would stare at her until he was ready to leave.


cool story bro. I met Stormy Daniels in Miami. I was wearing some shirt that made her laugh and she invited me to her table at some pool party and i had a drink with her and some other porn star. Later, I blacked out and forgot all about it. The only reason I know about it is because all my friends remember thinking what a lucky bastard i was at the time and were hating on me for not introducing any of them to the porn stars.
 
2011-03-24 04:29:45 PM  

radioman_: Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


Chiclets.

blog.candy.com
 
2011-03-24 04:29:50 PM  

radioman_: Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.

This.

Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?

And that.

Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


B-list is for lesser celebs; starlet is for a young/upcoming celebrity expected to blossom into a star.
 
2011-03-24 04:29:55 PM  

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


Thanks, it would have been easier to find if they had included her porn name. Reporters these days.
 
2011-03-24 04:30:00 PM  
If she's fired, I'm sure she'll get back on her knees in no time.
 
2011-03-24 04:30:05 PM  
So....


People pass judgment on porn stars.... ok, I get that - even if I might not agree

but..


how do these people propose that she live the rest of her life? Is she not allowed to otherwise be a normal citizen?


Oh right... the kids.

eyeroll.jpg
 
2011-03-24 04:30:22 PM  
So, they fired her for something unconnected to work, that isn't illegal.

I hate to say it, but isn't there enough work in the world for lawyers?
 
2011-03-24 04:31:05 PM  

Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?


So, all of a sudden now, you want to change five decades worth of precedent. No, if you do 'porn', you are a 'star', end of story.
 
2011-03-24 04:31:12 PM  

xaks: An /eyeroll, a /sigh, and a "You know, I get that ALL the time. It's nice and all, but still..." and she'd prolly still have a job.


Ummm... you do know the school board would consider discussing Teh Pr0n with a student in a positive manner as inappropriate, right? The approproate response, if she wanted to keep her job, is:

/bug out eyes "WHAT??? Where in the world did you get access to such things, young man?!"

Assuming, of course, that she had been smart enough to hide her identifying hair in the movie so it's not so farking obvious it's her.
 
2011-03-24 04:31:17 PM  
P-p-p-p-p-p-pixel face ...
 
2011-03-24 04:31:21 PM  

Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!



Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.
 
2011-03-24 04:31:25 PM  
"She was very nervous," said Nicolas Lafleur, owner of Pegas Productions. "She didn't want to lose her job and I don't think she told everyone, so it wasn't easy for her."



Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur!


/f*ckin' Chuck Norris
 
2011-03-24 04:31:26 PM  
She's pretty hot for a teacher if you get off your stud69 logins for a bit.

/Retarded that she's being suspended for having another job though.
 
2011-03-24 04:31:36 PM  
Is Canadian porn more polite than American porn? Does the guy always say thank you after the money shot?
 
2011-03-24 04:31:41 PM  

lecavalier: To those with the DO NOT WANT comments ... post pics of who you are farking so we can compare.

/cue "I love my wife/girlfriend for who she is" comments


the butterface ain't gonna suck your ...

wait, she might.

carry on.

SEE YOU AT THE MOVIES!
 
2011-03-24 04:31:44 PM  
I could fap to the body, but the face? I think I just threw up in my mouth on my penis.

Her knees are a little sharp too.
 
2011-03-24 04:33:20 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: I could fap to the body, but the face? I think I just threw up in my mouth on my penis.Her knees are a little sharp too.


I hear some people are into that.
 
2011-03-24 04:33:54 PM  

The_Sponge: Is Canadian porn more polite than American porn? Does the guy always say thank you after the money shot?


It involves poutine. No, you don't want to know how.
 
2011-03-24 04:34:09 PM  
She is not very pretty and the hair doesn't help.
 
2011-03-24 04:34:25 PM  

RedEmily: I Like Shiny Things: I could fap to the body, but the face? I think I just threw up in my mouth on my penis.Her knees are a little sharp too.

I hear some people are into that.


This is Canadian porn, not German porn.
 
2011-03-24 04:35:25 PM  
*clicks link to TFA again*

Oh yeah, none of you farkers would hit that. OK.
 
2011-03-24 04:36:08 PM  
Any chance this will denigrate evolve into a discussion on good looking Quebecois porn stars? You know, in case I want to hire a secretary for my elementary school.
 
2011-03-24 04:36:12 PM  
butter face
 
2011-03-24 04:36:20 PM  
She should of wore glasses at her daytime job worked for Superman.
 
2011-03-24 04:36:35 PM  
Maybe she wouldn't have a problem if she would have blown the student instead of just blowing him off.
 
2011-03-24 04:37:16 PM  

TangoSucka: Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!


Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.



*snort*
 
2011-03-24 04:37:32 PM  

Jacobin: butter face


Butt-hole face
 
2011-03-24 04:38:11 PM  
What the hell? What she did was 100% legal. There are no grounds to fire her.

If she's let go, I hope she takes it to court.
 
2011-03-24 04:38:42 PM  
Do people still call porn "Blue movies"?? It sounds like my Dad wrote that article. "She was on the inter-webby thing too. Those damn kids probably got "horn ons" watching her why they played their space age video games" he would day.
 
2011-03-24 04:39:22 PM  

Frank and Beans: Jacobin: butter face

Butt-hole face


aaaaaand thread over hahahahaha
 
2011-03-24 04:39:26 PM  

radioman_: Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


ewww.. thats sounds like the disease you catch from a porn star.
 
2011-03-24 04:39:32 PM  

palad: What the hell? What she did was 100% legal. There are no grounds to fire her.

If she's let go, I hope she takes it to court.


I'm already preparing my briefs.
 
2011-03-24 04:39:43 PM  
1. Still hotter than any school secretary I remember.

2. The autograph-seeker missed his chance. He could have gotten a lot more than an autograph for keeping this one quiet. Weekly.
 
2011-03-24 04:39:56 PM  

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


Unfortunately, I am at work.

Fortunately, my cell phone is not at work.
 
2011-03-24 04:41:03 PM  
eww, nasty fake boobs
 
2011-03-24 04:41:49 PM  
With a face like that, she HAS to be good at what she does

/let he who is without pretty face cast the first fap...
 
2011-03-24 04:42:31 PM  
I never saw a gal with stretch marks on her face before.
 
2011-03-24 04:43:03 PM  

The_Sponge: If she's fired, I'm sure she'll get back on her knees in no time.


LOL
 
2011-03-24 04:43:24 PM  

sleeper2995: She should of wore glasses at her daytime job worked for Superman.


Or she could have just worn swimming goggles for the other job.
 
2011-03-24 04:44:47 PM  
what would you do with an autograph of a porn star? Does he have a collection or sell in on Ebay?
 
2011-03-24 04:45:04 PM  

Profedius: She is not very pretty and the hair doesn't help.


Damn doood, that's why God invented the light switch.
 
2011-03-24 04:45:47 PM  
So, after today, we've established that if you ever get arrested for or convicted of a misdemeanor or felony, OR take up any unsavory activities like posing nude, stripping, or doing porn, you absolutely do not deserve to be employed ever again.

/with all the kids sexting and such, we're going to have 50% unemployment by 2025...
//or maybe people will chill out
///betting on 50% unemployment
 
2011-03-24 04:46:30 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
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