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(Some Guy)   Who wants to be the paper of record when you can be the paper that printed an interactive map to exotic massage parlors?   (patspapers.com) divider line 113
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2011-03-23 02:24:58 PM  
Behold the power of the press. Also of the rub, the tug, the stroke and the squeeze.
 
2011-03-23 03:24:44 PM  

MaxxLarge: Behold the power of the press. Also of the rub, the tug, the stroke and the squeeze.


i could do without the fist though
 
2011-03-23 03:28:11 PM  

MaxxLarge: Behold the power of the press. Also of the rub, the tug, the stroke and the squeeze.


Five dorrah?.
 
2011-03-23 03:28:24 PM  
"Surprise Massage" sounds like a fun place.
 
2011-03-23 03:32:24 PM  
myredbook.com (new window) does that and has reviews (user based) and ratings of each masseuse.
 
2011-03-23 03:33:29 PM  
Is it the interactive map to exotic massage parlors of record?
 
2011-03-23 03:33:38 PM  
I sure hope this story has a happy ending.
 
2011-03-23 03:36:03 PM  

Phoenix_M: myredbook.com (new window) does that and has reviews (user based) and ratings of each masseuse.


Not a bookmark.

/nope.
 
2011-03-23 03:37:12 PM  
Went to one of these places once, out of curiosity. Yes, wound up spending the extra $25. No regrets, bro. These places should be legal, and regulated, at least for handjobs. Industrial zoning, health dept. stuff, it could be done. I don't see who is getting hurt.
 
2011-03-23 03:37:12 PM  
I thought the paper of record was the NYT.
 
2011-03-23 03:37:13 PM  
Solution: Make your significant other give you an erotic massage.
 
2011-03-23 03:38:15 PM  
Anyone here actually gotten a "massage?"
Pros, cons?
/just curious, honest!
 
2011-03-23 03:38:20 PM  
If Drew will meet us at one end of the strip we can do a Fark pub whore crawl party there.
 
2011-03-23 03:39:06 PM  
As a licensed massage therapist, this stuff puts my job into disreputation.

I lose business because of places like this. I don't do it nor does ANY LMT in the US.

The NCBTMB has bylaws for this stuff.
 
2011-03-23 03:39:41 PM  
Decriminalize it. Regulate it. Remove the stigma.

i want hire Inara!
 
2011-03-23 03:40:08 PM  

wilshire: Anyone here actually gotten a "massage?"
Pros, cons?
/just curious, honest!


Ive had many non-sexual as well as sexual massages.

Tip for sexual massages: get "relieved" before the massage begins. You'll sleep wayyyyy better later that night :)
 
2011-03-23 03:40:44 PM  
If only they could take it nationwide ...
 
2011-03-23 03:40:58 PM  
Uh... how interactive?
 
2011-03-23 03:41:22 PM  

wilshire: Anyone here actually gotten a "massage?"
Pros, cons?
/just curious, honest!


I admit nothing.
 
2011-03-23 03:42:50 PM  
Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)
 
2011-03-23 03:44:37 PM  

apeiron242: Decriminalize it. Regulate it. Remove the stigma.

i want hire Inara!


As long as there is judeo-christian ethics in place for guidelines to form laws, this stuff would always have some stigmatization or illegality to it.

Even Vegas criminalized it.

The best way to be able to change this in a generation is to introduce ethics and the history of it from Aristotle to Nietzsche in High School.
 
2011-03-23 03:45:09 PM  

MisterLoki: Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)


You are harshing my handy

W or w/o the sex trade, slavery will flow
 
2011-03-23 03:45:16 PM  

wilshire: Anyone here actually gotten a "massage?"
Pros, cons?
/just curious, honest!


Alright just read you're a guy. If you have an open mind do the following:
1. Take a *GOOD* shower prior to the massage.
2. Request the lady gently massage your man-hole about half way through.

Not trying to bait you into this (and it doesn't make you gay), but try it. :) There are *MANY* nerve endings down there.
 
2011-03-23 03:45:29 PM  

CrispFlows: I lose business because of places like this I don't do it


more accurate :)
 
2011-03-23 03:45:56 PM  
The problem is connected to a 2009 state law that created voluntary state certification for massage therapists. The intent was to make it easier for legitimate massage therapists to work anywhere in the state.

What is the problem?


Actually, it would be better if they licensed them as actual prostitutes (the ones that aren't legit massage therapists).

For all the reasons which anyone who has ever thought about it knows.

If there were legit brothels would anyone use the services of a potentially HIV positive crack whore they picked up wandering down the street?
 
2011-03-23 03:46:31 PM  

CrispFlows: As a licensed massage therapist, this stuff puts my job into disreputation.


You sound frigid.


...and old.
 
2011-03-23 03:47:55 PM  

MisterLoki: Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)


It isn't a proper 'massage' unless the indentured Malaysian slave is crying.
 
2011-03-23 03:48:03 PM  

MisterLoki: Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)


Now that you bring that up, DAMN YEAH I WILL ENJOY IT!!!

Thanks!
 
2011-03-23 03:48:09 PM  

MisterLoki: Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)


Usually, that's done in places where it is illegal. Criminals are willing to do illegal methods to sell illegal products.

Not so much for legal ones - Too much competition, taxation and regulation.
 
2011-03-23 03:48:30 PM  
Maybe they'll bring back the Academy of Nude Wrestling....
 
2011-03-23 03:48:35 PM  

Phoenix_M: myredbook.com (new window) does that and has reviews (user based) and ratings of each masseuse.


California only though. Nothing on the DC area, which would be much more relevant to my interests.

*cough*

/eip
 
2011-03-23 03:48:40 PM  

cyclebiff: Take a *GOOD* shower prior to the massage.


Many of those places will include a shower for you. Table showers.

Or so a friend of mine told me.
 
2011-03-23 03:49:28 PM  

Worst.Fark handle. ever.: CrispFlows: As a licensed massage therapist, this stuff puts my job into disreputation.

You sound frigid.


...and old.


...and fat.
 
2011-03-23 03:49:38 PM  
That's a handy map.
 
2011-03-23 03:50:06 PM  

wilshire: Anyone here actually gotten a "massage?"


My wife gets them, though I imagine they aren't the kind that are being talked about here. At least....I don't think so.
 
2011-03-23 03:50:11 PM  
The "paper of record" thing is a great scam: all public legal notices have to be printed in the paper of record, which means they have to *pay* to be printed in the paper of record.

It's a steady source of income that falls right into your lap.

For me, the happy ending is the one that leaves me with more money.
 
2011-03-23 03:50:18 PM  

CrispFlows: MisterLoki: Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)

Usually, that's done in places where it is illegal. Criminals are willing to do illegal methods to sell illegal products.

Not so much for legal ones - Too much competition, taxation and regulation.


Oh I agree. Legalizing prostitution would definitely cut down, if not eliminate, the issue.
 
2011-03-23 03:50:46 PM  

MisterLoki: Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)


I doubt the women who come to the trade of their own volition are going to give a handy any better.
 
2011-03-23 03:51:01 PM  

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: Went to one of these places once, out of curiosity. Yes, wound up spending the extra $25. No regrets, bro. These places should be legal, and regulated, at least for handjobs. Industrial zoning, health dept. stuff, it could be done. I don't see who is getting hurt.


...dude where are you *clicks profile* Ah. Tejas.

That said, I agree wholeheartedly with you.
 
2011-03-23 03:52:10 PM  

MisterLoki: Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)


Those illegals took our handjobs!

Dey took uhr handjerbs!

DEY TUKKUR HANERBS!!!!!

media.giantbomb.com
 
2011-03-23 03:52:14 PM  

cyclebiff: wilshire: Anyone here actually gotten a "massage?"
Pros, cons?
/just curious, honest!

Alright just read you're a guy. If you have an open mind do the following:
1. Take a *GOOD* shower prior to the massage.
2. Request the lady gently massage your man-hole about half way through.

Not trying to bait you into this (and it doesn't make you gay), but try it. :) There are *MANY* nerve endings down there.


It's not that I have a problem with this, I just imagine they would. I guess one would have to establish a relationship with their therapist (I mean a good working relationship).
/wanking relationship?
 
2011-03-23 03:54:36 PM  

abhorrent1: wilshire: Anyone here actually gotten a "massage?"

My wife gets them, though I imagine they aren't the kind that are being talked about here. At least....I don't think so.


do not know if want; useless without pics
 
2011-03-23 03:54:44 PM  
I'm currently getting a massage so I'm....well, you know...
 
2011-03-23 03:55:21 PM  
I'm going to need a guide for all 50 states. Just in case.
 
2011-03-23 03:55:37 PM  

Lone Stranger: Worst.Fark handle. ever.: CrispFlows: As a licensed massage therapist, this stuff puts my job into disreputation.

You sound frigid.


...and old.

...and fat.


ad hominem logic are the attacks of a weak or lazy mind.

I'm an athiest, 26 year old and 190 lbs. If that qualifies as frigid, old and fat - That's some ridiculous standards.

Besides, whom would you rather go - a place with concern for the client's boundaries and comfort or a place where if they're fine with skirting the law in massages, what else would they skirt the law with when the bill comes?
 
2011-03-23 03:55:51 PM  

Noctusxx: MisterLoki: Many of the women working at exotic massage parlors are brought to this country illegally by human traffickers, then sold into sexual slavery.

Enjoy your handjob. (new window)

It isn't a proper 'massage' unless the indentured Malaysian slave is crying.


I laughed at this on several different levels. Yes I know I'm going to hell; I'm heavily invested in real estate down there.
 
2011-03-23 03:55:59 PM  

Satanicpuppy: The "paper of record" thing is a great scam: all public legal notices have to be printed in the paper of record, which means they have to *pay* to be printed in the paper of record.

It's a steady source of income that falls right into your lap.

For me, the happy ending is the one that leaves me with more money.


So, you're the one giving the happy endings?
 
2011-03-23 03:56:01 PM  
www.trailerparkboys411.com
Unavizzable for comizzent.
 
2011-03-23 03:57:32 PM  

Detinwolf: I'm going to need a guide for all 50 states. Just in case.


Most state laws require state licensing and NCBTMB license (National standards) - however, california and nevada has a different licensing standards, some by county by county basis.

What's legal in one county isnt in another in the same state!

It gets confusing.
 
2011-03-23 03:59:44 PM  
EXOTIC =/= EROTIC
 
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