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(Orlando Sentinel)   Sammy Hagar says aliens abducted his brain, possibly to determine why he can't drive 55   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 51
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2011-03-21 09:30:09 AM
It was two really weird looking aliens and a robot and they did a shiat-load of Plutonian Nyborg.
 
2011-03-21 09:36:37 AM
Over in one...


///good Nyborg.....
 
2011-03-21 09:37:52 AM
You sure they didn't want to find out why can't this be love?
 
2011-03-21 09:38:11 AM
ny-image2.etsy.com
 
2011-03-21 09:39:39 AM

Dredwolf: Over in one...


///good Nyborg.....


Go for broke!
 
2011-03-21 09:40:01 AM
The aliens then quickly started complaining about how much better David Lee Roth's brain was.
 
2011-03-21 09:40:41 AM
I wonder if they took him to Space Station No 5.
 
2011-03-21 09:42:11 AM
wish i knew who these celebrities used for their dealers, they are gettin' some good stuff...
 
2011-03-21 09:44:13 AM
Why would they WANT his brain?
 
2011-03-21 09:46:19 AM
That boys brain is pickeled in pure agave.
 
2011-03-21 09:47:46 AM
Its not often you can find a specimen that has never been used..
 
2011-03-21 09:48:39 AM
$80 million of weed and tequila
 
2011-03-21 09:50:45 AM
Crap. My transmitter compartment is empty.
 
2011-03-21 09:53:25 AM
I'd better go to mtvhive.com and find out how this tale ends at mtvhive.com. If I don't go to mtvhive.com, I'll never get to read his not-so-nice comments about David Lee Roth at mtvhive.com.

/mtvhive.com
 
2011-03-21 09:57:47 AM
I think he's just drumming up business for his book. He knows how to play the game in today's world. SENSATIONALIZE!

I read an excerpt (about his VH experience) from his book. It all seemed to be be "over-the-top". I'm sure EVH is a bit wacky (sorry no citation), but I just can't believe it's as bad as Sammy depicted in his book. I really wonder if he isn't just stretching the truth to make for a big story.
 
2011-03-21 10:05:42 AM
"Dave lost his hairline, but you lost your cool, buddy."
 
2011-03-21 10:06:21 AM

BaronBarracuda: Why would they WANT his brain?


It's actually human emotions that seem to interest them

an experiencer myself

quite the interesting experience
 
2011-03-21 10:09:57 AM
I believe him. He hasn't lied to me yet.
 
2011-03-21 10:09:58 AM
Me thinks he's had too much Cabo-Wabo
 
2011-03-21 10:18:57 AM

p51d007: Me thinks he's had too much Cabo-Wabo


Who hasn't?

/it's wonderful
 
2011-03-21 10:27:50 AM
First Alien: We have established a connection with a humanoid on planet Mirth

Second Alien: Earth

FA: What ever. Preparing to upload contents to the Mac.

SA: Good. The Magnificent Alien Computer can process anything.

FA: Strange. I uploaded over 7 megs but the Mac is only processing 5k.

SA: Look in the SPAM folder.

FA: Jebus is also our Son of God Too Crypes!

SA: I can't delete it! It's growing!

FA: We cannot allow this to spread to our internet. Quick. Set course for the heart of the sun.

SA: That's Pink Floyd.

FA: Just fly Don Kirshner.
 
2011-03-21 10:42:06 AM

p51d007: Me thinks he's had too much Cabo-Wabo


it's not the tequila that gets you, it's the worm.
/knows cabo-wabo doesn't have the worm
//just sayin'
///likes cabo-wabo
////still has his brains
///one tequila two tequila three tequila slashies
 
2011-03-21 10:48:40 AM
Did they take his brain to Space Station #5? (new window)
 
2011-03-21 10:51:00 AM
"We're the Galactoids! Welcome aboard, now let's party!"
i.ytimg.com
 
2011-03-21 10:53:04 AM
Had to suffer through a Kenny Chesney concert a couple of years ago for the sake of Mrs. JHFTP, and the only bright spot about it for me was the fact that Sammy Haggar was on the bill, too. Turns out he sucked, or had partied too hard, or was too old or something. He relied on his backup band to sing the chorus because he was out of breath by the time he got done with the main lyrics.

//he had the best set, tho. So that counts for something.
//maybe the alien brain abduction must have just happened?
 
2011-03-21 10:57:23 AM

The Southern Dandy: Did they take his brain to Space Station #5? (new window)


basemetal barely beat you by just 1 hour ago referencing same song..

it's okay The Southern Dandy, Amnesty is Granted (new window)
 
2011-03-21 11:00:50 AM

SideOfBacon: The Southern Dandy: Did they take his brain to Space Station #5? (new window)

basemetal barely beat you by just 1 hour ago referencing same song..

it's okay The Southern Dandy, Amnesty is Granted (new window)


I just woke up...and I don't read fark threads, just the headlines. basemetal is a very astute and intelligent individual, as are you SideofBacon.
 
2011-03-21 11:04:06 AM
i1094.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning....
 
2011-03-21 11:14:34 AM
Remember when Dave was the washed-up lead singer? What a difference a few years make!

Sammy's book also said Dave "looked gay" in the '80s. Everyone in rock was wearing spandex back then, including Sammy. Ever seen the video for "I Can't Drive 55"?

He was almost as tubby as now, but wearing spandex...
 
2011-03-21 11:20:13 AM

The Southern Dandy: SideOfBacon: The Southern Dandy: Did they take his brain to Space Station #5? (new window)

basemetal barely beat you by just 1 hour ago referencing same song..

it's okay The Southern Dandy, Amnesty is Granted (new window)

I just woke up...and I don't read fark threads, just the headlines. basemetal is a very astute and intelligent individual, as are you SideofBacon.


That was a great song....

/as you are well aware
 
2011-03-21 11:27:29 AM
I've been abducted by aliens. That sh*t is real.

Their spacecraft had bright, bright lights on it. Lots of different colors. They got out of it--two of them--and walked towards my car. They kept shining these hand-held lights in my face, so I never could get a good look at them.

From what I could tell, they were bipedal. About the size of a normal man, but quite a bit heavier. They wore blue spacesuits with some kind of gold insignia or badge on the breast pocket. Each one carried a communicator on his(?) shoulder with which he would speak to the mother ship.

Strangely enough, their language sounded like English, except it was almost all numbers. They were probably giving coordinates. I distinctly remember "10-92, 10-55, 10-96" repeated a few times, but those don't seem to match up to our Earthly latitude and longitude.

Yes, they did abduct me for a short while and, no, I don't want to talk about it.
 
2011-03-21 11:29:39 AM

basemetal: The Southern Dandy: SideOfBacon: The Southern Dandy: Did they take his brain to Space Station #5? (new window)

basemetal barely beat you by just 1 hour ago referencing same song..

it's okay The Southern Dandy, Amnesty is Granted (new window)

I just woke up...and I don't read fark threads, just the headlines. basemetal is a very astute and intelligent individual, as are you SideofBacon.

That was a great song album....

/as you are well aware


FTF us
 
2011-03-21 11:30:46 AM
Wow Sammy, that's fascinating...

Now be a dear and fix me a margarita.
 
2011-03-21 11:35:24 AM
Look, they left him behind and the fact he manages to talk about the experience indicates his brain is still sitting 'twixt his ears. This tells me the aliens were looking for intelligent forms of life.

Sammy seems to be conflicted between uploads and downloads -- the suretell sign of a pantload.
 
2011-03-21 11:41:44 AM
Most interesting revelation: That there is, in fact, more than one way to rock.

Sammy was lying to us this whole time.
 
2011-03-21 12:02:40 PM

hurdboy: "Dave lost his hairline, but you lost your cool, buddy."


Miss the Nerf boys...
 
2011-03-21 12:16:05 PM
They took him up Where Eagles Fly, but in the end the left him with his Dick in the Dirt.
 
2011-03-21 12:22:39 PM

savage henry: Miss the Nerf boys...


They're still sorta around, play a few gigs every now and again.
 
2011-03-21 12:26:54 PM
i221.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-21 12:48:49 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Can drive 55.
 
2011-03-21 12:54:19 PM
...Hagar lets go of what even he admits might make him ``sound like a crazy person''...


Why, uhh...no Sammy, no...not at all.

/backs away slowly
 
2011-03-21 01:05:33 PM
In fairness, he's been saying shiat like this for decades.

/not news
 
2011-03-21 01:24:01 PM
I didn't ASK for the anal probe.
 
2011-03-21 01:40:10 PM

hurdboy: savage henry: Miss the Nerf boys...

They're still sorta around, play a few gigs every now and again.


Thanks.

Always thought the album with 'Golfshirt' on it is just great.
 
2011-03-21 01:41:29 PM
He was on an episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories too. He's apparently making the paranormal rounds.
 
2011-03-21 02:20:38 PM
Booo, subby. Horrible. You get nothing. NOTHING! Good day!
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-03-21 03:30:42 PM
van halen really did make him look good.
 
2011-03-21 04:25:30 PM
Hagar laughs and goes on to explain that a passage in the
book described as a dream in which he is contacted by aliens
from outer space in California was, in fact, reality.

The tale describes how the beings tapped into his mind
through a wireless connection.

``It was real,'' Hagar told the reporter, according to the story on MTV's Hive website. ``They were plugged into me. It was
a download situation ... Or, they uploaded something from my
brain, like an experiment.''



OK, Sammy... So an advanced alien race who has cracked the mysteries of the universe enough to be able to safely traverse the truly mind-blowing distances, risks and other practical hurdles involved in interstellar travel came all the way to earth... so they could tell you something in a dream. Something which was apparently utterly inconsequential.

OR, you just had a dream.

Wow, yeah... Real tricky picking which one is more likely there buddy.
 
2011-03-21 05:08:21 PM

cats4rent: van halen really did make him look good.


Helped his bank account, probably hurt his image.
 
2011-03-21 05:19:07 PM
www.ironmaidencommentary.com

Back in the day, when he mattered.

/'You're Rock Candy baby, you're hot, sweet and sticky.'
 
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