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(Canoe)   High school secretary's double life as a porn star exposed. Cover blown by autograph seeking student. With photo goodness   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 257
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2011-03-24 12:40:53 PM
Trier de veulent
 
2011-03-24 12:44:56 PM
hmm, thought it might have been mine hahah
 
2011-03-24 12:48:18 PM
"Thank you for the compliment, but you must have seen someone who looks a lot like me".

/she might still be working
 
2011-03-24 12:54:06 PM
That's a man, baby.
 
2011-03-24 12:56:03 PM

Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.



Are you saying I shouldn't bookmark this?
 
2011-03-24 01:04:44 PM

Skail: Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.
Are you saying I shouldn't bookmark this?


Depends on what you're into, I guess. Anyway, no need to bookmark, because it's SFW, despite Submittard's use of the boobies tag.
 
2011-03-24 01:12:01 PM
what an idiot. the student should have approached her after schol and used that information to his advantage.

/darn shame if the school board finds out etc..
 
2011-03-24 01:28:31 PM
"Even if she didn't work directly with the students, we have to evaluate the impact that this story will have on her, on the students and on the staff."

Heh, staff.
 
2011-03-24 01:35:47 PM
Hint: Don't want to be recognized? First thing to do is take the distinctive highlights/streaks out of your hair.
 
2011-03-24 02:52:02 PM
Fugly
 
2011-03-24 03:17:39 PM
Back when I was in high school, about 91 or 92, I used to have to pick my little brother up from his after school program. I swear one of the counselors, caretakers, or what ever they were called was 1980's porn queen Karen Summer. I never asked her about it but she use to always look at me kind of funny, I guess because every time I went to pick up my brother I would stare at her until he was ready to leave.
 
2011-03-24 04:12:08 PM

WTFDYW: "Thank you for the compliment, but you must have seen someone who looks a lot like me".

/she might still be working


Yeah, that wouldn't arouse any suspicion, because school secretaries would undoubtedly take being confused for a porn star as a compliment.
 
2011-03-24 04:14:13 PM
Cover blown by an autograph?
 
2011-03-24 04:15:48 PM

lenfromak: Cover blown by an autograph?


Was it just her cover that was blown?
 
2011-03-24 04:15:50 PM
What, like she's supposed to be able to make it by on a high school secretary's pay? ...Sad.
 
2011-03-24 04:16:05 PM
I bet her hair would snap off if she ever swam in a chlorinated pool...
 
2011-03-24 04:16:28 PM
So is anyone going to investigate how the underage pupil got porn then? If we're going to be thorough, might as well punish everyone!
 
2011-03-24 04:17:02 PM
[sort_of_want.jpg]
 
2011-03-24 04:17:12 PM

luckyeddie: lenfromak: Cover blown by an autograph?

Was it just her cover that was blown?


Hey, that cover wasn't gonna blow itself.
 
2011-03-24 04:17:16 PM

luckyeddie: lenfromak: Cover blown by an autograph?

Was it just her cover that was blown?


Maybe the kid's name was Mike Cover.
 
2011-03-24 04:17:18 PM
Too skinny.
 
2011-03-24 04:17:37 PM
FTFA:

The administrative employee was recently confronted by a student who had seen one of her films. She refused his request for an autograph and told him to keep quiet about her double life. He instead told his friends and word eventually got back to the administration.


I have three words for her.

Quid pro quo.
 
2011-03-24 04:17:46 PM
Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?
 
2011-03-24 04:19:18 PM
Why on earth did they blot her face out only once?
 
2011-03-24 04:19:32 PM

phlegmmo: Hint: Don't want to be recognized? First thing to do is take the distinctive highlights/streaks out of your hair.


Those are not distinctive in QC, particularly in Levis.

And first time in history of the school my ass. The sheer amount of strippers porn stars and hookers in this province defies that kind of likelihood.
 
2011-03-24 04:19:41 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


Because it is the pr0n!
 
2011-03-24 04:19:42 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


Perhaps they've seen a lot of shops in their time?
 
2011-03-24 04:19:48 PM

toddalmighty: Fugly


It's the knees again, isn't it? Always the bloody knees.
 
2011-03-24 04:20:53 PM
well, not to hot so thats a con, but is willing to have sex so thats a pro.
 
2011-03-24 04:21:01 PM
Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.
 
2011-03-24 04:21:12 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


They didn't want to subject their readers to it a 2nd time?
 
2011-03-24 04:21:26 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


semen
 
2011-03-24 04:21:55 PM
Quebec, eh? She probably turned down his autograph request because he asked for it in English.
 
2011-03-24 04:21:56 PM
Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)
 
2011-03-24 04:22:15 PM
omfg. do not want.
 
2011-03-24 04:22:25 PM
An /eyeroll, a /sigh, and a "You know, I get that ALL the time. It's nice and all, but still..." and she'd prolly still have a job.

Although, I'm solidly in the camp of "who farkin cares" if she makes porn. As long as she isn't making it with the students, it shouldn't matter.

And yes, I've hit worse and would hit that if Mrs Xaks wasn't.
 
2011-03-24 04:22:36 PM
Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?
 
2011-03-24 04:23:36 PM

It's_A_Farking_Secret:
Those are not distinctive in QC, particularly in Levis.

And first time in history of the school my ass. The sheer amount of strippers porn stars and hookers in this province defies that kind of likelihood.


BLAMMO!

I've ID'd where summer vacation will be this year for me.
 
2011-03-24 04:25:04 PM

Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?


No.
 
2011-03-24 04:25:30 PM
"I get that a lot."
 
2011-03-24 04:25:34 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


Her character's name was Pixie Lated?

\A bag would have been easier, not that I'd throw her outta bed
 
2011-03-24 04:25:44 PM

Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?


How do "remotely" appear in a porn? Be on a Skype conference call in the background?
 
2011-03-24 04:26:11 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


Very nice... Them puppies are not real though.
 
2011-03-24 04:26:33 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


www.corvettevalley.com
 
2011-03-24 04:26:34 PM
Meh by porn standards.
 
2011-03-24 04:26:40 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?

They didn't want to subject their readers to it a 2nd time?


Maybe they too are tired of the "white girl with fake tan and caked on brown-orange makeup" look.

No, it doesn't give you a "healthy glowing sunkissed" look. You look like you are coated in soil that is high in iron oxide content and you should be put through a car wash.
 
2011-03-24 04:27:24 PM

Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?


based on cman's pics I'd say she wasn't very remote.
 
2011-03-24 04:27:27 PM

ongbok: Back when I was in high school, about 91 or 92, I used to have to pick my little brother up from his after school program. I swear one of the counselors, caretakers, or what ever they were called was 1980's porn queen Karen Summer. I never asked her about it but she use to always look at me kind of funny, I guess because every time I went to pick up my brother I would stare at her until he was ready to leave.


I'm sure it had nothing to do with you yelling "BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW!!" at her.
 
2011-03-24 04:27:39 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!
 
2011-03-24 04:27:52 PM
lololololol

"whether the star of Serial Abusers 2 will keep her day job"

lololololololol
 
2011-03-24 04:28:07 PM

Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.


This.

Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?

And that.

Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?
 
2011-03-24 04:28:14 PM

FunkOut: No, it doesn't give you a "healthy glowing sunkissed" look. You look like you are coated in soil that is high in iron oxide content and you should be put through a car wash.


Correct.

I also would have accepted "oompah-loompah-doopity-doo...."
 
2011-03-24 04:28:19 PM
If her face and tacky hair were any more busted I would have thought she was in trouble for banging Tiger Woods in the parking lot of the school.

Nice granmaw bra, whore.
 
2011-03-24 04:28:35 PM
It's_A_Farking_Secret Quote 2011-03-24 04:21:01 PM
Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.


I don't know how it is in Canada, but there was a similar story on FARK about a month ago where a teacher got fired for having done pron like 12 years ago. A student recognized her from something he saw on the interwebs also. This happened in Florida, I think.
 
2011-03-24 04:28:54 PM
I don't get the ins and outs of the problem that resulted in her being suspended.
 
2011-03-24 04:29:16 PM
GIS for "Samantha Ardente"

t0.gstatic.com

"A Brief History of Anal"

/sorry
 
2011-03-24 04:29:23 PM
To those with the DO NOT WANT comments ... post pics of who you are farking so we can compare.

/cue "I love my wife/girlfriend for who she is" comments
 
2011-03-24 04:29:41 PM

ongbok: Back when I was in high school, about 91 or 92, I used to have to pick my little brother up from his after school program. I swear one of the counselors, caretakers, or what ever they were called was 1980's porn queen Karen Summer. I never asked her about it but she use to always look at me kind of funny, I guess because every time I went to pick up my brother I would stare at her until he was ready to leave.


cool story bro. I met Stormy Daniels in Miami. I was wearing some shirt that made her laugh and she invited me to her table at some pool party and i had a drink with her and some other porn star. Later, I blacked out and forgot all about it. The only reason I know about it is because all my friends remember thinking what a lucky bastard i was at the time and were hating on me for not introducing any of them to the porn stars.
 
2011-03-24 04:29:45 PM

radioman_: Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


Chiclets.

blog.candy.com
 
2011-03-24 04:29:50 PM

radioman_: Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.

This.

Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?

And that.

Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


B-list is for lesser celebs; starlet is for a young/upcoming celebrity expected to blossom into a star.
 
2011-03-24 04:29:55 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


Thanks, it would have been easier to find if they had included her porn name. Reporters these days.
 
2011-03-24 04:30:00 PM
If she's fired, I'm sure she'll get back on her knees in no time.
 
2011-03-24 04:30:05 PM
So....


People pass judgment on porn stars.... ok, I get that - even if I might not agree

but..


how do these people propose that she live the rest of her life? Is she not allowed to otherwise be a normal citizen?


Oh right... the kids.

eyeroll.jpg
 
2011-03-24 04:30:22 PM
So, they fired her for something unconnected to work, that isn't illegal.

I hate to say it, but isn't there enough work in the world for lawyers?
 
2011-03-24 04:31:05 PM

Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?


So, all of a sudden now, you want to change five decades worth of precedent. No, if you do 'porn', you are a 'star', end of story.
 
2011-03-24 04:31:12 PM

xaks: An /eyeroll, a /sigh, and a "You know, I get that ALL the time. It's nice and all, but still..." and she'd prolly still have a job.


Ummm... you do know the school board would consider discussing Teh Pr0n with a student in a positive manner as inappropriate, right? The approproate response, if she wanted to keep her job, is:

/bug out eyes "WHAT??? Where in the world did you get access to such things, young man?!"

Assuming, of course, that she had been smart enough to hide her identifying hair in the movie so it's not so farking obvious it's her.
 
2011-03-24 04:31:17 PM
P-p-p-p-p-p-pixel face ...
 
2011-03-24 04:31:21 PM

Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!



Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.
 
2011-03-24 04:31:25 PM
"She was very nervous," said Nicolas Lafleur, owner of Pegas Productions. "She didn't want to lose her job and I don't think she told everyone, so it wasn't easy for her."



Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur!


/f*ckin' Chuck Norris
 
2011-03-24 04:31:26 PM
She's pretty hot for a teacher if you get off your stud69 logins for a bit.

/Retarded that she's being suspended for having another job though.
 
2011-03-24 04:31:36 PM
Is Canadian porn more polite than American porn? Does the guy always say thank you after the money shot?
 
2011-03-24 04:31:41 PM

lecavalier: To those with the DO NOT WANT comments ... post pics of who you are farking so we can compare.

/cue "I love my wife/girlfriend for who she is" comments


the butterface ain't gonna suck your ...

wait, she might.

carry on.

SEE YOU AT THE MOVIES!
 
2011-03-24 04:31:44 PM
I could fap to the body, but the face? I think I just threw up in my mouth on my penis.

Her knees are a little sharp too.
 
2011-03-24 04:33:20 PM

I Like Shiny Things: I could fap to the body, but the face? I think I just threw up in my mouth on my penis.Her knees are a little sharp too.


I hear some people are into that.
 
2011-03-24 04:33:54 PM

The_Sponge: Is Canadian porn more polite than American porn? Does the guy always say thank you after the money shot?


It involves poutine. No, you don't want to know how.
 
2011-03-24 04:34:09 PM
She is not very pretty and the hair doesn't help.
 
2011-03-24 04:34:25 PM

RedEmily: I Like Shiny Things: I could fap to the body, but the face? I think I just threw up in my mouth on my penis.Her knees are a little sharp too.

I hear some people are into that.


This is Canadian porn, not German porn.
 
2011-03-24 04:35:25 PM
*clicks link to TFA again*

Oh yeah, none of you farkers would hit that. OK.
 
2011-03-24 04:36:08 PM
Any chance this will denigrate evolve into a discussion on good looking Quebecois porn stars? You know, in case I want to hire a secretary for my elementary school.
 
2011-03-24 04:36:12 PM
butter face
 
2011-03-24 04:36:20 PM
She should of wore glasses at her daytime job worked for Superman.
 
2011-03-24 04:36:35 PM
Maybe she wouldn't have a problem if she would have blown the student instead of just blowing him off.
 
2011-03-24 04:37:16 PM

TangoSucka: Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!


Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.



*snort*
 
2011-03-24 04:37:32 PM

Jacobin: butter face


Butt-hole face
 
2011-03-24 04:38:11 PM
What the hell? What she did was 100% legal. There are no grounds to fire her.

If she's let go, I hope she takes it to court.
 
2011-03-24 04:38:42 PM
Do people still call porn "Blue movies"?? It sounds like my Dad wrote that article. "She was on the inter-webby thing too. Those damn kids probably got "horn ons" watching her why they played their space age video games" he would day.
 
2011-03-24 04:39:22 PM

Frank and Beans: Jacobin: butter face

Butt-hole face


aaaaaand thread over hahahahaha
 
2011-03-24 04:39:26 PM

radioman_: Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


ewww.. thats sounds like the disease you catch from a porn star.
 
2011-03-24 04:39:32 PM

palad: What the hell? What she did was 100% legal. There are no grounds to fire her.

If she's let go, I hope she takes it to court.


I'm already preparing my briefs.
 
2011-03-24 04:39:43 PM
1. Still hotter than any school secretary I remember.

2. The autograph-seeker missed his chance. He could have gotten a lot more than an autograph for keeping this one quiet. Weekly.
 
2011-03-24 04:39:56 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


Unfortunately, I am at work.

Fortunately, my cell phone is not at work.
 
2011-03-24 04:41:03 PM
eww, nasty fake boobs
 
2011-03-24 04:41:49 PM
With a face like that, she HAS to be good at what she does

/let he who is without pretty face cast the first fap...
 
2011-03-24 04:42:31 PM
I never saw a gal with stretch marks on her face before.
 
2011-03-24 04:43:03 PM

The_Sponge: If she's fired, I'm sure she'll get back on her knees in no time.


LOL
 
2011-03-24 04:43:24 PM

sleeper2995: She should of wore glasses at her daytime job worked for Superman.


Or she could have just worn swimming goggles for the other job.
 
2011-03-24 04:44:47 PM
what would you do with an autograph of a porn star? Does he have a collection or sell in on Ebay?
 
2011-03-24 04:45:04 PM

Profedius: She is not very pretty and the hair doesn't help.


Damn doood, that's why God invented the light switch.
 
2011-03-24 04:45:47 PM
So, after today, we've established that if you ever get arrested for or convicted of a misdemeanor or felony, OR take up any unsavory activities like posing nude, stripping, or doing porn, you absolutely do not deserve to be employed ever again.

/with all the kids sexting and such, we're going to have 50% unemployment by 2025...
//or maybe people will chill out
///betting on 50% unemployment
 
2011-03-24 04:46:30 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-24 04:46:34 PM
Can someone post a pic for me, the article is blocked and from the comments I'm picturing a skinny chick with rosanne's head with highlights...
 
2011-03-24 04:46:50 PM

TangoSucka: Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!


Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.


Sigh.

Say Sofa King Smart out loud to yourself. Say it fast, as if it were all one word. Hopefully, you're at work.

Hence, the comment is illustrative of the name.
 
2011-03-24 04:46:56 PM

Killer Cars: Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?

How do "remotely" appear in a porn? Be on a Skype conference call in the background?


I think it's like being a little bit pregnant.

IMO, "star" has very little meaning in the pr0n world. There's just so much pr0n out there and frankly, many of us really do not care whether it has any of these supposed pr0n A-listers or not. A pr0n star is simply a generic term for someone who is in one.
 
2011-03-24 04:46:58 PM
Not the first, wont be the last. Heard of one some years ago about a subway server who did porn and was recognized and fired on the spot.
 
2011-03-24 04:49:03 PM
Really... She was just doing her thing. High school students were watching porn, now its against the rules to do that if you are under 18.

Why are they punishing her for the students' rule breaking?
 
2011-03-24 04:49:25 PM
Sun Khan: lotsa jpgs

People called Romans, they go the house?
 
2011-03-24 04:50:21 PM
This is not the bookmark you're looking for.
 
2011-03-24 04:50:41 PM
I wall net heiroglyphics sub Fonz runt? guy I can't figure out Nixon?
 
2011-03-24 04:50:57 PM
People should be allowed to do whatever they want, and be free of all consequences of their actions, so long as it's not illegal.
 
2011-03-24 04:51:35 PM

radioman_: Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


Pornlet sounds like something you get off the buffet table.
 
2011-03-24 04:52:23 PM
I would net tab steak eh. Runt Ed Dick?
 
2011-03-24 04:52:44 PM

Persnickety: Sun Khan: lotsa jpgs

People called Romans, they go the house?


My rough translation is:

"I wouldn't hit it with subby's piglike black-and-white dick."
 
2011-03-24 04:53:08 PM

RedEmily: I Like Shiny Things: I could fap to the body, but the face? I think I just threw up in my mouth on my penis.Her knees are a little sharp too.

I hear some people are into that.


I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!
 
2011-03-24 04:53:23 PM
I Wood Net (?) (?) Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick.
 
2011-03-24 04:53:59 PM

Chair5768: People should be allowed to do whatever they want, and be free of all consequences of their actions, so long as it's not illegal.


Of course, but then what would the theotards complain about?
 
2011-03-24 04:54:21 PM
Sun Khan

Eye - I
Wood - would
Net - net
Tablet?
sammich?
Eyyyyyyyy
Bacon
????
Nixon - Dick

I hate these things...
 
2011-03-24 04:54:32 PM

kvinesknows: radioman_: Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?

ewww.. thats sounds like the disease you catch from a porn star.


Sounds like a Jiffy-John used for a quickie in the field.

/if the jiffy-john's rockin', don't bother knockin'
 
2011-03-24 04:54:34 PM

Sarcastica75: lololololol

"whether the star of Serial Abusers 2 will keep her day job"

lololololololol


That title doesn't help her case much, does it? If she had starred in "Monogamous Nice Girls Who Really Don't Do This Sort of Thing Often But Scrupulously Secure Their Partners' Consent When They Do 5", she might be suspended with pay instead of without.
 
2011-03-24 04:54:52 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would net tab steak eh. Runt Ed Dick?


Close:

I would butterfly net cuneiform footlong Fonzi piglet Sullivan Nixon.
 
2011-03-24 04:56:16 PM
Couldn't open the link at work.

So, what, she fixes the cable?
 
2011-03-24 04:58:02 PM
Sun Khan: That's a terrible rebus. "I would net cuneiform sandwich Fonz piglet random guy Nixon?"
 
2011-03-24 04:58:18 PM
Lash grain mesh chinese roast beef sandwhich jump the shark swine old guy crook?

ME TOO!!!
 
2011-03-24 05:00:18 PM
Sun Khan - [pictures]

Milhouse Ed bacon-eeeey(z) roast beef sammich cuneiform net wood eye.

Wait, were we not supposed to go bottom up?

/mmm, baconnaise
 
2011-03-24 05:00:50 PM

medius: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would net tab steak eh. Runt Ed Dick?

Close:

I would butterfly net cuneiform footlong Fonzi piglet Sullivan Nixon.


Ok, now this thread's been jacked. Moar pictures of pornstars, plz.
 
2011-03-24 05:01:21 PM

This is a late parrot: "Even if she didn't work directly with the students, we have to evaluate the impact that this story will have on her, on the students and on the staff."

Heh, staff.


If this does not go well for her, I have a position on my staff for her.
 
2011-03-24 05:02:26 PM

JonnyBGoode: I Wood Net (?) (?) Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick.


eye wood net (paraphrasing) hit that with Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick

I would not hit that with a rented dick

/?
 
2011-03-24 05:03:24 PM
Eye
Wood
Net
Hittite
Sub
Ay!
Piglet
Ed
Dick

Seems to be a "with" missing.
 
2011-03-24 05:03:49 PM
Feh. I'd tell her not to quit her day job, but...
 
2011-03-24 05:04:24 PM
Remind me to never look at porn made in Quebec.
 
2011-03-24 05:04:32 PM

luckyeddie: toddalmighty: Fugly

It's the knees again, isn't it? Always the bloody knees.


I'd give her bloody knees!
 
2011-03-24 05:04:57 PM

dr_iacovone: If this does not go well for her, I have a position on my staff for her.


So you're saying you're short-staffed right now?
 
2011-03-24 05:04:59 PM
Oh, the "sub" is supposed to be "wit". That ain't no "one wit", there's no cheese on that thing.
 
2011-03-24 05:05:09 PM

Masterstuff: Sun Khan

I hate these things...


I would net rune subby aaaaay pork ed dick -

I would not ruin sub-ay porked dick

I would not (hit that ) with subby's forked dick?
 
2011-03-24 05:06:04 PM
I wouldn't hit it with a something-ed dick?
 
2011-03-24 05:06:07 PM
Postergirl for butterface.
 
2011-03-24 05:06:32 PM
Maybe if they paid the school staff with the right amount, maybe the members wouldn't have to find other, more questionable, employment?

I would hit it... Or at least fap to it, since Mrs Arcturus wouldn't like me tapping anyone but her.
 
2011-03-24 05:06:44 PM
Body kinda like a xenomorph. Face like a male glam rock star from the 80s. Outtie. I'm going to say, no.
 
2011-03-24 05:06:59 PM

It's_A_Farking_Secret: phlegmmo: Hint: Don't want to be recognized? First thing to do is take the distinctive highlights/streaks out of your hair.

Those are not distinctive in QC, particularly in Levis.

And first time in history of the school my ass. The sheer amount of strippers porn stars and hookers in this province defies that kind of likelihood.


rlv.zcache.com

/oh, and I guess my standards are lower than most around here
//would hit it
 
2011-03-24 05:07:10 PM
Sun Khan

Pupil wood catch tablet sammich cool swine some guy Richard?
 
2011-03-24 05:07:25 PM
The only real (primarily) porn star I've met in person wasn't anyone I recognized... but apparently he was one of the better-known midgets in the biz. He always referred to himself as an "actor".
 
2011-03-24 05:07:42 PM

Masterstuff: I hate these things...


I hated that game show where you had to guess puzzles like that.
 
2011-03-24 05:09:01 PM
Eye-Wood-Net-Hittite-Witout Sub-Eyyy-Runt-Ed-Dick

... damn.
 
2011-03-24 05:09:06 PM

It's_A_Farking_Secret: Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.


Good. I hope she files a lawsuit if she's fired. There is no place in a free society for an employer to control what an employee does on her off-time.
 
2011-03-24 05:09:20 PM
She was very nervous," said Nicolas Lafleur, owner of Pegas Productions.


/sweet!
 
2011-03-24 05:09:42 PM
What we have there, is a fine example of a skanque francaise.

1) Farked up hair.
2) Tanning-bed skin.
3) Bad implants.

She probably reeks of cigarettes and poutine as well......
 
2011-03-24 05:09:48 PM

Herr_Direktor: Couldn't open the link at work.

So, what, she fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
 
2011-03-24 05:10:01 PM
What are these bookmark things I keep hearing about?

/Not that I want to see the answer to that damned rebus after work
//Must be for all the porn star pics people aren't posting...
 
2011-03-24 05:11:15 PM
This kid's deviousness and negotiating skills are a disappointment. Met her afterclass. Bring a safe for work (school) screenshot for a movie, maybe something to indicate the title of the movie and her screen name (don't want to get busted with porn on campus). Confront her after hours with the proof in her office. Can start asking for an autograph, but if that doesn't work, more than hint that the school administration would be me very interested in knowing her true identity. If you can't swing some from that, you're an idiot.

Of course, not saying anyone would want to swing some from that, maybe swing something at that, but...
 
2011-03-24 05:11:19 PM
I would not hit 'wich a rented dick

(sandwich)
 
2011-03-24 05:11:29 PM

CravenMorehead: dr_iacovone: If this does not go well for her, I have a position on my staff for her.

So you're saying you're short-staffed right now?


Well it is Canada afterall, it is kind of cold.
 
2011-03-24 05:13:39 PM

FARK in FL: JonnyBGoode: I Wood Net (?) (?) Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick.

eye wood net (paraphrasing) hit that with Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick

I would not hit that with a rented dick

/?


Winner.
 
2011-03-24 05:13:53 PM

NuttierThanEver: what an idiot. the student should have approached her after schol and used that information to his advantage.


i.imgur.com

/srsly...not cool
 
2011-03-24 05:14:11 PM
FTFA:

storage.canoe.ca
 
2011-03-24 05:15:19 PM
Eye
Wood
Net
Hittite
'wich
Ayy!
Runt
Ed
Dick
 
2011-03-24 05:16:14 PM

Sun Khan: FARK in FL: JonnyBGoode: I Wood Net (?) (?) Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick.

eye wood net (paraphrasing) hit that with Ayyyy Runt Ed Dick

I would not hit that with a rented dick

/?

Winner.


Whoever won, we all lost.

Now onto the pics and the discussion of the validity of the term "Porn Star"!! We lost enough valuable time as it is.
 
2011-03-24 05:16:59 PM

Igor Jakovsky: It's_A_Farking_Secret Quote 2011-03-24 04:21:01 PM
Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.

I don't know how it is in Canada, but there was a similar story on FARK about a month ago where a teacher got fired for having done pron like 12 years ago. A student recognized her from something he saw on the interwebs also. This happened in Florida, I think.


Quebec has extremely strict labour codes where it's damn near impossible to fire someone for anything not specifically job related.
 
2011-03-24 05:18:26 PM
If most farkers got ahold of her, she'd have Cheetos yellow streaked all over her ass.
 
2011-03-24 05:18:33 PM

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: omfg. do not want.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-03-24 05:20:13 PM
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that so many posters here are advocating blackmail. Still a bit disappointing. She's moonlighting--probably needs the money--just not cool.
 
2011-03-24 05:20:46 PM

It's_A_Farking_Secret: Igor Jakovsky: It's_A_Farking_Secret Quote 2011-03-24 04:21:01 PM
Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.

I don't know how it is in Canada, but there was a similar story on FARK about a month ago where a teacher got fired for having done pron like 12 years ago. A student recognized her from something he saw on the interwebs also. This happened in Florida, I think.

Quebec has extremely strict labour codes where it's damn near impossible to fire someone for anything not specifically job related.


As it should be - if the activity isn't illegal to begin with, you shouldn't be fired for it.
 
2011-03-24 05:21:22 PM

MikeFallopian:
That title doesn't help her case much, does it? If she had starred in "Monogamous Nice Girls Who Really Don't Do This Sort of Thing Often But Scrupulously Secure Their Partners' Consent When They Do 5", she might be suspended with pay instead of without.


LOL. I wonder how many people would buy a copy of that.

Normally I'd say that it would be a great title to rope in the Puritans, but they seem to prefer the absolutely filthy stuff, probably a consequence of spending too much time convincing people that innocent things are smutty.
 
2011-03-24 05:21:25 PM
It's Canada she shoul go get a note from her Dr. and go out on stress leave for the next 6 months at 3/4 pay.
 
2011-03-24 05:24:14 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2011-03-24 05:25:13 PM

xaks: An /eyeroll, a /sigh, and a "You know, I get that ALL the time. It's nice and all, but still..." and she'd prolly still have a job.

Although, I'm solidly in the camp of "who farkin cares" if she makes porn. As long as she isn't making it with the students, it shouldn't matter.

And yes, I've hit worse and would hit that if Mrs Xaks wasn't.


Mrs Xaks is hitting that? Lucky bastich.
 
2011-03-24 05:27:46 PM
According to TFA:

If you appear in porn = you're automatically a 'porn star'.
 
2011-03-24 05:28:25 PM

elev8meL8r: palad: What the hell? What she did was 100% legal. There are no grounds to fire her.

If she's let go, I hope she takes it to court.

I'm already preparing my briefs.


I think my husband is an honourary Farker. I texted him "hey is it illegal to fire a school secretary here for being a porn star?" His reply? "give her my number and I can discuss it with her in more detail." Dick. :-P
 
2011-03-24 05:29:16 PM
Guys, this one's a double-bagger.

/knees are also way too sharp
 
2011-03-24 05:30:21 PM

Fett56: eww, nasty fake boobs


What on earth makes you say fake? They're covered. In a bra. Totally covered. And super normal sized.
 
2011-03-24 05:30:51 PM
Farking kids are sociopaths. So she's out of a normal job because some stupid teenager, couldn't rub the braincells together to realize that if his stupid ass talked it could cost her her livelihood.

Sure she made the choice to appear in the movie, but it's not like she was trying to advertise it at the school. Or fark the kids.

Then again if that were me, I'd have not only denied it to the kid I'd have told him that wasn't appropriate school discussion, then reported him to the principal for being inappropriate with school staff.

Of course I'm both male and fat so not like I'd ever be in that position. Guess she's at least got a fall back career now.
 
2011-03-24 05:33:44 PM
They fired her?

I'd offer her a new position.
She's someone I could really get behind and push up the social ladder.

I'm sure other farkers would give her a leg up...
 
2011-03-24 05:36:08 PM

It's_A_Farking_Secret: I think my husband is an honourary Farker. I texted him "hey is it illegal to fire a school secretary here for being a porn star?" His reply? "give her my number and I can discuss it with her in more detail." Dick. :-P


i.imgur.com
 
2011-03-24 05:36:58 PM

Boudyro: Of course I'm both male and fat so not like I'd ever be in that position.


There are people who are into that.....
 
2011-03-24 05:37:09 PM

Dellirium: They fired her?

I'd offer her a new position.
She's someone I could really get behind and push up the social ladder.

I'm sure other farkers would give her a leg up...


I would hire her to work on my staff....
 
2011-03-24 05:37:38 PM
Really? Who would want to her nude? She's not hot at all. Matter of fact she's not even average.
 
2011-03-24 05:38:22 PM

Kirkenhegelstein: TangoSucka: Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!


Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.

Sigh.

Say Sofa King Smart out loud to yourself. Say it fast, as if it were all one word. Hopefully, you're at work.

Hence, the comment is illustrative of the name.


Sofa King Smart, FTW!!

/an here I was all ready to go
//"nobody is dumb enough to fall for this"
///kudos
 
2011-03-24 05:40:10 PM

cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude? She's not hot at all. Matter of fact she's not even average.


She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
 
2011-03-24 05:40:52 PM

FTGodWin: Kirkenhegelstein: TangoSucka: Sofa King Smart: cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not Safe For Work (new window)

geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!


Questions...?

/didn't think so.
//Use that urban-dictionary if you don't know something.

Sigh.

Say Sofa King Smart out loud to yourself. Say it fast, as if it were all one word. Hopefully, you're at work.

Hence, the comment is illustrative of the name.

Sofa King Smart, FTW!!

/an here I was all ready to go
//"nobody is dumb enough to fall for this"
///kudos



/Saw the SNL skit with Jimmy Fallon
 
2011-03-24 05:42:21 PM

cman: VERY Not safe for work (new window)


Having reviewed the evidence, her breasts have most definitely been enhanced. But my motto is: if they are in my mouth or hand, they are by definition real. I'd hit it. Repeatedly. Multiple times. And take her out for a nice dinner afterwards, then hit it again. With no shame.
 
2011-03-24 05:42:33 PM
Vicky Guerrero does pron?

images4.fanpop.com


EXCUSE MEEEEEEE
 
2011-03-24 05:45:13 PM

The Third Man: Eye
Wood
Net
Hittite
Sub Wit. (It's a Philly thing. Cheesesteak Wit. As in, "wit" onions.)
Ay!
Piglet Runt, as mentioned by someone else
Ed
Dick

Seems to be a "with" missing.


FTFY. Otherwise, great jorb.
 
2011-03-24 05:45:21 PM

WTFDYW: If most farkers got ahold of her, she'd have Cheetos yellow streaked all over her ass.


That explains her hair.
 
2011-03-24 05:48:08 PM

cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude? She's not hot at all. Matter of fact she's not even average.


Dude....

have you ever SEEN average people? I'd say she's AT LEAST average-looking.

Either that, or you live in a place with very attractive "average" people.. in which case....

i'll pack my bags.
 
2011-03-24 05:48:22 PM

Pair-o-Dice: Profedius: She is not very pretty and the hair doesn't help.

Damn doood, that's why God invented the light switch.


Yeah saddly I see very well in the dark. :(
 
2011-03-24 05:48:26 PM

Somacandra: I guess I shouldn't be surprised that so many posters here are advocating blackmail. Still a bit disappointing. She's moonlighting--probably needs the money--just not cool.


would blackmail her for her pr0n money... don't really want anything else she might have to offer... ewwwww.
or maybe pimp her other services out to other HS kids... as has been proven from the unending stream of student/50 year old teacher scandals, they'll hit anything. c> profit.
 
2011-03-24 05:50:35 PM
Porn slut, porn performer, or even porn actress (hehe) maybe... NOT porn star. Just getting farked on screen doesn't make one a porn star.

/Get it right for once
 
2011-03-24 05:51:58 PM

dmc001: Porn slut, porn performer, or even porn actress (hehe) maybe... NOT porn star. Just getting farked on screen doesn't make one a porn star.

/Get it right for once


A pornographic actor/actress or a porn star (usually used in reference to a female actress) is a person who appears in pornographic films.

And we all know Wiki is never wrong.
 
2011-03-24 05:52:40 PM
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
So, you gotta wonder about your big porn star career when you have to work in the school office to make ends meet.

Just sayin

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
 
2011-03-24 05:53:02 PM
Seems like the kid missed a chance for some naughty blackmail.
 
2011-03-24 05:53:21 PM

Profedius: Yeah saddly I see very well in the dark. :(


try wearing sunglasses at night
 
2011-03-24 05:54:19 PM

bidness: cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude? She's not hot at all. Matter of fact she's not even average.

She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.


The wannabe or the legit ones?
 
2011-03-24 05:54:32 PM

FirstDennis: make ends meet


ass to ass?
 
2011-03-24 05:58:11 PM

Psycho Zombie Monkey: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: omfg. do not want.


*zing!*
 
2011-03-24 06:03:38 PM
Senor Spielbergo:

Dude....
have you ever SEEN average people? I'd say she's AT LEAST average-looking.
Either that, or you live in a place with very attractive "average" people.. in which case....
i'll pack my bags.


To me, she's not average. She looks like that skank with 3 kids you'll see at your local gas station yelling at her kids because they're taking too much candy.



/Btw it's dudette :o)
 
2011-03-24 06:05:05 PM

medius: FirstDennis: make ends meet

ass to ass?


Alabama Hotpockets?
 
2011-03-24 06:06:57 PM
i
would
not
hit
that
with
a
rented
dick
 
2011-03-24 06:08:20 PM

cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude?


Accidentally? The whole thing?
 
2011-03-24 06:08:25 PM
She looks so Quebecoise... that's what things are like out near Quebec City I guess. Down in the heart of Montreal we have much much hotter wimmins. Just don't go to Laval or Longueil and you'll be fine.
 
2011-03-24 06:09:16 PM
"I would not hit that with Richard Nixon watching"
 
2011-03-24 06:09:36 PM
What the fark kind of censorship standards do they have in Canada? They'll show a full body shot of her in her undies, but then they blur the eyes of some fully dressed people?
 
2011-03-24 06:10:38 PM

elev8meL8r: cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude?

Accidentally? The whole thing?


Want to see her nude***.


/typo
//sorry!
 
2011-03-24 06:11:13 PM

cowsspinach: Senor Spielbergo:

Dude....
have you ever SEEN average people? I'd say she's AT LEAST average-looking.
Either that, or you live in a place with very attractive "average" people.. in which case....
i'll pack my bags.

To me, she's not average. She looks like that skank with 3 kids you'll see at your local gas station yelling at her kids because they're taking too much candy.



/Btw it's dudette :o)


I concur. That's some mighty fine ette there dude.
 
2011-03-24 06:11:15 PM

It's_A_Farking_Secret: I think my husband is an honourary Farker. I texted him "hey is it illegal to fire a school secretary here for being a porn star?" His reply? "give her my number and I can discuss it with her in more detail." Dick. :-P


Heh. Awesome.
 
2011-03-24 06:13:46 PM
Ce sont des genoux pointus...
 
2011-03-24 06:14:12 PM

cowsspinach: elev8meL8r: cowsspinach: Really? Who would want to her nude?

Accidentally? The whole thing?

Want to see her nude***.


I suspect her nude *** might be the best part. I won't know til I get home though.
 
2011-03-24 06:18:20 PM

slapmastered: It's a Philly thing. Cheesesteak Wit. As in, "wit" onions.)


Bonus sponsorship for getting the Philly thing. Enjoy!
 
2011-03-24 06:21:05 PM

Sun Khan: slapmastered: It's a Philly thing. Cheesesteak Wit. As in, "wit" onions.)

Bonus sponsorship for getting the Philly thing. Enjoy!


Woot! Thanks!

/Still a filthy Liter at heart...
 
2011-03-24 06:25:24 PM
Woops! Wrong thread, I'm so embarrassed. No idea how I even got here. Might as well leave a post for no apparent reason.
 
2011-03-24 06:29:17 PM

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Woops! Wrong thread, I'm so embarrassed. No idea how I even got here. Might as well leave a post for no apparent reason.


sadly, yr post makes as much or more sense than most here
 
2011-03-24 06:34:21 PM
Pas de sexe, s'il vous plaît.
Nous sommes Québécoise!
 
2011-03-24 06:35:05 PM

cowsspinach: Senor Spielbergo:

Dude....
have you ever SEEN average people? I'd say she's AT LEAST average-looking.
Either that, or you live in a place with very attractive "average" people.. in which case....
i'll pack my bags.

To me, she's not average. She looks like that skank with 3 kids you'll see at your local gas station yelling at her kids because they're taking too much candy.



/Btw it's dudette :o)


Yeah...I thought twice about "dude" but decided to take my chances. Sorry!

I guess what I'm saying is that the skank with 3 kids IS average in my opinion.

Not a 5/10 "average" but "US population" average.

I think we might actually be agreeing here.
 
2011-03-24 06:40:02 PM

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Woops! Wrong thread, I'm so embarrassed. No idea how I even got here. Might as well leave a post for no apparent reason.


What you did there, I see it.

/Am also doing it
 
2011-03-24 06:52:35 PM
A votre sante.

Laissez les bon temps rouler!


la vie est souffrance

boire le vin

et laisser le monde

être dans le monde
 
2011-03-24 06:55:44 PM

cowsspinach: To me, she's not average. She looks like that skank with 3 kids you'll see at your local gas station yelling at her kids because they're taking too much candy.


Oh bullshiat. The average North American is overweight, so that right there says you're full of shiat. She may not be the face that launched a thousand ships but she's hardly "average." Average women are fat and doughy (even if you personally and your friends are not, that is average) and aren't wearing makeup.

Especially to the gas station.
 
2011-03-24 06:57:02 PM

illannoyin: et lbaisser le monde


FTFY, in this case anyway.
 
2011-03-24 07:03:23 PM
I think I need to see more photographic and video evidence to see if justice is being done in this case.
 
2011-03-24 07:06:10 PM
Maybe with a paper bag.
 
2011-03-24 07:08:08 PM
mark de book?

/didn't look, have no idea if it's worth it.
 
2011-03-24 07:13:22 PM
Bookmark? You're soaking in it.
 
2011-03-24 07:17:16 PM

Somacandra: /srsly...not cool



That should be censure not censor.
 
2011-03-24 07:19:57 PM
Meh.

I wouldn't go out of my way.
 
2011-03-24 07:23:47 PM

misanthropic1: Maybe with a paper bag.


thats what doggy style be for!
 
2011-03-24 07:51:44 PM
She's a butterface. I would still hit it. In the butt if she let me.
 
2011-03-24 08:02:55 PM
I just want to say, I like how in the first sentence the article uses the phrase "blue movie". No one says that anymore. It's quaint! My dad used to say it.
 
2011-03-24 08:05:38 PM
strapp3r:
i
would
not
hit
that
with
a
rented
dick


What? Not even a rented one & someone pushing on your ass?

/what if you got a deposit on the rental first?
 
2011-03-24 08:08:49 PM
She is FUGLY.
 
2011-03-24 08:39:54 PM
Not bookmark worthy?
 
2011-03-24 08:43:38 PM

SideshowRaheem: She's a butterface. I would still hit it. In the butt if she let me.


consent matters?
 
2011-03-24 08:56:35 PM
FTA:
"What she did was inappropriate," said the teacher, who refused to give his name. "But it's not illegal, either. So we told the students that there's no place for that (situation) here and we'll see what happens next."


Wait, there's no place here for porn star secretaries? Or there's no place here for firing her for something that's not illegal? I don't understand what this teacher is trying to say.


/just like 10th grade all over again
 
2011-03-24 09:36:29 PM
FTA--school board spokeswoman Louise Boisvert told QMI Agency "Even if she didn't work directly with the students

GFY, Louise.
 
2011-03-24 09:40:47 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


I thought Moby was gay!?
 
2011-03-24 09:43:23 PM
apparently subby thinks anybody who has participated in a porno is a "star".

i got news for you...
 
2011-03-24 10:02:36 PM

Wulfman: FTA:
"What she did was inappropriate," said the teacher, who refused to give his name. "But it's not illegal, either. So we told the students that there's no place for that (situation) here and we'll see what happens next."


Wait, there's no place here for porn star secretaries? Or there's no place here for firing her for something that's not illegal? I don't understand what this teacher is trying to say.


/just like 10th grade all over again


Remember, she said this in French. So anyway you look at it, it makes no sense.
 
2011-03-24 10:16:23 PM

A Fark Handle: mark de book?

/didn't look, have no idea if it's worth it.

 
2011-03-24 10:32:07 PM
She should be fired, but not for reasons you might think. She should be fired for poor choices, yes, but the poor choice is not for choosing to participate in adult entertainment, but rather for choosing to do so for Pegasus Productions. The last time I saw web programming that bad was in 2002. Their website seriously looks like something that would be hosted on Geocities. I thought porn sites are supposed to be the few places on the internet where all claimed functionality works.

/I don't read French, the English doesn't work, and I can't browse their DVD selection!
 
2011-03-24 10:52:34 PM
google cache tells me the film's webpage title was
"Abuseurs en Série 2 - Film porno Québecois, porno gratuit ..."

We'll make it free, no student will ever search for free porn.
 
2011-03-24 11:20:57 PM
Why was the autograph seeking a student?

/has anyone done this one yet?
//the hyphen is your friend
///pretentious grammar nazi
 
2011-03-24 11:24:51 PM
Probably already said but who has the time to read the comments.

This is why we need to give the porn performers the salaries they deserve, so that they don't have to moonlight in our schools.
 
2011-03-24 11:25:03 PM
As best I can tell, this chick was in one scene of one film. That seems to be the entirety of her porn "career".
 
2011-03-24 11:32:27 PM
"I really like DVDA"

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2011-03-25 01:20:48 AM

Thudfark: Trier de veulent


Peut-etre veux

/RLPV
 
2011-03-25 02:19:25 AM
[thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg]

what a porn star might look like...

img38.imageshack.us

/chick from article set off sharp knees detector...
 
2011-03-25 03:18:36 AM
Do they ask at interview "have you ever done porn?" is it in the contract? How can they fire her otherwise?
 
2011-03-25 03:53:53 AM
ANyone find a video? I believe further research is needed.
 
2011-03-25 07:21:14 AM

Thudfark: Wait, there's no place here for porn star secretaries? Or there's no place here for firing her for something that's not illegal? I don't understand what this teacher is trying to say.


/just like 10th grade all over again

Remember, she said this in French. So anyway you look at it, it makes no sense.



You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French!
 
2011-03-25 07:32:58 AM

ParaHandy: Thudfark: Trier de veulent

Peut-etre veux

/RLPV


Yeah....I know it didn't feel right. Sue me. We didn't cover future memes in high school French 25 years ago.
 
2011-03-25 07:48:46 AM

radioman_: Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.

This.

Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?

And that.

Hollywood has the term starlets for lesser celebs. Pornlets, perhaps?


Porn Chop?
 
2011-03-25 08:21:45 AM

Meerlar: [thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg]

what a porn star might look like...



/chick from article set off sharp knees detector...


Really.. It took 5 pages to get to this?
All the Farkers must of been in their bunks last night..
 
2011-03-25 09:23:47 AM
Should I bookmark here?
 
2011-03-25 09:37:15 AM
"I'll be back"
 
2011-03-25 09:50:27 AM
I would not hit it in the box.
I would not hit it, except with rocks.
I would not hit it at the school.
I would not touch it with my tool.
I would not hit it in the rain.
I might just hit it, with a train.
I would not hit it, take it from me.
I'm saving myself for RedEmily!
 
2011-03-25 09:52:05 AM
eye woodgrain net cuneiform phyllie steak sandwich a fonz pig ed nixon?
 
2011-03-25 11:04:55 AM

SJKebab: ANyone find a video? I believe further research is needed.


like a moth to a flame and now I can't unsee/unhear it
 
2011-03-25 11:38:02 AM

medius: Profedius: Yeah saddly I see very well in the dark. :(

try wearing sunglasses at night


I have actually done that by mistake. I was driving once during the day on a long road trip wearing sunglasses as the day progressed into the night I forgot that I had the sun glasses on. At sometime between nine and ten at night the woman I was dating at the time woke up and as she came to she noticed the sunglasses and freaked out.
 
2011-03-25 11:38:10 AM

Meerlar: [thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics.jpg]

what a porn star might look like...



/chick from article set off sharp knees detector...


Hello, Ms. Michaels, perhaps you could show the class the portfolio of a real pornstar.
 
2011-03-25 12:51:36 PM

rodent69: SJKebab: ANyone find a video? I believe further research is needed.

like a moth to a flame and now I can't unsee/unhear it


Feel free to share with the class...
 
2011-03-25 01:31:12 PM

SJKebab: rodent69: SJKebab: ANyone find a video? I believe further research is needed.

like a moth to a flame and now I can't unsee/unhear it

Feel free to share with the class...


Oh, you're serious. Check your gmail.
 
2011-03-25 11:39:12 PM

rodent69: SJKebab: rodent69: SJKebab: ANyone find a video? I believe further research is needed.

like a moth to a flame and now I can't unsee/unhear it

Feel free to share with the class...

Oh, you're serious. Check your gmail.


Merci.
I really don't know what you guys are complaining about, I wouldn't knock it back... Definitely done worse...
 
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