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2011-03-23 03:10:17 PM
Suspicious person/circumstances. 700 block Barracuda Way. A caller reported a female subject loitering in the area and asking for money, while claiming to be Donald Trump's daughter. 8:02 a.m.

I guess she was fired.
 
2011-03-23 03:11:34 PM
"A caller said he can hear someone pounding on the front door..."

Someone's knocking at the door

"A caller said someone keeps on ringing the doorbell"

Somebody's ringing the bell

/Do me a favor, open the door
//And let 'em in
 
TJT
2011-03-23 03:11:38 PM
Was it Lindsey Lohan?
 
2011-03-23 03:12:04 PM
"Overly friendly"?
 
2011-03-23 03:13:03 PM
Done in two
 
2011-03-23 03:16:04 PM
Disturbance. 300 block Cliff Drive. A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.m.

What is "overly friendly"?

Chatting someone up?

Putting hands on someone?

Trying to feel their naughty bits?

/curious minds want to know
 
2011-03-23 03:16:14 PM
A caller said a woman went into the water with all her clothes on then started drying her hair with sand. The call for a welfare check was received at 5:42 p.m. on March 17

Everybody lookin for a damn handout these days
 
2011-03-23 03:16:38 PM
Disturbance. 300 block Cliff Drive. A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.m.

As Plush_Cthulhu mentioned, how is this considered a disturbance?
 
2011-03-23 03:16:59 PM
A caller said a man exposed himself to the caller's girlfriend and was urinating in an alley.

What's his Fark handle?
 
2011-03-23 03:17:26 PM

Cryptic Farker: Disturbance. 300 block Cliff Drive. A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.m.

What is "overly friendly"?

Chatting someone up?

Putting hands on someone?

Trying to feel their naughty bits?

/curious minds want to know


Hey, wanna hit this?
 
2011-03-23 03:18:45 PM

Some Texan: Disturbance. 300 block Cliff Drive. A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.m.

As Plush_Cthulhu mentioned, how is this considered a disturbance?


You've never heard of "Being Friendly While Having A Mohawk"? It's a felony in Utah.
 
2011-03-23 03:19:59 PM
It's good... not great... it's no Arcata Eye Police Log
 
2011-03-23 03:20:44 PM

Treygreen13: Some Texan: Disturbance. 300 block Cliff Drive. A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.m.

As Plush_Cthulhu mentioned, how is this considered a disturbance?

You've never heard of "Being Friendly While Having A Mohawk"? It's a felony in Utah.


Treygreen13: Some Texan: Disturbance. 300 block Cliff Drive. A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.m.

As Plush_Cthulhu mentioned, how is this considered a disturbance?

You've never heard of "Being Friendly While Having A Mohawk"? It's a felony in Utah.


LOL
 
2011-03-23 03:21:59 PM
A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.
It's a sad day when you can't even be mohawk having, short wearing, friendly guy without someone calling the police.
 
2011-03-23 03:22:56 PM
Grand theft. 30800 block Coast Highway. A caller said someone accessed her unlocked car and took items from the trunk. 2:19 p.m.


Dumb biatch.
 
2011-03-23 03:23:11 PM

Current Resident: A caller said a man exposed himself to the caller's girlfriend and was urinating in an alley.

What's his Fark handle?


cranberryzero would be my guess...
 
2011-03-23 03:26:25 PM

Cryptic Farker: Disturbance. 300 block Cliff Drive. A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.m.

What is "overly friendly"?


What an overly friendly shorts wearing man might look like. No mohawk, though.

media.comicvine.com
 
2011-03-23 03:28:08 PM
Suspicious person/circumstances. 31700 block Coast Highway. A caller said a person was attempting to get into a white truck with a coat hanger. 2:34 p.m.

The person really wanted to hang his coat!
 
2011-03-23 03:28:33 PM
The police blotter at my college had an incident report where Campus PD chased two guys who were loitering on the football field. The guys got to the fence they needed to jump over, dumped their backpacks, and fled into the night. Campus PD opened the backpacks and found several live chickens inside.

I always wondered what the hell those guys were planning to do.
 
2011-03-23 03:30:36 PM

Current Resident: "A caller said he can hear someone pounding on the front door..."

Someone's knocking at the door

"A caller said someone keeps on ringing the doorbell"

Somebody's ringing the bell

/Do me a favor, open the door
//And let 'em in


LOLZ

Can I get a witness?
 
2011-03-23 03:31:09 PM
Is this Orange County, California, or Orange County, Florida?
 
2011-03-23 03:31:17 PM

Treygreen13: The police blotter at my college had an incident report where Campus PD chased two guys who were loitering on the football field. The guys got to the fence they needed to jump over, dumped their backpacks, and fled into the night. Campus PD opened the backpacks and found several live chickens inside.

I always wondered what the hell those guys were planning to do.


Choke their chickens?
 
2011-03-23 03:32:29 PM

Treygreen13: Some Texan: Disturbance. 300 block Cliff Drive. A caller reported a man with a mohawk, wearing shorts and a T-shirt, smoking something and being "overly friendly." 3:25 p.m.

As Plush_Cthulhu mentioned, how is this considered a disturbance?

You've never heard of "Being Friendly While Having A Mohawk"? It's a felony in Utah.


Needs to re-watch SLC Punk
 
2011-03-23 03:32:31 PM

BunkoSquad: A caller said a woman went into the water with all her clothes on then started drying her hair with sand. The call for a welfare check was received at 5:42 p.m. on March 17

Everybody lookin for a damn handout these days


I guess someone will want them to pee in a cup too.
 
2011-03-23 03:33:30 PM

roothog: Is this Orange County, California, or Orange County, Florida?


6 and 1.
 
2011-03-23 03:34:46 PM

Treygreen13: The police blotter at my college had an incident report where Campus PD chased two guys who were loitering on the football field. The guys got to the fence they needed to jump over, dumped their backpacks, and fled into the night. Campus PD opened the backpacks and found several live chickens inside.

I always wondered what the hell those guys were planning to do.


IDK but I do know if you give a chicken some asprin it'll knock them out cold. And if you place them in a locker inside your HS when they awaken they'll get out in a frenzy and cause an evacuation of the school

/Lame Senior Prank was Lame
 
2011-03-23 03:34:53 PM

Pair-o-Dice: Treygreen13: The police blotter at my college had an incident report where Campus PD chased two guys who were loitering on the football field. The guys got to the fence they needed to jump over, dumped their backpacks, and fled into the night. Campus PD opened the backpacks and found several live chickens inside.

I always wondered what the hell those guys were planning to do.

Choke their chickens?


Well they certainly don't have to be on a football field to do that.
 
2011-03-23 03:36:03 PM
Hometown Blotter (new window)

I got second in the top ten once
 
2011-03-23 03:36:15 PM
Saturday

Drunk in public. 600T block Cliff Drive. A caller said two subjects, one with crutches, was trying to climb a cliff near Diver's Cove while yelling and throwing things at people. 12:01 p.m.


They have some manly wimmen there.
 
2011-03-23 03:37:07 PM

kanyakumari: It's good... not great... it's no Arcata Eye Police Log


That is great stuff! Interesting town!
 
2011-03-23 03:39:44 PM
Apparently they're giving out welfare checks to anybody who wants one. No wonder our country is broke.
 
2011-03-23 03:40:03 PM

fsbilly: Hometown Blotter (new window)

I got second in the top ten once


My favorite from that is this one:

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, MADISON AVENUE: A 40-year-old man refused to leave an apartment March 15. Police found him at Caribou Coffee and arrested him.

They certainly showed him. He'll never refuse to leave an apartment and then leave an apartment to get coffee again.
 
2011-03-23 03:43:10 PM
"RANCHO SANTA MARGARITA - A resident called police at 8:35 p.m. Saturday to say he was concerned that a neighboring unit in his apartment building in the 0 block of Via Amistosa is being used as a torture chamber. The informant believes someone is being electrocuted, beaten and sometimes hears a subject screaming."

So?
 
2011-03-23 03:44:35 PM
Came in here to post Arcata Eye but kanyakumari beat me to it.

/Arcata Eye is the stuff of legend
//Haven't read them since around 2005--I read like the original writer had left and the new guy was trying too hard
///Reads about right now. So much for the rest of my day.
 
2011-03-23 03:53:01 PM

kanyakumari: It's good... not great... it's no Arcata Eye Police Log


as a resident of arcata...yea sounds about right
 
2011-03-23 03:55:02 PM

Treygreen13: The police blotter at my college had an incident report where Campus PD chased two guys who were loitering on the football field. The guys got to the fence they needed to jump over, dumped their backpacks, and fled into the night. Campus PD opened the backpacks and found several live chickens inside.

I always wondered what the hell those guys were planning to do.


Something to do with jim carey's kids from the movie "me, myself & irene" just before they steal the police helicopter?

/but when the cops arrived, *puts on sunglasses* seems they chickened out... Yyyyeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!
 
2011-03-23 03:56:14 PM

DORMAMU: Current Resident: A caller said a man exposed himself to the caller's girlfriend and was urinating in an alley.

What's his Fark handle?

cranberryzero would be my guess...


YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING.
 
2011-03-23 03:56:46 PM

Treygreen13: The police blotter at my college had an incident report where Campus PD chased two guys who were loitering on the football field. The guys got to the fence they needed to jump over, dumped their backpacks, and fled into the night. Campus PD opened the backpacks and found several live chickens inside.

I always wondered what the hell those guys were planning to do.


www.bolgernow.com
 
2011-03-23 03:56:53 PM
Silicon Valley's police blotter (new window) is a bit more violent...but it does contain the useful bit of info that there is a street named "NERDY" there.

/The more you know.
 
2011-03-23 03:58:03 PM
...and still, no one cares that Ivanka Trump is panhandling in Laguna Beach!!
 
2011-03-23 04:01:15 PM
this one can be pretty entertaining at times. (new window)
 
2011-03-23 04:03:32 PM

SubBass49: Silicon Valley's police blotter (new window) is a bit more violent...but it does contain the useful bit of info that there is a street named "NERDY" there.

/The more you know.


Barron Avenue, 2:16 p.m. Tuesday Gunshots were heard at a trailer park.

Say it ain't so!!!
 
2011-03-23 04:06:10 PM

cranberryzero: DORMAMU: Current Resident: A caller said a man exposed himself to the caller's girlfriend and was urinating in an alley.

What's his Fark handle?

cranberryzero would be my guess...

YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING.


LOL!¡

/see you on ihc
 
2011-03-23 04:07:13 PM

Pair-o-Dice:
Barron Avenue, 2:16 p.m. Tuesday Gunshots were heard at a trailer park.

Say it ain't so!!!


Sounds like an episode of The Trailer Park Boys.
 
2011-03-23 04:07:37 PM
Liked this one:
Citizen assist. 500 block Blumont Street. A caller reported his ATM card getting stuck in a machine before noticing a plastic wedged inside the envelope slot, saying it was possibly from someone "trying to pull a fast one." 7:15 p.m.

Trying to pull a fast one, eh? You lousy kids! I haven't heard that phrase in years.
 
2011-03-23 04:11:51 PM

SubBass49: Silicon Valley's police blotter (new window) is a bit more violent...but it does contain the useful bit of info that there is a street named "NERDY" there.

/The more you know.


From said SV link:

"300 block of Educational Drive, 6:06 p.m. Jan. 14 A man on parole who shot his father with a stun gun is being sought."

That wasn't very smart.
 
2011-03-23 04:16:14 PM

kanyakumari: It's good... not great... it's no Arcata Eye Police Log


"1:56 p.m. A little tribe of hippies settled in for a sitting session outside the everything's-a-dollar store. Two boys, two girls, a white puppy plus the percussion section - a gender-indeterminate figure entrusted with the sacred bongos. When cannabis waftings commingled with the outgassing of the gaily-colored morass of Chinese plastic inside, police were summoned for a purification ritual. A brief invocation of the Municipal Code resulted in the people, pup and percussionist ambling along."

/golfclap.gif
 
2011-03-23 04:19:02 PM
from the link i posted above:

march 15, 6:47 p.m. "A person known as "Karate Chop Man" had a prolonged visit at a local business and was reportedly hanging around in the parking lot of a neighboring business. He was gone by the time the officer arrived."

march 16, 11:13 a.m. "A local motel reported that a person was in the parking lot doing karate maneuvers and talking to himself. Officer advised the gentleman to leave the premises."

march 16, 3:45 p.m. "Another Spring Street shop reported that the Karate Chop Man had returned to the area, entered her shop and had 'scared the hell' out of her."

march 17, 5:19 p.m. "Police received another report about the gentleman performing karate kicks and even jumping out at traffic on US 62. The officer advised him that another transgression will mean jail time."

march 17, 6:10 p.m. "A local motel reported the karate-kicking gentleman on their property talking to himself but not bothering anyone otherwise. The motel was advised to alert officers if he interferes with any guests or any motel business."

..damn i love eureka springs.
 
2011-03-23 04:24:56 PM

kanyakumari: It's good... not great... it's no Arcata Eye Police Log


2:51 p.m. A man rented his home to 215 patients with the understanding that they would set up a medical grow. With that, the tenants erected a full-on for-profit cannabis grow in the garage. On witnessing the magnitude of the operation, the dismayed landlord went to police with his concerns. An officer paid a call to the house and notified the tenant that he would be back within days, hopefully to a home free of illegal cultivation. And when he returned, it was.

In most places thats cause for a full on SWAT team
 
2011-03-23 04:34:12 PM

Current Resident: A caller said a man exposed himself to the caller's girlfriend and was urinating in an alley.

What's his Fark handle?


One of the guys on the sex offender list for doing just that?
 
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