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(NewsNet5)   Woman tells judge that her dog ate stolen $1,800 cockatoo   ( newsnet5.com) divider line
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2001-10-19 02:37:21 PM  
Tasted like chicken.
 
2001-10-19 02:38:01 PM  
Scene from the used car lot:

"The price is $1,800. And that price is firm"

"I don't have that kind of money. What I do have is this pretty white bird."

"You drive a hard bargain. I'll take the bird, you get the Buick and I'll throw in a dog cage for good measue."
 
2001-10-19 02:39:56 PM  
Under her parka? What a nut. Those things bite like vicegrips. I'm surprised she didn't get a nipple piercing.
 
2001-10-19 02:40:29 PM  
If you can get and old buick for a bird I wonder what I'll get for trading in that thieving crack whore? Probably a Pacer with a leaky windshield....nevermind.
 
2001-10-19 02:59:23 PM  
Mine just ate my five dollar homework.
 
2001-10-19 03:00:59 PM  
Yea, right. I bet they believe her too!
 
2001-10-19 03:07:44 PM  
cookies?
 
2001-10-19 03:08:35 PM  
My dad traded our old beater woody stationwagon for $200 and a purebred golden retriever about 10 years ago. Can you say Red Neck? I knew you could. :)
 
2001-10-19 03:11:07 PM  
he's not a red neck if he got a purebred.. the dog has to be certified mutt for that..
 
2001-10-19 03:11:44 PM  
Hey, that's a pretty stupid dog...and that thing on the leash is too...hahahahahah ouch.
 
2001-10-19 03:18:11 PM  
Stepdaughter's not real loyal to her new mother is she?
 
2001-10-19 03:58:42 PM  
Toucan Sam was really pissed I heard...
 
2001-10-19 04:46:13 PM  
"Tastes like Alpo"
 
2001-10-19 04:50:32 PM  
I once traded a case of beer for a wood stove. I should have held out for the dog cage. Dammit! Dammit to hell!
 
2001-10-19 05:10:14 PM  
This post list sucks! Go to the one above it.It should have over 800 by now.
 
2001-10-19 05:36:14 PM  
tucan Sam..that was good one..what kind of a bird wouldn't try to get away or squawk if it's been smuggled out of a store via a coat?? NOW THAT'S STRANGE...
 
2001-10-19 06:20:06 PM  
BURP!
*feathers*
 
2001-10-19 07:02:58 PM  
Wioth so much drama in the LBC its kinda hard being Snoop D-O-Double G
 
2001-10-19 07:04:42 PM  
that ate the cat...
 
2001-10-19 11:04:44 PM  
You know, it's kinda weird she's being sentenced on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. Not particularly ironic, just an odd little coincidence.
 
2001-10-20 08:20:18 PM  
<John Cleese> That cockatoo is no more! </John Cleese>
 
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