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(Chicago Breaking News)   Collection of recent Chicago mugshots - the first guy looks sane, but it spirals downward from there into a wretched hive of scum and villainy   (chicagobreakingnews.com) divider line 108
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2011-03-18 09:10:37 AM
I would give #8's mug a shot...
 
2011-03-18 09:22:25 AM
#7, is that Egon from the Ghostbusters?
#8, i'll trap her ghost with my proton pack.
 
2011-03-18 09:32:15 AM
13 - Aggravated Criminal Sexual Abuse

...this frightens me
 
2011-03-18 09:38:20 AM
It's like the casting roll of The Wire.
 
2011-03-18 10:12:29 AM
Watch that step from 1 to 2. It's a doozy.
 
2011-03-18 10:15:19 AM
#19 -- Why would we jail zombies? They never farking die on their own.
 
2011-03-18 10:47:08 AM

serial_crusher: #7, is that Egon from the Ghostbusters?


radio host here, actually
 
2011-03-18 10:48:42 AM
www.chicagotribune.com
That's the dude that stabbed a bouncer in a bar in Naperville when he was caught smoking.
 
2011-03-18 10:49:19 AM
wretched hive of scum and villainy

My sister lives there.

/Only funny line
 
2011-03-18 10:49:41 AM
#4 is Frankenstein's younger retarded brother Shecky.
 
2011-03-18 10:50:02 AM
"...the first guy looks sane."
That's why he is the scariest.
 
2011-03-18 10:50:43 AM
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derp
 
2011-03-18 10:51:15 AM
#49 is begging for a buttsecks joke
 
2011-03-18 10:51:20 AM
Why is it that the guy with the happiest looking mug shot is the guy who was arrested for the most serious crime?
 
2011-03-18 10:52:58 AM
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Kristina Colon
Charge: Prostitution

/I'd hit it
// in the Colon
 
2011-03-18 10:53:26 AM
Jebus fooking Cripes....click thru them and every other one is for murder. How many murders does chi town in a week? Accoridng to this report it's like 200.


fark me.
 
2011-03-18 10:53:45 AM
it is so crazy to see people who you would think would be old enough to "know better". People who have kids depending on them for survival-- that just decide to act so self destructively. I did some really serious dumb shiat was when I was younger, but once I realized there were other people who depended on me for survival-- wife, kids- my whole outlook changed and I realized I could no longer live my life for myself.

It is so sad so many people let their children down and set such horrible examples on how to live-- never learning from their earlier mistakes. What a culture of entitlement we live in.
 
2011-03-18 10:53:54 AM
Hey, wait just a darned minute! They actually arrested some white people. Don't they know that jail is only for brown people?
 
2011-03-18 10:54:35 AM
"F*CK YEA."

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2011-03-18 10:56:06 AM

2 grams: Jebus fooking Cripes....click thru them and every other one is for murder. How many murders does chi town in a week? Accoridng to this report it's like 200.


fark me.


Only 435 last year. (new window)
 
2011-03-18 10:56:09 AM

NittLion78: "F*CK YEA."


Harry kinda looks like the crazy Russian scientist from Armageddon
 
2011-03-18 10:56:18 AM
Dude, is this guy recovering from a stroke or something? Was charged with a DUI of .08 or greater...

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2011-03-18 10:56:30 AM
What is with being charged with DUI and DUI greater than .08 percent? Why not just give the guy a DWI which implies his BAC was over .08?
 
2011-03-18 10:56:47 AM
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Obstruction of a police officer, resisting arrest, battery...

Really?
 
2011-03-18 10:57:29 AM

NittLion78: "F*CK YEA."


I was thinking that guy could be a new Dick Tracy Character but somehow, "You're coming with me ComedyandTragedy MaskFace!" doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
 
2011-03-18 10:58:06 AM
www.chicagotribune.com

registraditionalnursing.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-03-18 10:58:07 AM

NittLion78: "F*CK YEA."


an ESPN radio "star"
 
2011-03-18 10:58:11 AM
What's up with charges for #25? Is that an abortion? ...
 
2011-03-18 10:58:28 AM
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Rough night at the alumni meetup.
 
2011-03-18 11:00:30 AM
Is anyone else getting the impression that living in Chicago these days is akin to playing a few rounds of GTA IV?
 
2011-03-18 11:01:55 AM
This chick likes to party. Hey, I got some pot, wanna hang out?
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2011-03-18 11:02:36 AM
#73 is another case of taking one's name too literally- David Mack.
 
2011-03-18 11:02:52 AM
#61

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Defendant: Darlene Yarber
(Cook County Sheriff's Office photo / February 16, 2011)
Charge: Impersonating a lawyer


Nice catch on picking this guy up for impersonating a...

wait... what...?

say, you folks at the Cook County S.O. really are idiots.
 
2011-03-18 11:04:18 AM

Panty Sniffer: 2 grams: Jebus fooking Cripes....click thru them and every other one is for murder. How many murders does chi town in a week? Accoridng to this report it's like 200.


fark me.

Only 435 last year. (new window)


but the city does not report ot the FBI, so Chicago stays off the most dangerous city lists...I blame Obama
 
2011-03-18 11:04:27 AM

NittLion78: "F*CK YEA."


Olbermann is a jerk when he's drunk.
 
2011-03-18 11:05:23 AM
I guess it really did get hard out there for a pimp, otherwise Taraji Henson wouldn't be in this lineup.

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2011-03-18 11:05:50 AM
Doesn't resisting arrest usually have to be paired with something else?
 
2011-03-18 11:06:52 AM
What exactly is felony prostitution?!
 
2011-03-18 11:08:32 AM
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What the fark happened to you, Todd Glass?

/www.lasvegas-nv.com
 
2011-03-18 11:09:06 AM

AngryDragon: What exactly is felony prostitution?!


1,000 feet of a school.
 
2011-03-18 11:09:11 AM
Before:
www.channel4.com

After:
www.chicagotribune.com
 
2011-03-18 11:10:58 AM

hillary: #61


Defendant: Darlene Yarber
(Cook County Sheriff's Office photo / February 16, 2011)
Charge: Impersonating a lawyer

Nice catch on picking this guy up for impersonating a...

wait... what...?

say, you folks at the Cook County S.O. really are idiots.


lol
 
2011-03-18 11:11:24 AM
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Charge: Human trafficking for forced labor or services

That's.... kinda funny
 
2011-03-18 11:12:05 AM
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Shouldn't these guys have been home playing World of Warcraft?
 
2011-03-18 11:12:24 AM

hamiltonjdavid: Before: Douglas Reynolds

After: That Guy


I would have also went with that choice.

/www.chicagotribune.com
//www.chicagotribune.com

///Is that the same person with different names?
//Unusual amount of blacks and hispanics in that there list.
 
2011-03-18 11:12:47 AM
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Defendant: Darlene Yarber
(Cook County Sheriff's Office photo / February 16, 2011)
Charge: Impersonating a lawyer

That's not all she was impersonating, amirite?
 
jwf
2011-03-18 11:12:49 AM
This is why I never stray to far from the hotel when I have to go to Chicago. Is there a decent looking hooker in the city?
 
Biv
2011-03-18 11:15:33 AM
Wow, add a few pics and the first couple posts become creepy.
 
2011-03-18 11:16:41 AM

jwf: This is why I never stray to far from the hotel when I have to go to Chicago. Is there a decent looking hooker in the city?


Crime is wayyyy down in Chicago. Every major metro area in the country could do a mugshot list. We just put one together to increase views. :)
 
2011-03-18 11:19:15 AM

Tatsuhiko:
///Is that the same person with different names?


Don't think so. While they do look alike certain details are distinctly different (eye brow curvature, nose bridge, philtrum etc)
 
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