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(Time)   Know what would be cool? If every gay person at Liz Taylor's funeral would go up to the inevitable Westboro protesters and try to seduce as many as they could   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 145
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2011-03-24 01:05:40 PM
...and they should make it a Pay-Per-View event.

/I'd pay to watch it
 
2011-03-24 01:06:06 PM
And I'm not trying to be ITG. Just sayin' it's surprising to me - with all the violence in the media - that so many Americans can just shrug their shoulders instead of restoring to violence.
 
2011-03-24 01:08:37 PM

Sarcastica75: Is braedan going to serenade me in every f*cking thread or what? Because I'll need YouTube links or audio clips at the least. Walk your talk. Or sing it, rather.


Ahem. (new window)
 
2011-03-24 01:10:18 PM
that bosnian sniper

Lone Stranger: I think Fred Phelps should have his own special word. And Shirley Phelps-Roper.

Phelp(n): The indistinguishable sound of a male scrotum smacking against another male's perineum during vigorous anal sex. May sometimes be accompanied by santorum.
Phelp(v): To audibly smack one's scrotum against another male's perineum during vigorous anal sex.

"Is somebody bufu'ing? I heard a phelp."

"Bro, when I was banging Chad the other night after the kegger I was phelping SO farkING HARD I woke up Lance and he jerked off watching!"


love it! English Major?
 
2011-03-24 01:11:16 PM
0.tqn.com
 
2011-03-24 01:11:23 PM

Brad_Will: Ol' Fred should really just come out of the closet already.


That's a fabulous idea
 
2011-03-24 01:12:36 PM

jaytkay: Headline is funny cuz gay people are always trying to recruit new gheys and making unwanted advances on straight people, right?


I wish fark had an upvote system for exactly this kind of statement.
 
2011-03-24 01:15:03 PM

braedan: Sarcastica75: Is braedan going to serenade me in every f*cking thread or what? Because I'll need YouTube links or audio clips at the least. Walk your talk. Or sing it, rather.

Ahem. (new window)


Damn it, that's cheating. And I was about to type you an awwwwww, yeeeeeah.

:D
 
2011-03-24 01:15:11 PM

that bosnian sniper: Lone Stranger: I think Fred Phelps should have his own special word. And Shirley Phelps-Roper.

Phelp(n): The indistinguishable sound of a male scrotum smacking against another male's perineum during vigorous anal sex. May sometimes be accompanied by santorum.
Phelp(v): To audibly smack one's scrotum against another male's perineum during vigorous anal sex.

"Is somebody bufu'ing? I heard a phelp."

"Bro, when I was banging Chad the other night after the kegger I was phelping SO farkING HARD I woke up Lance and he jerked off watching!"


i'll be in my bunk.....or whatever the female equivalent of a bunk is. boudoir, perhaps?

perchance, do you have a newsletter that i can subscribe and commence fapping to?
 
2011-03-24 01:18:02 PM
Sarcastica75 - Goddamnitsomuch, Subby. That's what those assholes WANT and expect so they can claim harassment and SUE. They are LITIGIOUS. Just counter protest with hilarious signs and take the attention away from them. That is the key to defeating them: they are AWs so remove the A.


Which is why I'd love to see some of the hottest, most scantily-clad gay dudes and babes bring a boom box loaded up with disco music and form a dance line between the protesters and the mourners - say, roughly five feet in front of the protesters* - and proceed to bump and grind their sweet selves until the WBC people go buh-bye.

*Why that distance? Close enough for the WBC people to see them, far enough that the WBC people can't claim the dancers could've touched them or bumped into them. Kinda like when young siblings do that "I'm not touching you" thing.
 
2011-03-24 01:19:25 PM

Dwight_Yeast: ac982000: Not sure why they would waste their time on this one, its not like she died early she outlived the average age in this country. Her death in no way proves their points.

She raised at least $100 million for AIDS research and the family's asking for donations to her AIDS charity in lieu of flowers.

This is actually going to be highly entertaining, especially if Elton John shows up (he was a friend of Liz's) as there's no way in hell he's keeping his mouth shut if he comes across Rev Fred.


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2011-03-24 01:20:19 PM

that bosnian sniper: Lone Stranger: I think Fred Phelps should have his own special word. And Shirley Phelps-Roper.

Phelp(n): The indistinguishable sound of a male scrotum smacking against another male's perineum during vigorous anal sex. May sometimes be accompanied by santorum.
Phelp(v): To audibly smack one's scrotum against another male's perineum during vigorous anal sex.

"Is somebody bufu'ing? I heard a phelp."

"Bro, when I was banging Chad the other night after the kegger I was phelping SO farkING HARD I woke up Lance and he jerked off watching!"


I approve of this message. Newsletter, subscribe, etc.

Also, would it be appropriate to say, if you thought something was so hot that it made you want to engage in anal intercourse with another male right then and there:

*phelp phelp phelp*
 
2011-03-24 01:22:26 PM

Sarcastica75: Goddamnitsomuch, Subby. That's what those assholes WANT and expect so they can claim harassment and SUE. They are LITIGIOUS. Just counter protest with hilarious signs and take the attention away from them. That is the key to defeating them: they are AWs so remove the A.


I keep hearing this, but I have not heard of a single person they have gotten money from by suing. Any actual examples of these lawsuits?
 
2011-03-24 01:24:21 PM
Honest question/poll here: From one end of the spectrum being they truly believe this stuff to the other being they don't believe any of it and just do it because they hope someone will snap and they can sue them money making venture, where do you guys thing they lie? I'm not sure if they ever HAVE gotten money, but that doesn't mean it isn't a driving goal.

I really hope it's leaning more towards the business end, for the sake of my faith in humanity.
 
2011-03-24 01:24:49 PM
godhatesprotesters.files.wordpress.com

/oblig or tired?
 
2011-03-24 01:27:58 PM
Know what would be cool?

images.2dayfm.com.au

A billion dollars?
 
2011-03-24 01:29:00 PM

TypoFlyspray: I'll say it again. WBC should be welcomed, given front row seats; honored by the military, gay, news, religious, and entertainment communities for their contributions to drawing attention to their sacrifices, plights, programming, commonalities of faith and good works, and their outstanding elder statesmen and women (respectively); and offered food, lodging, entertainment, and most especially, all the sex (gay or otherwise) they can handle (and lots of games for the kiddies).

I imagine this would have to be done at most a half dozen times before they're all either dead of apoplexy or converted to real people.

People can fight what they expect, and if you fight them on their own terms, they can win, but if you don't fight them where they expect and in a way they can hardly imagine, then they're powerless.


You're probably right but often the only thing a sociopath responds to is force. I doubt if the Manson family could have been ridiculed or "reverse psychologied" into not murdering people. In my opinion it's a symptom of the decayed state of our society that such behavior is tolerated. Despite the racism and bigotry of the past, in some ways our society was more civilized and such people wouldn't have dared such behavior or they would have been severely trounced.
 
2011-03-24 01:30:56 PM
God Hate Hags?

/got nothing
 
2011-03-24 01:31:35 PM

Brad_Will: Ol' Fred should really just come out of the closet already.


This this and this.

Anybody who hates gays as much as that guy is as gay as a window dresser in a bath house and just can't admit it.
 
2011-03-24 01:34:22 PM

Foaming: How about standing next to them with signs that say "We're a couple".


How about somebody douses them with gasoline and sets them on fire? That would make me chuckle.
 
2011-03-24 01:36:14 PM

El Doucho: God Hate Hags?

/got nothing


Don't be modest, that was something.
 
2011-03-24 01:37:09 PM
Im curious as to what you could legally do to the WBC protesters. Some examples:
-soaking with water balloons / water guns? (or could this be assault?)
-driving up with a car with loud speakers blaring some god awful gay music, or maybe just a recording of obnoxious gay sex
-can you just spit in these peoples faces?
-or you could go with what someone suggested - mob mentality. Perhaps with the suggestion given, why dont you find out if she's really in hell - go meet her.

I guess the mature thing is to just ignore them... but damn I would like to see these people go away and/or suffer
 
2011-03-24 01:43:47 PM

scott88008: TypoFlyspray: I'll say it again. WBC should be welcomed, given front row seats; honored by the military, gay, news, religious, and entertainment communities for their contributions to drawing attention to their sacrifices, plights, programming, commonalities of faith and good works, and their outstanding elder statesmen and women (respectively); and offered food, lodging, entertainment, and most especially, all the sex (gay or otherwise) they can handle (and lots of games for the kiddies).

I imagine this would have to be done at most a half dozen times before they're all either dead of apoplexy or converted to real people.

People can fight what they expect, and if you fight them on their own terms, they can win, but if you don't fight them where they expect and in a way they can hardly imagine, then they're powerless.

You're probably right but often the only thing a sociopath responds to is force. I doubt if the Manson family could have been ridiculed or "reverse psychologied" into not murdering people. In my opinion it's a symptom of the decayed state of our society that such behavior is tolerated. Despite the racism and bigotry of the past, in some ways our society was more civilized and such people wouldn't have dared such behavior or they would have been severely trounced.


You should be more specific about what eras in our past were 'better.' I know that's not exactly what you're saying, but it seems like you're implying that open hatred of a group would be less tolerated, in say, the 40's, for example. However, in those days, lynching was more common. Sooo... yeah.

Somehow, the allowing of a bunch of hate filled jerks spew their mouth-poison seems a lot better than black guy being hanged for giving a white girl a 'wrong look.' Seems like progress to me. :)
 
2011-03-24 01:46:16 PM
Did the daughter of Westboro's founding moran really tweet something like, "She should have obeyed God, now it's too late!" Like she was stricken down at a young age or something? Yea, look what happens to you when you don't "obey god"; you become a world famous celebrity, work for humanitarian efforts and die when you're 80! Oh, noes!!! The homos doomed her, doomed I say!

/also, I am trying to figure out how monkeys learned to tweet.
 
2011-03-24 01:48:07 PM

Rubberband Girl: claim the dancers could've touched them or bumped into them.


Word, girlfriend. WORD. But this bit I've quoted is KEY.
 
2011-03-24 01:50:55 PM

Hand Banana: Sarcastica75: Goddamnitsomuch, Subby. That's what those assholes WANT and expect so they can claim harassment and SUE. They are LITIGIOUS. Just counter protest with hilarious signs and take the attention away from them. That is the key to defeating them: they are AWs so remove the A.

I keep hearing this, but I have not heard of a single person they have gotten money from by suing. Any actual examples of these lawsuits?


I don't have specifics, hon, but I do know they threaten to sue, and violence (though VERY tempting) is NEVER the answer. Why feed the trolls what they want? I can Google specifics later, but I really can't right now. :((

EIP to remind me, if you;d like.
 
2011-03-24 01:54:40 PM
"Know what would be cool? If every gay person at Liz Taylor's funeral would go up to the inevitable Westboro protesters and try to seduce as many as they could"
Sounds like a great idea, if by "seduce" you mean "buttrape until their next audible farts will require surgery to happen".
 
2011-03-24 01:55:13 PM
Start a gay makeout session right in from of WBC.
i17.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-24 01:59:19 PM
This is actually going to be highly entertaining, especially if Elton John shows up (he was a friend of Liz's) as there's no way in hell he's keeping his mouth shut if he comes across Rev Fred.

Uh, you obviously have never heard Elton John's song "Texas Love Song"... he's obviously on the Phelps side of this issue. I'm sure this stance will make it difficult for him to find a nice girl and settle down.
 
2011-03-24 02:11:43 PM
Sarcastica75 - Word, girlfriend. WORD. But this bit I've quoted is KEY.


Yes! Maybe one of the dancers could draw a chalk line on the pavement and tell everyone they DO NOT CROSS IT!
 
2011-03-24 02:14:48 PM

Grouchy Old Bear: Start a gay makeout session right in from of WBC.


Calling out the twinks, really? Come on man, I'd expect a man with a Fark handle like yours would post some men with some meat on their bones!
 
2011-03-24 02:15:15 PM

Rubberband Girl: Sarcastica75 - Word, girlfriend. WORD. But this bit I've quoted is KEY.


Yes! Maybe one of the dancers could draw a chalk line on the pavement and tell everyone they DO NOT CROSS IT!


Not a bad idea, either.
 
2011-03-24 02:24:48 PM
2 bullhorns, 1 Cup?

I don't think a cup is enough. With Fred, your going to need a dump truck for all of it!
 
2011-03-24 02:35:44 PM
A hundred of these bad boys and you'd be in business:

cdn.pastemagazine.com

/Going off the bullhorn idea
//Claim its a cultural celebration
 
2011-03-24 02:58:51 PM

Le French Boo: A hundred of these bad boys and you'd be in business:



/Going off the bullhorn idea
//Claim its a cultural celebration


YES! Were you the one who suggested that last time because I am so on boarBRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
 
2011-03-24 03:01:14 PM

Sarcastica75: I believe the WBC's exact wording of this was that Liz was a "gay enabler."


No, that was the name of the spaceship in "Number of the Beast".

/I tell you three times!
 
2011-03-24 03:01:38 PM

Sarcastica75: Hand Banana: Sarcastica75: Goddamnitsomuch, Subby. That's what those assholes WANT and expect so they can claim harassment and SUE. They are LITIGIOUS. Just counter protest with hilarious signs and take the attention away from them. That is the key to defeating them: they are AWs so remove the A.

I keep hearing this, but I have not heard of a single person they have gotten money from by suing. Any actual examples of these lawsuits?

I don't have specifics, hon, but I do know they threaten to sue, and violence (though VERY tempting) is NEVER the answer. Why feed the trolls what they want? I can Google specifics later, but I really can't right now. :((

EIP to remind me, if you;d like.


Violence can be the answer if it removes the problem in such a manner that it never arises again.
 
2011-03-24 03:07:40 PM

Lone Stranger: As "Santorum" is now defined as ...

1.The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
2. Senator Rick Santorum.

I think Fred Phelps should have his own special word. And Shirley Phelps-Roper.

Get on that Dan. You must be a farker too.


My understanding of 'Felching' is that it's the tonguing-out of semen deposited into a vagina. 'Phelpsing' can be linked to 'Santorum' by saying it's the tonguing-out of used lube and semen from an anus. People do that, don't they?
 
2011-03-24 03:12:39 PM
Not being related to them, I doubt you are their type.
 
2011-03-24 03:14:57 PM
Don't gays already try to seduce everyone they meet anyway? on account of their basic lack of self-restraint?
 
2011-03-24 03:18:32 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Sarcastica75: Hand Banana: Sarcastica75: Goddamnitsomuch, Subby. That's what those assholes WANT and expect so they can claim harassment and SUE. They are LITIGIOUS. Just counter protest with hilarious signs and take the attention away from them. That is the key to defeating them: they are AWs so remove the A.

I keep hearing this, but I have not heard of a single person they have gotten money from by suing. Any actual examples of these lawsuits?

I don't have specifics, hon, but I do know they threaten to sue, and violence (though VERY tempting) is NEVER the answer. Why feed the trolls what they want? I can Google specifics later, but I really can't right now. :((

EIP to remind me, if you;d like.

Violence can be the answer if it removes the problem in such a manner that it never arises again.


Okay, Terminator.
Good luck with that.
 
2011-03-24 03:22:09 PM

that bosnian sniper: Lone Stranger: I think Fred Phelps should have his own special word. And Shirley Phelps-Roper.

Phelp(n): The indistinguishable sound of a male scrotum smacking against another male's perineum during vigorous anal sex. May sometimes be accompanied by santorum.
Phelp(v): To audibly smack one's scrotum against another male's perineum during vigorous anal sex.

"Is somebody bufu'ing? I heard a phelp."

"Bro, when I was banging Chad the other night after the kegger I was phelping SO farkING HARD I woke up Lance and he jerked off watching!"



I love you man. That's just perfect.
 
2011-03-24 03:29:51 PM

Sarcastica75:

YES! Were you the one who suggested that last time because I am so on boarBRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!


I was not.

And its more like: ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Your interpretation more represents a vibrator going off in airport luggage. No offense!
 
2011-03-24 03:31:42 PM
When ol' Fred finally kicks, his funeral is going to be FABULOUS!!!
 
2011-03-24 03:53:47 PM

Le French Boo: Sarcastica75:

YES! Were you the one who suggested that last time because I am so on boarBRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

I was not.

And its more like: ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Your interpretation more represents a vibrator going off in airport luggage. No offense!


YOU, SIR, ARE WRONG.

WE PLAYED THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE NON-STOP DURING WORLD CUP.

/play me away vuvuzela cat!!!!
 
2011-03-24 03:58:42 PM
If you ever saw the inside of the Westboro Baptist Church, it's pretty evident that they are just a bunch of Bible Thumpin' Stump Humppin' Hillbillies.
 
2011-03-24 04:06:22 PM
Westboros, we do thee implore
to go away, and sin no more.
But if the effort be too great,
to go away, at any rate.
 
2011-03-24 04:06:51 PM

Sarcastica75: I believe the WBC's exact wording of this was that Liz was a "gay enabler."


That's a funny way of saying she was a beard.
 
2011-03-24 04:07:39 PM
What would be cool is if Westboro and their hatemongering faded into richly deserved obscurity, so that even on the off-chance that a thread like this was mistakenly green-lit, everyone would go "who?" and move on to the most recent Lindsay Lohan-esque trainwreck.
 
2011-03-24 04:09:03 PM

Mr Guy: That's a funny way of saying she was a beard.


Between her legs.
 
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