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(PC Magazine)   You will never come down from the high of NASA cocaine   (pcmag.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Kennedy Center, NASA, zero-tolerance policy, Kennedy Space Center, crime lab, PC Magazine  
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2011-03-16 01:42:02 AM  
FTA: The substance is now at an accredited crime lab for further testing.

When I find an 8-ball and determine its criminal nature, I also have to do "further testing."
 
2011-03-16 01:47:15 AM  
 
2011-03-16 01:50:34 AM  
Maybe some of the employees figured since they're getting laid off, they'd say fark it. I'm going to do some blow!
 
2011-03-16 02:02:12 AM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2011-03-16 03:03:43 AM  
I'm not a big fan of cocaine, although it does smell wonderful.
 
2011-03-16 03:20:51 AM  
Fark needs a like button.
 
2011-03-16 03:32:28 AM  
conspiracy time
worker falls to death
in-depth investigation forthcoming
plant easily found drugs
blame worker for his own death
investigation over
real cause of death and other secrets safe
 
2011-03-16 03:33:37 AM  
soooo many repeats lately...
 
2011-03-16 03:35:06 AM  

Prosthetic Anus: soooo many repeats lately...


It's fark, you'll get over it.
 
2011-03-16 03:43:21 AM  
To be fair, they do hire a bunch of blue-collar workers as well.
 
2011-03-16 03:43:36 AM  
With as much as Obama has slashed their funding, can you really blame them for trying to find an alternate source of funding?
 
2011-03-16 03:44:35 AM  
The cocaine doesn't bother me, but the fact that they're doing so much they seem to be loosing it left and right?

I've always wanted to work for NASA.
 
2011-03-16 03:53:45 AM  

1000 Ways to Dye: The cocaine doesn't bother me, but the fact that they're doing so much they seem to be loosing it left and right?

I've always wanted to work for NASA.


$175 in coke for a rocket scientist is what? What he makes during his lunch break?
 
2011-03-16 03:56:07 AM  
Bails of Cocaine falling from high flying planes
Nasa boys done dropped em and I thank them just the same
Bails of Cocaine falling like the pouring rain
My life life was changed completely by that space shuttle plane.
 
2011-03-16 03:56:13 AM  

pippi longstocking: To be fair, they do hire a bunch of blue-collar workers as well.


Enough coke, and it'll turn into a white collar position.
 
2011-03-16 04:06:38 AM  

aphexcoil: 1000 Ways to Dye: The cocaine doesn't bother me, but the fact that they're doing so much they seem to be loosing it left and right?

I've always wanted to work for NASA.

$175 in coke for a rocket scientist is what? What he makes snorts during his lunch break?


ftfy
 
2011-03-16 04:20:19 AM  
www.dethklok.org
 
2011-03-16 05:00:21 AM  
I like the basically unrelated mentioning of Gifford.

"We'd like to talk about something unrelated to both NASA and Gifford, but they're all related some how just like we're all genetically related if yuo go back far enough! Somebody may have had some blow in Florida and they may have worked for NASA or maybe known people at NASA or were contractors for somebody that works at KFC here in Florida or lived at the trailers in the swamp next door or something. NASA might be involved. Mark Kelley works for NASA as an astronaut and his wife was shot and is newsworthy. Mention Kelley's wife "Gifford" again and that she recently was shot for more Google hits on our news page."
 
2011-03-16 05:10:15 AM  
You will never stop seeing repeats on Fark.
 
2011-03-16 05:31:04 AM  
Surveillance footage of the possible perp:

i338.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-16 05:49:56 AM  
Probably just a little stash Major Tom left behind.
 
2011-03-16 05:52:07 AM  

content6.flixster.com

Wasn't coke, it was nyborg man.

 
2011-03-16 05:52:18 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

content6.flixster.com

Plutonian Nyborg (new window)
 
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