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		Woman hit and killed by monster truck. Funeral will be held on Sunday Sunday SUNDAY (chron.com)		164
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toddalmighty		2011-03-21 05:08:14 PM

headline win
+1

sigdiamond2000		2011-03-21 05:10:43 PM

"Mr. Gorbachev, greenlight this headline."

coco ebert		2011-03-21 05:24:58 PM

Oh man, subby, you are so bad. +1

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2011-03-21 05:45:18 PM

And now, a touching eulogy in which ROBOSAURUS DESTROYS THIRTY CARS!

THIRTY CARS!

THIRTY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!

+1

Quasar		2011-03-21 05:53:53 PM

You'll pay for the whole seat on the hearse.

BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

FirstNationalBastard		2011-03-21 06:40:08 PM

Time to call

shower_in_my_socks		2011-03-21 07:10:49 PM

+1

I lol'd lol'd LOL'D

Trey Le Parc		2011-03-21 07:10:53 PM

Subby, you magnificent bastard. Awesome headline.

Langston		2011-03-21 07:10:57 PM

Phenomenal headlines today. Cracklin'

Chinchillazilla		2011-03-21 07:11:31 PM

I submitted this with a less funny headline.

Replica		2011-03-21 07:11:41 PM

BE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

rockforever		2011-03-21 07:11:48 PM

Farking JESUS headline.

pesuto		2011-03-21 07:12:25 PM

I lol'd a little in my mouth

cyrus_hunter		2011-03-21 07:12:57 PM

Wow...I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...this is gen-u-wine HOTY material here.

Ni		2011-03-21 07:13:04 PM

I'm going to hell, laughing all the way.

Schmoppo		2011-03-21 07:13:34 PM

+1 *bows in awe*

Raging Thespian		2011-03-21 07:13:40 PM

Five dollars buys her the whole casket BUT SHE'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!

qruppted		2011-03-21 07:13:46 PM

ROFL @ HEADLINE.

YOU WIN THE GAME BRO

Falcon Hunter		2011-03-21 07:13:49 PM

killjoy

Funerals are rarely held on Sunday.

/killjoy

The Invisible Sky Wizard		2011-03-21 07:13:54 PM

IF YOU MISS THIS YOU'D BETTER BE DEAD OR IN JAIL!

Langston		2011-03-21 07:14:05 PM

cyrus_hunter: Wow...I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...this is gen-u-wine HOTY material here.

Except it has some serious competition...just in today's batch of headlines.

stewmadness		2011-03-21 07:14:35 PM

yikes

walkerhound		2011-03-21 07:14:54 PM

Nice one, subby.

Locoz		2011-03-21 07:15:09 PM

/golf clap

NeicyYo		2011-03-21 07:15:56 PM

Ikimasen		2011-03-21 07:16:17 PM

I'll probably get in trouble for saying this, but shouldn't it be
"Sunday SUNDAY Sunday!" ?

ActionJoe		2011-03-21 07:17:06 PM

Great headline. LOL

Definitely headline of the year material. HOTY.

Do the mods basically do a search for all comments that have HOTY to pick their HOTY contestants. Because if they do. HOTY HOTY HOTY.

shelledpanda		2011-03-21 07:18:36 PM

Best headline I've seen in awhile.

/and that is saying something given how often I fark
//that didn't sound quite right...
///subby gets a +1 in my book!

Teknowaffle		2011-03-21 07:19:25 PM

Man, we have had some classic headlines this past week. I haven't had to give this many thumbs up since the FBI found my trophy room.

jehovahs witness protection		2011-03-21 07:21:20 PM

HMMM....now I have to try and figure out which of the top submitters did this one. And BTW, +1.

BobNesta420		2011-03-21 07:21:30 PM

It begins

Shallytally		2011-03-21 07:22:12 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Syllabic		2011-03-21 07:23:59 PM

The Invisible Sky Wizard: IF YOU MISS THIS YOU'D BETTER BE DEAD OR IN JAIL!

And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT!!!

IP		2011-03-21 07:24:17 PM

BRILLIANT!

Richard Roma		2011-03-21 07:24:29 PM

A++Would lol again!

vodka		2011-03-21 07:25:35 PM

Talking through the parking lot? I assume she was using a cellphone and not paying attention when she walked in front of the truck.

It wasn't an actual monster truck, they aren't street legal and the dude was driving it around.

CaptainWes		2011-03-21 07:26:10 PM

So all I need to do to submit repeats is make the headline mildly entertaining. Gotcha

skinink		2011-03-21 07:27:49 PM

" The report says she was talking through the club parking lot just after 2 a.m. Thursday and stepped in front of the high-wheeled truck just as the driver put it in gear."

So she got hit because her mouth was running?

"According to the report, the 27-year-old driver said he never saw the woman until after two of his wheels had rolled over her, killing her."

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Bit'O'Gristle		2011-03-21 07:29:57 PM

According to the report, the 27-year-old driver said he never saw the woman until after two of his wheels had rolled over her, killing her. He has been arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and driving with a suspended license.

Nice..way to overcompensate for your sub standard pecker by driving a building with wheels,and running someone over who you can't see because 1. You are driving a truck that's so high, you cant see pedestrians,and 2. driving it drunk like the feeb asshat you are. Have fun in federal pound you in the ass prison.

MAYORBOB		2011-03-21 07:30:20 PM

One of God's sweet children was tragically removed from us and you idiots want to make one to two hundred, Rush Limbaugh-like "megaditto" ejaculations at the subber. I weep for the human condition that tragedy is so easily turned into comedy and human life has no value but for a snarky headline on a sewer on the internet.

Okay, I did laugh a little.

JWF85		2011-03-21 07:30:21 PM

Headline was funny, but I'm more horrified than anything. Can you imagine getting rolled over by a monster truck? Her body must've resembled a squeezed tube of toothpaste.

Self_Manifesto		2011-03-21 07:30:44 PM

And kids' seats are still only FIVE DOLLARS!

Dolfin		2011-03-21 07:30:56 PM

I'd pay good money to watch that little guy climb up in to that truck.

Link to article with video:
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Sticky Hands		2011-03-21 07:32:54 PM

Dolfin: I'd pay good money to watch that little guy climb up in to that truck.

Link to article with video:
Link (new window)

I'll pay double to watch that guy load the back of that thing with ready mix concrete.

JWF85		2011-03-21 07:33:15 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: According to the report, the 27-year-old driver said he never saw the woman until after two of his wheels had rolled over her, killing her. He has been arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and driving with a suspended license.

Nice..way to overcompensate for your sub standard pecker by driving a building with wheels,and running someone over who you can't see because 1. You are driving a truck that's so high, you cant see pedestrians,and 2. driving it drunk like the feeb asshat you are. Have fun in federal pound you in the ass prison.

Yeah, I got pissed off when I read that too. Drunk driving is bad enough, but at least in minor circumstances it can be chalked up to a mistake or a lapse in judgment.

Driving drunk, without a valid license, and in a monster truck takes a special kind of asshole. You can almost smell the douche.

milowitz		2011-03-21 07:33:17 PM

I HEART THIS THREAD.

eraser8		2011-03-21 07:33:50 PM

I'm pretty stingy with my +1's, but...

+1

Cpl.D		2011-03-21 07:35:39 PM

Are they gonna jump a line of hearses?

QifutuWahuta		2011-03-21 07:35:54 PM

I just told my brother this headline, and his response was

"What was a monster truck doing in a kitchen?"

JWF85		2011-03-21 07:36:49 PM

Dolfin: I'd pay good money to watch that little guy climb up in to that truck.

Link to article with video:
Link (new window)

Jesus Christ... Scroll down some. I'm more fascinated now by the dad without a face. He looks like Madonna's character from Dick Tracy.

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