She kinda of looks like that chick from CSI NY that was going to make a GUI out of Visual Basics to track a hacker.

Best. U.N.C.L.E. EVAR.

Do guys REALLY think this was just great until the uncle ruined it?

Really?

FTA: "According to the Sheriff's Office, the statute used in this case is written to prohibit teachers or other school employees from having sexual intercourse with students who are 16 or 17 years old when the employee is at least 60 months older than the student."

Ok...so does that mean its ok if the teacher is younger or older than 22?

/kid is 17
//teacher is 37
///I'm confused...or tired...or drunk. Choose 2.

1) With a Stick

2) Like the Fist of an Angry God



I need to see the rest before committing.

the kid needed tutoring in math, so obviously he wasn't the sharpest tack in the drawers.

downpaymentblues: Do guys REALLY think this was just great until the uncle ruined it?

Really?


No, of course not. The mom is the one who narced.

I'd hit it... If little Johnny Stupid hadn't bragged, he could still be hitting it. 100 texts a day from someone isn't uncommon if you're having an active conversation. I've had 6,000 texts a month show up on my bill before.

/oblig

downpaymentblues: Do guys REALLY think this was just great until the uncle ruined it?

Really?

No, the teacher had already ruined it with all those texts.

Dangit, another sex-crazed teacher story and it's literally just north of me.

Only problem is that it'd be hard for her to be teaching while I was still in school since she's only 10 years old than I am...

eraser8: FTFA: Anderson allegedly texted the boy roughly 800 times, including more than 100 texts in a 24 hour period.

100 texts in a day? Why would it EVER be necessary to text that much?

Count the lines in your last IM conversation. You may shock yourself.


miss diminutive: And by second period, I mean-"

That was about to take a very... interesting turn.

/ NTTAWTT

Who did you say gave you chlamydiae?

So... Would it still be "insane" if the teacher was male and the student a girl, or a boy for that matter?

I don't see a crime here. Men reach their sexual PEAK when they are 18 years old. It's sex for chrissakes! Poor judgment? Inappropriate? Perhaps. But not a crime.

ApeShaft: So... Would it still be "insane" if the teacher was male and the student a girl, or a boy for that matter?

At 17, I'm pretty sure for practical purposes, a person can make their own decisions including consenting to sex. Only a repressed godbot would take offense if the situation included a male teacher and student (or both female). Otherwise, I see no difference between any permutation of gender.

downpaymentblues: Do guys REALLY think this was just great until the uncle ruined it?

Really?

sharp knees.

ivars: I don't see a crime here. Men reach their sexual PEAK when they are 18 years old. It's sex for chrissakes! Poor judgment? Inappropriate? Perhaps. But not a crime.


Why is anyone outraged about Catholic priests then? If it's okay for teachers to have sex with boys, isn't it okay for priests?

I'm happy to live in a town where this would be considered a 4 at best.

ThrobblefootSpectre: ivars: I don't see a crime here. Men reach their sexual PEAK when they are 18 years old. It's sex for chrissakes! Poor judgment? Inappropriate? Perhaps. But not a crime.


Why is anyone outraged about Catholic priests then? If it's okay for teachers to have sex with boys, isn't it okay for priests?

This kid was about 18, not 8. There is a difference...

RatMaster999: This kid was about 18, not 8. There is a difference...


So what cutoff point below 18 do you suggest? 15? 12? Honest question.

downpaymentblues: Do guys REALLY think this was just great until the uncle ruined it?

Really?

Yes. For any further questions please refer to your libido.

ThrobblefootSpectre - Why is anyone outraged about Catholic priests then? If it's okay for teachers to have sex with boys, isn't it okay for priests?

If the kid is almost 18 and he wants to, yeah. Why not? There's a huge difference between that, and a priest manipulating a much younger altar boy for those purposes. 17-year-old boys are perfectly capable of deciding to have consensual sex.

ThrobblefootSpectre: RatMaster999: This kid was about 18, not 8. There is a difference...


So what cutoff point below 18 do you suggest? 15? 12? Honest question.

I'd say 18 is a good cut off for sexual experiences with people over 21. Maybe 15 for people between 18 and 21.

It's hard to put a firm age to it since people mature at different rates. Hell, there are plenty of people should never be allowed to fark anything more lively than a fleshlight or a dildo.

It seems to me that these teacher cases involving consenting 16 to 18 year olds should be handled as proffesional civil cases similar to doctors and therapists. Loss of teaching credentials, etc. The sex of the participants shouldn't matter. Between TV, the internet, and society in general I don't think that there are that many innocent children being taken advantage of. And NO this is not the same as an 11 year old alter boy.

According to the Sheriff's Office, the statute used in this case is written to prohibit teachers or other school employees from having sexual intercourse with students who are 16 or 17 years old when the employee is at least 60 months older than the student.
Stupid laws are stupid. Just sayin'

ThrobblefootSpectre: RatMaster999: This kid was about 18, not 8. There is a difference...


So what cutoff point below 18 do you suggest? 15? 12? Honest question.

Approximately age 14, when puberty hits/completes and they are capable of child bearing. I believe Juliet was 14. Was standard back in the day.

/course this only applies to those who are bound for trade schools and trailer parks.
//why not join in, the middle schoolers are getting all the cherries now and none left for the rest of the world.

miss diminutive: eraser8: FTFA: Anderson allegedly texted the boy roughly 800 times, including more than 100 texts in a 24 hour period.

100 texts in a day? Why would it EVER be necessary to text that much?

I'm sure they were mostly intelligent, thought provoking texts as well.
"when u comin over?"
"lol omg ur so funny!"
"i want to smell you"
":)))))))"
"be sure to submit your American history assignment to my desk by second period tomorrow. And by history assignment, I mean your cock. And by my desk, I mean my vagina. And by second period, I mean-"

You get the idea.

"8======D~~ {()} y/n?" ^{(new window)}

In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal to reciprocate.

strangeguitar



... no, that's a double down.

RatMaster999: ThrobblefootSpectre: RatMaster999: This kid was about 18, not 8. There is a difference...


So what cutoff point below 18 do you suggest? 15? 12? Honest question.

I'd say 18 is a good cut off for sexual experiences with people over 21. Maybe 15 for people between 18 and 21.

It's hard to put a firm age to it since people mature at different rates. Hell, there are plenty of people should never be allowed to fark anything more lively than a fleshlight or a dildo.

Hey, that really hurt.

JackalRabbit: In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal to reciprocate.

Darrell: Now, ya'll ain't planning on farkin' these chickens are ya?

Charlie Altamont: What the fark are you getting at? Do you fark chickens?

Darrell: [chuckles] Well, I have thought about farkin' some chickens before. If you want to have a good time and you need some pu$$y, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".

Charlie Altamont: Are you saying... that I would cut off a chicken's head? Stick my dick in it? fark it... And go "Aah"? You accuse me of farking a chicken, motherfarker?

Darrell: I'm not callin' you a chicken farker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken farking.

Clevon: [to Charlie] You hear what he called me, boss? I ain't no farkin' chicken farker!

Darrell: My mistake, my mistake.

Clevon: He called me a farkin' chicken farker!

Charlie Altamont: Go back and grab the farkin' chickens, Clevon!

[to Darrell] Charlie Altamont: Here. Here's five.

Darrell: Appreciate it, thank y'all.

Clevon: He's the chicken farker!

Charlie Altamont: That's all right, put it back there. Next time, we go someplace else.

Clevon: We ain't never buyin' chickens from him again, boss!

Charlie Altamont: I know. I know.

Clevon: [to Darrell] You inbred! Inbred!

I never thought I had overly high standards in chicks until I saw how many farkers get fap-happy over frumpy photographs of girls faces.

RatMaster999: JackalRabbit: In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal to reciprocate.

Darrell: Now, ya'll ain't planning on farkin' these chickens are ya?

Charlie Altamont: What the fark are you getting at? Do you fark chickens?

Darrell: [chuckles] Well, I have thought about farkin' some chickens before. If you want to have a good time and you need some pu$$y, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".

Charlie Altamont: Are you saying... that I would cut off a chicken's head? Stick my dick in it? fark it... And go "Aah"? You accuse me of farking a chicken, motherfarker?

Darrell: I'm not callin' you a chicken farker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken farking.

Clevon: [to Charlie] You hear what he called me, boss? I ain't no farkin' chicken farker!

Darrell: My mistake, my mistake.

Clevon: He called me a farkin' chicken farker!

Charlie Altamont: Go back and grab the farkin' chickens, Clevon!

[to Darrell] Charlie Altamont: Here. Here's five.

Darrell: Appreciate it, thank y'all.

Clevon: He's the chicken farker!

Charlie Altamont: That's all right, put it back there. Next time, we go someplace else.

Clevon: We ain't never buyin' chickens from him again, boss!

Charlie Altamont: I know. I know.

Clevon: [to Darrell] You inbred! Inbred!

And it's all good long as he just lays there.

/yup, i see the opening.

"But then again my homework was never quite like this."

miss diminutive:
"i want to smell you"
":)))))))"
"be sure to submit your American history assignment to my desk by second period tomorrow. And by history assignment, I mean your cock. And by my desk, I mean my vagina. And by second period, I mean-"

Yes, go on...