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(Canoe)   High school secretary's double life as a porn star exposed. Cover blown by autograph seeking student. With photo goodness   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 257
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2011-03-24 12:40:53 PM
Trier de veulent
 
2011-03-24 12:44:56 PM
hmm, thought it might have been mine hahah
 
2011-03-24 12:48:18 PM
"Thank you for the compliment, but you must have seen someone who looks a lot like me".

/she might still be working
 
2011-03-24 12:54:06 PM
That's a man, baby.
 
2011-03-24 12:56:03 PM

Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.



Are you saying I shouldn't bookmark this?
 
2011-03-24 01:04:44 PM

Skail: Cyberluddite: That's a man, baby.
Are you saying I shouldn't bookmark this?


Depends on what you're into, I guess. Anyway, no need to bookmark, because it's SFW, despite Submittard's use of the boobies tag.
 
2011-03-24 01:12:01 PM
what an idiot. the student should have approached her after schol and used that information to his advantage.

/darn shame if the school board finds out etc..
 
2011-03-24 01:28:31 PM
"Even if she didn't work directly with the students, we have to evaluate the impact that this story will have on her, on the students and on the staff."

Heh, staff.
 
2011-03-24 01:35:47 PM
Hint: Don't want to be recognized? First thing to do is take the distinctive highlights/streaks out of your hair.
 
2011-03-24 02:52:02 PM
Fugly
 
2011-03-24 03:17:39 PM
Back when I was in high school, about 91 or 92, I used to have to pick my little brother up from his after school program. I swear one of the counselors, caretakers, or what ever they were called was 1980's porn queen Karen Summer. I never asked her about it but she use to always look at me kind of funny, I guess because every time I went to pick up my brother I would stare at her until he was ready to leave.
 
2011-03-24 04:12:08 PM

WTFDYW: "Thank you for the compliment, but you must have seen someone who looks a lot like me".

/she might still be working


Yeah, that wouldn't arouse any suspicion, because school secretaries would undoubtedly take being confused for a porn star as a compliment.
 
2011-03-24 04:14:13 PM
Cover blown by an autograph?
 
2011-03-24 04:15:48 PM

lenfromak: Cover blown by an autograph?


Was it just her cover that was blown?
 
2011-03-24 04:15:50 PM
What, like she's supposed to be able to make it by on a high school secretary's pay? ...Sad.
 
2011-03-24 04:16:05 PM
I bet her hair would snap off if she ever swam in a chlorinated pool...
 
2011-03-24 04:16:28 PM
So is anyone going to investigate how the underage pupil got porn then? If we're going to be thorough, might as well punish everyone!
 
2011-03-24 04:17:02 PM
[sort_of_want.jpg]
 
2011-03-24 04:17:12 PM

luckyeddie: lenfromak: Cover blown by an autograph?

Was it just her cover that was blown?


Hey, that cover wasn't gonna blow itself.
 
2011-03-24 04:17:16 PM

luckyeddie: lenfromak: Cover blown by an autograph?

Was it just her cover that was blown?


Maybe the kid's name was Mike Cover.
 
2011-03-24 04:17:18 PM
Too skinny.
 
2011-03-24 04:17:37 PM
FTFA:

The administrative employee was recently confronted by a student who had seen one of her films. She refused his request for an autograph and told him to keep quiet about her double life. He instead told his friends and word eventually got back to the administration.


I have three words for her.

Quid pro quo.
 
2011-03-24 04:17:46 PM
Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?
 
2011-03-24 04:19:18 PM
Why on earth did they blot her face out only once?
 
2011-03-24 04:19:32 PM

phlegmmo: Hint: Don't want to be recognized? First thing to do is take the distinctive highlights/streaks out of your hair.


Those are not distinctive in QC, particularly in Levis.

And first time in history of the school my ass. The sheer amount of strippers porn stars and hookers in this province defies that kind of likelihood.
 
2011-03-24 04:19:41 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


Because it is the pr0n!
 
2011-03-24 04:19:42 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


Perhaps they've seen a lot of shops in their time?
 
2011-03-24 04:19:48 PM

toddalmighty: Fugly


It's the knees again, isn't it? Always the bloody knees.
 
2011-03-24 04:20:53 PM
well, not to hot so thats a con, but is willing to have sex so thats a pro.
 
2011-03-24 04:21:01 PM
Also, I'm about 98% positive firing her for that is illegal here. Yes really.
 
2011-03-24 04:21:12 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


They didn't want to subject their readers to it a 2nd time?
 
2011-03-24 04:21:26 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


semen
 
2011-03-24 04:21:55 PM
Quebec, eh? She probably turned down his autograph request because he asked for it in English.
 
2011-03-24 04:21:56 PM
Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)
 
2011-03-24 04:22:15 PM
omfg. do not want.
 
2011-03-24 04:22:25 PM
An /eyeroll, a /sigh, and a "You know, I get that ALL the time. It's nice and all, but still..." and she'd prolly still have a job.

Although, I'm solidly in the camp of "who farkin cares" if she makes porn. As long as she isn't making it with the students, it shouldn't matter.

And yes, I've hit worse and would hit that if Mrs Xaks wasn't.
 
2011-03-24 04:22:36 PM
Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?
 
2011-03-24 04:23:36 PM

It's_A_Farking_Secret:
Those are not distinctive in QC, particularly in Levis.

And first time in history of the school my ass. The sheer amount of strippers porn stars and hookers in this province defies that kind of likelihood.


BLAMMO!

I've ID'd where summer vacation will be this year for me.
 
2011-03-24 04:25:04 PM

Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?


No.
 
2011-03-24 04:25:30 PM
"I get that a lot."
 
2011-03-24 04:25:34 PM

Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?


Her character's name was Pixie Lated?

\A bag would have been easier, not that I'd throw her outta bed
 
2011-03-24 04:25:44 PM

Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?


How do "remotely" appear in a porn? Be on a Skype conference call in the background?
 
2011-03-24 04:26:11 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


Very nice... Them puppies are not real though.
 
2011-03-24 04:26:33 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


www.corvettevalley.com
 
2011-03-24 04:26:34 PM
Meh by porn standards.
 
2011-03-24 04:26:40 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Whatthefark: Why did they pixelate her face in the second pic?

They didn't want to subject their readers to it a 2nd time?


Maybe they too are tired of the "white girl with fake tan and caked on brown-orange makeup" look.

No, it doesn't give you a "healthy glowing sunkissed" look. You look like you are coated in soil that is high in iron oxide content and you should be put through a car wash.
 
2011-03-24 04:27:24 PM

Bullitt: Can we stop calling anyone who has even remotely appeared in a porn film a "porn star"?


based on cman's pics I'd say she wasn't very remote.
 
2011-03-24 04:27:27 PM

ongbok: Back when I was in high school, about 91 or 92, I used to have to pick my little brother up from his after school program. I swear one of the counselors, caretakers, or what ever they were called was 1980's porn queen Karen Summer. I never asked her about it but she use to always look at me kind of funny, I guess because every time I went to pick up my brother I would stare at her until he was ready to leave.


I'm sure it had nothing to do with you yelling "BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW!!" at her.
 
2011-03-24 04:27:39 PM

cman: Some one has to post the pics, might as well be me.


VERY Not safe for work (new window)


geez... a little warning about the graphic pics would have been nice!!! you should put NSFW on the link... I don't know exactly what that stands for... but I know not to click the link at work!
 
2011-03-24 04:27:52 PM
lololololol

"whether the star of Serial Abusers 2 will keep her day job"

lololololololol
 
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