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(Yahoo)   "Capitalism may have ended life on Mars", says Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez. No, really   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 114
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2011-03-22 08:23:10 PM
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Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars back him up!
 
2011-03-22 08:25:04 PM
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2011-03-22 08:31:03 PM
Well, the ratings were pretty low. Those advertising slots don't just sell themselves, you know.
 
2011-03-22 08:31:05 PM
Duh, Winning!
 
2011-03-22 08:36:12 PM
I would swear there was this footage of Chavez giving Obama some book about US history related to the US colonizing South America at the UN.

Hillary Clinton was laughing hard in the background.

He may be all ego and a serious wanna-be communist revolutionary.

He would also be a funny internet troll and maybe a nice guy without the power of the position.

/Chavez, lighten up and have fun.
 
2011-03-22 08:36:36 PM
You don't know how glad I am to see many of his supporters outside of Venezuela finally realize that he is as dumb as a post and the leftist hurr to Dubya's derp.

Those two should yin yang themselves out into space. Not even because of politics. But just because their stupid burns.
 
2011-03-22 08:39:18 PM
It's a god-awful small affair.
 
2011-03-22 08:42:54 PM
Chavez goes on rants that last HOURS! It's kind of like the infinite monkeys, infinite typewriters, infinite time theory... when you talk as much as he does, pretty much anything will eventually come out of his mouth.
 
2011-03-22 08:52:21 PM
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Don't laugh, he's very much liked by intelligent, well respected people.
 
2011-03-22 08:55:05 PM
I blame Bush.
 
2011-03-22 08:57:31 PM
Capitalism destroyed Mars' life and tides. You can't explain that.
 
2011-03-22 09:01:00 PM

VictorOfBorge: Chavez goes on rants that last HOURS!


I've seen several sites comparing Chavez's rants to those of Charlie Sheen. I can rarely guess which one said which quote.
 
2011-03-22 09:07:51 PM

gunsmack: VictorOfBorge: Chavez goes on rants that last HOURS!

I've seen several sites comparing Chavez's rants to those of Charlie Sheen. I can rarely guess which one said which quote.


Lock them in a room together with a pile of coke for a few hours and film it. You would make millions.
 
2011-03-22 09:10:32 PM
WHAT LIBERALS REALLY THINK.
 
2011-03-22 09:16:27 PM
I love Hugo. He reminds me of crazy Uncle Larry who we locked up in the basement. We didn't check on him until the odors got too much.
 
2011-03-22 09:19:25 PM
Well we can all agree that there is a greater chance Mr. Chavez is right than the whole Jesus / God thing.
 
2011-03-22 09:22:36 PM
Most of you liberals look up to this guy. Now you know how the rest of us look at YOU when you open your mouths. It sounds just as retarded.
 
2011-03-22 09:32:25 PM
I am now totally convinced that anyone who uses the word liberals in their post is either trolling or has no idea what the word means.

/ Most likely trolling
 
2011-03-22 09:34:19 PM

Prysm: Most of you liberals


Dude, you know most of the liberals?
Hook me up, son.
 
2011-03-22 09:36:10 PM

shawn82: Lock them in a room together with a pile of coke for a few hours and film it. You would make millions.


enough to supply Charlie with blow for that long?

/sounds unlikely
 
2011-03-22 09:36:22 PM
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Still impressed...

http://www.fark.com/comments/4249888/Hugo-Chavez-seizes-US-rice-production-faci l ity-Arroz-by-any-other-name
 
2011-03-22 09:44:54 PM

Prysm: unfounded derp


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2011-03-22 09:50:12 PM
Chavez, Obama's buddy!
 
2011-03-22 09:53:12 PM
The bat schiat is strong in this one.
 
2011-03-22 10:05:04 PM
Prysm 2011-03-22 09:22:36 PM
Most of you liberals look up to this guy. Now you know how the rest of us look at YOU when you open your mouths. It sounds just as retarded.

You stared at whammer's pic too long, din't ya boy.

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2011-03-22 10:12:05 PM
Hugo
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The man of 1000 faces!
 
2011-03-22 10:12:25 PM
Between last week's fake boobies ban and this. I'm thinkin' Chavez got some hard core STD from a silicone sister and it's getting into his brain now. Next week "Ban hair dye, bleach, capitalist jersey shore biatches, one potato, potato potato"
 
2011-03-22 10:20:57 PM
Hugo reminds me of my brother. Bat sh*t crazy and believes his own ramblings.

/my brother looks and talks like Boomhauer, only Boomhauer is way cooler
 
2011-03-22 10:22:01 PM
I don't know about Mars, but corporatism with its militant revenue stream protection is destroying innovation and growth.

Just look at how they're trying to march the internet back and turn it into interactive TV. They're doing this across the board in every market.

We'll never have the technology we need to dodge that killer asteroid because of someone is making more money by slowing down change.
 
2011-03-22 10:24:27 PM
FTFA: He added that the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves.

Why do we keep invading these desert nations for their water?

/oil and water don't mix
 
2011-03-22 10:38:24 PM

Dalemite: FTFA: He added that the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves.

Why do we keep invading these desert nations for their water?

/oil and water don't mix


Actually Libya has lots of both water and oil under its sand. But we aren't there for the water.
 
2011-03-22 10:42:22 PM
so farking weird. I was just thinking the EXACT same thing the other day.
/monkey
 
2011-03-22 10:45:11 PM
 
2011-03-22 10:49:35 PM
Capitalism may have killed life on Mars--by not bothering to sterilize its probes. We may have already contaminated the Red Planet with the microbes of Capitalism, thus killing off the natives in the same careless way we killed off so many natives--poor hygeine.

But the other theory is a little less probable and doesn't have any scientific support, unlike the one I just presented.
 
2011-03-22 10:49:46 PM
The American Petroleum Institute begs to differ!

Destination Earth (new window)
 
2011-03-22 11:06:10 PM

Kittypie070: You stared at whammer's pic too long, din't ya boy.


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2011-03-22 11:06:57 PM

limboslam: Don't laugh, he's very much liked by intelligent, well respected people.


American-Nazi Mutual Admiration Society:

Walt Disney (Hitler's favourite cartoonist)
Charles Lindbergh (a big fan of Hitler, offered the Presidency by the Business Plot against FDR)
Unity Mitford (a dear friend of Hitler)
Sir Osbert Mosley (British Fascism)
Duke and Duchess of Windsor (Nazi sympathizers. She'd have done anything to be Queen. Anything.)

Re-armers of Nazi Germany:
Ford.
General Motors.
Chrysler.
Brown Brothers Harriman
Union Banking Corporation (UBC)
Consolidated Silesian Steel Company (CSSC)
US Senator Prescott Bush

Gifts from Nazi Germany:
Hugo Boss (supplied those snazzy Nazi uniforms)
Volkswagen (founded by Hitler)
Bayer (worked the slaves to death)
Siemens (supplied the poison gas for the Holocaust)
IBM (supplied the tech support for the Holocaust)
 
2011-03-22 11:07:06 PM
Somehow, I can see him clutching a huge mass of tangled Christmas lights, angrily screaming "I BET CAPITALISM DID THIS!"
 
2011-03-22 11:07:39 PM

torquestripe: Does Sean Penn agree?

Link (new window)


If that isn't Satire I..... I don't even....
 
2011-03-22 11:09:46 PM
Isn't it time Venezuela had a leader who didn't sound like an LSD chemist who has sampled his own product way too much?
 
2011-03-22 11:13:08 PM

tonygotskilz: I am now totally convinced that anyone who uses the word liberals in their post is either trolling or has no idea what the word means.

/ Most likely trolling

QFT

FishingWithFredo: WHAT LIBERALS REALLY THINK.

*facepalm*
 
2011-03-22 11:35:27 PM
This is what Leftists actually believe!
 
2011-03-22 11:44:31 PM
Let me guess, Hugo, Capitalism also kicked your puppy and pees in your cheerios in the morning?

This moron talks about Capitalism as if it were an actual entity possessed of a monolithic hive-mind, the exact same way our conservatrolls talk about "Liberals".

...

Oh my god.
 
2011-03-22 11:47:55 PM
Mars Needs Women

/frog blast the vent core
 
2011-03-22 11:55:08 PM
Somebody didn't heed the 125th Rule of Acquisition.
 
2011-03-22 11:55:15 PM
The best part is that the article, acting like nothing is wrong or unusual with Chavez's comment, goes on to discuss NASA's upcoming plans for further exploration on Mars.
 
2011-03-23 12:09:05 AM

Dalemite: FTFA: He added that the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves.

Why do we keep invading these desert nations for their water?


So we can privatize the usage rights (new window).

/Not that I'm defending Chavez's theory, mind you, but it's less irrational than one might assume.
 
2011-03-23 12:12:57 AM

Nemo's Brother: This is what Leftists actually believe!


Sure. When he's giving speeches at the DNC Convention or has a nightly opinion show on MSNBC, then we can talk.

Until then, it's your side that's clearly winning the crazy prize.
 
2011-03-23 12:17:43 AM
Seeing as how communism takes most everything wrong with capitalism and amplifies the horror a few million times, I'd say it was socialism that killed off mars.

Only half joking
 
2011-03-23 12:33:39 AM
I might be more inclined to listen to a man complain about the evils of over consumption if he wasn't 300lbs.
 
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