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(www.wwjs.com)   Where would Jesus Surf? Fark.com labelled "High Risk"   (wwjs.net ) divider line
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2001-10-19 12:23:57 PM  
Now I've seen it all.
 
2001-10-19 12:24:04 PM  
BOOBIES?
 
2001-10-19 12:24:27 PM  
"Click here to connect anyway."
 
2001-10-19 12:25:18 PM  
OK, I find this really annoying. No, not that it's some Jesus thing, but the fact that the term "surf" is used. How does internet usage lend itself to the term surfing?

It's just another case of people misappropriating the term "surf" which is inherently cool to the internet which is inherently nerdy. Yet also cool.

People just wish they could surf. Losers.
 
2001-10-19 12:25:25 PM  
So what are the words it objects to? So far, I've worked out that it doesn't like "camwhores" and "sex" - anyone know the other 5??? It doesn't care about "drug" or "drugs"...
 
2001-10-19 12:29:23 PM  
[image from filmsondisc.com too old to be available]

JESUS DON'T SURF!
 
2001-10-19 12:29:26 PM  
I think it's [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]
Show your badge of honor.
 
2001-10-19 12:29:28 PM  
I knew It! God Hates Us! We are all going to hell!
REPENT SINNERS!
 
2001-10-19 12:30:08 PM  
i ran a search on my site and one of my blog archives had one 'instance'. It was labeled 'High Risk' as well.

J
 
2001-10-19 12:30:14 PM  
Cool, like we need CC trolls, anyway...
 
2001-10-19 12:30:47 PM  
Site is misleading...
The "bad word query" is "Fark" so it's obviously going to find it multiple times. Examine the link for instance.
http://www.wwjs.net/search/safe.cgi?url=http://www.fark.com/%26query​=Fark://

Ahh well.
 
2001-10-19 12:31:08 PM  
Ahh I really think Jesus would be a pot smoking WTO protesting hippie in this time
 
2001-10-19 12:31:24 PM  
Ha Ha. Click here to connect anyway.
 
2001-10-19 12:32:15 PM  
I don't get it. I get some kind of warning page with the only clickable link returning me to fark's main page. ???
 
2001-10-19 12:33:25 PM  
idiots! they list themselves as 'HIGH RISK!'

http://www.wwjs.net/search/safe.cgi?url=http://www.wwjs.net/
 
2001-10-19 12:34:03 PM  
It found 8 bad words on Fark. COME ON! WE CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT!

Their real problem is they only measure words, and the really nasty stuff can slip right past. By their counting, goatse_cx is only 12.5% as bad as Fark is.
 
2001-10-19 12:34:24 PM  
LMMFAO!!!! FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARK, FARKING FARKER!
 
2001-10-19 12:34:48 PM  
No kidding. It only found 134 instances of inappropriate language on stileproject.
 
2001-10-19 12:36:27 PM  
"Ahh I really think Jesus would be a pot smoking WTO protesting hippie in this time"

I am... I mean he is... I mean... shiat, I blew my cover
 
2001-10-19 12:37:21 PM  
someone please setup a photoshop for the pic on this page!!

http://news.excite.com/photo/img/ap/pakistan/afghanistan/attacks/20011​019/isl1 10

i don't know how....*crying*
 
2001-10-19 12:37:49 PM  
I get it now! After all that, it sucks. :)
 
2001-10-19 12:39:46 PM  
Finlay: Put in in the Add Link queue!
 
2001-10-19 12:41:21 PM  
This filter would work great to keep out the people who can't think for themselves.
 
2001-10-19 12:44:13 PM  
malinois: Thanks, i didn't know if i had to host the pic somewhere.
 
Mog
2001-10-19 12:44:14 PM  
Damn, I thought this was about surfing, like in the ocean, not surfing the web. I found it hilarious that this was tagged "obvious."
 
2001-10-19 12:44:17 PM  
Those filters suck, especially at school. Hell, for cyberpatrol I just use my own password I got for free at the website. Heh heh.
 
2001-10-19 12:44:23 PM  
what with his water-walking skills, you would think that the J-man could surf wherever he pleased

what with the proposed behaviors of this jesus dude, as presented in that bilbe thingy, it would seem that jesus would "surf" the web to all off the porn sites and other "nasty" places that this guardian site doesn't like

after all, he did pal around with hookers, thieves, lepers, and the like

WWJD - um . . . surf, rock-climb, carouse with criminals, piss off local alw enforcement, and die at a young age by violent means
 
2001-10-19 12:44:50 PM  
thank god... your posts are lame and have nothing to do with the thread.
 
2001-10-19 12:46:10 PM  
Where would Osama surf?
 
2001-10-19 12:46:24 PM  
Both Chick Publications and American Bukake Free Pic of the Day are Jesus Approved! Thank's WWJS!
 
2001-10-19 12:50:41 PM  
It's like a test .... "Fark is bad. Do you have the will to thwart the temptation that is Fark.com? Well, here's a test -- http://www.fark.com! Go ahead - resistance is futile! Give in to the romance! CLICK THAT LINK"

note: You aren't a real Christian if you click that link.
 
2001-10-19 12:50:57 PM  
It said my site http://www.thegreatcornholio.com is unsafe to search. It found two instances of "bad" words. I guess BUNGHOLE tripped the alert.

Now why would a tap into a barrel be considered bad?
 
2001-10-19 12:53:25 PM  
Try it for the Stile Project. Only 130 instances of inappropriate language. Seems like it must have searched the site on an off day for Stile.
 
2001-10-19 12:53:50 PM  
State Income Tax Refund
 
2001-10-19 12:56:28 PM  
www.noi.org (Nation of Islam) is jesus approved!
 
2001-10-19 01:00:17 PM  
By far the best part of this site was where would Jesus Shop!

Jesus would by Auto parts from Wrenchhead.com

Remember that!
 
2001-10-19 01:01:18 PM  
THE FOLLOWING WARNINGS APPLY TO http://www.wwjs.net :
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WARNING : 1 instances of inappropriate language were found in the text. Sometimes innocent words trip the censor, but it is not often.

----------------------------------------------------------------------​-------- --

The Safe Connect filter has determined this site to be of HIGH RISK! We recommend you hit your browser's back button and choose another link.


Click here to connect anyway http://www.wwjs.net
 
2001-10-19 01:02:16 PM  
Goatse!! HAW HAW HAW!! Only ONE bad instance... I think that we all know what that is!! HAW HAW HAW!!
 
2001-10-19 01:02:20 PM  
Oh Fark! It liked my personal homepage. I'm going to have to beef that puppy up!!
 
2001-10-19 01:03:46 PM  
[image from img.fark.com too old to be available]
 
2001-10-19 01:04:17 PM  
So sayeth the Savior!
So sayeth the Lord!

Ay Carumba!
 
2001-10-19 01:04:55 PM  
I find it amusing that these so-called Christians have the audacity to tell people what Jesus would have done. The guy hung out with some of the lowest ranking folks on the social totem pole. He despised the self-righteous, pompous farkers, and made it a point to tell them so. Hence, he was executed. Stupid, farking idiots.
 
2001-10-19 01:06:05 PM  
Well said Mudfoot!
 
2001-10-19 01:06:43 PM  
*cough*CULT!*cough*
 
2001-10-19 01:17:03 PM  
But I am sure if jesus needed new spark plugs he would go to wrenchhead.com
 
2001-10-19 01:19:40 PM  
WoolyDoug: "Both Chick Publications and American Bukake Free Pic of the Day are Jesus Approved! Thank's WWJS!"

Funniest thing I've read in a long time.


Hehehe, bukkake...
 
2001-10-19 01:19:56 PM  
I don't mind Christians or the billions of other people on this planet who are of another religion or not religious at all. What pisses me off is the relgious taking it upon themselves to try to "convert" the whole population of the planet. If you don't "convert" then you are a sinner.

Farking stupid
 
CAP
2001-10-19 01:25:23 PM  
fark.com is a [image from capalert.com too old to be available]
-in the-[image from capalert.com too old to be available]
-'s book, too!
 
2001-10-19 01:27:14 PM  
Couln't resist this one


THE FOLLOWING WARNINGS APPLY TO http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ :

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WARNING : 4 instances of inappropriate language were found in the text. Sometimes innocent words trip the censor, but it is not often
 
2001-10-19 01:27:22 PM  
A little diddy:

Surfin for Jesus,
Surfin for Jesus,
Hangin ten for
the son of God.

Man that felt uplifting. I think I'll go run out and join a prolife movement. Oh wait, I'm not a maggot. Guess I'll just have to stay here and mind my own farking business.
 
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