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(Tampa Bay Online)   Zoo creature molests human boy in--- OMG what is that thing? KILL IT WITH FIRE   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 279
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2011-03-23 12:31:53 PM
subaudio: jfarkinB: Well, after twenty years or so of hearing people yell OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE whenever they first see you, I can't imagine that you'd have any sort of issues forming normal relationships or attachments.

If he's a molester, he needs to be kept the fark away from kids, but I can still feel sad for him.

Came to say as much as this. I don't know why Fark takes such delight in being cruel. Cue all the comments about how I don't belong here. And you're right. I'll go back where I belong, on the site with the cute little space alien.



Because this piece of shiat is a child molester. If he was just a decent person trying to go through life with this condition, that would be a different story.
 
2011-03-23 12:32:26 PM
The_Sponge: jfarkinB: Well, after twenty years or so of hearing people yell OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE whenever they first see you, I can't imagine that you'd have any sort of issues forming normal relationships or attachments.

If he's a molester, he needs to be kept the fark away from kids, but I can still feel sad for him.


Oh for f*ck's sake.

He's a child molester....and I have no sympathy for him. Being born ugly is no excuse for diddling children. You're right....he needs to be kept away from kids, and placed in a prison where he'll get the treatment from fellow prisoners that he deserves.

I'd feel sorry for him if he had been arrested for soliciting a prostitute, but not in this case.


Depends on if he's so mentally disabled he doesn't know the difference, or if he is of normal intelligence. AnthraxRipple's webpage (thank you, AnthraxRipple) just says: "Facial deformity is nowadays still associated by the general public with developmental delay, and lesser intelligence, but intelligence of patients with TCS is usually normal. The psychological and social problems associated with facial deformity do affect quality of life in a number of patients."

So I, too, feel bad for the guy having been born that way, physically; but I can't feel too bad for him because he's apparently got enough smarts NOT to feel up little kids and masturbate in front of them, but he chooses to do so anyway. He's no saintly John Merrick.
 
2011-03-23 12:32:30 PM
The_Sponge: I nominate that we stuff his underwear with salmon, cover him with honey, and drop him into the grizzly bear enclosure.

IIRC, Lowry Park Zoo is now only animals found (historically) in Florida, so no Grizzlies.

Usually, I look at the predator picture and wonder what is WRONG with them that they can't be attracted to adults and vice versa. In this case...How likely do you think it is that ANYONE would want to be intimate with the guy?

Disturbing story.
 
2011-03-23 12:32:57 PM
McVodkaBreath: At lowry park zoo? Not surprising, there's always been rumors (and charges) of staff trying to play hide the pickle with the kiddies.

/very glad my parents never dragged a juvenile mcvodkabreath there (and instead down the road to Busch Gardens instead); although I would've probably hurt this guy... his deformities cant make him THAT hard to ass kick if he's after a gropin'. Not to mention, he should be easy to outrun


Clearly you have never fought a Clayface. They do not fear pain. They do not fear death.
 
2011-03-23 12:33:39 PM
Killer Cars: The_Sponge: I nominate that we stuff his underwear with salmon, cover him with honey, and drop him into the grizzly bear enclosure.

the "how about no" bear says "how about no"



LOL!
 
2011-03-23 12:34:24 PM
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Nice hair!
 
2011-03-23 12:35:00 PM
not-so-csb:

A manager at a park I used to work at was charged with raping a young boy in the bathroom during a boy scout retreat sorta thing.

/child molesters are the scummiest of scum
 
2011-03-23 12:35:39 PM
BillSmith70: You mean the father did not go in there and beat this thing?

Sick parents.


People say this kind of thing all of the time and every time I hear somebody say it I think about how farking lucky they are to have never had one of their children disclose sexual abuse to them.
 
2011-03-23 12:36:23 PM
OMFG! Until last week I worked at the zoo and used to see this guy all the time. Very creepy. I hope he's having fun in jail, sick fark. It's bad enough to get molested, but getting molested by that monster is over the top.
 
2011-03-23 12:36:27 PM
The_Sponge: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The_Sponge: I nominate that we stuff his underwear with salmon, cover him with honey, and drop him into the grizzly bear enclosure.

They don't have grizzlies at Lowry Park Zoo.


Oh. What about black bears?


I think they have those... gators and elephants too
 
2011-03-23 12:38:33 PM
Good God. I thought the picture was a clay model made by a very untalented artist depicting the suspect. At first I was like... and then I was like...!
 
2011-03-23 12:38:47 PM

DarnoKonrad:
What. Is. That.
 
2011-03-23 12:39:02 PM
looks like they already tried that.
 
2011-03-23 12:39:07 PM
orezona: That poor little kid.

Thank you
 
2011-03-23 12:39:09 PM
Poor kid has nowhere to go but down now. Of all of the desperate undersexed milf teachers he had to go and get molested by THAT. I'm traumatized just by the picture and i'm 40 years old:-(

Oh and freakjob needs a permanent cell in prison and all of the cocks he could ever want.
 
2011-03-23 12:39:15 PM
Whar ears?
 
2011-03-23 12:39:44 PM
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2011-03-23 12:40:04 PM
dezba: BillSmith70: You mean the father did not go in there and beat this thing?

Sick parents.

People say this kind of thing all of the time and every time I hear somebody say it I think about how farking lucky they are to have never had one of their children disclose sexual abuse to them.


I was molested at the age of 6 by a neighbor.
Told the folks. My dad had the gun up to the guy's head, and my mother prevented him from pulling the trigger.
I was glad to grow up with Dad in the house, and not in jail.
 
2011-03-23 12:41:08 PM
Hey, keeper, leave those kids alone...
 
2011-03-23 12:42:09 PM
LordJiro: Hey, keeper, leave those kids alone...

lol
 
2011-03-23 12:43:05 PM
In all fairness, how else is that thing going to get any action?

If he was a hot teacher and did the same thing to a student he'd be labeled a hero.

/discuss
 
2011-03-23 12:43:06 PM
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I guess that's a trach/feeding tube around his neck ... egads ...
 
2011-03-23 12:43:31 PM
God clicked motion blur.
 
2011-03-23 12:43:33 PM
I actually checked the metadata on the picture to see if they got it switched with the face transplant guy or something.
 
2011-03-23 12:43:43 PM
santadog: dezba: BillSmith70: You mean the father did not go in there and beat this thing?

Sick parents.

People say this kind of thing all of the time and every time I hear somebody say it I think about how farking lucky they are to have never had one of their children disclose sexual abuse to them.

I was molested at the age of 6 by a neighbor.
Told the folks. My dad had the gun up to the guy's head, and my mother prevented him from pulling the trigger.
I was glad to grow up with Dad in the house, and not in jail.

Devils advocate time, Just say your farther shot this person, and was sentenced to life in jail, no possibility for parole, Would you be glad still of your fathers actions, or upset at his immense stupidity and rashness in handling things. Its not like smearing this perverts insides on the sidewalk is going to unfondle your dick any further.......What is done is done :)
 
2011-03-23 12:43:48 PM
CastorPimp: looks like they already tried that.

Ohhhh... oh no
 
2011-03-23 12:44:30 PM
The_Sponge: Because this piece of shiat is a child molester. If he was just a decent person trying to go through life with this condition, that would be a different story.

Sorry, I ain't buying it. Is he morally culpable? Yes. Should he be severely punished? Yes. But I think it's a sad story all around. Sad for the victim, but also sad that a lifetime of looking like that probably started this guy on a path that led to that point.

But I just don't buy that all the "kill it with fire" stems from moral outrage about him molesting a child. It's being used here as a pretext, an excuse, to allow free reign to one's ugliest inclinations towards prejudice and cruelty.
 
2011-03-23 12:44:56 PM
Hey has anyone posted Brian Peppers yet. Because, I don't know about the rest of you, but he's the first thing I thought of.
 
2011-03-23 12:45:28 PM
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2011-03-23 12:45:44 PM
seadoo2006: I guess that's a trach/feeding tube around his neck ... egads ...

He looks like something out of a Guillermo Del Toro movie.
 
2011-03-23 12:46:19 PM
DirtyHarry: santadog: dezba: BillSmith70: You mean the father did not go in there and beat this thing?

Sick parents.

People say this kind of thing all of the time and every time I hear somebody say it I think about how farking lucky they are to have never had one of their children disclose sexual abuse to them.

I was molested at the age of 6 by a neighbor.
Told the folks. My dad had the gun up to the guy's head, and my mother prevented him from pulling the trigger.
I was glad to grow up with Dad in the house, and not in jail.

Devils advocate time, Just say your farther shot this person, and was sentenced to life in jail, no possibility for parole, Would you be glad still of your fathers actions, or upset at his immense stupidity and rashness in handling things. Its not like smearing this perverts insides on the sidewalk is going to unfondle your dick any further.......What is done is done :)


/I don't have a dick.
 
2011-03-23 12:47:02 PM
seadoo2006: I guess that's a trach/feeding tube around his neck ... egads ...

...that nose looks familiar... GAH!
 
2011-03-23 12:47:16 PM
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2011-03-23 12:47:20 PM
Failed suicide by 12-gauge attempt?
 
2011-03-23 12:47:42 PM
He's got Treacher-Collins syndrome.
 
2011-03-23 12:49:49 PM
Any parent that lets their kid go in a public bathroom without supervision is a farking asshole.
 
2011-03-23 12:49:54 PM
Well, it is a good thing they caught the guy on the spot, because it would have been a pain trying to have the kid describe that guy to a sketch artist.
 
2011-03-23 12:50:37 PM
DirtyHarry: santadog: dezba: BillSmith70: You mean the father did not go in there and beat this thing?

Sick parents.

People say this kind of thing all of the time and every time I hear somebody say it I think about how farking lucky they are to have never had one of their children disclose sexual abuse to them.

I was molested at the age of 6 by a neighbor.
Told the folks. My dad had the gun up to the guy's head, and my mother prevented him from pulling the trigger.
I was glad to grow up with Dad in the house, and not in jail.
Devils advocate time, Just say your farther shot this person, and was sentenced to life in jail, no possibility for parole, Would you be glad still of your fathers actions, or upset at his immense stupidity and rashness in handling things. Its not like smearing this perverts insides on the sidewalk is going to unfondle your dick any further.......What is done is done :)


It would be unnatural to do nothing at all. But indeed, killing him on the spot under our legal system is a bad idea. Temporary insanity that leads to beating him so badly that his spine never recovers - that's another story.

I just can't imagine how a parent couldn't do something. Sure, it's impulse and rage - but that's human. But hey, wait till your kid get's sexually assaulted by a monster dressed like a person and see how you react.
 
2011-03-23 12:50:56 PM
SarahBW: He's got Treacher-Collins syndrome.

That's not a license to thrill.
 
2011-03-23 12:51:00 PM
subaudio: The_Sponge: Because this piece of shiat is a child molester. If he was just a decent person trying to go through life with this condition, that would be a different story.

Sorry, I ain't buying it. Is he morally culpable? Yes. Should he be severely punished? Yes. But I think it's a sad story all around. Sad for the victim, but also sad that a lifetime of looking like that probably started this guy on a path that led to that point.

But I just don't buy that all the "kill it with fire" stems from moral outrage about him molesting a child. It's being used here as a pretext, an excuse, to allow free reign to one's ugliest inclinations towards prejudice and cruelty.


How about we just call him a farking creepy pedo and be done with it?
 
2011-03-23 12:51:33 PM
redsquid: OMFG! Until last week I worked at the zoo and used to see this guy all the time. Very creepy. I hope he's having fun in jail, sick fark. It's bad enough to get molested, but getting molested by that monster is over the top.

gah! how can you sleep at night?! just knowing he'd probably done that to other kids, possibly while you had just walked by him....
 
2011-03-23 12:51:38 PM
From the looks of this guy, the dad gave him one hell of a beating.
 
2011-03-23 12:51:39 PM
Sarcastica75: seadoo2006: I guess that's a trach/feeding tube around his neck ... egads ...

...that nose looks familiar... GAH!


Cue Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon...
 
2011-03-23 12:51:52 PM
This guy's favorite jpeg?
foreveralone.jpg - of course.
 
2011-03-23 12:52:01 PM
Mr.Hawk: Any parent that lets their kid go in a public bathroom without supervision is a farking asshole.

Especially with George Michael touring again.
 
2011-03-23 12:53:57 PM
Came for Brian Peppers, leaving pleased.
 
2011-03-23 12:54:18 PM
"My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are."
 
2011-03-23 12:54:23 PM
And he's still got better hair than I do.. WTF!?!
 
2011-03-23 12:54:54 PM
"If you touch me, do I not spooge??"
 
2011-03-23 12:56:20 PM
Did anyone post this guy yet?

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